Will you still be playing video games in 20 years?

it must suck having such an ugly douchebag face

where my handsome bros at

>>387459356
I was playing video games by the age of three. It's already been over twenty years and I don't see why I'd stop any time soon.

I'm barely playing videogames now

>>387459454
I can smell the unwashed pseud from my third world shithole

>>387459356
I gotta do something other then jack off all day when I get older.

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>>387459435
I'm here my man.

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BASED

>>387459435
He would legit look better just growing his beard out instead of shaving it to a goatee.

>>387459356
it's amazing how quickly he's deteriorated after not getting his slimy hit of nigger semen sucked directly out of his fiance's cunt.

>>387459356
Phil looks like he has had a hard life. He looks 50

my uncle still plays vidya
hes approaching 50
he really only plays call of duty, gta, racing and sports games, generally, but it's vidya
he was the one who got me into vidya by giving me his NES when he joined the army
I dont see what the big deal is, instead of watching hours of tv I play hours of vidya

>>387459797
Try being hounded by literal autists 24/7 for years and having zero human contact for the better part of the decade

>>387459797
>>387459945

Probably shit genetics too.
I have a friend who already started balding at 20.

>>387459356
He's gonna have to quit youtube soon, he can't possibly be making enough to live off with numbers that low.
The fact every video has around 75% or more dislikes is hilarious though.

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>>387459680

Never gets old.

>>387459680
>>387460040
What's the joke?

>>387460139
SOK spergs took time out of their busy schedules to make the image is the joke

>>387460749
Phil everyone likes SoK, stop trying to shill yourself

>>387459356
most likely i'd have killed myself by then.

>>387460031
That's because 75 percent of his viewership are people who hate him and who are as big lolcows as him

>>387459674
shave that scruff anon, you'd look way better

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>>387460749
>SOK
>busy schedules

How much homework could they possibly have?

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>>387459680
Holy shit, even if this is an edit. This is the best picture I've seen all month

>>387459356
yeah probably
i imagine not very much, just boot up the ol' favorites from time to time

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>>387459435
right here, pic of me and my new tattoo

>>387459797
white people age like shit

>>387461375
he's italian

>>387461437
his skin is white therefore hes white

>>387461437
>Italians aren't white meme
What's next, Spaniards aren't white? Middle Easterners aren't white? Canadians aren't white?

>>387461759
>Canadians aren't white?
Asians can't be white, anon.

>>387461759
some are bold enough to even say that the chinese aren't white, good thing brave young men have realized it is time to bash the fash and do away with our petty differences

>>387461059
new

>>387461937
Yeah, I mean who else doesn't like to get a visit from the Truck of Peace?

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>>387459435

>tfw always get told I'm so tall and handsome
>tfw hair is thinning

>>387461794
>make fun of white people
>b-b-b-but niggers!!!
kek white people are so easy to trigger

>>>/trash/
Take your e-celeb shit there.

>>387462220
Nigger.

>>387462330
stay mad we are taking over.

Been playing them since before I was five and I'm thirty one now.
If I was going to stop I would have by now.

Interestingly I find myself leaning heavily towards nintendo these days because of the ease of their games to pick up and play.
I have a lower tolerance for learning curve bullshit these days, except for ffxiv.

yes y

>>387461794
underrated

>>387462547
lol nigger

>>387462197
Shave your head and grow a beard, nothing beats that neo-nazi look

>>387459356

Yes, sadly I was born with small penis so any chance of getting married or have a family is gone so...

>>387461287
You're not Silent Rob,

>>387459356
My plan is to suicide by that point, I'd do it right now but I'm currently taking care of my dog and my mother who is slowly slipping in to senility. I'm not selfish enough to chicken out while they're both around and need my help.

>>387462197
Do what your pic related did and own it up cuh
good taste btw

>>387461759
Spaniards are Hispanic, dumbass. It's in the fucking name.

>>387459356
I don't plan on even being alive in 5 years, let alone 20.

>>387463626
Are you me? I'm just waiting for my parents and doggo to croak, then I'm fucking done.

Post some dsp videos

>>387460007
>a friend

>>387464154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWaucJcomAU

ill be dead

>>387459356
>there are cucks in his streams that have given this useless fuck over 2000 dollars just for streaming

>>387464190
I am his friend, can confirmed.

>>387464229
A fucking classic

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>>387464229
>right off the bat he is filming with a fire alarm going off

Holy fuck he has to be doing this on purpose.

