Why do we hate mike exactly?

>>387465589
hes a nerd but in all the most unlikeable ways

I don't hate him at all. I will always consider James more /ourguy/ than Mike though.

BROWN

>>387465743
How so?

>>387466470
DICKS

>>387465589
I don't hate him I just think it's funny how embarrassed he gets over brown bricks

>>387465589
Hate is a strong word, but he is incredibly unfunny to me. Do I hate him for it? No, he just isn't funny.

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He's racist.

>>387466708
this. He is low-key cancer.
At least we know right away about Ryan.

>>387465589
>reviewer/LPer/eceleb with "wacky" cartoon sidekick
the fuck isn't there to hate

>>387465589
>shadman

>>387466804
no way he drew this

>>387466804
We live in the age of the SJW and Mike STILL gets out of that completely unscathed.

Fuck man, the ONE TIME they would have been useful for an e-celeb lynching and they just ignore it. No justice on this gay, gay Earth.

>>387466924
https://imgur.com/a/AhFbN

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>>387465589

>>387466804
>>387466986
this shit is so unfunny. Not in a "oooh racism is bad" way, but an actual "this isn't funny" way.

>>387465589
Met him in person at Too Many Games in Philly 2 months ago.
He was so fucking nice.
Like holy shit, he was nice and cool.

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>>387465589
>shadman

>>387467018
I'm glad they didn't go after him. He's James' best friend. They would have gone after James for being Mike's friend. They'd have tried to take him down again after he didn't see Ghostbusters.

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>>387467106
>not appreciating Mike's humorous punchlines

He's unfunny, dumb, has been ruining cinemassacre for years, treats people like shit if they are a threat to his massive but fragile ego, he's pretty bad everything that's not some shitty arcade retro game with 2 buttons and is generally a terrible human being. But I don't really hate him.

>>387465589
Cause he's a self aware douchebag tryhard who ruins every video he's in.

>>387467106
You have to be on 2-3 planes of irony to understand it

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>>387465589
shitty artist desu fampai
>>387467018
It's honestly crazy how James got shit on by a ton of people for not going to see Ghostbusters 2016, but Mike got away from this scot-free.

>>387466857
It makes me wish Bootsy was still around so there would at least be something on the channel worth watching.

I feel like whenever he and James have a discussion he talks over James and sort of forces his ideas out there like they are undeniably true. No matter how ill formed his ideas are. He has a lot of weird tastes and always seems to think the average person would be into the same shit he's into.

>>387466804
>>387466986
>>387467228

these are fucking great i wonder why he stopped doing them doe.

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>>387467454
Bootsy is also racist.

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>>387467495
He couldn't get them published.

>>387467293
I'm on 6. Still not feeling it

>>387467509
but loco Bandito was also a non-racist video that was made

>>387466471
not funny, can't make quirky comments, obnoxious voice

>>387467106
I assume this was made during that whole encyclopedia dramatic "it's funny because offensive" phase.

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>>387467601
It's not about that Kung Fu video. Mike's Loco Bandito website had a section with a bunch of animated videos. They're lost now, but I assume it was the same kind of """""humor""""".

>>387467685
That phase never ended. South Park is still airing.

>>387465589
Why in the fuck can't shadman draw? He's been doing his bullshit for like a decade now.

>>387467550


... wait he was expecting MONEY for these?

I still can't believe he attached his real name on them. What, were they meant for the stormfront mailbox fliers?

>>387467059
I don't understand any of this. What does it mean?

I like when he and james play some old game. Feels comfy man.

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>>387467765
He actually wrote in a blog post that he tried to have them published but, "No one had the guts".

>>387467731
they must be archived

>>387466804
>>387466986
What's truly offensive is how terribly unfunny it is.
>>387467110
Go to bed Mike, everyone knows the truth, you're a huge asshole.

>>387467769
the weird little rat got vietnam flashbacks

>>387467861
Seems unlikely. Most of the comics are missing from the archived site. The ones here >>387467048 are the only ones that have been found. There are a ton that are lost to history.

>>387467487
Yes this. He's an attention whore.

>>387467487
That's textbook autism.

>>387466804
>>387466986
>>387467228
>>387467550
>>387467731
holy fucking shit
I wonder if james secretly has this sort of hurmor as well

>>387467487
and the actual things he says about the film is not that that interesting, cutting off James who might actually know more shit

>>387468172
james is a family man now though, you change when you become a family man

>>387467487
One thing he does is when James or whoever he's with gives some kind of observation or insight, a lot of the times he will parrot that and slightly change it around like it was his own original thought immediately afterwards. Also constantly telling obviously exaggerated/embellished stories.

He reminds me of a retarded 11 year old in so many ways. It's like he never grew out of that phase.

>>387467561
you overshot it

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>>387467048
>HIV positive lube

>>387467751
he can though.... its just a shitty meme that you guys over use, because you guys think its funny or w.e.

>>387467742
South Park is like Shakespeare compared to ED humour 10 years ago.

