Are you going to buy Stoya's game anon?

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>>387310479
I'm going to pirate it, after hearing about the lootbox shit on a single player I decided that these guys don't even deserve the 5 bucks that I paid for the first game.

Fuck no. The first one was one of the absolute worst games I have ever played.

>>387310479
>SJWs are assblasted because Shelob is a human woman now and it's wrong with the lore
>Shadow of Mordor was already raping LotR lore in every possible way
If they really cared they would be offended back then. They are just mad because it's a "sexy womyn".

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I liked the first game, but the lore rape and the shit I've heard about the sequel is putting me off buying it.

What do?

when the 10 dollar complete version comes out, sure. when it comes to wb games do the right thing: warn a brother.

>>387310479
Maybe at half price or pre-owned or something. Might even borrow it off a friend if I'm lucky and one of them decides to buy it.

>>387312540
Don't support unethical business practices.

Either pirate the game once it's cracked or get it dirt cheap (5 bucks max)

>>387310479
She reminds me of someone. Can't put my finger on it.

cant wait for the sfm model

>>387312493
I'm a tolkien fan and the shelob thing is so ungodly and profoundly stupid it managed to piss me off MORE even after I found out about the light lord bullshit

this goes beyond lore rape, this is some kind of revenge scheme
like the director was molested as a kid by his dad who loved dressing up as gandalf during the act

that's literally the only explanation I can think of

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>>387312632
But I don't want spoilers, and I'd like to play it in the next year or so.

You're right though, I guess I'll wait.

>>387310479
She is beautiful. Is she modeled after a real woman?

>>387310479
Was going to, but the microtransactions and loot boxes singlehandedly killed any interest in supporting this business practice.

Maybe when it goes on sale a year from now with all the DLC for like $20, like I did when Shadow of Mordor went on sale with all DLC for $5

Until that time, Warner Bros can rot.

I like the idea of the nemesis system so please
PUT IT IN A GAME THAT DOESN'T ACTIVELY SKULLFUCK ONE OF MY FAVORITE BOOKS

>>387312540
The first game was already lore rape so if it didnt bother you there it won't bother you now.

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>>387312686
No

>>387312821
>No similarities
lol

>REEEEEEE LORE RAPE
It's literally an alternate universe. They can do whatever they want.

>>387312821
Why is she smiling?

>>387312905
Someone told a funny joke

>>387312493
>>387312540
>>387312680
>>387312772
It takes place in its own seperate universe though

>>387312905
She genuinely likes her job.

>>387312905
Because she's getting culturally enriched

>>387311717
I was mad about shelob being a human woman not because it's wrong with the lore but because it's just horrible character design

>>387313013
shes taking the blacc???

>>387310479
only if I get the Jade treatment from Stoya

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>>387312576
Underrated

>>387310479
Stoya is fucking disgusting. How can anyone fap to her?

>>387313876
Name some better actresses then.

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>>387312632
>unethical business practices
How is charging as much as you can for a luxury product unethical?

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>>387312576
You motherfucker.

>>387313958
Gianna Michaels (muted audio)

>>387314406
Ahahaha I get it.

>>387312493
>SJWs
What
Since when were Tolkien loyalists SJWs

>>387312493
>SJWs
Tolkien is as conservative as fantasy gets, SJWs are probably cheering at how much these games rape the lore

and the Mountain Blade mod remains the only good LotR game

>>387310479
Shelob? Why did they just put in some new vampire, those exist in Tolkien lore. Turning Shelob into a human just to add fap bait makes zero sense.

>>387310479
>he didn't buy stoya's fleshlight

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>>387314610
>Mountain Blade

>>387314689
*why didn't they
LOTRO did a whole lot better with OC stuff. These guys clearly just don't give a fuck and rely on the Middle-earth trademark alone.

>>387314724
why would it be bait? the game and mod is solid.

>>387313958
>people who take cock and cum to the face on camera in a cum factory
>"""""actresses"""""
fucking wew lad

>>387312576
Unironically this. Member when WB Games did a solid game? Me neither.

>>387315289
They're the thing that killed LOTRO

>>387313958
Noelle Easton you fucking plebs.

>>387315430
Don't forget cucking all PC players of MKX.

why is wb so hellbent on shitting all over Tolkien

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But what was Sauron's tax policy?

>>387312646
Stoya.
She does porn.

>>387314805
>mountain

I hope you like poo in loo together with your lore rape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R8AS-usomo

>>387316817
How fucking new are you?

>>387310479
>always online because of lootboxes
Into the trash it goes

>microtransactions in a SP game
Won't even pirate it.