>>387463848
t. american

>>387464229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucF8k7a2oSQ

>>387459356

I've been playing since 1990

I'm 31

In 20years? Not only playing video games.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT8PDpRnVuA

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>>387460139
I got it as the Ken Kutaragi PS3 joke.

>>387460896
>Everyone likes the SOK.
>Dedicating a 7 hour podcast over a man playing video games.
SOK are as bad as Phil.

>>387463848
Hispanic isn't a race, if you're Hispanic you have to mark yourself as both hispanic and white on any legal paper.

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Simply the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuCLGRN6GFQ

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>>387464229
>he never even opens the case

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>That tattoo of jesse from pokemon getting tentacled by a dead inside looking bulbasaur
>right in the middle of the arm

>>387459356
>Wanting to be alive in 20 years

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>>387465039
>oh, the camera was on?

This will never stop being the funniest fucking thing to come from DSP.

>>387461375
how long are you going to be butthurt on /v/ before you get over it

>>387464229
>Unboxing video
>never actually opens the box
>spends the entire video bitching about the fire alarm

How do you fuck up this badly? Why could you not just wait until it stopped before filming?

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>>387463848

>>387459356
hopefully ill be ded

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>>387459356
Post your favorite fan. i like this guy. Hes cute.

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>>387463848

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>>387466294

>>387459356
Turning 39 next month
Yes

Do you think the donators on his patreon are doing it so they can see how low he can go before hitting rock bottom?

>>387467034
According to kingofpol alot of them are

>>387467164
Thank God. I thought they were mindless retards. Instead, it's the equivalency of feeding the geese when you're not supposed to.

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>>387467325
Wait, someone just cited kingofpol as a source and you're that ready to believe the information was true?

>>387467523
Hey BSV

>>387459356
>when the redpill kicks in

https://youtu.be/Is_LvsdmtOk

this is too good

>DSP hate video
>40 minutes long
>every 5 seconds the video stops and some text appears on the screen
>"OH REALLY PHIL!?!?!? THAT'S NOT TRUE YOU ASS HOLE. HERE'S A CLIP FROM YOUR LIVE STREAM 6 YEARS AGO"
these people are beyond pathetic

>>387468534
Why do you watch it then? The irony lol

>>387468534
yeah all of those 'how not to play videos' seem like way too much effort to make about someone they dislike

>>387459674
BEANS?

>>387460896
>phil makes a 30 minute video
>SoK dedicate more than three hours to whining about the video

Nah SoK are just a bunch of fuccbois who will never make a popular video beyond chronicling Phil's every drama story

>>387468650
yah if you think about it, watching a youtube video for 30 seconds then turning it off is exactly the same as trawling through hundreds of hours of footage then spending a week editing XD

>>387460007
Anon, you know thats relatively common, right?

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>>387468628
If DSP were to roll out 40 minutes of shit like this with a "Project 7" label on it, all would be forgiven.

>>387459356
of course

>>387460896
No they're autism incarnate. if you try to find their motives to dedicating so much time to Phil, they just get angry

>>387466050
Hmmmm Daddi :3

>>387461375
black people rarely live long enough to age

>>387468873
Hey BSV

>>387468932
who's BSV?

>>387462197
Start lifting or doing body exercises pronto; even if you have a potato head under what little hair you have left, your toned body will distract preying eyes.

>>387468952
Ironically, someone that you could only know of by following every aspect of DSP's life.

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video games is all I have.

DSP streaming Sanic Mania soon.

>>387468932
Is BSV the new DSP meme? Like calling Phil Dave?

>>387465380
>weapon broke
>armor broke
>caught the plague
>poisoned
>aggroed the vendor

Jesus Christ

>>387469213
Have you tried anime or cartoons? They're a good chaser, moderate drinking helps too.

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>>387459356
>Will you still be playing video games in 20 years?
Seeing how I started playing games when I was a literal toddler and it's been 20 years since then, I already have been. Replaying one of my favorite games from when I was a kid too and it's every bit as good as I remember.

It begins.

>>387471401
It was about to end.

>Girlfriend wants marriage and kids
>Tells me it's time to stop playing games, buying new technology, smoking and drinking with friends
>This younger girl that's my type physically and personality wise wants me to be her boyfriend
>Not sure what to do

>>387471747
>Girlfriend wants marriage and kids
INSTANT DUMP
N
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T
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D
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>>387459356
I hope not. I hardly even enjoy games anymore. I just play them because they're my only hobby and the internet ruined my attention span for things like books and movies.

