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FUCKING GAMESTOP

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FUCKING GAMESTOP
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>>387282739
HOW DARE GAMESTOP EMBARRASS ME LIKE THIS REEEEEEE
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>>387282739
>>387282865
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>Nintendo isn't making them in limited quantities
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wendy's starting the ebin twitter roast thing was the worst mistake to ever grace this planet
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>>387283132
here we gooooo
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>>387283330
Fuck off retard. Companies had been shooting shit with users for half a decade at least. Did you not see the nutragrain anime thing?
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>>387283554
WOO-HOO LETSA GO
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>>387283118
why is he wearing a dress
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>>387282865
clifford btfo
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>>387283330
I find it refreshing.
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>>387283567
>nutragrain anime thing
Inquiring man needs to know
Explain further
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>>387283627
i don't think he's even online right now my man you may have wasted your pic
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>>387283330
GS can't do it right and just make the company look even more evil and dickish.

>"I don't like this thing Gamestop"
>"Heh shut the fuck up you faggot retard"
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>>387283646
To hide all his guns
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>>387283330
>not liking corporate entities having an actual human face for once
I hope this shit spreads company wide so corporate culture starts cooling down a little.
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>>387283835
>actual human face

lmao look at this loser
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>>387282739
>>387282865
I hope the guy running gamestop social media gets fired.
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>>387282739
desu good on gamestop, Guys like Clifford who overreact about shit and than don't have the basic understanding about how company logistics work should be mocked.
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>>387283835
>falling for the "we are like you so buy our shit!" marketing
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>go to Gamestop around 2010-ish
>employee gets call from customer asking how much they give for Madden 09 and CoD:WAW
>employee laughs his ass off and says they give those out for free now
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>>387283703
That's not how that went down at all.

>I know a lot of you don't like this thing, but here is the reason
>Fuck you gamestop, I hate you and your reason is a lie. Greedy fucks
>No fuck you retard, if we could do the thing well we would actually make more money. Your rant makes zero sense

Sure they're dicks but Clifford absolutely had it coming.
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>>387283330
It only works if the company was previously seen in a fairly neutral or positive light by the general public or its customers, because then it just humanizes the company a bit. It doesn't work for a shitty company like GS that everyone hates.
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>>387283970
t. Clifford
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>>387283970
Go away, Clifford.
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>>387283118
why's that, nerd?
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>>387283646

Becauase he's actually two smaller children.
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>>387283118
Was this supposed to be funny?
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>>387283680
the company nutragrain had this little japanese style cartoon going for a bit.
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>>387283646
It's the closest thing to a kimono he has.
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>pre-order a arcade stick off amazon fucking months ago
>comes out today
>oh wait, ha ha! you thought you preordered it?! we gave your stick to another person, its now backordered for fucking months, fuck you!

fucking amazon.
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>>387284473
Did you complain?
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>>387283118
This guy is an asshole. I hope they cleaned that shit up.
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>>387284749
fuck yes i did, pissed me off so bad and rep was trying to give me some bullshit how it was my fault for them not fulfilling the fucking order i placed months ago
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>>387284910
Call their corporate number, raise hell, get free shit.
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>>387283970
Nintendo fans lol
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I remember when the 360 had just come out and my parents made me ask a GameStop employee if the 360 games worked on the original Xbox because they didn't believe me they didn't.

"Hah that's the stupidest question I've heard, no they don't."

"He said they don't."

Fucking GameStop. ;_;
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>>387283330
t. Ronald
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>>387285157
Hell, do a repeat of Ocean Marketing if you have to. Companies don't give a shit if one or two people get mad but they're terrified if it gets big on social media.

https://venturebeat.com/2011/12/27/ocean-marketing-how-to-self-destruct-your-company-with-just-a-few-measly-emails/
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>>387283330
>twitter was the worst mistake to ever grace this planet

