Why don't you own a Nintendo Switch yet /v/?

>>387570126
I might once we know Mario Odyssey and Metroid Prime 4 are worth it.

Because shills keep making not want one.

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You have he M&L themed Switch already?

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>>387570239
How could this be?

Mine is coming in the mail. It isn't coming with a dock though so are there any cheap alternatives for one if I decided to go buy one later? I already have a USB-C charger I can use for it so I assume all I'm missing is just the HDMI cable.

Waiting for the New Nintendo Switch U.

>>387570239
Please tell me youre only pretending to be retarded?

>480 dollars for 3 good games
No thanks

no games i didn't already get bored of on wii u

>>387570126
No games to play
horrible screen that most likely will get replaced in future iterations.

Might as well wait for the (((NEW))) Nintendo Switch

>>387570126
I just started my new job to fund my Switch lust and because it's semi-monthly pay I haven't even got my war chest started

>>387570518
Well by the time that happens, I hope Volta is considered poorfag shit.

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>>387570518
>hybrid-handheld status
>decade of frequent new required DS models still sold massively
>this being Amiibo-era Nintendo

I keep forgetting this horseshit could very well happen. Glad I'm waiting until Switch has more games.

Waiting for Xenoblade.

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Only 1 exclusive and its a remake.

I'm already unmotivated to do anything with everything I already have, why would I get something new to collect dust

>>387570126
is that dock any good? need something good to play veoz longterm im tired of laying it flat

>>387570126
>No smaller more portable model
>No d-pad joycon
>No Xenoblade

A few of those, or some more third party games and I'd pick it up.
Street Fighter 4 and DOA:Dimensions on the 3DS were a big part of why I picked it up they were great pick up and play portable games.

>>387570126
<1000:1 IPS panel
Call me back when it's OLED or at least Panasonic's new >100,000:1 panels.

>>387570831
Not to mention the (((NEW))) switch will probably have a clockspeed boost and longer running times at standard clockspeeds.

Buying a Gen1 switch is as stupid as buying a Gen1 3DS.

>>387570126
I have no interest of getting one.

I have the money to buy one, and some gamestop credit, and probably a few games I could trade in.

But besides Zelda, I just don't even know what I'd play. I like ARMS, but I'm bad at fighters and don't see the point in playing. I don't give 2 fucks about Mario Kart. Splatoon 2 might be fun, but all I ever play on my other consoles and PC is shooters (the majority of the time atleast). Multiplats are worthless because they're all better on other consoles or PC.

So what is there besides just Zelda? Other games don't seem to interest me much. I might like something like Puyo Puyo Tetris, but I don't see myself playing it for very long or multiple times even.

>Cave Story
>Splatoon 2
>Mario Odyssey
>Breath of the Wild
>???

I always buy consoles if there's a 5th game I'm interested in. Currently waiting for that 5th game.

>>387571772
Hope that Mario trailer got you dancing, otherwise it's either gonna be weebshit or the farther-off Metroid.

>>387570126
I'll pick one up in 3 years when they come out with more games and the inevitable enhanced version of it

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>>387570126
I have a Wii U

too busy masturbating to furry trap tentacle rape porn

>That Green Joycon

Fuck, I didn't think I would want one this badly.

It basically costs 500 Canadian dollarydoos and I don't have that much to throw around for a machine that plays 1 game (splatoon 2)

>>387570126
Can't find one as I live in Canada. I'm happy to wait for the inevitable hardware revision, game bundles, and Metroid Prime 4.

>>387570126
Because is not hackeable yet.

I am willing to take how overpriced consoles are in my country, but I won´t take how overpriced games are.

>>387570126
pokemon isn't out yet

>>387570126
Because my iPhone plays games better.

>>387573495
EB Games basically sells used Switch at the same price of a brand new one. Fuck them.

>>387573663
who the fuck is selling switches at eb games/gamestop

No CFW yet. I'm getting one when it's hacked and can play pirated games.

i was seriously thinking about getting a switch and decided to get a wii u at the last second.
it already has a shitty smash game, and has gamecube controller support. that's what i want really.