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>>387472469
>the internet ruined my attention span

Jesus christ, get a hold of yourself man.

>>387459356
in 20 years I will have been killed by muslims

>>387471747

Cliche as it is; someone who wants a meaningful relationship with you will respect your hobbies.

>>387471747
>>Not sure what to do
really?

>>387472708
>get a hold of yourself
I can't. Every time I'm confronted with a challenge, I play videogames to put off doing anything about it.

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>>387471747
>Getting married

>>387472469
>Watching a movie or doing anything really
>Instinctively reach for my phone and browse the Internet

It's a serious problem, isn't it? I have no attention span anymore.

>>387473371
I don't even do that. I just get board and stop the movie and hop on the computer.

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>>387464751
fuck he is intolerable.

videogames will be illegal in 20 years

>>387468006
I'm not going to pretend like I'm some kind of genius but at least I know what the fuck Europe looks like.

>>387473371
>>387473549
I can't focus on any single thing either, whenever I start doing something I immediately turn on 2 or 3 other things to do in the background. I got into mobile games because of that

>>387469634
No, BSV is a mega fanboy who calls himself BrightSideViking and has been licking the sweet nectar off of Phil's balls for years.

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>>387468534
There are people that have an unhealthy obsession with dsp making videos in which they hang on his every word. But I got to admit some the TIHYDP videos are highly entertaining & a fascinating character study of a lazy obnoxious idiot.

>>387471747
I'm married anon. Never spend time with a woman who doesn't want you to do things you like to do. The marriage will turn to shit.

>source: someone who's marriage hasn't turn to shit yet.

>>387462197
That's because 4chan is wrong about balding completely removing your value on the sexual market. My friend has a shitty hairline for his age but he's 6'2, in good shape, and has a strong jawline. He is literally the only guy to get any female attention when we go out.

4chan is right about height though. My 5'5 liftfag friend is in incredible shape and is the most insecure motherfucker who's confidence with women is spaghetti tier.

>>387468006

>Can't even get Ireland and UK

I'm starting to see why DSP is desperately clinging on to his dying youtube/streaming career.

>>387459356
God, this guy looks exactly like my asshole housemate, except my housemate has warts.

>>387459356
Yes as it is better than watching some over paid actor LARP in movies or watching some retarded game show.

>>387474138
This. Some people seems to take "kojima world order" seriously. I don't like the guy as a person too, but that doesn't mean you need to make podcasts and a video update of every fucking update he makes.
But the this is how you don't play videos are a blessing to this world, and Phil should laugh over how good some of them are.

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>my face when my retirement plan is suicide

any other anons know this feel?

>>387459356
I might be living in the wilderness in 20 years tbfh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEbHp89iCaM

>>387474307
can't believe you spelled it out and still didn't notice it.

it has nothing to do with your hairline or your height or your fucking jawline. it's all about confidence.

>>387474832
MY LIFE AROUND ME IS SO HORRIBLE.You have legs.Get up, and move.

>>387475019
fuck off chad

>>387474832
Yeah probably. I've come to terms with my depression and I'm in no hurry to kill myself anymore but that's probably how I'll go out.

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>>387473550
child detected

>>387459356
I hope not.

>>387475019
fucking kill yourself bro

>>387473550

You have to be 18 years or older to post here.

Reminder: Phil died in the mean bean boss fight

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I'll just leave this here

>>387459356
will you still be watching movies in 20 years? yes?
then grow up! stop staring at a screen for hours on end!

>>387479339
PLEASE tell me none of those people on the left are DSP.

>>387479339
what is this

>>387479339
Nice pecs

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>>387459356
Seriously what went wrong? Is the gap between 3rd and 4th place that big?

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>>387464229
>not the full video
Cucks of Kojima will never learn.

>>387479339
Daily reminder he was a 30 year old virgin.

>>387479469
Right is DSP, left is his ex fiancee

>>387479498
the loss he had caused him to have a multiple strokes which should explain everything

>>387475297
>>387476362
Literally go live in the woods if you have to.Build something in a field somewhere to live in.

>>387480750
nah how about you go and live in the bum fuck middle of nowhere, faggot. telling me how to live MY life....

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>>387459356
>you'll never get your ass kicked in bloodborne so hard and so often that you'll actually start crying on stream.

