JOOST CONFIRMED THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>387300739
>Joostposting
>In 2017

Cringe

>>387300739
Oh


FUCK

Someone post the add where the joost is dancing and trying to sell us shoes or something

no.

Somebody buy me one, thanks.
https://www.sideshowtoy.com/collectibles/kojima-productions-ludens-prime-1-studio-9029321/

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what do you even do

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>>387300739
If you don't want to fuck Joost you are literally homosexual.

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>>387300739
First she needs to learn how to fucking play games.

>>387300739
>ywn have a threesome with Joost and Gab both licking their tongues up and down your hard cock

Bitch on the right lookin like the joker nigga nah nigga I'm good nigga nah

>>387301319
At least she's trying.
We all started out that bad anon. There's no point in shaming someone if they're trying to improve.

>>387300739
Who's the girl with the lazy eye?

>>387301587
Hideko Kojima post hormones and surgery. Why do you think Konami fired her?

>all we know is there will be characters who look like celebrities

No I'm not excited.

>>387300739
She should do BLACKED.

>>387301823
Wrong, you're just too lazy to read about everything we've been told.


>Death Stranding Trailers, Interviews, Videos
https://pastebin.com/VrU5Pyww

>Death Stranding Concept Art & Models
http://imgur.com/a/tmHsg

>Images of The Death Stranding Easter Eggs from HZD
http://i.imgur.com/seUQlln.jpg

>Kojima confirms he reads the Death Stranding Fan Theories
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-06-20-hideo-kojima-on-going-with-sony-and-what-death-stranding-could-possibly-mean

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>>387300739
Friendly reminder that Tommy Leet was quite literally /ourguy/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbihtR9NQGo

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Why is she so perfect?

>>387301913
*kiss*

>>387301587
she doesnt have a lazy eye, but she does have 2 different colored eyes.

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>Joostpost too hard
>Get shot in real life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I4-OvObQ08
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Relative-Shot-in-Back-of-Head-in-Scripps-Ranch--341393542.html

>>387301059
She is so god damn adorable, only LP'er I enjoy watching and she always plays Horror games <3

>>387301882

>words
>fog
>concept art

literally nothing

>>387301912
>>387301961
Would you eat your own jizz and shave your eyebrows off for Stef-sama, /v/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGy6l43S6e4

>>387301059
her commentary is so fucking dull

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I'm honestly considering suicide knowing that Stefanie will never fall asleep in my arms or tell me that she loves me. I truly see no reason to keep going on. Everytime I'm about to end it I get so scared and wimp out.

>>387301059

>Dem nasty ass yellow teeth

Exercise some hygiene you disgusting whore.

>>387301292
What does Kojima see in her?

She is the spitting image of Chandler's horsefaced girlfriend from FRIENDS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QnQ3MWp6tI

>>387300739
her eyes are weird

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>>387300870
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>>387301319
>>387302062
>>387302160
>>387302276
>walk into Joost thread
>faggots, bitter roasties, and basement dwellers with shit taste all come out of the woodwork at once every time
Never change, /v/.

>>387300739
Stopping hyping or excited for kojimbo production since all the psp shit right after 3.

>>387301292
I wouldn't mind holding her hand

>>387302471
Mate I think she's a nice girl and even I was dping this once but it's been 2 fucking years this obsession is unhealthy

just autists spamming the thread because they don't like it

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You got fired so you drowned your sorrows in booze.

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>>387302658
You know what really bugged me about PT? A lot of that shit that the radio said was true about me at the time. I was fired from a job and became an alcoholic, my girlfriend at the time got a job as a cashier and was barely supporting us, I was having mental health issues and even considered buying a rifle at one point. (for self defense, because I was paranoid about being robbed)

I know it's a cold reading technique, that's all it is, obviously the game wasn't talking ABOUT ME, but it scared the fuck out of me at the time. I can't explain to you the sensation of living through that kind of coincidence. It's a feeling that you can only understand once you have gone through it.

what chilled me the most was this
>>387302497
This error is actually very rare in the game, not a lot of people online ever reported seeing it, but it popped up in my game, only once, during my first play-through. PT still scares me to this day.

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>>387302525
Hey, it's ugly losers, women, or homosexuals. Get it right. Doesn't help that it's the same petty shit each thread and derail.
>>387302621
>fixations on /v/ ever being healthy

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THERE BETTER BE AN ENGINE DEMO AT PSX I DON'T CARE IF IT'S GAMEPLAY BUT I BETTER SEE SOME FUCKING IN-GAME PHYSICS OR SOMETHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>387302793
Damn dude, that's freaky as fuck. Hope all is better now.

>>387302141
Hahaha, you just outed yourself as a basement dweller who's only contact is with females on television and the internet who all have bleached teeth.

>>387302963
Not really but at the very least I'm not as mentally ill as I was. Working a temp job and drinking a lot less. Getting there. At least I didn't go to the trunk of my car, retrieve my rifle, and shoot my family dead, on a Sunday afternoon.

I don't really find her hot but she is the perfect wifey material for me.

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i can't fap to the joost because she looks too much like my sister

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>>387303136
That honestly sounds like it would make it better.

>>387303136
How is that a bad thing?

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>>387303537
>>387303571

>>387303024
Personally rooting for you

How much is she getting paid to kneel under the conference table holy shit.

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>>387303136
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. she's a virgin, stop lying

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>>387303685
>Joost
>Virgin
She's a model who is not only open about her sexuality but completely embraced it in MGSV and several other modeling jobs. No girl like that isn't an amazing fuck.

>>387300739
Will Kojimbo ever get his dick out of Joost?

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>>387303685
>virgin
Uhhh.... anon? She's a beautiful woman with genuine geeky interests in her late 20s. She may be too pure for the memes, but saying she's a virgin is stretching it more than a salaryman gangbang.

