Why does it trigger the NEETs?

The NEETs are the ones playing it.

Because its popular and all the popular kids didnt invite anon.

>>387564083
>trigger

>>>tumbler

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How come every single PUBG thread is about how people are mad that /v/ doesn't like it?
Is the game so uninteresting that literally the only topic people find worth talking about is shitposting?

>>387564083
imagine if this game was released 20 years ago, /v/ would be sucking its dick non stop until the end of times

>>387564237
Yes, because 20 years ago games were much simpler and multiplayer gaming was in it's infancy?
Doesn't it say a lot more about the game the fact that the only way for /v/ to like it is if it had come out when multiplayer gaming was a novelty in itself?

>>387564083
because we've seen this game 100 times before.

>WOW WHY DON'T YOU LIKE IT YOU FUCKING FAT MANCHILD VIRGIN MISOGYNIST MRA NECKBEARDS
Why is this the OP of all thread about this game?

>>387564161
underrated truth

>>387564221
Pretty much, yeah. Anytime people talk about gameplay the thread dies. If it's about shitposting, it goes onto 400+ posts.

>>387564083
It's a sign of decaying standards.

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>>387564083
The only people angrier than /v/ because of the success of PUBG are PUBG players at /v/'s dislike of PUBG.

>>387564237
I mean, yeah if a game with a gigantic map and 80+ player multiplayer was released in 1997 I'm pretty sure everyone would suck its dick.

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I don't think /v/ hates it or likes it. I think /v/ just plays it, or doesn't.

>>387564446
That applies to every single thread topic ever.
Don't know why you guys are singling out pubg now, if anything that just proves OP's point.

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>>387564161
>b-but the game is so much better with friends
Oh yeah, let me describe playing this game with friends.

>have to jump together because otherwise it's you against groups of other 4 dudes
>they always jump in retarded places like the military base or the school, or 4 "isolated" houses that other guys still go to because it's not isolated at all, it's literally on the fucking way of the plane
>instead of having all the place you land on for yourself, you have to share loot
>becomes even worse if you jump in house pockets because not all houses are 2 story ones
>"WAHH WAHH, I'M HIT, PLS REVIVE AND GIV MEDKIT"
>"WAHH WAHH, PLS GIV 5.56"
>much easier to detect because it's 4 people instead of just 1
>end up among the last 10, kill 20 other players, reward: 20 coins

Even though even starting at a fucking wall is fun with friends, this game makes it so that playing with friends is a fucking pain in the ass.
So no, fuck you, solo is the only decent way to play it.

>>387564161
this

>>387564830
Your friends are shit

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>>387564830

>>387564083
They've got no friends to play with, obviously

>>387564632
Fuck you, you used to be able to talk about video games here. I don't know when it turned to 99% shitposting only but I remember a time when, yes, there was shitposting, but you could talk about gameplay and ideas.

>>387564923
Any friend is absolute shit, if I'm alone, I can still ambush squads in surprise attacks.
Plus, unless you literally win the match, you won't get any worthwhile amount of coins.
Hell, playing dying after half an hour playing with other 3 dudes gives the same amount of coins as dying after literally 10 seconds in solo.
There's absolutely no incentive to play with friends.

>>387564941
Nice try, but I like the game, i'm just debunking the "fun with friends" meme.

>>387564830
imagine having friends this useless lmao

I play with my CS/ArmA buddies and we win 2/10 games, and always make top 500 squads every season.

>>387565056
Yes, and that's why /vg/ exists.
Guess what, the PUBG general is fucking dead.
If you don't talk about PUBG is because you don't want to, you just want to post about how /v/ doesn't like it because it's popular, and post player numbers, and of course, /vg/ doesn't let you do that.

>>387565154
Most entertaining man on Twitch.

Literally /ourguy/

>>387564830
You're clearly a massive retard if you think dropping at the school or military base are bad moves, you can come away stacked from those places, just have to win the initial fight

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>>387564941
If you seriously think this game is fun with friends then I don't know what to tell you. It basically feels like a babysitting simulator because if you don't make it out of the drop with all 4 alive you have a friend sitting there waiting for 15-20 minutes for the game to end OR you all have to leave and make a new one

>>387565090
Guess I should get some fatass NEETs who play PUBG 24/7, oh wait, those hate PUBG.

Anything popular suffers non-sensical backlash. PUBG isn't perfect, but most of the hate is because it is popular rather than it having any tremendous flaws.

Microtransactions are still bullshit in general though. Fuck that anti-consumer shit.

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>>387565213
he is fun

>>387565223
>just have to win initial fight
>have to kill all 4 people alive
>at fucking military

do you even play this game

>>387565223
Or I can try at some houses because looting is RNG and it's literally based on luck.

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>MFW CONSOLE OWNER CANT GET HIS GREASY HANDS ON MY FAV GAYME

>>387564382
name 100 examples

Got banned for "abuse" for literally no reason.

Apparently you can get banned just for honking the car horn? I think that's what happened. I remember riding around a few days ago and honking my horn because I thought it was funny. Now i'm banned.

Why is that feature even in the game if it gets you banned?

