Best CK2 Stories

Man even though it is for normies, GoT has some good costume work

>>387346023
learn how to exploit the shitty game mechanics and piss poor AI

nothing really interesting ever happens to me
>start as welsh
>conquer wales + a few territories further east and south
>meanwhile proto-england takes everything else
>basically sit on my hands and suck england's dick for like 2 generations hoping they don't invade
>become their greatest, most trusted ally in the world
>they get invaded by some continental cunts (who they beat) and then have a huge fuck-off civil war
>their military is in absolute shambles
>hire a company of mercenaries and take all of britain
but that's probably what everyone's first successful game looks like

>>387346023
west africa is a terrible start. muslims are op.

>>387346616
nah i just cheat join the satanists and blob the whole europe

>>387346151
No it literally doesnt you tasteless fag

which DLC is worth pirating?

>>387347689
all except aztecs

>>387346151
it has a lot of good going for it, you shouldnt not enjoy it just because it's popular you hipster faggot

>>387346023
>start at the earliest starting point in Cornwall
>want to unite Britain in a single life
>making decent progress until I start conquering Scotland
>endless rebellions and paying mercs puts me in debt
>finally secure a stable England
>On to finish what I started with Scotland
>One by one the northern counties fall under my rule
>Old age catching up to me
>I get wounded while leading my troops in the north
>I place my eldest son at vanguard in my old position, with my second son and my brother in his flanks
>while they conquer the scots I tutor my grandson at home
>The eve before the final battle for the last independent Scottish county I pass away in my sleep
>My son unites the kingdom, finishing his fathers dream
>As he marches into the capital victorious he is crowned the first king of a united Britain

I'll always remember that playthrough

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>>387347767
Lol. That shit isn't even worth stealing.

>>387346151
No it doesn't. It looks like lower budget lord of the rings with washed out color palettes because that equals muh realsm

>>387348176
gee billy two roman empires?

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>>387348434
>>387348176

>>387346151
By what metric you retard?

What parameters dictate if someone will vote for you in an elected title? I know its not just popularity as children of the current ruler seem to get an edge and so do men if woman are allowed.