explain why dragon's dogma is good

not possible, as experiencing a video game is a completely subjective experience, you should try the game and make your judgement

>muh mostly meaningless character creator except for height magically determining your equip weight and stamina
>muh lolis that you can't actually do anything with
>muh metatextual story that's been done hundreds of times before in other mediums
>muh lack of fast travel even though literally everyone cheeses the port crystals as soon as they get them anyway
>muh gimmicky climbing feature that becomes wholly inefficient as soon as you get an archer or mage

>>387448908
i tried playing it twice and thought it was atrocious
but /v/ seems to love it so i want to know why

>>387449029
It's a janky, low-budget action RPG for people who are too contrarian to admit they like Dark Souls.

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>>387449093
>EVERYTHING IS ABOUT DANK SOULES
you probably never played a rpg before dark souls, why do you think your opinion matters?

Longswords

>>387448741
explain why's Todd so damn handsome

>>387448908
wrong, many aspects of a game can be measured objectively, you should try listening to others to influence your purchasing decisions
just don't listen to "professional"
reviewers, obviously

it's ________________fun_________________

I slogged through the whole damn fucking thing. Easily one of the worst games I ever played except for the fact that I was able to roleplay as a lesbian shemale amazon and cuck the king out of his wife.

I just started this game. Lost my fucking shit when Rook spoke in a cutscene and it was clearly a different VA than the one that does him in gameplay. Fucking how was this allowed?

shit game