Nintendo Direct next week

I would get this

>>387362825
I love that. I want it.

>>387362825
Statistically, we're going to get one by the first week in September.

So get your meme guesses out so you can claim your great gram gram works at Nintendo

I would buy that if I could actually buy a fucking Switch.

>>387362825
>$100 for an amiibo + a controller that'll get filthy fucking dirty in no time

amiibos are such fucking cancer, holy shit

tropical freeze on switch plz

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>>387365301
Wipe off your cheeto dust and it won't get dirty, fatty

or just do pic related

I hope4

I'm so fucking tired of Amiibos.

>>387365301
My Wii U Pro controller is still white.

Some people actually wash their hands or avoid eating doritos while holding controllers.

>>387362825
Holy shit... good thing I didnt get a controller yet

>>387365301
>that'll get filthy fucking dirty in no time
Do you even know what sinks and soap are for?
Not our fault you live in a Third-world Shithole where poor hygiene is the norm

>>387364559
I saw about a dozen Switch consoles at my Coast Guard Exchange today. Felt tempted to buy them all just to flip them but that's illegal.

>>387362825
I know this is fake but that shit looks dope as fuck

>>387362825
Just in case anyone thinks that fake is real; the official name of that amiibo is "Mario (Wedding Outfit)" [http://www.nintendo.com/amiibo/detail/mario-wedding-outfit-amiibo-super-mario-odyssey-series] while the OP image calls it "Mario Married".

>>387362825

Have they fixed the broken dpad yet?

>>387365563
>avoid eating doritos
bullshit

Would they ever release a demo of odyssey?

>>387366028
no

>>387366028
Why would they need to? I don't think they need to really convince people the game will be good. The two trailers alone hooked a lot of people.

>>387362825
tempting, but it will be snapped up instantly by autistic collectors and fuckhead scalpers who will charge double what the already ludicrous retail price will be

>>387365938
Just don't eat while you play games, is that so hard, fatty? Take a break occasionally, stretch and grab a snack if you're that hungry, otherwise just drink water while you play as it'll keep your hunger at bay and keep you hydrated.

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>>387366180
>water will keep your hunger at bay
Whatthefuckamireading.jpg

>>387364516
Details on the Zelda DLC
More focus on Odyssey
Details on at least one of the upcoming JRPGs
Some gameplay of one the first party games that was already announced like the Kirby or Yoshi game
Another teaser for either Pokemon Switch or Metroid if we're lucky

>>387366336
no the next two directs will happen at Gamescom, one will focus on Mario Odyssey and the other will be for Metroid Samus Returns

>>387362825
Controller does look nice and I'd possibly get it if it were real, but jesus, that's some pretty crappy designing by whoever shopped this together.

>Implying Nintendo would put "Married" as opposed to "Tux", "Tuxedo", or "Suit"
>"Maried" on the side

>>387366270
Retarded shit from a skeletonlet

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>>387362825

>Lying title
>Fake product

Fuck you double

>>387364516
Fire Emblem comes out next month so I expect a ton of that if it doesn't get one for itself.

>>387366270
If you're a fatso then you're probably misjudging thirst for hunger. Since you overeat but don't hydrate yourself properly, drinking water will satisfy your "hunger" for snacks.

>>387365637
>put $100 controller in the sink
>scrub it real good with the soap
>now you have a $100 piece of junk
>but at least it looks all squeaky clean

>>387367185
You should have put it in the dishwasher, dummie.

Was this thread made by a shill?

>>387365301
I have a laptop that's white and it's fine. There were a lot of reviews complaining about how filthy the computer would get and how hard it was to keep it clean, too, but I haven't had any trouble keeping mine looking nice so I'd be fine with that controller.

>>387362825
who told you ?

i want it

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>>387366270
Just make sure you drink enough.

Predictions:
Arms character that was in that Japanese twitter post is officially revealed
Next piece of Splatoon 2 rolls out (sorry, I don't follow or care about this game so you won't get anything more specific than that out of me)
Yoshi trailer
No Kirby Switch news-thats going to be for March/E3
Maybe one final push for 3DS Metroid?
Reveal of the last of the Zelda DLC (either the opener or the second item to be revealed)
Mario trailer, announcement that DLC is coming
Come play at PAX!!!

>>387366568
>one will focus on Mario Odyssey and the other will be for Metroid Samus Returns
Fuck that shit homie I want a Xenoblade 2 Direct. That's the game that matters.

