Whats the fastest way to lose a friend?

I don't know, I've never had one

"Hey, do you wanna play Dokapon Kingdom?"

>>387337930
Bitch and complain all day about it even after you stole it back with interest and won the game.

>>387338568
fuck you

>>387337930
By being yourself

>>387338625
It's funny I'm still friends with the people I played that with, but I remember the night I vomited on a guy after we had been playing for 13 hours. I didn't say sorry; he deserved it.

>>387337930
Make sexual advances on them

>>387337930
Be a useless shit, complain about everyone around you because they don't buy your bullshit, and threaten your "friends" with suicide if they get sick of your shit.

I'm talking about you Wil. You're a manchild, coddled fucking baby and everyone is sick of your shit.

>>387337930
go full leftard and/or tranny.

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/tg/ here. This isn't /v/, but this is the answer outside of breaking the law in some way or form.

Though this game encourages you to break the law anyways.

>>387337930
dunno but they're all gone anyways

>>387337930
Wrong them to the point where nothing you could do would make up for your horrible mistake.

>steal a star
>select random

they cant get mad at you

>>387339827
Of course they can.

>>387338568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAHC7wE7SUU

>>387337930
I thought these games strengthed friendship

>remember that time anon stole your star
>yeah you bitch

isn't playful banter like a good thing?

I'm still good friends with people I used to play risk/halo with in highschool

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>>387340282
You think this is a fucking game?

Heads roll each time someone plays Mario Party.

>>387340282
Risk/Halo isn't Mario Party
Fuck Mario Party

>>387337930
actually its a great way to build friendship, unless you are a little bitch baby that gets angry when losing in video games

>>387340820
>unless you are a little bitch baby that gets angry when losing in video games
Whoa you just described every human being.

>>387340876
>little bitch baby confirmed
how does it feel to know that all your friends laugh at your back knowing you cry like a bitch for losing?

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>>387337930
Borrow money,

100% way.

>>387341085
Everyone I know gets buttmad when they get a star stolen in Mario Party.

Mario Party livestreams I've watched of normally calm, non-potty-mouthed people reveal them to be absolute dickholes who even gang up on someone during the games.

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Say that "you don't like girls."
I'm not even gay they just interpreted it as that. I had to play Smash alone.

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>>387337930
Alls fair in love and war

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>>387337930
>yfw CHANCE TIME!

>>387340618
>Risk

Fuck risk. I was raping my friends in that game and then the last one left managed to get god rolls and just burn through my entire army. Luckily he didn't have enough soldiers to keep going and I whipped him shortly after but it was still bullshit.

>>387339012
>>387339210

i didn't ask for these feels

>>387338959
>played Dokapon with 2 friends
>add 4th player computer for fun
>most of our abuse went directed at the computer player
Including the CPU player was a mistake. Too bad everybody's too busy now to be able to pull another Dokapon game.

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>>387337930
Either Monopoly or MarioKart

Mariokart is fucking hardcore shit

>>387338568
fpbp

>>387338568
I'll be your friend, anon! :3

>>387339123
Diplomacy is so pedantic and boring. Even my friends who love playing boardgames and being bastards don't like playing it. By the time it gets to the actual backstabbing, everyone has lost interest already.

Same thing with Risk.

anyone have the screen of Mario Party 6 wher Daisy has to give like 15 stars to Toadette?

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>>387345867

>>387346415
thank you.

>>387344178
Put this dress on then.

One time my friend went past a boo space, sent it to steal coins from me just to consume my anti boo spray item, then used a reverse mushroom on himself to go back over it again and steal my star

>>387338625
>wanted to be a spellsword because it sounded cool
>HP and defense is better than attack and magic attack
I was the salty one

>>387346612
>your friend steals a star from you even though you're not even in first place
Curtis, I know you're still mad about me fucking your sister but geez man, that's going way too far.

>>387337930
Fucking his girlfriend and getting caught.

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>Playing moba with friend
>We are both good at the game but I was always good trashtalker
>Someone on team is throwing a hissyfit so I pull my classic shittalk combo
>Takes it like a bitch and leaves
>We lose
>Friend rages for a good minue and quits too not talking to me for two months
JEJ