> muh buh huh online only
> 2017
> people still not able to emulate a server

Fuck I hate this board. This place is fulfilled by kids who just know how to plug some cable on their TV.

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>people are complaining that is sexy

wb women get uglier and uglier every game

>>387313238
No, she got pardoned by the King himself

>>387313958
Mia Malkova

> As a Tolkien fan

Love to read this from every motherfucker who discovered Tolkien by watching the shitty movies.

>>387312905
She's getting ganked

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>>387317863

>>387317875
I love watching fedoras project

>>387314375
even dog shit is luxurious if i charge enough for it

>>387317865
Didn't she fuck someone with her mother in the background?

>>387316817
>he never got the mountain blade

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>>387314813
Some of them are pretty great at acting.

>>387318034
Yes
Shit is fucking insane, the ultimate slut

Fuck that feminist dumb bitch. Also her voice is like nails on a chalkboard

>>387318034
Was it one of those fake "mother and daughter threesome" videos?

>>387318125
>grow to hate what you've become
>claim you never liked it

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>>387318278
This.

Pornstars are female.
Females hit the wall eventually, its unavoidable.
They claim to hate what they did (as they can't just pretend it never happened)
Claim it was acting
lel

>>387318265
No, it was real. Her mother brought her to a shoot and the guy offered more money if she was sitting in the background. Something like that.

>>387314689
Eh, Shelob's the daughter of a shapeshifter who could speak, and while she never demonstrates those capabilities herself in the books it's never explicitly said she can't do so herself. It's also much easier to manipulate someone when you look like them instead of a horrific giant spider.

That reveal trailer taught me that if there were shapeshifting monstrosities among us, all they'd have to do is change into an attractive female and they'd be able to scarf down 95% of youtube commentators no problem who are apparently under the delusion that taking a human form means they aren't a monster anymore.

>Replacing a giant spider with a sexy woman

I don't normally agree with leftists but that's pretty misogynistic

>>387312873
>It's literally an alternate universe. They can do whatever they want.
Why the LotR setting if you aren't going to use the lore, which is objectively the best part of Tolkien's work?

>>387318125
> I was doing porn because I needed money
> I never enjoyed it
> But I was too classy to just work at Burger King/Walmart

>>387318481
>but that's pretty misogynistic
Grow a pair you fucking twat

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I enjoyed the combat in the first game since it was a straight rip off of the arkham games combat.
The nemesis system was alright but it just didn't feel as dynsmic as it should have been, and I don't like baby sitting my orcs in every power struggle because they can't move up the ranks without me
I was interested in Shadow of War since it kept the same combat and expanded upon the nemesis system but the loot boxes killed this for me

Reminder that James Deen raped Stoya while they were going out.

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>>387317863

>>387315641
>But what was Sauron's tax policy?
Implying that fat hack gives a fuck.

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>>387318481
>I don't normally agree with leftists
That's a shame because you are one.

>>387314406
More like Gianna Michaels but as .mp3

>>387318604
Why

>>387310479
I don't support groups of enemies that only attack you one after another instead of all at once
And I also don't support shit combat in general

>>387318518
To be fair, if you're good at it, there's way more money in porn than a shitty retail job.

>>387318554
Good post

I loved the first one, right up until the fucking ending. Legitimately the WORST ending I've ever seen in a game.

> "Finally, Hand of Sauron, I shall avenge my family"
> "Oh wait, you've...turned into Sauron for no reason, now you've been beaten in a 15 second QTE"

>>387318481
It's pretty misandrist that only men are allowed to be ugly monstrosities.

>>387310479
I want to lick Shelob's feet.

>>387318549
hot

>>387318673
Except that the shitty retail job don't remain on the internet for ever.

>>387310479
I WANT TO IMPALE THAT SPIDER WITH MY PHALLIC COCK

>>387318481
What the fuck is misogynistic about that you monumental faggot
Spiders are not associated with attractive women, no stereotype or trope is being fulfilled

>>387314558
>No living man am I! You look upon a woman! Éowyn I am, Éomund's daughter. Begone if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him!

>>387318759
And?

>>387318802
because why can't it just be the spider, why does it have to be a woman with big boobs? It's exploitative and makes a mockery out of women as just sex objects

>>387318481
no, that's pretty arachnophobic

>>387318914
What difference would it make if her breasts were small? None.

>>387311653
I don't know about that one anon, always online games do take a long while to get cracked if they ever do, shit SoM was 4 dollars within 2 years, So i'm gonna wait and hope for a crack too

>>387318914
>It's exploitative
Just because you're a fat landwhale does not mean every other woman is.

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>>387318772
not for sexual!

