Someone tells you to git gud. How do you respond?

>Am I winning?
no response needed

>Am I losing?
Think about why I'm losing, what I can do better, why the other guy is such a faggot, etc. Still no need to respond.

>>387482935
lol tryhard

Not an argument

"Okay."

>>387482935
I git gud.

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No one has ever told me to git gud, but I do tell a ton of people to git gud, god damn I'm too gud.

I don't respond, but in my mind I call them a faggot and fuck their mom

>>387482935
y-you too

>>387483220
>not their dad

git gud

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>>387482935
you first
*teleport behind them*
psshh..

get good


its been bastardized but it used to mean "try to rework your strategy, the fun is challenging yourself" now it's just "lmao fag I'm ironically being a dick"

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"Git gudder"

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"no u"

Just like "u mad", there's no way you can respond without them just saying "git gud" again

>>387482935

Usually switch to my actual main.

Also play more safer.

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>>387483489
>>387482935
/ignore *person name here*
gg ez

noob

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Ignore them and continue to enjoy myself playing videogames.

I was plenty good for your mom last night.

Report them

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>>387482935
1v1 him and win because I'm just that good

>>387482935
I-I'll try :3

>>387482935
Report them because I am incapable of handling negative experiences on or offline and might need to have therapy later.

>>387483998
>Animeposter
>Being good at anything

_Git gud____________

I respond by teabagging them on a lucky kill.

>>387482935
You're mom, lol

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>>387482935
Post ytw you visit both Reddit and /v/ and there's nothing people here can do about it.

>>387482935
I acquire skill

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>Triggering Blizzard players by saying gg ez and gg no re.
How will they ever recover?!

>>387483075
reddit reply

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>>387483646
>people still use noob as an insult
some things never change

u2

>>387485601
what does this have to do with the thread moron? kys


>>387482935
reply with kys

>>387482935
Get better.
It both flatters and confounds.

Are traps gay?

>>387485768
I remember when saying "gg" used to be a compliment.

>>387485876
only if the penis isn't feminine

>>387483624
>lol he ignored me. What a faggot.
You can't see him say it.
But you know he did.

>>387485876
Only the 3D ones

>>387485891
It always felt like a robotic response. Who ever honestly meant it?

>>387485876
Only in the eye of the beholder.

>>387482935
>Someone tells you to git gud. How do you respond?
I git gud obviously.

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>>387482935
Beat them, then reply with "gg ez no re", and leave. One of the best things about CSGO was getting steam messages from those people lose their minds. The higher the toxicity of the community, the better.

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>>387485960
I meant it.

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>>387486023
>Getting messages after you beat people.
Fucking THIS! You don't even have to open the message and you're already grinning.

>>387486073
You're the reason God doesn't talk to us anymore.

The only response to git gud is to fucking style on them

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>>387485876
We'll need visual evidence to ascertain that.

I'm the MVP

Yes ma'am if they're a guy
Yes sir if they're a grill

>>387486508
And if they're unspecified?

>>387486608
Yes Xir

>>387482998
lol u mad

>>387483002
lol casual

>>387483075
lol u mad

>>387483129
lol u mad


literally cant win

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>>387482935
Don't respond. Just find out what internet cafe they're at, punch them in the head from behind and proceed to get your teeth knocked out.

>>387485939
>lol i bet he's mad I ignored him XD
you must fight fire with fire

>>387482935
Respond by getting gud, faggot.

>>387485775
Also not an argument

>>387486698
You're telling me someone is going to type "lol u mad" when I don't even respond? If they're that autistic then I just mute them and they're basically insulting themselves afterwards.

>>387485503
best answer so far

>>387487015
lol u mad

>whatever nerd

>>387487143
It's far more likely that you're upset that people mute you immediately in any multiplayer game you play and therefore attempt to """troll""" me outside of video games where you can't be muted.

Stupid people are so... stupid.

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>lose a match in a game
>someone on the other team says gg ez
>its always the one lowest on the scoreboard

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I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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>>387482935
"No, I like being complete shit at this game."

>>387487309
10/10

bonus points if they call you a kid for using such a childish response and then realise they were the ones acting like a child

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>>387487309
gay

>>387487218
LAMO u so mad xDD

I just go full Ad Hominem on them.

>>387487498
muted

Go full gay on them. Start talking about how him telling you to git gud makes you crave having his cock pound your boipucci and beg for him to keep saying it so you can cum

Pick one
:)
:^)
'_>'
c:

>>387487728
gotta go with the classic :)

>>387482935
I don't because I have no need to respond to shouting children.

>>387488204
You do if you don't want to look like a mad little bitch.

>>387486698
If it's about patting their ego, they are free to win their game with themselves.

>>387482935
>git gud
>git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

>>387488857
Never thought about that one.

>>387482935
Teach me senpai.
always melts their hearts

>actually git gud
>get banned from regular servers for hacking
Now what.

>>387482935
"k."

>>387486698
Then they have autism, so I have already won

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>>387482935
>"1v1 me faggot"
>wait for invite while queuing for another game
>if no invite reply with "lol scared?"
>if invited leave them in lobby hell and waste their time while I vidya

Shitposting checkm8. They either get mad while you ignore them or give you the last word.

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>>387482935

>>387486698
It's a retard being retarded and I won't see him anymore after today, why should I waste energies dealing with crap like that? I don't care if he feels smug or whatever, who cares.

I bet you actively get angry on /v/ threads too.

Usually sound advice.

The only time "git gud" is offensive is when it's just not a game you enjoy playing. Like, I tried out DOTA2 a handful of times, didn't like how chunky it felt and didn't have a good time and I'm sure DOTA2 fanboys would just say "lol, you only hate it because you suck at it, get gud!"

>>387487553
mad fagit xDD

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>>387482935
>play fighting game
>soundly beat opponent by exposing his weakness
>recieve message
>"learn to play the fucking game spam scrub"

What exaclty is their fucking logic here?