FTFY
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>>387283680
The nutragrain twitter account would photoshop it's bar onto animu pictures. To make it seem like the gril would holding it or eating it.
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>>387282739
Are Switches still hard to get a hold of? I got mine ages ago.
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I can't even imagine how retarded you'd have to be to shop at Gamestop/EB.
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>>387285409
>>387285157
no i just gave the rep a terrible review, cancelled my order, and ordered it off newegg instead, cost extra having to pay for shipping and still feel swindled but atleast ill get the damn thing i wanted in a couple days
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>>387285587
I just walked into a store and bought it, although to be fair I live in New Zealand and the chances of anything video game related here being sold out immediately are pretty low.
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>>387283330
I'm fine with PR people throwing shade occasionally.
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>there is people who still bother with physical copies
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>>387285662
If you have any questions about Amazon let me know. I used to with them
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>>387283680
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>>387285983
>being proud of buying something you don't even actually own
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>>387282865
Fucking destroyed how will Clifford ever recover.
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is there a list of all MD5s for pepe images? asking for a friend
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>Gamestop will never sell Battletoads
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>>387286076
i actually like these bars, not every day because they are dry as shit, but with some fruit pieces on them like tomatos.
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>>387283970
I wonder who could be behind this post.
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>>387283970
Fuck off Clifford
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>>387286407
I essentially lived off those for a few months last year
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>>387282865
Clifford just got sent to the shadow realm
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>>387286526
You must have shat literal bricks once in a while didn't you?
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>>387282865
>Nintendo does artificial scarcity
>But not Gamestop, that would be stupid
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>>387285916
>neogaf
Literally leave this board and kill yourself you cancerous faggot.
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Gamestop is ran by some serious jew power.
They charge high, but buy low.
Thus is the way of the E-jew
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>>387286698
yeah it wasn't fun
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>it's another 'social media intern writes some snarky bullshit then shills it on 4chan in hopes his boss will promote him' episode

Following in Wendys footsteps, huh?
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>>387286340
Despite the memes, did you know it's actually pretty fun and very challenging?
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>>387286340
Rare replay got you covered
You shits need to get more creative with your prank calls
Shout out to the dude who did shout outs and social media shilling for a whole 10 minutes the one day though, honestly impressed you didn't get bored or run out of shit to say
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>>387286526
Why did you not learn to cook and just make some rice/bean/veggies.
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>>387283703
T. Clifford.
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>>387286969
Yeah man, I used an emulator.
It's just not the same as a good ol Nintendo controller though
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>>387286526
Venezuela?
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>go into gamestop
>automatic door is very wide, opens vertically and extremely fast
>be confused for a second then pick out my game
>van drives in, the door opens for it with no damage
>driver yells allahu ackbar and stabs a few people before driving off
>finish purchasing my game and go home
>start up game
>it's in french
Fucking Gamestop
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>>387286760
>a store that lives from buying and sellings buy at low price and sells at an average price

Geez anon have you never played a game where the MC buys stuff from one city or a random NPC and then sells it for a higher one?
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>>387286179
Having a disc doesn't give you licensing rights moron
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>>387282739
>mfw my town's gamestop has this as one of the reviews that shows when you google it
MY SIDES
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DON'T CALL ANYBODY
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>>387283330
>yanks can't handle the banter
Fuck off ya cunt.
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>>387283118
Fucking spaghetti. lol
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>>387287316
Videogame nerds have got a real thing about hygiene.
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>>387286969
lmao i dont actually play video games you retard i just like to meme about them
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>>387287303
>buy game from PSN
>can't sell it ever
>buy game from xbox store
>can't sell it ever
>buy game from steam store
>can't sell it after 2 hours
How's owning your game working for you faggot
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>>387282865
>the absolute state of clifford
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>>387286747

You think he took that picture you stupid fuck?
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>faceless corporations hires minimum wage teenagers to manipulate other teenagers into buying their products
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>>387282739
>tfw never traded a single thing into Gamestop
>tfw family account once net me Xenoblade for $20
>tfw nobody orders from my store so I can always get my LEs without issue Day 1
>tfw they always got some rare hidden gem shit shoved in their PS3/360/Wii section severely underpriced
Gamestop's pretty alright for a scumbag Jew company, I might actuallly miss them when they innevitably bankrupt themselves. Amazon's alright, but I don't like not being able to use Paypal and I'm not keen to the monthly service fee for Prime when I don't really buy a lot of stuff in the first place.
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>>387282865
WHO SAW CLIFFORD LAST??
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>Trying to buy Dawn of War when it first came out
>go to Gamestop to find it
>they don't have it
>ask person at desk
>"we'll have it in next week."
>wait a week
>go back in
>the gamestop got robbed
>Start looking for clues
>Find the Cashier's ID
>it's a fake
>all signs point at the cashier
>look around for DoW a bit
>finally find one
>open it and look for the CD key
>there isn't one
>go into a rampage and start hunting down the cashier
>run into the road
>get hit by a car
>end up in the hospital
>guy in the bed next to me tells me to give up on my dreams
>I do
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>>387287467
Depression does that to ya.
>tfw 3 weeks without showering or wiping after peeing or using deodorant or changing undies
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>>387287870
Get an anime girlfriend and start showering to stay clean for her.
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>>387287467
>Jam a hundred fat people into a poorly ventilated room in the middle of summer for 12 hours
>Wonder why it stinks in there