>>387318481
>that's pretty misogynistic
what

>>387318914
I mean I understand that this is bait but you still need to reevaluate your life

>>387310479
>"Human lady, giant spider? It's all the same really. As long as I get to fuck up more Tolkien lore."

I didn't accept the first game's bullshit and I'm not accepting this ones. It's like they're doing it on purpose.

>>387319027
Is... is that rape?

>>387318914
>big boobs

What big boobs?

>>387314704
Doesn't look enjoyable.

>>387318673
> That lack of judgment

Must be hard to be 14 without a single idea of how the world works.

>>387318125
salty af

>>387318772
>phallic cock
lmao look at this faggot he doesn't even have a hemipenis

>>387318914
It's because pretty girls trap men in their nets
It's like pottery

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>de Plater's approach to Shelob comes from an interpretation that she and Gollum are, in fact, the unsung heroes of The Lord of the Rings. Put simply, it's his take that Frodo fails to cast the ring into the fires of Mount Doom at the crucial moment - instead Gollum succeeds where he cannot (albeit tumbling into the fire himself along the way).

>According to de Plater, that weakness in Frodo was something Shelob sensed, making a pact with Gollum and hastening him on his way to Mount Doom and the final confrontation that saw the ring destroyed. It also goes some way to explaining why Shelob tried to eat Frodo in The Two Towers.

>"Galadriel basically manipulated and sent people off on these different quests [testing the Fellowship with the mirror in Lothlórien] but ultimately left to themselves that quest [to destroy the ring] would have failed. Then you think of Shelob as almost the dark mirror to her, who actually had this minion [Gollum] that... if you think about it in a way, ultimately succeeded.

>"it felt like Gandalf and Galadriel kind of lied to them [the Fellowship] a little bit about their chances and what differentiates Shelob is that she's completely honest.. So she's evil, or perceived as evil, but she has this honesty to her,"

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017-08-15-why-shelob-is-a-woman-in-shadow-of-war

Why are post-modernist Marxists always so predictable?

>>387319125
It's okay, anon. You'll stop caring what other people do with themselves when you grow up.

>>387312493
I wonder if you can make her gobble your Shelob

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>she's modestly dressed
>they still complain about her being too sexy

Really makes you think

>>387318914
Back to Whole Cake Island with you

>>387318820
>Wanting to protect those that you love makes you an SJW

Being rejected by the man that she loved and being unable to help her people in their hour of need caused Eowyn to turn to despair. She was the exact opposite of 'strong independent wymen that needs no man'. She had lost all meaning in her life and was looking for an honourable def.

Faramir and Eowyn ending up together was the best ending for both of them. They are perfect to angst and heal together.

>>387310479
Why the fuck does the graphics looks worse than the first game?

>>387319448
Ok, I don't get the complaints about big boobs.
It's like they're not complaining just because of the presence of women.
It's like /v/, but it's also the opposite of /v/

>>387319448
Well you know it was a spider in the books/movie, not a hot girl guys can gawk over. Why is there all this male gaze shit in games?

>>387319496
did you just use def instead of death

>>387316902
Man, that was bad.
So that street shitter is not only a horrible actor he also sucks at voice acting.
Real multi talent.

>>387319619
They can complain about that without constantly bringing up how attractive she is, but of course a hot woman is more of an issue for them than the lore rape.

>>387319619
>male gaze
>ugh-posting on /v/

You have to go back.
Also if you want an answer, it's because proper games are still mostly played by men and the few women who enjoy them mostly don't mind it either, also because there is generally enough material for the female gaze.

>>387319448
I had no problem with Tracer ass, but this is a giant spider that is now an human woman because men have dicks. It's blatant and stupid. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fap to Quelaag and Quelaan.

>>387319448
>modestly dressed
>exposed feet

>>387319962
You hypocritical motherfuc- wait
Shit, what if Shelob transforms in-game..?
Shit. That's hot.

>>387319619
pls be bait

>>387310479
I'll wait until it's less than 10€

>>387319448

>this is considered modest

No wonder the western world is in shambles

>>387319221
Just fucking kill me

>>387320417
Don't worry, I'm sure someone will mod a burka in for you.

>>387320417
Dresses have always been ladylike. I don't see the issue.

>>387318802
>what is "the black widow"

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>>387319027
nature is fucking disgusting. sex should be illegal

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>>387320417
This inshallah

>>387310479
After what happened in the first game, they could turn Sauron into a chick and I wouldn't care

>>387319027
Okay, that's just wrong

>>387314610
I guess if you're looking for a book like experience, but I recall the movie licensed games being decent bargain games, both the console beat 'em ups and the handheld RPGs. Nothing spectacular, but if you wanted movie stuff they were good.

