What do you think about Princess Zelda?

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>>387342524
She needs her own game. So many of her various incarnations, Sheik and Tetra in particular, have design concepts that entire games could be built around yet Ninendo repeatedly chooses not to for reasons I do not understand.

>>387342590
It must of felt so good to let one out after 100 years

>>387342524
She has a pretty phat ass now.

>>387342827
How do you think it smelled?

brap posting isn't funny

>>387342960
That's because it's not supposed to be funny. It's incredibly hot, idiot

>>387342524
pathetic shape. would not penetrate

>>387342524
Someone post all the different Zeldas (OoT, TP, WW, etc...)commenting on stuff.

>>387342524
I don't care about her.

>>387342827
I've not played BOTW yet. What is this 100 year fart meme?

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>panties outline
>not thong
Did the artist even play the game?

>>387342524
>poor man' s dagger

Keep trying.

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Why can't Nintendo just come clean with the romance in Zelda games? They always leave it hanging in the air despite some games being very obvious with it (Spirit Tracks, Skyward Sword).

>>387343354
Zelda and Link are in different forms of stasis for 100 years and then Link wakes up and BOTW begins.

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>>387343497

>>387343251
Please

She has a nice forehead.

>>387343693
Ah, thanks senpai

>>387343684
Do you people feel so alone that you need romance shoved down your throat every second of your lives?

>>387343684
It's a Japanese thing. Their extreme social awkwardness is not a meme or an anime thing, it's actually a lot worse IRL, and that makes intimate things like love and relationships all the more awkward and subtle.

>>387344376
Not him, but I certainly do. What gives?

>>387344443
Romance is overplayed. Platonic friendship is underplayed.

>>387344514
If I wanted platonic friendships I'd just go outside, so no, thanks.

>>387343684
Because the last thing Zelda games need is to have romance shoved down the players throat.

>>387342731
CD-I zelda games

>>387344574
There are other games for you then.

>>387344574
Just go outside and try to be nice anon, I'm sure there's an ugly woman desperate for your dick somewhere.

>>387342524
Fans focus on her average ass because she has a potato face.

>>387344586
>shoved down the players throat.
But it's pretty well developed, all things considered? You see how she doesn't like Link at all at the beginning, but little by little she opens to him and she even makes an effort to understand why is he fucking mute.

>>387344806
The problem is that I have standards. So I need to find a pretty girl with no standards of her own. Pretty damn hard.

>>387344376
I hate it. I'm so burnt out on it. There always, always, always has to be some girl clinging to the MC. That ruins games, books, movies, and shows for me. I want my MC to be free and not have some woman forced on him. There are so much more interesting ideas to explore in a story than just romance anyway.

>>387344921
I respect your self awareness.

Zelda is not a hetshit, she's a lesbian. She would never love link.

>>387344921
Drop them. Being with a woman makes you more desirable for other women, for some unknown reason.

>>387345185
>for some unknown reason.
It's because they're animals. No, seriously, it's their animal instinct kicking in, since they see other females find you're a suitable mate, so they try to compete over your gene pool.

>>387342524

>>387345402
I guess that's a good rule of thumb if your brain is the size of a pea.

>>387344376
Fuck off Chad

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Would make love to and marry/10

>>387342524
I want to fuck that butt!

>>387346165
Pig gannon looks so weird, I know that he was orignially a pig but the human form fits him way better

>>387346195
There is something weird about it. Can't put my finger on it... but it's like it's half an ass...

>>387344613
What are those? I never heard of a CeeDee-Eye.

>>387343684
>>387344883
Link is supposed to be relatable. The last thing a zelda game needs is forced romance, the cutscenes were cringy enough as is.

And it isn't "well developed," in BoTW at least. Link literally had no reaction to any of Zelda annoying bullshit or Mipha.

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females are ugly and inferior

>>387345402
>>387345904
Most women want men who are in relationships and most men want any women.

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>>387344376
I want more stories about established romance, like a couple just doing things together without playing up their love for each other

What's the point of making a story of the guy trying to get the girl or vice versa if we already know they'll succeed in the end?

>>387346634
Fuck. Catch 22 shit right there.

>>387344613
Why does somebody always need to do this?

>>387346553
If you really felt that way you wouldn't be lusting after a boy that looks like a girl. Link fans are straights in denial.

>>387346165
I really like this.

>>387346838
Agreed. I would like to see the DLC play upon that.

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>>387343684
Learn to read between the lines. The games don't need to be explicit but you can tell when they have the hots for each other.