Mysteries of the world.
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>>387287870
>wiping after peeing
????
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>>387282739
>tfw applied to Gamestop
G..guys did I make a bad decision? I just need something to occupy my time.
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>>387286746
Are you actually retarded? Retailers won't do artificial scarcity when the product in question are also being sold in a bunch of other stores. Unlike Nintendo, they only profit from the Switch units sold from their own store. If it becomes unavailable there, people will simply buy it elsewhere if they can find it. Gamestop wouldn't benifit from this "strategy" in the slightest. Try to think for half a second before you vomit shit next time.
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>>387287467
I'm starting to think that all stereotypes exist for a good reason
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>>387287870
>wiping after peeing
L...London?
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>>387287870
>>387288028
Girl or post-op trans?
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>>387287870
>wiping after peeing
What did she mean by this?
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>>387287467

No, it's just that some people fail to understand that when you play something like a fighting game for a long time, you WILL SWEAT. It's going to happen.
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>>387283970
Shut up Clifford
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>>387285916
Hardin is the last person who should be throwing shade considering what an awful job at PR he did.
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>>387282739
>Nintendies will never admit that Nintendo is doing some serious bullshit with shipping quantities so they resort to blaming Gamestop
Pathetic retards.
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>>387288041
Nintendo has just as little to gain by purposefully not shipping their product to stores. They can't make money by not selling a product. People are stupid to believe in the artificial scarcity on either front.
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>>387288521
It creates hype. People can buy a Switch and go "Wow, I actually managed to get one of these things! They're so rare!" and it being rare makes people want it more. That's the logic of artificial scarcity.
Toy companies have been doing it for ages.
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>>387282865
Holy fuck I didn't know this was a ylyl thread. Lost hard.
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>>387288269
>>387288247
>>387288150
>>387288028

Does no other guy do this? Shaking only does so much, either residual piss or leaky dick will end up with piss droplets in your pants. I'd rather tap with a wipe to be safe.
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>>387288786
>he doesn't absorb
Also i just unironically just sit, easier than wiping.
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>>387288786
>either residual piss or leaky dick will end up with piss droplets in your pants
Yes, and?
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>>387288521
I have my doubts about the efficiency of the artificial scarcity strategy for producers like Nintendo as well. But the point I was making on my post is that, in the producer's case (and also for retailer with exclusive rights to a product), the practice has some logic behind it. Thinking a retailer with no exclusives rights to the product (like Gamestop) would do so is retarded.
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>>387288786
Everyone who's not fucking disgusting does this.
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>>387288848
If I feel like i'm also going to shit or i'm feeling lazy i'll also sit.

>>387288878
That's fucking gross.
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>>387288786
Wiping leaves piss droplets too, after a second.

>>387288923
I've literally never heard of any male doing what that anon does.
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>>387288521
there's an artificial scarcity of my dick in ur ass
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>>387288786
>almost never, ever pat my dick after peeing
>underwear always has some residual piss on it
>don't care
>mfw my underwear also smells like shit all the time from farting and holding in shit
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>>387288976
Maybe becase is an unwritten rule ?
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>>387288976
>Wiping leaves piss droplets too, after a second.

Not for me, that sort of literally is the whole point of wiping.
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>>387284243
underrated comment
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>>387289030
I don't know how you can live like that.
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>>387289046
But it's not
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>>387282865
Gamestop, you know the 14th amendment makes it illegal to own niggas like that, right?
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>>387288632
There's no reason to believe that simply being hard to find would raise hype and make hundreds of thousands of otherwise disinterested people suddenly want it. Being unavailable only hurts sales and benefits competing products. It doesn't do much of anything to raise awareness.
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>>387289216
It is.
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>>387289137
I do the same thing as him but I also only shower once a week.
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>>387283118
people who meme in real life need to be removed from society.
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>>387282739
DON'T
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>>387287614
>can't sell it ever

