"Say CJ, you gonna crash the car again?"

>>387357864
wATcH ThE ROaD moThErfUcKEr

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>>387357864
Fuck you Ryder!

>>387357864
I LOVE A RAINY NIGHT, I LOVE A RAINY NIGHT.
I LOVE TO FEEL THE RAIN ON MY FACE, TASTE THE RAIN ON MY LIPS

>>387358943
IN THE DESERT, YOU CAN'T REMEMBER YOUR NAME

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>gta game
>game constantly mocks the player character for being an absolute retard while driving
san andreas was fucking gold

I used to ramp up the wanted level just to dogfight the military jet plane with a WW2 plane. Man good times..

IN FUCKING GTA 5 I CANT I THOUGH VIDEOGAMES SUPPOSE TO BE FUN

Thanks doc

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I'm too fat for this shit.

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>>387359898
>YOU THINK YOU CAN DEAL WITH A FAT MAN, HUH?

>>387358943
Raaaain, raaaaainy rain
eeey reggae raaccas, it's gon be rainy, cover your eads

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>>387357864
>Do the club dancing mini game
>*CALIFORNIA... KNOWS HOW TO PARTY starts playing*

>>387359286
>"I'm saying that the East Coast made you drive like an idiot, fool. Man, you always crashing cars and shit."
The fucking nigga always complained about your driving.

>>387357864
With no survivors

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>>387359898
>when someone pulls fat cj out of thr car
>"How the fuck can you pull me around?"

>>387357864
>play trough the game until that point
>made sure not to wreck or damage any car i drove during missions at all
>he still insulted me for my driving and crashing cars
Fuck you Ryder!

>>387360663
>>387360938
>escape the ghetto
>your new """""""bro"""""""" Caesar tells you to get driving lessons
Will people ever stop bullying CJ?