Splatoon 2

>free content
This is honestly incredible. Who else in the industry would think to do this?

>Squiffer
FUCKING FINALLY

>>387510285
Battlegrounds
Rainbow 6 Seige
TF2
Dota 2
Rocket League
Killing Floor 2

>>387510285
Small free updates are standard in the industry nowadays OP

Get this trash out of here. Nobody gives a shit about shitoon

>>387510463
>Squiffer finally returns
>I'm going camping for the next three days

FUCK.

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>>387510540
>nobody cares about shitoon
>/v/irgins kicking and screaming so much about splatoon 2 threads and how there were "so many that they should all just fuck off to /vg/"

>>387510160
>buy Splatoon 2 as close to midnight as I can fucking eShop imploded that night
>put in 50 hours easily within the first week of release
>go to anime convention recently
>basically haven't touched the game since

I just got the notification for the Brella last night. What the fuck is wrong with me bros

>>387510847

Autists have difficulty understanding that other people may feel differently than them and consider any opinion they don't have to be "out of the norm" regardless of any evidence to the contrary. It's genuinely kind if sad how they can't even process a reality different than theirs.

>>387510285
>this oblivious delusion

>>387511090
This.

Why are all anti-nintendo shills so freakishly autistic?

>>387510160
Is that a bleach gun

>>387510160
PRAISE JESUS, the goddamn squiffer

>>387510285
I hate all Nintendo dick suckers

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You Nintentards need to grow up. This game is for kids along with the game system and the company associate with it.

>>387510160
>"new"

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>>387510160
New maps when?

>>387511854
>>387510463

I don't play chargers, why do people like the Squiffer so much?

>>387510506
>>387510540
>>387511256
>>387511934
people on /v/ so stupid that they take obvious bait

16 tick lmao

>>387512190
>bait

It's like you've never witnessed Nintendo drones post. They actually post like this and believe it. Even if it was bait, you better believe at least a few in this thread agree with it

This thread went to shit pretty quickly

>>387512141
It's a close range charger, low charge times, lower range. Pretty much a charger that can stand toe to toe with most close range weapons.

>>387510160
It has pubg written on the stock

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>>387511979
Wtf I'm enlightened now???

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>it's a Charger

>>387510540
But you care about splatoon so, why say nobody cares about splatoon? (You) count so therefore, somebody cares about splatoon

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>>387512392
I was thinking that too

>>387511979
This.

Thanks based Jimmy's dad

>>387512434
chargers are fun :(

>>387512327
Not if we talk about the squiffer right now

>>387512515
>chargers are fun :(
Challengers are better.

>>387512523
I dont know anything about the squiffer. I hardly played Splatoon 1

>>387512327

This entire board is hell, and has steadily been getting worse and worse every day for it's entire existance, with the only upticks in quality being Japan Time and the day captchas were introduced, and this is the state of it now. It's all like this. This board has reach some aort of critical shittiness where the shitposting is taken as honesty and shitposted right back and nothing else exists. This board is hell on fucking earth, the banks of the river styx where we who were wrathful in life are doomed to tear at each other's flesh for all eternity, and I -pray- for the day when my death will release me from this torment and I can finally be free of you all.

Fuck you.

>>387511286
Because the only thing they have left in their lives are this board so they want to 'cleanse' it cuz it's the only thing close to them that's bearable to live with

>>387512589
you think you're clever, punk?

>>387512523

Why play squiffer over a shooter with decent range?

>>387512687
You probably defend every piece of shit game that comes out of Nintendo's gaping asshole as 'fun'

>>387510506
Don't forget TF2

>>387512746
because you might have a chance if you're surprised at close range and don't already have a charge ready

>>387512687

I cannot even wish misfortune on anyone who sees this place as an escape from their lives because their lives must then be true misery.

I cannot imagine what such a person would have to go through.

>>387512807

I said shooter not charger

>>387511979
>idk what the E on the esrb rating square thing stands for

>die in two hits instantly to someone using he same weapon as you when it takes you 4-5 hits to kill them

This game is aggravating as fuck.

>>387512930
because squiffer and charger is more fun than rapid fire weapon #53

>>387512963
blame the extremely shit tick rate

>>387512791

He didn't

>>387512997
Nowhere on that list do I see TF2

>>387512589
>>>/o/

>>387512963

>Hit some dude 15+ times with splatling before he finally dies

Nintendo I love this game but fix your fucking online

>>387512280
Damn, anon going in with the double bait. Can he make it work?

>>387512784
Yet you probably find it fun to, now start shilling, it's starting to smell like PlayStation around here

>>387513079

Third from the top
Is this a meme I don't understand because I don't play TF2?

>>387513205
>>387512280
Sorry, she*

>>387513216
too*

>>387513223
That's TF2, I'm talking about TF2.

>>387513223
Something something the players have been waiting for a content and balance update for more than a year now. Maybe ?