>>387565402
Thats funny I played it on an xbox at e3, huh

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>>387565154
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/-j2O-afD8AFu4fqhY-QxrA/

>>387565343
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/N90OhWFgHtqQUaN4s-amJQ/

Hahahaha, what a fucking desperate shill.

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>>387564083
>IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE GAME YOU ARE A NEET

>>387565154
>>387565343
>LE BASED LITERALLY-WHO WITH MOUSTACHE AND SUNGLASSES THAT NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT

>>387565402
>CONSOLE PLAYERS AND GREASY HANDS

It's almost as if these threads were programmed.
Always the same pics, always the same posts, always the same discussion.

>>387564119
This, it's the most fun I've had in a while. I wish somebody had done it better, but it's still fun

>>387564221
Because it's a guaranteed few-hundred replies, and if you start a general discussion you get told to fuck off to /vg/ and the thread gets pruned. I've seen the same thing happen with Monster Hunter threads and TW3 threads and FFXIV threads, etc, etc.

>>387565493
t. NEET

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>>387565493
not me tho. i did save that guys pic tho. u mad?

>>387565490
how was it on dem sticks boi:?

>>387565615
t. failed streamer

>>387565616
>not me
>same filename
>same post
The only way for you to have the same filename is if you copy and pasted the filename that guy had when you downloaded it, since you get a 4chan filename otherwise.
You are not fooling anyone.

>>387565589
>Always the same pics, always the same posts, always the same discussion.

If you hate it so much then fuck off back to reeeddit?

>>387565709
Why the same exact posts in all threads?

>>387565675
absolutely terrible but still, on an eggsboxx none the less

>>387565703
>what is phonephosting
>what is clover

>>387565772
reeeedit is that way kiddo

>>387565493
Hahahahaha, that fucking neckbeard must have like an all time high of 20 viewers on Twitch.
What a poor, desperate faggot.

>bought it
>realized how clunky the movement felt
>refunded after 9 minutes

I got memed fellas

>>387564083
It is really bad, just issued my refund with 95 minutes of playtime.
Most of the time spent looting and running around from gas.
Really wanted to get into a firefight so I ran out and got shot in the back every time.
Most of the time you also can't find basic gear like a assault rifle or 5.56 ammo or armor west.

Got some stutter and network desync also.

I'd rather play quake champions or heck even overwatch, at least you get into action right away.

>>387565848
Poor guy trying to claw his way out with reddit boogeyman.
Answer, you fatass shill, why the same posts in all threads?
Did you get your ass caught?
Is this why you are so butthurt, little bitch?

>>387565195
>/vg/ is for talking about gameplay

Then why the fuck does /v/ exist. It's literally /b/ 2.0 at this point because no one actually wants to talk about video games, they just want to shit on everyone elses' taste and spout epic memes and anime reaction images.

because it's a game primarily designed to play with friends and /v/ doesn't have friends

>>387565941
>U MAD BRO U MAD?

woah man le epin trolle

got me good dude

The game is just too slow paced for me. You wait to join a game, wait for the game to start, wait to jump, Jump, spend such and such time looking for a gun etc etc. You can spend 20 minutes on a game only to get shot in the back.

Sure, winning is fun. I'd rather pop in TF2 or Quake and jump around rocketing people.

>>387565989
No, it isn't.
It's a much more rewarding game to play alone.
Literally, they don't give you shit unless you win when you play with friends.

>>387565432
DayZ, H1zy, Rust, multiple Minecraft mods, Multiple mods across CS:go and Gmod. Etc.

>>387565968
So 14 year olds can whine about tweets, obviously

>>387564161
More like all my friends won't stop trying to talk me into buying this hot garbage, or play any other games now.

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>tfw pubg keys and crates paid for itself and made me enough to get hollow knight and sonic mania

fun gayme and it gives the golden eggs

>>387566002
You must be, considering you've already replied with "REEE REDDIT" 4 times to the question of why these threads get the exact same posts all the time.

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Why can't you be good like me /v/?

>>387564083
>bad baiting thread
>doesn't even know what NEET means
Underage newfag detected

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>>387565941
mad af

>>387566124
Yeah, if only that fucking jew didn't make it so crates cost twice everytime you buy them.

>>387566132
Yeah dude, i'm so mad. Got me good man.

>>387566226
I am mad because these threads follow pre-programmed paths?

First, call everyone who doesn't play a NEET.
Second, post the neckbeard streamer that nobody knows about.
Third, say that consolecucks have greasy hands.
What's next?

>>387565348
It's really not that hard to win the first fight.

>>387565348
Even if you lose, you got to see some action, and seeing action is what it takes to get better. You learn more about how to beat other players by dying in a first-minute firefight than you do when you spend half an hour sneaking your way into the top 10 and getting picked off.

>>387566280
Yes you are, you are a butthurt little bitch.

>>387566309
Then why do you shit these up even further with your autism?

Maybe ignore them if you hate them so much? What a retard.

>>387566404
Damn you're SAVAGING me right now.

What will I do? lmao

>>387566406
So the only programmed reply you have is
>WOW YOU HATE THESE THREADS SO MUCH

In what way is that a reply to why these threads are preprogrammed?
Is that the 4th phase, then?
Say that everyone hates the game so much and they should leave?
So be it.

