Those long sideburns are actually retarded design.

Handlebars.

>>387473564
I hope the next game is open worldish and link is a kid.

I always like when you do things but people don't believe that it was you who did it because your just a kid.

My friend has them and they're pretty great

>>387473564
Those aren't sideburns.He has long hair and the rest of it is caught under the hat.It isn't rocket science.

>>387473564

It's to hold on to when he gives you goodboi succ

>>387473974
This is what I hoped but in BoTW they describe them as sideburns. Really disturbing.

>>387473647
for what

>>387475146
You're not ready for this information.

>>387474650
Sideburns are facial hair, not head hair

>>387473564
when they're that long it's dumb but if it was cut to his jawline i think it would be pretty neat. i'd wear it if it didn't stand out so much. then again i am on 4chan so maybe my taste isn't the best.

>>387475214
I'm pretty sure I am ready

>>387475342
for the person assfucking him to pull on.

>>387475334
I know. That's why it's gross. They literally state they are sideburns.

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Zelda with selectable Link gender when?
They're more than halfway there as of BotW.

>>387475543
Hopefully never.

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Don't talk trash on Link. He's the best videogame character of all time.

>>387475417
He's a little kid freak

>>387475478
They're clearly not attached to his face, it's probably a translation thing

>>387475618

Hylians are elves not humans.

>>387475616
fag

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They look cute on a grill tho

>>387476093
So you are saying fucking kid elves is okay?

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>>387476143
Oh no, how will I ever recover.

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>>387474650
he has long hair in botw

>>387476230
Bad example considering Asuka is shit

>>387473564
Man didn't you know that Link is actually jewish ?

>>387476289
The age of consent in Hyrule is 9.

>>387476556
Is Hyrule the Pakistan of video game worlds?

>>387473564
They're more sidelocks rather than sideburns. English just doesn't have a good word for it, since genetically speaking, the only Europeans who have long sidelocks by genetics are Jews. A lot of Japanese people (just look at how many anime/manga characters have them; Aikatsu is a good example where pretty much everyone has them) have long sidelocks. It's literally hair over the ears, and is distinct from sideburns.

>>387475616
I wish woman were into the look. I can't pull off short hair but I have all the right traits to look like this The truth is that no one wants to be with a weird looking blond manlet. Maybe if I had pointy ears.

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>>387476768
Nope, just medieval europe.

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>>387476468

Fuck off Yumi

>>387476556
But 9 yo kids even can't produce sperm

>>387477338
I don't know how they can use the argument that he's an elf but pull the age of consent randomly from what a wiki article allegedly states it was during the medieval age from the REAL WORLD.

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>tfw Link will never smother you between his thick white cheeks

I want to cum inside Links fertile boipucci!

>>387475337
You mean that Link should get a hime cut?

>>387476328
You can recover via gassing yourself with helium.

>>387477046
women aren't into the manlet look but gay men are

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>>387476556
sauce sweaty ?:) also kill yourself

>>387475689
Are they called side bangs? I dont think there's a real term for it.

>>387477864
How about you gas me with your manjuice (;

>>387477938
I fucking know. Cute girls will talk to me but I'm such a social fuck up that I end up just making these awkward conversation ending states while I try to get away. I've become so boring and I'm afraid of anyone interested realizing that.
I never know what to do when a gay dude tries to make advancements and I always give the wrong idea by awkwardly laughing alot

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>>387478223
See >>387476978

>>387475616
>draw a woman's figure on a man

You gays are desperate, men can't be as feminine as women

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>>387478517

>>387477768
god no

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>>387476978
Leona in KoF has them. I fucking love them.

>>387478573
>hips 2
You know what I'm saying

>>387478807
Honestly Link has really wide hips on his model in BotW, like woman's hips, especially compared to his tucked-in waist. He's not Gerudo-tier "hips are literally projected out flat from the stomach" ridiculous but he's realistically got them child-bearing hips. t. don't even want to fuck him

>>387479078
tween white girl hips maybe.

>>387479197
Stop staring at tweens you freak

>>387479197
Wider hips that a lot of the Hylian and Sheikah girl models. A flat ass, but wide hips.

>>387478242
Ok, are you cute?

>>387479078
>them hips 2.png
where's hips 1.png

>>387477591
i think you have autism friendo

>>387476328
bateman

>>387479334
Not anything I can post on a blue board.

>>387479349
I guess so. I'm arguing with a kiddy diddler who doesn't care that people know while making a shit argument.