>>387570126
I am actually looking forward to getting a switch, but Jesus fuck those multi colored joy cons look so bad. Why did they think that would be a good design choice? I realize that there's an all black model too

>>387573725
retards

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>>387570126
>>387570239
>>387570374
>Don't particularly like the Switch
>This releases
>Sudden urge to play Splatoon
>Imagine that with a blue joycon instead of the pink one
>Fuck
>Still can't buy it because it's $570 + $80 for a game
>By the time I get that money these will be sold out
What's the most creative way to kill myself, bros?

>>387573663
Wouldn't that mainly be Nintendo's fault. Just like why all their games usually stay the same price everywhere after years have gone by?

>>387570126
I want a switch but I'll have to finish some ps4 games first

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>>387570126
your switch looks funny

>>387570126
Prime 4 is the only reason I would buy one, and since it's in early development right now I don't really have to worry about the Switch

>>387570126
Too poor
Not enough games to make me want it
Dumb design decisions making me not want it right away
hardware revision imminent, so I might as well wait

>>387570126
I own one, but as a console I hate it. I loathe having to pay hundreds of dollars for nintendo's shitty hardware just to have access to their games. I wish they'd go third party already.

>>387573835
eat yourself to death

>>387574009
Why not just kill yourself?

You clearly aren't fit

>>387570126
>>387570239
>>387570374
This combination is already possible if you have the blue/red Switch package and bought the Splatoon Joycons. Just take the red one that came with the console, and the green one from the Splatoon joycon pack. The blue and pink ones make a cool cotton candy theme too.

>>387573835
I was like you, only I actually went through with it.
Unless you're a diehard fan, you're really not missing out on much with Splatoon 2. Aside from Salmon Run, which Nintendo inexplicably gimped and time restricted, it's just a glorified Splatoon 1.

>>387570126
Because without the joycons it looks like one of those under-$100 android tablets you get from aliexpress.
Once they redesign it and make it look like an actual Nintendo product I'll consider it.

>>387573835
>570$

SOPA

I'm waiting to see if they release animal crossing

>>387574210
I hope you like happy home designer and board games.

Waiting until their end of the year direct to see what's coming out next year.

>>387573663
>sells used Switch
lmao the scalpers couldn't find people to buy their stock of Switches for $400 a pop so they sold them at a loss to EB Games.

Keep buying directly from the retailers lads, and fuck scalpers trying to sell $400 Switches.

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>>387574020
Already kinda doing that. Currently doing a "Four Punch Man Workout" every day to fix that. Can't do the full One Punch because that would actually kill me. I guess I answered my own question.

>>387574139
I haven't played BOTW either but Zelda looks really cute. What are the pros and cons of playing it on Wii U? Well, at least when 5.5.2 gets the homebrew back because mine updated on accident.

>>387574165
I'm not a Hue. I'm a taco I can't believe we have prices comparable to Brazil, this truly is hell.

>>387570126
SMT HD and Fire Emblem 16 aren't out yet.

Cause its fucking expensive here in Peru. I'm waiting for my cousin who lives in new jersey to buy me one.

>>387570126
It's not black friday yet

>>387570126
Because I'm not a moron who wastes money on overpriced crap just because it's new.

>>387574447
>he thinks hes going to find a nintendo product in stock on black friday

oh you poor naive child....

>>387574373
Mexico? You can just travel to the US briefly and buy your games here. California is basically Mexico 2.0 so you'll feel right at home.

Though this option is if you have a lot of money saved up and plan to buy 10 or more games at once to cover transportation costs.

no games

>>387573874
how

>>387574373
There is absolutely no reason to shell out for a switch if you have a wii u and want BoTW. The cost is nowhere near the benefit.
Better yet, Cemu.

>>387574141
gamecube looked like a jack in a box with ports and some logos slapped on it. N64 looked like a leap frog pad without a screen. What the hell are your qualifications for a nintendo looking product? Mind you there was an iteration of the SNES that looked a somewhat similar to one of the revisions of the Genesis/megadrive

>>387574447
Not worth it. Black Friday is the worst. Stick to Cyber Monday, or if you plan to walk into a store, wait until after Christmas sales. If you've been around long enough you'll notice the trend that Black Fridays have had diminishing amounts of good deals over the years.

>>387574586
remote play dumdum

>>387574586
Sony has been making handhelds that play console games since 2004, nintendo just copied.

>>387574141
>>387574613
Would you guys buy a version of the Switch Dock that was shaped like the SNES and the Switch would dock like putting a cartridge in?

