>game has voice commands >people actually use them

>>387476523
shazbot
shazbot
shazbot

>INSULT PLAYERS
>INSULT PLAYERS
>INSULT PLAYERS
>INSULT PLAYERS
>INSULT PLAYERS

Fuck Killing Floor 2

>>387476523
>people have conversations

>>387476523
>first game has a ton of useful voice commands for diff situations
>2nd game has a drastically reduced amount of commands and only use like 2 or 3 of them are actually useful

>>387476523
That scout's a MEDIC

>>387476657
Can any one bring me some
Shazbot!
You
Argh
Hey

>>387476523
>laughing maniacally as Louis in Left 4 Dead

>kill someone
>take a pick between "Help!", "Yes", "No", "Thanks!", or "Nice Shot!"
>class determines how well each command fits the situation with pronunciation and expressiveness, as well as the random clips chosen for each command (i.e. demoman's "Ach, noooo!" and his stern "NO!")
>scout is the only one that can reliably get a good voice clip after each command with maybe the exception of "Help!"

all deaths deserve at least one voice command so long as it's not on cooldown from non-kill related usage

>>387476523
>yes
>no
>yes
>no
>go right
>go left
>no
>yes
>thanks!

>medic
>medic
>help
>medic
>spy
>spy
>spy
>no
>thanks
>medic
>medic
>medic
>medic

>>387476657
Tribes Ascend was amazing for voice spam.
>Male Psycho laugh
>Bioderm AHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE WEAK

Age of Empires has the best.
http://ageofempires.wikia.com/wiki/Taunts

>Sure, blame it on your ISP
>Start the game already!

EDF!
EDF!
Save me!
For the pride of EDF!
Thats why we're in trouble!
Oooooooooah!

>custom macros
>lenny face

>>387476993
Fucking Red Orchestra 2.

>>387478750
>Enemy sighted!
Is that Soldier?

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>not having a "faggot down" used exclusively for killing pyro mains

>>387480163
imagine being this mad

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>>387480163
>he uses binds

POOTISPENSER HERE

3, move 75 meters front
all, danger!

I wish more games had voice commands on par with TF2.

>>387480163
>getting upset about the weakest class in the game

>>387482926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfiOmo2jr6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTSGcdoJcCg

GO GO GO
GO GO GO
GO GO GO
MEDIC
MEDIC
GO GO GO
THANKS

>>387483512
>stomping absolutely retarded amerilards
Shit, better nerf the Spy.

bns_chrg

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>>387476523
>Nice shot! after every enemy's missed shot
>Thanks! in their deathcam

NEED A DISPENSER HERE

KOLLECK VOOD
KOLLECK VOOD
KOLLECK VOOD
KOLLECK VOOD
KOLLECK VOOD
N o ?

>>387478285
>Click "Thanks!"
>"I didn't need yer help, ya know."

GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP
GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP
GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP
Whew, that was gettin heavy

GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP

>Try and thank the med for heals
>hit the wrong button and call him a spy instead

>die
>deathcam zooms to a demo
>faint "I didn't need your help ya know"

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>game has voice commands
>most common one is right next to the "go into third person and pick your nose" button

>>387480163
>not maining pyro to weed out shitters

>>387484730
>goes out of his way to use the "Yes/Affirmative" voice command before going off somewhere

>>387483804
They did.

JEW GORMLESS TOSSAH

>>387485097
They did, didn't they? What a joke. Thank god I dropped this ages ago.

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>playing as demo
>thank someone
>I didn't need your help ya know!

