*presses f5*

September.

>>387449702
*slowly dies because its clear valve stopped giving a fuck long ago*

Not just using this site
http://www.refreshthis.com/refreshthis.php?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.teamfortress.com%2F&sec=30

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>>387449839
>halloween will be a month away at that point
>yet another (((community driven))) hodgepodge of shit

>>387449839
Do you remember 21st night of september?

So are the forums gone? The standard format is so much better than the Steam discussion page.

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I made this one almost nine months ago ;_;

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>>387449702

>Pyro update taking more than a year to come

>Oh yeah, the MYM thing was also a contest to decide if Heavy or Pyro get their update FIRST

>we will have to wait EVEN LONGER for the heavy update

Are you guys ready to stop defending Valve and admit they ruined this game a while ago?

>>387449702
*presses delete local content*

>>387450257
It's still current anon.
You can fill out the first two. :^)

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>>387450257

>>387450589
fill my white card with your big comic sans font please

Isn't there some big comp event at the end of the month?

Do you guys really think they're going to put out a huge game-changing patch right before that?

>>387450893
nobody fucking plays pyro in comp anyways so whatever man. they probably on't though

>>387450893
No, that's why everyone's pissed off that it wasn't this week because that was probably our last hope to get it this month. Comp shitters ruining everything again I see.

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>>387450487
I actually haven't thought of that oh my god

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>>387450893
like they give a fuck about i61

>>387450487
Its ok nobody likes heavy anyways

>>387451287
i do
>>387451121
update will be delayed because of comp. They cant have a comp tourney if there is a shit ton of rebalances

>>387451287
that's the point, the update is meant to make him better

>>387451550
You cant make him better, Heavy is stuck.

>>387451287

I mean, isn't that the point of these two updates?

Heavy is just pyro but with bullets instead of fire. Both are characters with really not much depth.

>>387451605
I know his gameplay is boring in essence, but they should add weapons that have high risk/reward mechanics.

>>387451716
I hate how you only ever stock or tomislav cause the other miniguns are shit

>>387451507
i understand that but they are fucking notorious for releasing patchess (that also contains rebalances) before etf2l/ugc matches
i61 won't delay the update, it's valve that it's super late as usual

They will embrace friendly hoovy and give him an item that helps the other team more than yours.
No but really Heavy is fucked there is nothing you can do unless you revamp him completely

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>waiting for odyssey
>waiting for tf2
>waiting for mania pc
fuck it I'm so tired of waiting

>>387449702

Who

The fuck

Even

Cares anymore

>>387452296

autists, third worlders, and a guy named bob.

>>387452435
/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over 4chan.
/▌
/\

HEY /V/

you're ugleh

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MERASMUUUS!

UNLESS ITS A FARM

>>387452003
Because heavy has a incredibly shit dps and aim from medium range and beyond. A soldier or demo does his job faster and better, the only way for a heavy to be an actual threat is to have a medic up his ass, but thats more medics fault than heavie's.

The tomislav at least lets him hit shit from more than 2 feet away

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>2015
>Get killed by sniper
>*damn that guy is good*

>2017
>Get killed by sniper
>Check the scoreboard, report that player, play as spy with the cloack and dagger and just stay in front of him, try scout to see if he can manage to hit me, resume the rest of the match with everlasting paranoia

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>60 days since the balance notes blog post
>90 days since the beginning of summer
>230 days since 2017 began
>241 days since the last "major" update (Smissmas 2016), which is also when the last notable set of casual changes came along
>369 days since the Pyro won the war
>408 days since the Meet Your Match update

>6 days until Team Fortress turns 21 years old
>54 days until Team Fortress 2 turns 10 years old
>75 days until Halloween
>130 days until Christmas
Is there still hope, lads?

>>387453919
Almost every game I join there's always a hacker and there's always dipshits that say "LOL salty Dewd"

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>watching a Scout do Mannrobics
>"Who's fat now, mom?! WHO'S FAT NOW?!"
Scout's VA is a treasure

>>387454864
Whats his job now?

>>387450589
>first two
first one

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>>387453352

>>387455020
I know he streams and he does commissions for voice acting

>>387450695
a strange mix of somber laughter and subtle loathing fills my soul.

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>>387454329
>>54 days until Team Fortress 2 turns 10 years old
I think you mean 19

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>>387454329

SO IT SEEMS THE UPDATE IS IN 6 DAYS THEN

>>387452003
>natasha and brass beast are fucking unusable trash
>get a good buff in tough break that helped but weapons are still trash
>get nerfed into oblivion in MyM
??????