The Switch handheld is fine the way it is - just a standard tablet profile with the joycons that give it character. If they tried to change the way the handheld console looked it would be retarded.

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>>387574503
Nah I don't have a passport/travel documentation yet and even if I did I don't live near the border so it would be too expensive just to grab some games. I don't have family over there either, which sucks.
At least I'm not related to some fucking chicanos, I guess.

>>387574598
>cemu
>Implying I'm a disgusting P C u c k
Get the fuck outta here.
I guess I can survive without a Switch as long as they don't release a mainline Pokemon. When they do, then I'm fucked and the jews are getting $600+ from me.

>>387574598
Yeah, except the games coming out

Jesus, i wonder how long the sony retards will trot out CEMU and botw as the only game. I guess it's expected they are not used to see a console with more than 1 game before it's 4 year old

>>387574813
>veracruz is chill
nice meme
someone help me

>>387570126
Waiting for the Nintendo Switcharoo.

>500 kangaroo dollars
>games are 80 bucks

the console itself is cheap but why are the games stupid expensive

>>387574813
Yeah that sucks. I guess the only other option is to find someone that's traveling and get them to buy the games for you. A ton of tourists here come exclusively to shop and leave once they've got their haul.
>At least I'm not related to some fucking chicanos, I guess.
Good man. I never understood and usually dislike chicanos. They're not really American, but they're not really Mexican either as half of them don't even speak la idioma.

>as long as they don't release a mainline Pokemon
It's going to happen, they've made an announcement a while back. Start saving now.

>>387574873
>asks if a switch is worth it for botw
>responds that's it's not worth it for botw
>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GAMES COMING OUT SONYGGER?!
kys fanboy

>>387573874
Man ever since enso came out i have been using my vita a lot. Moonlight is the shit. Get a trigger grip for it anon you'll be glad you did.

>>387573737
>Doesn't buy one to save on earlier firmware but would rather buy one later when they have updated firmware that can't be modded
Good job /v/

Because I can't find one anywhere and I'm not paying scalper prices.

>>387570126
Got a Switch for Mania cause of the PC delay. Loving it so far.

>>387570126
any chance there'd be a good deal on it for Black Friday/Cyber Monday?

>>387574813
Ayy bro, I know living Mexico is tough, but don't pretend like PCs are shit because you can't afford a decent one.

>>387575342
wow, you are QUITE assblasted

How did that happen?

>>387570126
Because I'm waiting for nintendo to replace my dead one.

>>387575478
whatever makes you feel better

Any recommendations for eshop games to buy?

>>387575386
It's probably better to wait for the inevitable revision to release first. The cfw will come with time since the switch runs on a heavily modified version of the 3ds kernel. I'd rather wait for better hardware

>>387575570
I'm feeling quite well thank you.

Maybe you would feel good too if you weren't that assblasted ?

Come one, tell me why you are this assblasted? only way to get better

>>387575612
Revision model i would agree but with that bounty out on hax and a major exploit already patched with 3.0.1 i don't have high hopes for that

>>387573874

Vita remote play is complete shit compared to the switch, it gets the job done, but the occasional lag hiccups are annoying, specially when they happen on platformers.

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>>387570126
like oh my god anon you and me have the exact same stand!
TWINSIES!!!

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>>387570126

>Why don't you own a Nintendo Switch yet /v/?

This is the main reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNc

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>>387575282
>They're not really American, but they're not really Mexican either
Chicanos are not human.
Also for the record, we don't say "ese". We call each other "wey". You ever see one of those fucks saying "ese", do not hesitate to put a bullet right between their eyebrows
>they've made an announcement a while back
I know, I was saying that I'm okay as long as it's not out yet.

>>387575467
Even if I could afford one, I wouldn't waste my money on it. Shit OS and doesn't have my preferred Video/Audio Production programs. Only Mac does and I refuse to use anything else to work. All the customization in the world isn't worth that. Also I have my PS4/Wii U/3DS/Vita for games, I literally, physically, positively, absolutely do not need a PC.
Besides, I wouldn't want to become one of those arrogant cunts. Just sit back and watch all the hate (you)s I get after they see what kind of computer I use.

>>387575836

>obscure launch issues no one remembers / cares / aren't relevant anymore

Then you're a retard is that's your main reason.