>>387479157
they did the same with KF2

>>387485765
Well it IS in character

>>387476523
>game has voice recognition
>you have to use your mic to solve a riddle and get outside mr bones wild ride

>game has 'Thanks' command
>people still type 'thx'

GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
EVERYBODY DOWN
DOWN ON THE GROUND
DONT MOVE

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>Pull out Melee
>"I'm gonna strangle you with mah bare hands!"
>*DEMOKNIGHT INTENSIFIES!*

>>387480163
You are the reason I created a list tracking all salty spy/soldier mains who can't deal with the weakest class in the game and autistically rage instead of getting good

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>>387485871
delete this

>>387486185
>tracking specific players
autism

>>387486061
DONAC DUM

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>>387486131
>get random crit
>Oh they're going to have glue you back together IN HELL

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>>387477751
>All of Nick's swears or Francis' hate-list back-to-back with a single bind before valve capped them

>>387486061
AAAAAAUUUGGHH IM DYING, I NEED A MEDIC BAG

>>387486285
Nah it's just more like "how many players I've pissed off today"

Hi! :)

AYHHHAAYYWHYDADOOIT

>>387485817
fuckin consoles ruining it for everyone

>>387484568
>"Good shot mate!"
>"Nah."
>laughing taunt.avi

alternatively
>sniper sniping
>call out "Good shot!" on each shot regardless or not if it's a kill
>call out "Good shot!" if they die from an enemy sniper and walk off

>game focused on teamplay
>doesn't have "Thanks" command
>game where you can easily TK someone
>no "Sorry" command

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>>387485940
>Your character does an appropriate voice response for certain things typed in chat

>>387476657
[VGW] Woohoo!
[VGS] Shazbot!

I've got a dsicord bot just for playing all of these.

I really dislike most of the ones from the new soundpacks in T:A though.

>game has 2 voice commands

i hate this new meme

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>>387484392
>fight a spy
>he spams build a dispenser here
>I do it while fighting him at the same time

>>387486504
GET UP COME ON BUDDY WE NEED YOU

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>>387476523
Pass the whiskey
Pass the whiskey
Pass the whiskey

i always try and thank a medic or engie for healing me

>>387488140
*connection to the host has been lost*

Booyah!

>>387476523
>Pu
Pu
>Pu
Pu
>Pu
Pu
>Pu
Pu
>Pu
Pu
>Putispencer here

>>387490742
>Crime Spree failed

>You smell like a woman
>Hohoho
>Ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaa!
>You have fought well
>To meeeeee!
>To meeeeee!
>AAAAAAAAAW!
>URrrrrgggaaaaahhhhhhhhh
>AAAaaaAaAaAaaaaAAA!

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>>387487330
>pootis pencer here echoes through the dustbowl
>switch from soldier to demoman

>Game has "Come", "Go", and two buttons for "Help"
>Want to get elemental buff from party members
>Spam either "Help"
>Casts healing magic even when health is already full.

Fucking Dragon's Dogma. Love the game tho.

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>>387480163
>he plays TF2 in 2017
>when Battleborn and Lawbreakers exist

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>>387491828
>tfw there are more people in this thread than in the battleborn multiplayer

>>387491828
>Lawbreakers
literally what

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STAND
ON
THE
MEDIC

>>387492457
Hi I work for Gearbox marketing and my boss Randy Pitchford saw this thread and was wondering if you could please delete this

>>387492801
LAST ONE ALIVE, LOCK THE Spy!

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>>387480163
(You)

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>>387491828
>Lawbreakers

nice try

>>387485187
Nah, they actually buffed it.
20% damage resist on standard invis and 107% speed (same as med)

They changed the DR so that basically now you have 75% damage resist and a speed boost, meaning you are basically immortal.

They proposed balance changed to nerf the DR so that ammo doesn't replenish it, and they are finding a way to nerf the amby because spy != sniper

>>387493707
I can understand the DR nerf but not the Amby nerf.

The only tool Good spies had against an enemy enginner standing near his nest with people is now gone. Amby is now worthless.

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>chivalry
>be Agatha archer
>enter Mason maa
>"Your mother is a hobby horse."
>wanna say no
>instead get "Are you sure?"
>"Yes."