>>387510160
So what's special about this charger?

>>387513550
lower range than regular charger but charges much faster

>>387511979
THIS CAN'T BE TRUE BROS

>>387510285
>free content
Well, I mean, all of the weapons are already in the game, theyre just slowly releasing them to keep the game fresh.

Once they start introducing new permanent maps, then we'll call it new content.

>>387513615
Like gootuber range? As for the charge is it quicker or slower than the minisplatling?

>>387513815
This. What they're doing is literally the worst kind of DLC.

>>387513964

Okay nigga they ain't Santa Claus but the worst kind? Fuck off.

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>>387510506
>>387512791
>>387513079
>>387513461
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

>>387513223
Maybe he's talking about TitanFall2 and not Team Fortress 2.

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Agent V

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Wake me up when we get more songs, Salmon Run stages, and the rhythm game actually gives you something.

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>>387514710
Alt-attires for Agents V and VI

What's up with the tranny art now? Don't tell me this is gonna be the new furries for Splatfest

>>387515357
>tranny art
What?
Hopefully I haven't seen anything that bad. That furry crap is still the worst crap I've seen.

>>387515357

I'd take this over furries any day

Just let it pass don't rile them up and we won't have the same kind of mess on our hands

>>387515357

>Trans people are valid!
Fair enough, whatever makes you happ--

>DESTROY GENDER
Hold the phone

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>>387515357
Newest fad. I'm just happy to get less furry shit.
>all those "I wish X was real" posts

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>still no new maps
This is fucking bullshit. These updates have been awful. The first game had 3 new maps by now. We have the same number of maps as Spalt1 had by this point. What a great sequel

Why is the plaza full of agenda pushing gender politics posts now? What the fuck

>>387516014
I'm so fucking bored of Humpback Pump Track

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Agent 5 v3

>>387516014

I honestly hate all the new maps except maybe academy

Humpback is growing on me

>>387516014
I just hate how all the maps feels samey for the sake of "competition" Boring as fuck maps.

But hey, at least Trislosher and Octobrush are still OP as fuck

Fuck Nintendo, worst sequel. I'm gonna sell this P.O.S. and buy a PS4 instead

>>387516678
subtle

>>387516678
I hope you sell it. I don't want a shitter like you on my team. not that you'd ever make it to high ranks, which is easy as fuck to do in Splat2 The octobrush has less range than dualies, learn how to fucking aim. But we do need more variety in the maps, even if I like the ones we have a lot

>>387516991
Anyone can make S+ in this shitter baby game. Play some real games, cockmuncher.

>>387517062
No shit, ranks are a joke in Splat2 compared to Splt1. But anyone stupid enough to think the octobrush is OP clearly has a mental disability that would preclude them from winning enough to get to S+

>>387516678
>feels samey for the sake of "competition"
Eh? They don't feel that same at all.
If anything it's just that the new maps are more square shaped as opposed to the common rectangular shapes of many of the splatoon 1 maps.

>>387517429

I don't agree with that anon that they're the same but they sure are fucking boring

Also what's the obession with making us climb walls to get anywhere? It just slows shit down. And all the boxes sure make for some fucking awkward Tower paths.

when are we getting all the tracks from splatoon 1
the music in 2 sucks ass

>>387517609
>Also what's the obession with making us climb walls to get anywhere?
Splatoon 1 did that more though.

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>>387517609
Did you even play Splat1? This guy is right >>387517909
I like all of the new maps a lot, I think the map design is actually better than the first game. We just desperately need more

>>387517909

Not even man

Bring back fucking Blackbelly and Triggerfish or I riot

>>387517609
>climb walls to get anywhere
You need to play the first Splatoon again
2 has way less vertical stages

>squiffer

why do I keep playing this shit

>>387518180
Blackbelly had even more climbing. Triggerfish was shit.

>>387518180
>Not even
>Arowana
>Walleye
>Bluefin Depot
>Flounder Heights
>Ancho-V Games
>fucking Moray Towers

>>387517609
>>387518180
Is your memory that bad? I ask because Splatoon isn't even that old

How is there still no fucking new map seriously what the shit.

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>>387518156
Inklings are cute.

>>387518204
That's not true at all. Splat 1's maps were mostly flat, with just a couple of boxes here and there to jump on top of. The only truly vertical maps I can think of are Kelp Dome and Flounder Heights.

>>387518381

Blackbelly did not have climbing inless you wanted to get to high places, not just for crossing the fucking map

>>387518843
>Splat 1's maps were mostly flat
see
>>387518395

>>387518395

You can walk from one end of Walleye to the other entirely in kid form, what the fuck are you on about

>>387519051
>You can walk from one end of Walleye to the other entirely in kid form
you can do that on most maps in splat2
what walls are you even bitching about

>>387518953
>climbing gets you to high places
No fucking shit.