>dude don't get an xbone it eats disks XD
>dude dont get a ps4 it wobbles XD

Epic, just gotta throw some more RROD memes for extra reddit upboats

>>387575836
>What is a warranty
I mean if you don't like the console it's okay, you can just say it, but letting memes get to you like that is really not okay. That guy was just unlucky, but I highly doubt the store he got it from denied him a new one when he showed them the video.

>>387575836
Shitposting and the extremely low % of defective units?

Seem slim

>>387574645
I don't know, two years ago I got an Xbox One for $250 with an extra controller, headset, four games and a 30% rebate from Dell

>>387575698
You might be right, I hadn't heard about the bounty, how much was nintendo offering?

>>387575837
>Mac user
Well that explains everything.

>Besides, I wouldn't want to become one of those arrogant cunts.
The ironing.

>>387576382
>Irony
Nah, I don't give shit to people for not using what I use. I just happen to use exclusive programs for work and thus I choose the more expensive option. You can play on anything you fucking want to for all I care, except PC. I give P C u c k s the same treatment they give to literally everybody else.

>>387570126
I own a Wii U, which has games that I still play often enough after work. I have a 3DS for during work downtime. PC too.

When the 2nd gen Switch comes out with (hopefully) better battery performance I will be interested.

>>387576774
>I don't give shit to people for not using what I use
But you did, and are continuing to do so.

You do realize the annoying faction of PC users are no larger or different than any other brand of fanboy, right? Anyone who enjoys videogames and can afford it, should have a good PC. It is extremely shortsighted to miss out on that because you've built up a bias.

>>387575837
>Mac
Why do you choose to put yourself through such suffering? Apple is so restricted in its architecture and their customer support is overpriced garbage - I don't know if you've seen this video but this guy makes a lot of good points why Apple is a shitty company (yes they're objectively worse than the circus that is Microsoft) that people shouldn't support - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVAmnV65_zw

>>387577281
There is one thing I appreciate now about Apple as a company, and that's their stance on privacy. I will give them props where props are due. I wish Microsoft would follow their example in that regard.

>>387577153
Did you not read the part where I said I have a PS4 to play games? Why would I ever want to switch to keyboard and mouse? I care about fun, Idon't care for m-muh graphics and 60fps.
Also read that fucking guy I'm going to reply next. I told you the spoilered image would make at least one guy go full autist.

>>387577281
PCFat tears are delicious. I don't need customer support, I know how to reinstall my OS as many times as I want to. I don't think I could blow any of my hardware even if I wanted to. The worst that'll happen if I push it too hard is that my tracks will get laggy if I have too many audio plugins running at the same time in Logic Pro.

>>387577559
Just wait for all the faggots claiming is just as bad if not worse than Windows to justify their shittery. They can't make up shit fast enough to dismiss an opinion like yours, but they sure as hell will try.

I dont have money

>>387575598
Mighty Gunvolt, Kamiko is short but only like $4, Blaster Master

>>387577720
If you are
>>387577601

Then I'm the first guy you've been arguing with about PCs.
It sounds like you've had a few horrible experiences with some PC users, but with comments like these, the only one you'll end up hurting is yourself. You need to be able to look past brand loyalty and a few annoying users.

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>>387578092
>It sounds like you've had a few horrible experiences with some PC users
You think? Naaaahh man I love when strangers approach me when I have my computer out in public and say "Dude you could get a more powerful computer for 1/10 of the price you know" even if I don't know them

It's a shitty tablet with no games.

>>387572745
Is there another mario game coming out for Switch? Already excited for Odyssey.

>>387577559
>>387577720
No, I agree with him. As bad as I shit on Apple, they do have a solid privacy policy.

>>387577601
That's on you man if you prefer things in a single overpriced package where they have created an ecosystem where it's almost impossible to DIY hardware repairs and do general customization.

>>387570518
Honestly a bigger screen, better performance "Switch XL" would be pretty sweet

>>387571772
>>387572745
Octopath Traveler looks amazing but they have said literally nothing about it aside from a teaser trailer.

>>387578375
There's that Mario Rabbids game that came out earlier this month.

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Anyone else has difficulty viewing "people" that don't own a Switch as human? It's like they're shitty NPCs in a cheap MMORPG. You could tell me a non-Switch owner got brutally raped and murdered and I wouldn't care one bit.