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>Thanks mate!
>Thanks mate!
>Thanks mate!
>Appreciate it!
>NEED SOME HELP HERE!
>Yeah Ok
>MEDIC!
>MEDIC!
>MEDIC!
>Thanks mate1

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That engineers' a bloody SENTRY- WOAHHOOHOHOHO

When the Cloak and Dagger first came out I'd sit as a Spy next to the enemy Snipers on 2fort saying "Nice shot" after every time they fired.

Sometimes they'd say "THANKS MATE" back to me and let me just keep going in peace.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTavBLCiCMc

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>[radio noises]

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>>387476657
Came here to post this.
>[VGTG]
>>[VGN]
>[VGS]
>>[VGS]
>>>[VGS]

>>387478750
ALL HAIL! KING OF THE LOOSERS!

>>387495068
EEEEEEE
DEEEEEE
EFF!

>>387494039
ye.
personally i would like to re-purpose it, instead make it an actual assassination tool.

Headshots with this weapon instantly kill any non-invincible target under a certain health threshold (maybe 105 because technically it's a nerf)

Make it only hold 6 bullets + 6 reserve, -50% pistol ammo from packs.

I feel like making it penetrate damage resistances would be too much, but at least fix the fucking enforcer and make it non-shit.

Enforcer should be full firing speed, damage bonus for X seconds after a melee attack that deals damage (either backstab or butterknife) since it's supposed to finish people off if you fuck up, but have it fire slower or deal less damage if you don't meet that criteria

>>387495685
>instakill on headshot
>maybe 105 because technically it's a nerf
Oh shit nigger what are you fucking doing?

>>387485765
I fuckin' love TF2.

>>387477751
>l4d voice commands
HOLD ME BACK NIGGA
https://youtu.be/CsYBBjHZPMI

>>387476782
Thisthisthisthis

>>387495871
Nigga, what do you think it happens right now if you headshot someone with 102 or less hp.

My change would mean that if you have 106 hp an amby headshot deals normal damage, while if you go under you die.

Right now a headshot does 102 regardless of how much hp you have

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THAT MEDIC'S A BLOODY MEEEEDIIIIC

DOST THOU JEER AND T-TAUNT ME IN THE TEETH!?

to save our mother earth from any alien attack
from vicious giant insects who have once again come back
we'll unleash all our forces we won't cut them any slack
the EDF deploys

>>387487330
>scout disguise + cloak and dagger + enemy engie + NEED A DISPENSA HEAH

Good times were had.

For some reason Engineers almost never think to check if there's a Spy on their dispenser or sentry. Oh well.

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>>387476523
>Booyah!

Y-you too

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>press voice command #69
>"OOOH YES"

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>>387477751

>>387497060
>100
>THEY KEEP ON RISING
>100
>THEY KEEP ON RISING
>100
>THEY KEEP ON RISING
>100
>THEY KEEP ON RISING

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I've got "nice shot" bound to one of my mouse buttons when playing TF2.
Your character makes a thumps up when you call it out, so it's nice going around giving encouragement to your team mates.

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>tf_max_voice_speak_delay 0

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>>387495068
>THE EDF DEPLOYS!
>Oh, is that right?
>Whooooooooaaaahh!!!
>Watch out for the airstrikes!

EDF has the best and most varied voice commands, it's great that you can even coordinate strategies with them even if the other players are Japs.

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>>387497891
pootpootpootpootpootpootpootpootpootpootpoot

>>387497891
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEDMEMEMEEEEEDIC

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>>387476523
TANK!!!
TAAAAANK!
TAAANK!!!!!
TANK!!
TANK!
TANK!
TAAAAAAANK!!!!

>>387487330
>shank lone enemy engineer in the face as spy
>spam battle cry meanwhile doing so

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>>387476523
>death_rattle05 intensifies

>>387476523
>activate the charge
>medic on our team actually activates it
too bad we were waiting our turn on the fucking teleporter

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>>387476523
>Multiplayer bots respond to voice commands