Ok /v/ - if you could have any video game character's body, who would it be?
>>387303104
>not wanting to be a q.t. genki tomboy
Phagget.
fgo more like goty
The peak of male perfomance.
I never understood the "legendary tier fighter has fuckload of scars everywhere including the face". You'd think the better you get the less you allow sharp objects slash at your body.
>>387303104
>>387303674
Scarred equals experienced.
>>387303674
The scars are based on Book Geralt, who is not the legendary wargod he is in the games. In the books he gets his shit pushed in by single monsters and is pretty much fucked in an ambush. That said, you don't become amazing at fighting unless you fight a fuckload, and you are gonna get some scars if you're always fighting, no matter how good you've gotten, especially if one of the things you're fighting is various monsters.
>>387303674
because shit happens. When you constantly are in life or death situations and fighting dangerous beings you should expect some scars
Either of these would be fine.
Do i get their body's physical abilities as well or just appearance?
>>387303674
Becaue in books Geralt is not a fucking meat grinder. One drowner can murder you if you're not careful enough. Even if you're a witcher.
>>387304404
Good choice. I really hate how recent games have forgotten Samus is supposed to be /fit/.
>male
>female
>>387303175
Did she edit her butthole out? Pretty sure you could see a little of it in that position.
>>387304508
They only have them when they want them.
>>387303104
Those scars look terrible
Including the augs, BUT only if I had his immunity and didn't need the drugs to keep them.
>>387304508
>>387303104
>>387304404
>>387304003
>>387303731
>>387303175
>>387304810
How come so many people want to be a girl. Are there actually tons of girls on /v/?
>>387304839
Perfection.
>>387304875
We're all little girls here, anon.
>>387303175
The worst thing about Nier is this design. It's so stupid and needlessly sexy
>>387304875
No grills, only mentally deranged faggots who have been so scarred by rejection that they have deluded themselves into thinking that having tits will change the fact that nobody likes them
things would be different if i were a sword
>>387303104
>>387304875
stfu fag
>>387304957
No it isn't. It's classy and cute.
>>387304980
>biting so hard into the "degenerate" meme that you forget that 4chan has always been little girls
>>387305147
/a/ is little girls you retard.
Me.
>>387303104
Surprised no one has said Liquid Snake yet. Well, he's my choice as long as Foxdie is not created here.
>>387305171
In the beginning, we were all the same board.
And we all wanted to be the little girl.
>>387304691
Gotta agree with you here.
>>387305171
>implying there are boys in the internet
Pecs or gtfo.
>>387303674
No one is born a badass, they have to earn that title. The scars are proof.
>>387305221
Right disregard me I suck cock, the first board was /b/ right? Then other boards were added. And at the time /b/ was anime and random or something.
I want to be a slut.
Lets go full meta for a second. I'll take Wolverine's body if it comes with his powers.
>>387303104
>>387305778
Why?
>>387304875
There no girls here only mentally ill fat faggots.
Its disgusting and sad at the dame time t bh.
>>387306670
You say this, but we both know you want to fuck my ass, lol.
>Most of /v/ rather be a girl getting fucked
>Not wanting to be both immortal and very handsome whilst fucking girls
>>387303782
I need MIGHTY VEINS to supply my MIGHTY MUSCLES with MIGHTY BLOOD. BEEFCAKE! BEEFCAAAAAAAAKE!
>not being a /fit/ and rugged soldier with a bionic arm
Impressed by the lack of taste in this thread.
>>387306515
If you have to ask, you won't understand.
>>387307954
Is it because you wish to have children?
>80 years old
>still looks better than you
jack cayman
>Everyone wants to be little girls
Predictabo
>>387308059
*40
>>387308309
DOBBUREPPOOKEN
>>387308309
First day on 4chan?
>>387307145
Patrician's choice
I hope your affairs are in order.
>>387308484
I will never understand this site's obsession with being the little girleven though I share it
>>387303889
>>387304383
Can someone say how different is gerald in books?
true answer
>>387303362
nodicc
>>387308640
They literally just explained it you faggot
I've never played the Witcher and even I understand it
Basically to make the game fun they had to make Geralt much more powerful by comparison, so for example you can handle multiple low-mid level mobs, where in the book, each and every encounter is a life or death threat
here u go
>>387308738
Don't be so angry at me, sempai
>>387308942
Oh, fine...I can't stay mad at you Anon
>>387308612
You want to be made of bowling balls?
>>387304875
when I wear a skirt im a girl
>>387308538
>>387307145
I want his quads.
>>387303104
Anyone have the webm of Geralt's clothes glitching out when he witnesses lesbomancy?
Check out the caps on this 25-year old.
>when grandpa is fit
>>387308249
JACK, JACKHES A PSYCHOMANIAC
>>387303362
>those hips
tell me this is edited.
>>387307991
Because I want an easy life.
Easy.
>>387305113
>no pants with thongs visible
>pornstar photo stance
>classy
I don't think you know what classy mean.
Agnes, regardless of how well it would translate into real life
>>387303104
Shirtless Venom Snek