YOURE

gotcha FAGGOT

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>remember Engineer update
>playing doublecross with Wranger laser spam across the bridge
Boy those were the days

>I've been trying to permanently switch to different games for 3 years now
>Keep returning to TF2 like an abused wife
Just pull the trigger already, Valve, so I move on.

>>387455298
the series will be 19 the game is 10

>>387455730
The Brass Beast was entirely fine with the 20% damage resistance whilst revved up. It's supposed to turn the Heavy into a slow moving tank.

Natascha shouldn't have damage resistance at all, though. Adding damage resistance makes the user of Natascha harder to kill, which is bad because the weapon is designed to be hard to escape from. Having both damage resistance and slowdown on hit reduces both the victim's fight potential and flight potential. A more fitting upside would be something that aids in making the Heavy harder to escape from, such as a "On hit: Speed boost on wearer for 1 second" (154 HU/s, still slower than a drawn Huntsman Sniper at 160 HU/s).

>>387456337
He's joking about the 9 additional years in development.

Meet your Match was a mistake. It's nothing but trash.

>>387455420
they've frequently said they don't prioritize releasing the update on eventful days, they just release update when it's ready
besides MyM

>>387449931
I want miss Pauling to bully me by making me suck on her sweaty toes

>>387456363
>The Brass Beast was entirely fine with the 20% damage resistance whilst revved up. It's supposed to turn the Heavy into a slow moving tank.
It was not enough. It was still shit and you would be better off in every situation with stick over it.

>>387456493
oh. i guess im the fool

>>387449931
>We might get halloween before pyro update
I will fucking laugh to death

>no halloween update this year
>no nothing this year but some cosmetics for christmas
How would you feel ?

>>387457204
about the same as the last two years where the exact same was the fucking case except of course for BONUS DUCKS which was like getting kicked in the balls while already down.

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>>387457204
>The very first christmas event valve gives everyone 1 free key to use
>Valve now: Oy here fellow fans have some cosmetics!
I don't care anymore. I still have that key.

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>>387457338
>BONUS DUCKS

HELLO
THIS IS TYLER MCVICKER AND THIS
IS VALVE NEWS NETWORK

THE PYRO UPDATE IS COMING TODAY!
TOMORROW!
NEXT WEEK!
NEXT MONTH!
PLEASE KILL ME

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>Here at valve, we don't even have to hire designers anymore, we have stupid suckers making us free items, and we just give them a nice shiny hat they can flaunt around in trade servers and a very small cut of the profit!
>New weapons? We'll put them in a crate!

>>387457784

wait, they gave out a FREE KEY?

I mean, to be honest, I like the stuffed stocking more.
Then again, I didn't play on the last christmas event, did they give anything that time?

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>>387458074
I dont feel like booting up tf2 but yes

>>387458018
>not one, but TWO flare guns that are not only basically the same and take next to no skill to use (i.e. fire and light 3 people on fire for fucking nothing)
>Axtinguisher is still fucking worthless
>powerjack is in that list of weapons that need serious reworking because they're only pulled out to move faster, which is insanely lazy balance (GRU and whip need this fix too)

fucking come on guys.

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>>387450893
i would

>>387458578
>>387450893
same here. These competitive happy fucks are the same ones that whined about the sticky nerf and had it changed within a fucking DAY saying in broke The meta. if the meta changes, you GIT GUD AND CHANGE WITH THE META YOU FUCKS.

>>387458074
>wait, they gave out a FREE KEY?
they did, I just so happened to play TF2 for the first time during that time and I remember thinking its some common thing and I unlocked a crate and got a normal weapon from it

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T-tonight is the night?

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>>387458698
ive been considering paying and hosting a server on my tiny little island just so i can set up the server so that it shuffles all players to different teams 5 seconds before the match ends. people would have no choice but to play here and accept that no matter well or bad your team does winning and losing is literally roll of the team shuffle dice

>>387458909
It's already far too late for that, valve developers work from 11 am to 2 pm with a 2 hour lunch break whenever.

>>387451716
>boring
>he doesn't enjoy mowing down scrubs as an overly enthusiastic russian man
Sometimes you just need to enjoy things for what they are.

>>387458973
>people would have no choice but to play here
no, they would just play on another server. did you forget you don't have a monopoly on servers?

connect 72.5.102.111:27015; password vidya

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>>387459150
>on my tiny little island
>play on another server
lol. enjoy 250-400 ping

>>387459382
they would just pool money and get their own servers or just host a listen server

>>387453919
>be regular on a server
>the same sniper always scores insane headshots on everyone with the Classic (or whatever that TFC rifle is), even the most unlikely ones
>spectate him
>he misses all of his shots, dies, then goes afk until I join a team
Something is fishy, or I really am getting paranoid.