>>387481082
Ok faggot

>>387481273
cuck

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>>387474832
Maybe

>>387468728
lol that's exactly what i thought

>>387459356
I think so. I hope so. Better to rot away playing video games where its at least a little interactive than rotting away watching television like everyone else.

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His patreon count just keeps dwindling

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>>387482420

>>387479339
Is that her ex?

>>387468754
>watching a youtube video for 30 seconds

Why would anyone listen to your opinion then?
What a faggot brainlet

>>387482658
Yes, the girl (female) in glasses is DSP's ex-fiancee.

She is/was ten years his junior and they were in a relationship over the course of five years or so, living together for two years. Phil "proposed" in April, and their relationship ended in May.

Phil hasn't been the same since, and it shows in his recent stream antics. I think that the more you bring up the break-up, the sooner he cracks.

>>387482867
This

>>387482886
Well no wonder, his gf was pretty much the only irl person he interacted with.

>>387482886
That's a little bit sad.

>>387483108
A little. But it's more sad that it took her 5 years to realize that he was just stringing her along and never took their relationship seriously.

>>387483034
DSP ditched all his friends for his new home and LP "career".

Anyone have webm of him dumping a whole bag of sugar into his 'authentic Italian sauce'

What is this new youtube policy? Is his channel dead now?

>>387481642
Huh. that managed to unnerve me. Weird.

>>387465380
That's amazing.

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Hello darkness my old friend

>>387459356
I don't see myself even existing in 20 years.

>>387459674
>stanley posting off r9k
cease this

>>387463002
Can't wait for you guys to finally go extinct

>>387483308
They're calling it the adpocalypse. Basically Youtube wants to become television, so anything with too much mature content is getting de-monetized. A lot of ecelebs are taking a hit to their bank accounts because before now nobody cared if you cursed on the internet.

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>>387483605

>>387459356
I will play them unto the grave.

It's like asking if I'll still be reading in 20 years, fucking yes I will, you autistic sack of shit.

>>387459356
I sure fucking hope not. Hell, maybe I'll make it a 20 week challenge. I know I'm unhealthily addicted to them, yet I play them when I have other hobbies that actually develop over time and are applicable to real life skills. Of course, there goes all motivation to learn Japanese, so maybe not. Life is truly a double-edged 1000 times folded sword.

>>387483635
The end of DSP channel?

>>387484334
Probably. He's already moving away from Youtube into Twitch and Patreon more and more with each stumble

>>387484450
>patreon

Probably. I've already been playing video games for over 20 years.

>>387483192
If he proposed he wasn't stringing her along, dude. It sucks and I don't think he should get shit for that. Everything else is alright

>>387461794
This desu

>>387484751
>Takes her to live on the other side of the country and isolates her from friends and family
>Causes friction between her and her family through his selfish greediness
>Ignores her for most of their life together
>Never supports her business
>Proposed in the laziest way possible
>Bought a cheap ass ring online through his girlfriend's Etsy ccount.
I don't want to harp on Phil, but Leana's life can only improve the more she moves away from him

>>387484751
>>387485091
I also want to add that he only proposed to her because Pandalee was flaunting on her Twitter about the fact that she was wearing a fake ring and openly flirting with her co-workers. Phil found out during one of his streams and got triggered as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYJ2h4c-OuQ

>>387485296
No he didn't dumbass. He only proposed because she was going to leave him.

>>387465380
Who's the fella in this pic?

>>387468628
Please post the rest. Dear God I'm crying.

>>387485648
No one knows the actual reason, everyone's still making guesses. There's a lot of people that still think it's because of Phil blogging about the hospital visit

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>>387459356
I've been playing them for damn near close to 40 years. I can the hands and wrists to prove it.

>>387485839
They were already having problems before that happened. He was taking a day off for her because she complained they never spend time.

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I doubt it. I already barely play vidya.

>>387459356

Probably, but I sure as fuck will never masturbate on Twitch.

>>387468534

>sok is pure autism
>assassinated ardnas because he made 2 minute long dsp videos

>>387485729
Just some guy who likes to masturbate on cam for minors.

>>387487334
I-I meant the reaction image. Unless he's the guy who inspire DSParanoia.

>>387485729
Goro Majima from Yakuza-series.

>>387487560
Thanks lad.

Test

>>387486120
He looks like the manager of an office depot

>>387459356
I recorded a let's play with my friends using a camera because of DSP. I didn't know who he was until years later but a friend mentioned him when suggesting it.

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>>387474832
Ye. Going for the rope at 30

>>387459674
Look like a nu-male faggot