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>>387369058
>Metroid Samus Returns
>Fuck that shit

>>387369260
>3DS game in 2017
It has no reason to exist.

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>>387370553
And? We're on 4chan. We have no reason to exist.

>>387370553
Never mind its platform.

>dumped to a shovelware studio that never put out a single good game
>amiibos

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>For Gamescom 2017, Nintendo has got not one, but two Direct presentations for you to enjoy.
>The first will take place on 23 August at 3:00pm local time (that's 2pm in the UK) and will be a chance to see more Super Mario Odyssey gameplay with a special developer talk from producer Yoshiaki Koizumi.
>Nintendo Direct on my Birthday

>>387362825
The thing that makes that an obvious fake is that Nintendo is recommending you play Odyssey with separated joy-cons, and the pro controller support is there as an afterthought.

>>387371063
The amiibos are the only good part. Fuck Smash for using the Other M design.

>>387371325
Fuck if I care about the toys themselves, I'm talking on-cart DLC.

>>387371325
>>387371325
>The amiibos are the only good part.
happy meal shit has never been a good thing

>>387371593
They're great.

>>387371765
Buy real figures, pleb.

>teaser for Smash on the Switch
Please?

>>387371815
No thanks.

>>387371959
Why? Are you so much of a corporate drone that you ONLY give money to Nintendo?

>>387371260
No, you're supposed to play with two pro controllers.

>>387372002
>spend hundreds of dollars on a nice looking piece of plastic
>spend ten bucks on a mediocre but serviceable piece of plastic

>>387372002
No.

>>387372219
You buy that plastic because it looks nice and you want to display it, right? If you're not poor you would want a nice quality figure, not amiibo shit.
Don't tell me you actually buy them for the pitiful content that's locked behind them

>>387372330
>If you're not poor
>If
See, now you get it.

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>>387362825
>yfw they announce MHXX localization on the week it releases in Japan.

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that controller looks familar

>>387372554
It's like Nintendo intentionally begs for more lawsuits.

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>>387372554
That controller looks awfully familiar...

>>387364559
If you live in Washington there's some near me

So are we actually getting a Direct or was that bullshit too? It seems like this would be a good time for one, considering it's been a while since the spotlight. We still don't know about that Kirby 3DS game.

>>387366336
>Another teaser for either Pokemon Switch or Metroid if we're lucky

Not a a chance. Pokemon Switch may not eve come out in 2018

You'll get a Ultra Sun/Moon trailer and a "Hey remember Pokken DX is coming out please buy it"

>>387368446
>>I hate college and I hate white people
>Getting this anally devastated that you take a picture of some guy bringing a jug of water to class that you take a picture of it and post it on Twitter

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>>387372948
That controller looks very familiar.

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>>387372948
is just coincidence

>>387373317
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

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>>387372554
Hmmm...

>>387373405
They couldn't fit the board on human-sized controllers so they went with that.

>>387373313
I love this damn controller. The Saturn was the most aesthetic console ever.

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>>387373405
I have big American hands and I unironically loved the Duke. the later controllers were too small and the start, back, black, and white buttons ended up in retarded positions instead of their original perfectly natural ones

>>387371063
>dumped to a shovelware studio that never put out a single good game

You mean like what Retro used to be pre-Nintendo?

You mean like what Rare became post-Nintendo?

>>387370553
a-at least we're getting persona Q 2

>>387373646
i don't see any problem with moving back and start, but they did fuck up black and white.

>>387362825
>no snes coloured buttons
Dropped

>>387373405
>"We have the dreamcast patents thanks to Peter Moore, but how can we make it say 'the bigger the better' without it being true?"

>>387368446
>800x800
Fucking fat useless animal

>>387364559
Gamestop and walmart just got restocked today

>>387362825
hey, ninty, love ya
but could you slow down with all this jewery

>>387371882
Probably saving that for their NWC in October alongside Mother 3 localization announcement with Itoi behind the camera again.

>>387374562
That image is a deviant art mock up.

>>387365637
>>387365563
>>387365478
>hurr le unwashed virgin gamer meme

Fuck off back to facebook, cunts

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>>387362825
fuck off OP

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>>387368446

I just spent the last 10 minutes up and down my house imagining myself as Chad feeling THIRSTY.

>>387364559
istocknow.com, that's how I found mine in early July, during the worst of the drought.