Explain the plot of Kingdom Hearts to these two.

Help this young man named Sora through your world and let him do whatever the fuck he wants. He'll destroy the weird shadow creatures in your wold then fuck off forever

>>387479583

He's a toy though.

>>387479630
You are a sad, strange little Heartless.

>>387479457

>I'm stationed in the Darkness Quadrant of Disney World. As a member of the Keyblade Swinging Unit of the Whiny Anime Kid Corps, I protect the Disney Canon from the threat of invasion of the evil Organization XIII, sworn enemy of...Kingdom Hearts???

>>387479457
YOU! ARE! A! WEEEEEB!

Guy explores the worlds in search for his friends.
His friend goes takes the dark path because he gets into a fight with his friend.
He then goes deeper into the darkness in hopes to reunite with said friend.

YOU.
ARE.
A.
NOBODYYYYYYYY.

>>387479457
Disney needs to trick out their properties to anime fans, so you're about to be inundated with cartoon monsters and anime men as part of a convoluted storyline thought up by an insane japanese game creator.

You exist to create money. You. Are. Whores.

>>387479457
This toy has come to eradicate evil toys that see you as a threat. Play along with it, just do it.

>>387480526
No one plays KH for Disney.
They're apparently using less Disney worlds and more original worlds in KH3

>>387479457
Kingdom Hearts is... LIGHT

You know the song "You've Got A Friend In Me"?

Well Sora literally has peoples best friends inside of him.

>>387480645
Obviously since Disney worlds are 3-5 room condensed versions of movies while original worlds like Hollow Bastion or Twilight Town can be fleshed out a whole lot more.