>>387511979
Wtf I hate Nintendo now

>>387518953
>inless you wanted to get to high places
Wow, it's almost like that's how it is in the second. There's even less walls and the most vertical stage is from the first fucking game.

>Anon who has clearly not even touched Splatoon 2 tries to complain about it

>>387519147

You cannot do that in mainstage at all, or inkblot, humpback without going out of your way.

Mussleforge is fine, shipyard is okay.

Stages like Pirhana, Port, Walleye, etc. do nit have this problem.

Moray has this problem but that's it's gimmick

>>387518669
>draw completely normal hair
>add round ends to two strands of it
>call it an inkling

>>387519641
>You cannot do that in mainstage at all
there are literally ramps you can just walk up all the way to the center stage
same goes for inkblot
humpback is the only one with two tiny walls on each side and you're bitching about that?

>>387519782

Did I say to the center you fagbucket?

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>>387519641
>without going out of your way
You don't need to climb any walls to get around those stages. Quit being a shitter.

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>>387519641
Just come out and say you hate Splatoon 2. You don't have to spout bullshit about how the stages are 90% walls that you're FORCED to traverse to reach every location.

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>>387519641
Wow, it's almost like they didn't want you walking directly into the other team's spawn point and camping there. An impassable ledge to protect the spawn doesn't at all support your idea of Splat2 having an obsession with making people climb.

This is such a weird complaint to me. The maps in Splat2 make way better use of the movement mechanics than Splat1's did

>>387519641
Wait, don't tell me you're bitching about being unable to camp at the spawns.

Will there ever be a map better than Saltspray Rig?

>Turn on the game to do some ranked
>Salmon run is on
>End up not playing ranked at all in favor of pulling sick stunts on all night
Running towards the basket with the egg needed for quota while the clusterfuck occupies the middle with your dead team is exhilarating

>>387520102

The most effecient route is still climbing up fucking walls, I mentioned mainstage seperate because we were comparing it to warehouse, where you can walk the whole fucking thing, remember? And you or someone claimed that you could do that on other maps?

Hinestly what the fuck is vertical at all about Warehouse, ade there even climbable walls except in the center?

>>387520015

I fucking love Splatoon 2 m8, been playing it nonstop since release, I just want more interesting stages.

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>>387520450
>The most effecient route is still climbing up fucking walls
>aside from the far two side jump-height walls, only the center has walls

>>387511045
Were you at Otakon as well?

>>387520209
Saltspray has so many useless parts to turf. Its far from perfect and it wasn't any special in rank.

>>387520209
Literally every other Splat1 map.

>>387520312
>Using your stingray special during glowfly waves when you're the target
>Using your inkjet to get out of a situation and you're the only one alive/you bait a Stinger
>Playing as a charger on mothership waves
One of my friends needs to get to Profreshional so we can have a group of 3.

>>387520897
>>387520921
Eat shit. Saltspray Rig is a religion.

It's right up there with Camp Triggerfish.

>>387522208
Incredibly shit taste. Saltspray was awful for ranked, it was only fun during the testfire. Camp Triggerfish was just okay. It was garbage for Splat Zones though

>>387521251
We have won many waves because the only survivor was a decent brush picking up the tower bosses and doing egg delivery

>>387522361
>Saltspray was awful for ranked
Not that anon. But it remains my favourite map for Splatzones.

>>387523545
You're right, I actually liked it for SZ too. TC and RM were bad though. RM unbelievable so

>>387522361
>Camp Triggerfish was just okay. It was garbage for Splat Zones though
Triggerfish splatzones is okay, I'm not sure what your problem with it is

>>387510160
looks like something you'd see on an informercial

>>387521251
>Wasting special on a glowfly wave
These are the teammates I get in Salmon Run

>>387524052
The sides being separated and the flank routes taking forever to traverse and being incredibly vulnerable made it total ass for shortrange weapons

>>387525204
That's the idea. The squiffer chargers re essentially souped up cleaning spray bottles.

>>387525365
So just don't pick shortrange weapons while it's up, yeah? That's why the rotation system is the way it is.

>>387527350
>yeah?
Shut up Wakka

>>387527350
I'd prefer that maps don't make certain weapons nonviable. But that may have been the cumulative result of the imbalanced specials fucking over short range weapons and the map design. It'd probably be okay in this game, especially if they added some sponges/inkline paths

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I took a two week break and there's STILL no new maps?

Nintendo what are you doing?

>>387513476
How can anyone still have hope for TF2?

Valve obviously has ceased any sort of content creation for it.
All efforts are channelled into Dota2.

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>>387527478
you can't tell me what to do

>>387510160
ok but where are the new maps

salmon run's maps are getting boring and i'm tired of almost every map being slosher heaven

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>>387529372

Someone in the balance team has a bucket fetish I swear

>Trislosher in general
>All these maps need tons of fucking ledges everywhere and the tower needs to stop in all kinds of awkward places where buckets can hit it and they can't hit back