QUICK how do I delete the play history in my switch profile?
I don't want my nomie friends to find out the weeb games I've been playing.

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>>387570126
BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT IN FUCKING STOCK

>>387579984
Unfriend them and use a new profile to friend them? You could also stop being a homosexual.

>>387570126
Give me like, Maybe another week or 2.
I should be able to buy a Switch along with Spla2n.

I'm might get either a PS4 or Graphics Tablet first.

>>387580015
>Be Amerifat
>Want a Switch
>Ready to throw my money at Nintendo
>Out of stuck every single time

>Be Mexicunt
>Want a Switch
>In stock everywhere, literally more than 30 units in every single store
>Because people don't buy them, $570
Living is suffering

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>>387580156
>Graphics Tablet
Dude, please save and get a CIntiq or something equivalent to it. I have pic related and it's really uncomfortable because I have to turn my wrist to draw instead of using my whole arm. You end up involuntarily holding the pen too hard and it gives you hand cramps.
At least get an iPad with the pencil or some shit, just do yourself a favor man.

No money :(

>>387570126
If I find one, I'll buy it.

>>387571158
>>No smaller more portable model
Too early for a revision
>>No d-pad joycon
Mod it
>>No Xenoblade
Xenoblade Chronicles 2

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>>387570126
Bought other stuff.

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>>387570126
>wasting 300 buckaroos for one vagina gum

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Cause the economy of the country is so fucking high that the taxes in the price are higher than the thing itself.

I won't pay 109999 HUF for a shitty console I'd barely use cause even the games are 18999

>>387571561
Sonic Mania on the go. It drops to 50fps rarely during special stages, but other than that there is no reason to get it anywhere else.

>>387580708
What in the fuck is that

I'm waiting for the smaller revision with better battery life.

>>387580403
While off topic, I'll probably get a Huion. They're cheaper and seems to work just as well as Wacom tablets. The 580 I had worked pretty well before it's suicide pact with my old Laptop hard drive.

Not sure about what brand of Pen Display moniter to get though.

>>387580860
>smaller revision
>Wanting the joy cons to be even smaller
I mean we can notice you're autistic already but come on man.

>>387575930
Funny, because my Switch came with loads of dead pixels and Nintendo refused to refund me, and then went on their site to add that dead pixels are to be expected. No lie, look it up. I am still pissed, fuck them.

>>387580708
Flywheel?

>>387581331
Sure thing, buddy.

>>387570126
i've been living on employment insurance/welfare for the last year and a half and i can barely afford to eat, let alone get a switch
luckily my 5 year old pc still runs shit really well and i have hundreds of games in my backlog

Because there's no gam... Fuck, wait, I forgot I had one that I never touch anymore.

>>387581403
Look it up on the official site. They straight up say to expect dead pixels and that you are not under warranty for it. You obviously do not have a Switch, or are a troll, or perhaps just a blind fanboy. I love the Switch, but Nintendo really screwed the pooch on QA this time around.

>>387581150
make them smaller and non-detachable.
Literally all people want is a Nintendo Vita

I'm waiting for the FUCKING GAMESTOP gift cards I redeemed through Discover to come in so I can cash out all the spare cards I have laying around.

>>387570126
Waiting for a way to have left and right green. And for games. I want a fucking NEW mario kart.

>>387581504
I know that, its the YOU part i doN,t believe.

Hearing the mentally deficient sonygroes and other degenerates, every switch is defective.

But then, everytime you ask to see said defective switch you get the same few pictures, while the 5 to 6 million people who actually have a switch don't seem to have trouble.


Weird, isn't it ?

>>387570209
shut up zex

>>387570205
This
Only good game out for it right now is Splatoon 2

>inb4 Arms
I said GOOD games

I'm not going near it until they put Luigi's Mansion on it.

Plus I don't game when I'm in transport. I'm too busy talking to people. I'd be like "fuck talking" if I could play Luigi's Mansion on Switch.

>>387570126
I WOULD HAVE ONE BY NOW BUT THEY'RE EXPENSIVE AS FUCK ONLINE DUE TO SCALPERS AND THEY'RE NOT IN STOCK ANYWHERE FOR 300-400 MILES NEAR ME. STOP POSTING THESE THREADS YOU FAGGOT I'M WORKING ON IT.