What's the 5th?

>>387566474
The only thing you could, stop replying to someone you shouldn't have replied in the first place.
Unless you wanted to show off how angry you are.

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>>387566134
got any good tips? im horrible

>>387566553
I'M ANGRY! I'M NOT A SLAVE!

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>REEEEEEEEEE STOP HATING MY GAME THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE PLAYING IT
lmao

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>>387566567
Get good at full auto spray control.

>>387566613
>>387566618
The PUBG userbase, everyone.

>>387564237
>imagine being this retarded

>>387566696
U MAD DUDE?

>>387564083
br mod on arma
"nobody complain, doesn't see any single thread on this board about this"
pubg come out
grow up because shit twitch normalfags
/v "this game is fucking shit, reeeeeeeeeeeeee"
everytime , never change /v

>>387566489
Are you new to /v/? Every thread has its programmed responses. There are other posts you can focus on.

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>>387566779
>can't even greentext
>that fucking grammar
>/v

>>387564083
It's fun and it's popular.

Who woulda guessed that all the clones of clones of survival royale games would have gotten everything right? Turns out you just had to take out literally everything that wasn't PvP and it would be a success.

>turn up volume to hear footsteps
>gun shots make me jump out of my chair

>>387566847
Take it easy on him, he's obviously middle eastern

>>387566847
>t.reddit

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>>387566990
>greentexting, proper English and typing /v/ properly is reddit

>>387566685
>so bad he has to take screenshot of every win
I don't even care anymore after winning so many times :^)

>>387566779
based

>>387567028
i don't care about grammar , you get it.

>>387567204
So, since you are a dumb sandnigger who can only type ALLAHU AKBAR properly, proper grammar is reddit, right?

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>>387567087
Show your highest kill solo :^)

>>387567204
because you are a grammar nazi.

>>387566134
No total match time at the end? That's gay.

>>387567317
After getting 20+ kills every game you stop caring :3
>playing 3rd person
As expected from casual :^)

>>387567087
Maybe he's just winning really, really fast.

>>387567498
Even the best players in the world don't get 20+ kills every single game you mongoloid. Stop lying.

Also that pic is from before they added 1st person.

3 2 1

drop on Stenoma?

>>387567589
Why are you getting so triggered at a bit of banter. Just teasing you a bit :3

>>387567263
>reddit confirmed
>wrong board , back to /pol/

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>>387567746
>he finally uses greentext
>he reveals he doesn't know when to use it

>>387567704
>I was just pretending to be retarded

now that's just pathetic anon, even coming from you

>>387567796
I think you might have some deeper problems. Do you want to talk about them?

I just wish I could get good. Almost won against some chinks but choked at the last second with 45 people left.

>>387567883
>I think you might have some deeper problems.

Why is that?

>Do you want to talk about them?

Sure.

>>387567317
I think I got 12 kills one time in solo and won.

I don't even know how it fucking happened. I just kept running around and fucking killing people until it said, "WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!"

>>387567907
5*

>>387567795
did i miss something?
> i use greentext when i want , they are no rules.

>>387568072
Because you don't know them, you stupid sandnigger.

>>387567746
dude that's now how you greentext

>green text
>text is actually yellow

>>387567921
>Why is that?
Well first of all you can't recognize simple jokes and you get angry at them. This implies some form of autism. For the next time usually using smiley with the carat nose implies some form of sarcasm or irony.

>>387568134
it was just to trigger poltard guy

>>387568243
haha you're a retard dude kill yourself :^)

whoa now, don't get mad, I was just being ironic hehe

>
am i greentexting right? upvote if yes

>>387568507
downvoted

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>>387568507
no , you have to follow the rules!!!!!!!!!!

@387568705
Haha what rules, I didnt see a link to the wiki anywhere

>>387568421
Well we're getting somewhere although I still feel like you're angry at me for no reason. Were you trying to impress anons with your screenshots and I interrupted you and know you feel like you need to validate yourself by establishing you're better than me?

>>387568754
sarcasm

Niggers are black

@387568826
Do you really have to pay 20 dollars to get a username on this site that sucks

>>387568814
>Were you trying to impress anons with your screenshots and I interrupted you and know you feel like you need to validate yourself by establishing you're better than me?

Stop projecting. Also I was just kidding. Why are you so angry? It was just a joke man. You might have autism.

>>387564083 it triggers the NEETS ? first time hearing it

>>387569002
I tried, but I can't help you. I'm sorry. Have a nice day or night depends where you are. :)

@387568970
>Are you a troll anon ?

>>387569162
You have some serious ego issues.

Can I help you with that anon?

>>387566489
>>387566309
idiot, you are the autism

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>>387566878
this is me

People who have never touched a milsim are the same people who say the gameplay is unfair or broken. Learn what cover and situational awareness is

>>387566134
>killing 15%-19% of people depending on peop;e leaving
>doing the job for me.
I feel bad for killing people who have like 10+ kills while i have 3 kills.

>>387564830
Holy fuck you have issues.

>>387569907
Why?
Because my friends are retarded?