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>>387319221

>>387310479
is she like a drider?

>>387322587
No just, some girl in a black dress. The most boring of all possible options really.

>>387312646
Milla?

>>387319221
What the fuck am i reading!?

JUST SAY YOU PREFER TO ANIMATE AND MODEL A HUMAN YOU FUCKING HACK!

>>387310479
Is stoya mo caped for this game? If yes post source

>>387312493
What in the fuck do SJWs have to do with this? Do you even know what your buzzwords mean, or do you just pick a boogeyman at random now?

>>387319221
>So she's evil, or perceived as evil
>so make her a human woman who wears a
>wait for it
>BLACK dress
>OMFG genius

>>387317863
I don't get it

>>387319015
Its not always online. Market requires internet connection only

>>387319126
might have to change their diets if that's the case

>>387312493
They're assblasted about the woman thing. They don't give a shit about lore, they never did.

>>387313958
Elena Koshka
Lily Labeau
Alexa Grace
Cadey Mercury
Have some class bro

I couldn't care less about it being unfaithful to the lore.
But I'm not gonna buy a game that has monetized loot boxes for a single player game.

>>387322530
Really, it's not that inaccurate, though. Frodo failed at the end, and chose to keep the ring for himself. Now, in the end it was only destroyed because Gollum tripped, not because his Smeagol personality re-emerged and chose to throw the ring into the lava, but the core notion that Frodo was too weak isn't wrong. It'd make more sense if the guy said Shelob sensed that and wanted to kill Frodo in the hopes that Sam would go on and finish the job instead.

>>387318125
>"""""""""acting"""""""""""

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>>387324279
don't know the latter two but if they're as hot as Lily Labeau and Elena Koshka, I'm checking them out
good taste

>>387321530
I thought Zizek would be the kind of prof who'd pretend to be impressed by his female students' bright intellect so he could bang them

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>>387319221
Holy fucking shit, I'm going to have a stroke. Fuck politics, this guy is a retard in the literal sense, the kind you wouldn't trust to hold a pen without ramming it up their urethra, let alone hire as a creative VP as these equally 'imaginative' devs have done.

Even a preschooler would be able to comprehend that Gollum was nothing but a low, covetous creature whose sole desire was getting his 'Precious' back, and his role in destroying the Ring being nothing but predestined circumstance. Or that Gandalf AND Galadriel were both nothing but brutally honest concerning the Party's minimal chances at survival, let alone victory, and the corrupting influence of the Ring, or that Shelob was just some irrelevant fucking bug scrounging for easy meals. And guess what, this faggot's an absolute joke of a Leftist too, considering Samwise Gamgee is the obvious people's hero who bails out the chosen Hobbit elite when he gets ganked.

I thought the pot-soaked hippies and the musty war nerds spouting 'dude Adolf Sauron lmao!' were obnoxious enough when they appropriated Tolkien's work, but this takes the whole bloody Lembas cake and wipes its ass with it.

>>387315641

"Meat's back on the menu"

>>387318914
>Main dude has something spider wants
>Spider is super spooky and people tend to either run away or try to kill her
>Spider has the power to turn into hot lady
>Spider turns into hot lady
>Now Spider has a better chance at getting thing she wants

>>387319448
>women in muslim countries have to wear hijab because the men their can't control their appendages otherwise
>SJWs in western societies think that's better than being able to dress sexy if you want to

>>387318460
>Eh,

SHUT THE FUCK UP

post stoya gif

>mfw I bought bam ham arkham knight
not falling again for this shit

>>387326046
>spider wants the ring
>spider can shapeshift
It's a spider that eats meat and shits other spiders.

>>387326259
Apparently not, in the "Shadow of" universe

>>387326259
>shits other spiders
so, a female?

>>387324279
>Any of what you just named
>Class
If 'class' means 'the most boring taste possible' then sure.

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>the world suddenly hates big boobs
what happened?

>>387326594
>a female
Spider.

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>>387326719
pretty much women with insecurity problems happened

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>>387318125
Dat coke-crack face ayy lmao.

>>387326259
In this version of the setting, Sauron kicked her out of her territory and annexed it himself, which is what she's so pissed off about.

>>387329053
why doesnt she call up her mom and eat sauron

>>387329053
>when you're so angry you shapeshift into a pornstar

>>387310479
Why doesn't it look anything like her?

>>387329267

Can't, she's dead. Jury's out on whether she ate herself out of sheer hunger or got slain by Earendil.

Besides, if she was alive, the entirety of Middle Earth would be about as fucked as Tokyo in a Godzilla movie. This isn't hyperbole, considering she nearly ate Tolkien's knockoff of Satan for breakfast.