Mario is in JAIL

piece of shit

don't let him out

>>387557016
Must be because he was arrested for how bad Odyssey is gonna be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edry0kuy8bo

I'd play sunshine again but I don't want to deal with that long as fuck opening

Like all Italians should.

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>>387557016

Mario... Easy on the WAHOO!

>>387557145
It's like 10 minutes or under.

>>387557016
That's for killing the father of 8 children

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DINDU

>>387557186
Underrated

>>387557016
I always felt the voice acting in this game was spot on.

>>387557016
Did anyone else think he was stuck in a hole or something as a kid? I didn't see his shoes, I probably thought it was his belt.

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>>387557016
this is the new meme

>>387557145
>Start game
>Get to long opening
>Go do something else
>Come back to game

>>387557145
IIRC you can skip cutscenes by opening the disc tray.

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>>387557016
Why did this place have such a creepy vibe?

>>387557967
Because the of the abyss in the water

>>387557967
It felt like it was abandoned.
That said it's my favorite area

Mama mia!

>>387557016
Whys he in there?

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What were these doing at the amusement park? They're clearly hostile but no one bats an eye

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>>387557140
>SMG4

>>387558680
Racist.

>>387557016
Did he get prison raped haha

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>>387557016

>>387557016
>Burly cellmate
>Overpowers Mario
>Bing bing waHOOOMG HE'S-A RAPING ME
>Cellmate finishes
>Game over tune plays

>>387557380
Coffee flavored coke?

>>387559115
You really took me into that "13-year-old's Mario flash parody" fantasy anon

>>387558552
Murder and rape

>>387559347
Is Luigi fucking his girl now?

>that cellmate that HUP HUP WAHOO'D all day during rec

>>387559115
>mario gets malaria and dies
haha

>>387558680
One of the few highlights of sunshine was spraying these fuckers with water while their shells were off

Very satisfying to watch them die

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What did they mean by this?

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woah!

>>387557016
I hope Peach bombed their country into the ground for treating her and her people like trash.

>>387560202
>Giant peach buttbombing the fuck out of that place
I'm hard

>>387557016
MARIO IS A FUCKING WHITE NAZI
HE DESERVES IT

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It's me, mare-io.

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>During the introduction scene of the Apes of Wrath minigame in Mario Party 7, Mario's eyes become misaligned for several frames.

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>>387558741
mfw his videos are such low effort bullshit and all he does is recycle the same shitty memes and sounds every week

but i still watch and enjoy them every week

>>387560447
>QPI misalignment

>>387560443
Mama Mia!

>>387557016
It was his 3rd DWI they really had no choice.

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>>387560202
>they literally saw the real and fake marios at the same time
>mario wasn't exonerated immediately

>>387561076
That's the american justice system for you #BLM

>>387557016
He looks so lost...so empty

He can't even sit on the bed

>>387561367
Um, he was just raped on that bed so it's kind of triggering him, mmkay sweetheart?

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Wahoo!

>>387557528
Holy shit, really?

I'll have to try that.

>>387557967
It didn't.

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>>387562153
YIPPEE

>>387557016
Is it a level were he wears a nigger hat?

>>387562481
uuuuhhhh is that sans an papirus from UNDERTALE????

>>387557241
What was this for? Mario Party or something.

>>387557145
¨That Intro is long as fuck, but to it's defense it's basically the only real pain in the ass part of the intro. Once that whole intro it's done, the game is basically on like donkey kong. No fucking longass tutorial missions

>>387557967
I could never figure out how to get to this area. When I looked up that you needed to make Mario stare up at the sun in the glowing pillar, I was dumbfounded.

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mama fucker

>>387562590
If Mario is Sans, and Sans is Ness, is Mario adult Ness?

>>387563103
HOLY. SHIT.

>>387562893
Holy shit that looks hype as fuck.

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>>387563103

>>387559001
What the fuck

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>You will never play Mario Sunshine for the first time ever again
I want to be 6 again

>>387562834
Are you serious? That was such an obvious callback to Mario 64

>>387565171
I never played it at the time.

That Italian piece of shit deserves it. Just another brutish mafioso thug.

>>387565054
>>387559204
Gorilla