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>>387303537
>>387303571
>>387303592
you are all sick

>>387303923
>but saying she's a virgin is stretching it more than a salaryman gangbang.
had a good laugh at this

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>>387303861
source you liar

>>387303923
>genuine geeky interests
yeah sure whatever you say

>>387304370
that doesnt mean shit, prove she's open with her sexuality. i want an interview or YT vid. Otherwise, she IS a virgin

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>>387304423
>he says without looking into her background

>>387303685
>girl older than 16
>not hambeast
>virgin

toppest of keks

>>387302034
Shut the fuck up faggot

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>>387304370
>>387304448
>>387304490
>I can keep going
Please do.

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>>387304448
>>387304490
>>387304370

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>>387304542
>>387304627
>>387304439
>>387304295
>>387303685

Anyone know where I can order this exercise video?

>>387304615
>>387304653
>>387304708
>>387304743
You're my hero.
>I'd feel creepy
Remember that for every pic you're putting up, there's several lurkers saving them. You're not even the creepiest anon ITT.

>>387304826
>there's several lurkers saving them

yes, hello

v.video games

>>387304868
>>387304826
https://youtu.be/HxmW2MktzrE
God she is so hot in this ad.

This chick is a 4 at best, what's the big deal?

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>>387304838
>ywn cuddle and play vidya with Joost all night, then kill yourself in the morning because it's all downhill from there
You feel it, too, don't you?

>>387301913
the other chick in OP is approx 2 times hotter

>>387304934
You have shit taste. Sorry anon, nothing you can do about it except leave.

>>387304934
I think you've got a bit of a personal problem, anon. I know my standards aren't exactly high, but...
>4
literally wat

>>387304984

how though

she has a tard underbite and buckteeth

also have you seen the average joostfag?

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>>387304971
>>387305032

Joost is so fine.

>>387304971
name is gggab
she has a really mediocre youtube channel

>>387304743
why os she working out in full makeup?

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>>387305037
>Not liking buckteeth
SHIT. TASTE. out of the thread you go.

>>387305069

because she'd look like absolute dogshit without it

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>>387305069
>what is modeling
>oh-come-on-now-joost.jpg

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>>387305117
>because she'd look like absolute dogshit without it
Uhhh.... anon?

>>387305150

and this picture where she's caked in makeup is supposed to prove what?

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>>387305117
Please return to reddit.

>>387305190

she looks so fucking retarded here

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>>387304971
Nah, she's got really fucked up Irises

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>>387305230
Opinions like this is why you'll always be single anon.

>>387305292

this coming from someone who's obsessed with a retarded looking weeaboo

>>387305286
>implying those fucked up irises aren't cute as all fuck
When will you children learn that it's the imperfections that make people beautiful?

>>387305329
In this case all they make her is blind

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>>387305326
>this coming from someone who's obsessed with a retarded looking weeaboo
It's kind of like getting made fun of for being a faggot by people in a pride parade. It should be the reality check you need.

>>387305326
>acts like he doesn't care about the opinion because of where it came from
>responds anyways
I N S E C U R E

>>387305398

Where's the beauty?

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nobody post mildly lewd joost

NOBODY

>>387305150
i like joost as much as the next guy, but she's wearing makeup in all these pictures
what you think is no makeup, is just lighter makeup
you're very rarely going to see a woman without makeup unless you live with your mom

>>387305514

>typical joostfag

top kek

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>>387304961

>>387305514
can i get a quick rundown on this guy?

>>387305329
Only real men understand this.
>>387305398
>too much porn
Varg-sama? What are you doing in a Joost thread?

Do we even have moderators anymore?

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>>387305626
semi-rare picture of Joost cosplaying before she became a model. from her insta.
>>387305707
this is video games.

Wake the fuck up mods.

>>387305707
>>387305794
>implying the mods aren't being gods and allowing us to get all the Joostposting out of our system for a while again

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>>387305794
This is video games.
See?

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>>387305742
>>387305626
>>387305828
Another shot of that cosplay, I think this was from 2006. She would have been 18 at the time.

>>387305975
>>387305742
>drawn on bottom lip
>darkened skin
she was looking for black dick

>>387306115
yeah that's why she lives in japan

>>387305975

she looks like a fucking downey

still does

How do you think Joost belly feels like? Hahaha, asking for a friend.

>>387306171
shut up bitch

Wipe this thread from earth

>>387306169
it was different times. she realized her misguided efforts. consolidated and moved to try a different demographic.

>>387300739
No one is hyped already by Kojihack, seriously, the only thing he gave us in more than 20 years is a god tier non-used engine and 2 10/10 (being grateful), literally the most overrated dev out there.

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I'm in love with Joost.

Friendly reminder that GaB said that Joosten read one of the threads here about her post-TPP and was completely horrified after reading a greentext story about eating her used tampons.

>>387306682
same here lad, lets fap now, together

>>387304708
link video

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>>387306682
>>387307054

She's mine though.

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>>387307083
u saying wat u son of basterd bich?

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>>387307123
I'm just saying, back off. She's with me.

>high res, motion captures joost feet

MUH

>>387301319
At least she is trying. Plenty of women are just like "I'M A GURLLL GAMER GUYS" and are utterly shit at everything. She actually played through Phantom Pain

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>>387308368
>go to /v/
>find out Joost streams vidya
>/v/ says she's bad at games and a fake gamer
>find her channel for some cringe-keking
>find out she's actually a delightful dork that's been playing vidya since she was a kid
>struggles amount to control differences from locaization which explains some weird shit like the inverted scheme with Mega Man
>watch her play through the first few missions of Phantom Pain
>she did better than me

>>387301059
Gab is a whore! WHORE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOlN9WOvrUU

where the fuck are the mods