I feel that this is an appropriate song for this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGa1b0m-LWY

>>387458698
That change in June 2014 made the Stickybomb Launcher absolute shit, though. The damage was halved for the first 2 seconds, meaning that it couldn't put out much damage even with great aiming. It also meant that Demomen took longer to take out Sentry Guns as you would have to wait for the bombs to ramp-up to viable damage.

The change they made in December 2014 was actually well thought out. It reduced the blast radius to about 92% of what it originally was. Then they made it so that aerial stickies had 85% of the blast radius (78% of what it was originally) unless they travel far. It made the winbombing ineffective for bad players whilst requiring the best players to up their game to consistently put out high damage stickies. Demomen with perfect sticky aim were uneffected.

>>387459491
>checks to see if there are any tf2 servers with under 200 ping

nope. guess no one has.

>>387459816
where the fuck do you live

>>387459816
Then what makes you think anyone on the Isle of Man is playing a decade old game with no servers?

>>387459893
because we stick together for any game because we have no other options

ill know half my servers players by name and address and ill still fuck with them lol

>>387459965
also if i do it, ill be hosting one server for each of the top 5 games

>mfw 3 hour long game of arma 3
>team shuffle at the last 5 seconds

>>387454329
>96 days until I celebrate my 10 years of playing this game
Say what you will about how shit the game has become, but it's still the best investment I made into a piece of entertainment.

why are tf2 threads so slow ;_;

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I bought TF2 for full price the day it came out, I have about 11 hours in it total.

Shit game for shitters

>>387461589
nothing new to talk about

>>387461714
its okay anon I'm sure theres tons of casual games out there for you

g e t i n h e r e

>>387462259
>>387462259

Get in here scrubs, no spread/crit server and less fucking meme maps!

>>387461589
the games barely got more players then football manager 2017, shits dead as fuck yo

>>387456363
The speed penalty is what makes the brass beast garbage, along with the incredibly long rev up time. By the time you get anywhere and get revved up, you will probably either be dead or have no one to shoot because they heard your slow ass and ran away. The damage resistance doesn't even matter, if you're not overhealed it's only an effective extra 60 health. Which can save you, but not very often when it takes forever to spin down and get moving.

>>387462321
>crit server

Why does /v/ complain about how valve shitted a perfect game with great balance and style yet goes ahead to play on fucking mario kart all crits servers?

Fucking cancer gamemode

>>387463373
>no spread/crit server
>crit server

do you know how to read?

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>>387459520
>Be playing really well as sniper
>Hitting some insane shots
>Start worrying if people are going to doubt me
>Anon has joined team (spectators)
>"Oh fuck"
>Feel somebodys virtual eyes on the back of my neck
>Suddenly become a nervous wreck and miss all my shots.
>Know that my sudden decrease in ability is suspicious as fuck
>Play even worse as a result.

STOP WATCHING ME

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>>387463373
>shitted
calm down pedro nobody cares about your opinion anyway

>>387462927
20% damage resistance actually equates to an effective 375 health (563 with a Medic).

Perhaps lower the spin-up time penalty to 30% slower, like Natascha?

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>>387464050
>20% damage resistance actually equates to an effective 375 health

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if this next major mess of an update(haloween/pyro/anniversary/jungle/frontline/whatever it turns out to be) isn't the best thing this miserable game has ever seen i'm going straight back to starcraft and that's even a worse fate,competitively

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>>387463720
>caring about how others look at you in a game
let em watch, anon

show off those skills

>>387464050

Understandably, pick classes like the sniper and spy are heavy's main counter, and really, they are the only think that can really kill a good medic heavy combo. That's exactly why the max health a heavy can have is 450, and a fully charged headshot does 450.

While having that defense of 20% breaks that balance, let's not fucking forget that shooting a brass beast heavy on the head is the easiest thing to do in the world, I mean, those things just stay perfectly still when they are firing.

Just get a fully charged headshotshot and go for another headshot.

Or just stab the nigga in the back.

>>387460039
>Say what you will about how shit the game has become, but it's still the best investment I made into a piece of entertainment.

same,i still play it from time to time

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>>387450257

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>>387450257

i drop tf 2 almost 5 monts ago, is it worth getting into again?

>>387466472
not until the next update is released.

the game haven't changed in the past 5 months.

Did valve restore quickplay?

>>387466603
nop

>>387466575
that´s a dissapointment

>>387466575
It hasn't changed significantly in over a year.

>>387454329

HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

DO THE MATH!

>>387466729
https://youtu.be/q61tUDCItXo?t=25

>>387456831
SIX DAYS THEN

>>387452290
Whatever you say is CANCER