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>>387465589
This twink is the butt of every internet joke. Heard he sucked a fan's dick while drunk n high at magfest in '12. That was the rumor goin around that weekend. Didn't believe it then, but definitely believe it now

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>>387468417
Hi Shad
Bye Shad

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>>387467836
It's funny because he was literally just ripping off Johnny Ryan who has done far worse shit and still got published.

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>>387468748
>"Indian shit is yellow cuz all the fucking maize they eat" -ed

>>387468748
It's like Mike could only see the offensive humor in this and wasn't smart enough to understand satire. Like kids who watch South Park and laugh at the racial slurs without understanding the subtext. Mike's a fuckin idiot. So is James, but at least he's a good guy. Mike's a bitch

BROWN

>>387468468
>haha nigger retard vagina epic ween
Schizophrenic word salad is funnier than ED

>>387466804
I believe that people are capable of doing racist things or racist art without necessarily being a racist person with racist beliefs.

>>387469186
not anymore apparently

>>387465589
Is Mike gay?

BRICKS

>>387469186
It's like words and images made for entertainment are inert objects and have no damaging power behind them without corresponding real world actions

>>387469267
He's gay for brown dicks.

>>387467561
>>387467106
>>387466804
Am I the only one laughing because of how ridiculous it is?

>>387469569
No but the rest of them can't post here because this is an 18+ board

>>387469569
Its hilarous because of the fact that Mike didn't want these comics to surface.

>>387465589
Who's "we"?

he ruined how i can hear the words brown and brick for the rest of my life

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>>387469659
>that time when he posted his penis and caused a shitstorm by deleting it.

>>387468748
>>387467731
>>387467550
>>387467228

>this is the best that western comic "artists" are able to produce

meanwhile Japan has given us sword art online, berserk, one piece, attack on titan..... what went wrong?

Every time I see Inspector Gadget now, I will instantly think of BROWN BRICKS.
Every time the subject of Minecraft is brought up, this video is the first fucking thing that comes to my mind.

>>387467048
I can't believe he did this. Is he autistic or something?

>>387466986
I keked
the sleep deprivation mustve kicked in

>>387469805
Shittier western artists outnumbered actual good ones.

test

>>387465589
literally who

>>387469405
What?
No. Of course not. Words are literally the exact same thing as getting up and killing someone. That's why hearing them means you have a DUTY to punch people for saying the wrong ones. DUH.

>>387469805
Get back to me when SOA is brave enough to tackle themes like racism with the subtlety and wit of Michael Matei

>>387469805
It's not fair to compare this this crappy 1 man webcomic to major productions like those. This is the equivalent of Popteamepic or Riyo's FGO comics except those are funny.

>>387469805
I know this is bait. But... This is just too obvious. Maybe if you didn't say SAO it would be decent.

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>>387470004
>mfw discovering words are violence
Does cyberbullying someone make me a technomancer

>>387469805
>SaO
>SnK
I thought you had better taste.

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>>387469045
I wouldn't call Ryan's work satire, he pretty much does just amount to offensive/gross-out humour. The problem with Loco Bandito is what an unabashed knock-off it is. There's no originality there, it's just a bootleg copy of a very particular and niche cartoonist.

>>387467110
I saw James, but didn't see Mike. Huh.

>>387470192
It makes you LITERALLY a nazi!

He's kinda boring and if it weren't for James i don't think he'd ever gotten anywhere with his gameplays. I don't dislike him, i'm rather apathetic to his existence.

Then again IRRC James said that most of the script of AVGN was made by him so i guess he has some skills in comedy (however juvenile it may sound to some).

>>387470779
That suddenly makes all AVGN episodes shit.

>>387465589
HOLO
CUASTIA

>>387467059

>more than one hundred thousand followers

Didn't know so many people liked the heavily tattooed dickgirls thing Shadman keeps doing

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>>387470367

>>387469805

>people are taking this bait seriously

This might be the most obvious bait i have ever seen in this site.

>>387471071
GOD DAMN THAT WAS THE MOVIE. CADDIE SHACK.

>>387471071

I don't get it. What's the joke?

>>387467048
>>387469776
what the fuck is his problem

>>387471915

The doody was actually a candy bar

>>387472181

I see.

>>387470779
You can easily tell which episodes Mike had the most control over by the amount of toilet humor and cursing. I know thats AVGN schtick but its obvious sometimes.

>>387468996
As a native, I agree. Used to appreciate the things that kept us alive. Perspective, mannnn

>>387472281
A CANDY BAR

>>387469805
>Sword Art Online
>Japan
Uhh, no.

is he /ourguy/?

dude penis lmao

I'll get real with you for a second.
Imagine you discover you have a larger penis than most men. You are a huge nerd however.
You now believe yourself to be a chad, of sorts, since you have a large penis.
You start behaving like a nerd THINKS a chad behaves, however you are still a nerd.

Suddenly, you go from a friendly humble nerd to a cocky asshole with all the social skills of a nerd

I'm still recovering from asshole syndrome

>>387473081
t.dicklet

>>387468417
He actually can't.

>>387473136
"no"

>>387471071

Now THAT'S some funny shit right there.