>one chance at the game of life
> born with crappy stats
well start grinding then, duh
>tfw born with high insight
>TFW born with the redpilled trait
>TFW to intelligent too respect women and niggers
>>387470913
I hate the /pol/tard curse. This is why I always spec my characters with 11 INT minimum. Gets completely rid of any chances of that happening.
>>387470715
>STR: 1
>>387471012
this bluepilled faggot has only an 11 point IQ. Explains a great deal desu.
>>387471114
>Not knowing how stats work
>Says "bluepilled"
Sounds like you specced your character wrong
>>387471114
>>387471181
>tfw to intelligent to properly allocate stat points
I wish there was a way to ruthlessly min/max yourself irl, even if it meant people fucking hated you for it.
like being able to death punch any living being with a ridiculously buffed strength stat
>>387471284
>like being able to death punch any living being with a ridiculously buffed strength stat
Mike Tyson?
>>387470715
>born with average INT
>now a 2nd year medical student
fuck all you lazy geniuses. losers! you don't deserve to procreate.
>>387470715
Any good jew builds? Everyone says its easy mode but I'm not owning a large bank or someshit
>>387471349
probably couldn't death punch a silverback or a whale
I'm talking actually breaking-the-game type shit, to the point where people despise you for being an exploitative dickhead
>tfw born with decent stats but bad stat growth
>>387471181
>he doesn't know games have different stats
>he probably doesnt even play bideo bames
>he's too dumb to know with his 11point IQ
>it's amazing he can take a break from drooling and window licking to even post
o i am laffin
>born with autism debuff
>low stats on everything
>several common moves next to impossible to perform
>people refuse to accept this and call me a lazy idiot
>no upside, not even money
>>387470715
>born with great stats
>don't do anything with them
>>387471580
there is a difference between video games and reality
>>387471748
Stats go from 0 to 20, you retard. And even if we were talking about a 11 IQ, that's still the MINIMUM to not be a /pol/tard. Learn your shit, faggot.
>>387470715
>he doesn't grind
>>387472000
heh, maybe for you, kid
>want to grind exp and shit
>no guild recruiters want to hire me
>One chance at the game of life
>Spend most of it keeping to myself and not getting into fights, drugs, etc
>People still taunt and grief me for no real reason even though I just want to be left alone
>Mods will often take their side because they think I'm weird for not being like every other player
>tfw got pretty good stats
>starting area had two AMAZING coaches that taught me how to play the game very well
>whole run ruined because RNGesus gave me the "Depression" negative modifier
>Local potion dealer gave me some good herbs to counter act the stat hit for the negative modifier, so everything was alright for a bit
>Potion dealer failed to mention that the herbs sometimes stop working and you get hit with a new negative modifier called "tardive dysphoria" that's pretty much "Depression 2.0"
>both the negative modifiers stack
HA HA FUCK POTION SELLERS. DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES
>>387472383
>not starting your own guild
it's a true sandbox game bro
>>387472449
take some green kratom yo.
also stop being dumb and gay.
did you know the chances for hemoglobin like protein being created through random chance is 10^-200?
Also, the guess for the number of atoms in the universe is 10^82 and the guess for the number of seconds in the universe is 6.3*10^20.
Really makes you think.
>>387472449
>Depression
>RNG
>He didn't spec enough into INT so he could gain the "rationale" passive trait
>>387471114
>he thinks IQ is a relevant metric in 2017
low IQ
>>387472451
tfw too pussy to lead over voice
>born with almost perfect stats
>forced into boss fights when your level was still too low
>>387471580
>I'm talking actually breaking-the-game type shit, to the point where people despise you for being an exploitative dickhead
transhumanists?
tfw born in a bugged out server
>>387470715
>one chance at the game of life
>born with black hair
>>387473496
It's not a bug it's a feature
>half-race
>don't get either race bonus
>get the worst penalties for both
>grinding is too hard
>decide to just sit in one location waiting for an event to come to me
>born with great stats
>hate games that make you grind
>could fix athletics and smarts by exercising and reading a book
>can never fix being a manlet
>>387471580
Steroids?
>born with high luck, decent stats all around, sweet racial bonus to CHA
>squander it
>obtain mulligan due to luck
Something is looking out for me because I really don't deserve this.