I'm not a merchant.
It's all about pros end cons anon.
If you buy a game from steam it's cheaper, you can access it from any PC, online play is free and it only takes hard drive space.
Also, depending on the game, the discounts will save you the same amount of money you would get if you sold a used physical copy.
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>>387287467
I think providing free baking soda at the venue would go miles in preventing this.
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>>387288786
Didja dab?
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>>387287614
>bringing up steam
have you bought a physical pc game in the last 5 years? the activation key that comes with it locks to whatever online service like steam, origin, uplay the devs chose, and now the discs don't even have the full game for installation. used pc games are long dead
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>>387289712
I get my games cheaper physical. You just have to watch for good deals.
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>>387290165

That's not really an argument in favor of physical though, because those "good deals" aren't available to everyone.
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>>387286432
well done anon
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>>387289265
>There's no reason to believe that simply being hard to find would raise hype and make hundreds of thousands of otherwise disinterested people suddenly want it.
Except for decades of marketing research that prove artificial scarcity is an excellent way to move units.

https://www.entrepreneurs-journey.com/11170/scarcity-marketing/
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>>387285490
That's not Jews
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>>387290471

Why would you post the columbine meme on facebook? That's a guaranteed way to get the feds to watch your ass. It doesn't matter whether it's a joke or not, threatening a mass shooting will get their attention.
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>>387290471
Holy shit, what a fucking retard.
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>>387290775
>watch your ass
They'll be watching him through a Trijicon sight from 5 feet away when they kick his door in. Saying shit like that on Facefuck is p;practicality guaranteed to get you raided these days.
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>>387290471
>In the news
>"Threatening over mass shooting due to GameStop facebook page treating customers badly"

Can't wait to see GameStop hit the ground even harder. Corporate must be sending assassins to take down their PR department
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>>387290471
Fake.he didn't post that
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>>387290038
Stop saying dab!
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>>387290775
>>387290969
>tfw not an Amerifat
>tfw Mexican authorities too incompetent/just don't give a shit
I can make all the threats I want, they won't ever lay a finger on me
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>>387286746
>Artificial scarcity
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>>387291082
Just don't make fun of the Zetas.
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>>387291082

I'd rather have feds than cartels who will remove all my teeth and then hang me by my toes to let the birds eat me over a week.
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>>387291050
Naked in the men's restroom
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>>387290471
Clifford in full damage control
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>>387291180

Don't sell drugs on their turf then.
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>>387291143
Tru
>>387291180
Are Americucks this retarded? This doesn't happens to civilians for no apparent reason. Stop listening to /pol/.
>>387291397
Now this WILL get you killed.
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>>387282865
anyone named clifford deserves this to be honest
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>>387290775
>>387290969
>MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke
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>>387283330
hey if the customer is an idiot then I don't have a problem
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>>387282865
Getting BTFO by gamestop. . .lol
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>>387285409
Holy fucking shit, what a wild ride. Like, seriously, fucking google people you talk to before you mouth off to them like that.
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>>387291475
RIP Thaddeus. We hardly knew ye.
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>>387282865
Give this man a promotion
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>>387290471
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>387291630
Thad was an absolute dumbass
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>>387282739
>>387282865
>getting burned by FUCKING GAMESTOP of all people

lel
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>>387283703
this is exactly how /v/ talks though
is gamestop, dare i say it, our guy??
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>>387283970
Fuck off clifford
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>>387290471
fake
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>>387291751
I would say he was mad.
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>gamestop charging 60 extra burgers for the switch
>drones will happily pay the gamestop fee just to get a switch
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>>387284243
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>>387291909
>Mexico selling the Switch for $570
>Not even the drones want to get it because fuck the jews
Living is suffering
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>>387288786
Yes, I absorb the leftover pee with a bit of toilet paper after peeing.

Also, when trying to pee in the morning or after fapping I use toilet paper to redirect the pee into the toilet rather than letting it go everywhere.
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>>387283673
>>387286193
>>387286536
>>387287639
>>387287824
>>387288729
>>387289262
>>387291562
>>387291653
>>387291794
Gamestop Viral Marketing Teamâ„¢ please go.
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>>387291909
It's 530 dollars in my country.
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>>387282865
Can you imagine getting publicly rekted by fucking Gamestop of all things?

What an embarrassment
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Why are people acting like it's not true that GS orders low quantities of new products because 90% of their profit is in massively upmarked used games and conning people into buying alien attack insurance and trash like that?
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>>387285409
Good lord. I never heard about this.
This dude is going full fucking navy SEAL copypasta near the end there.

"I’ll see space where ever I want , with who I want when I want and where I want so many ways around you and so many connections in this industry its silly. Anyway , I have no issue with you Sean Buckley Engadget, Scott Lowe IGN and the list goes on and on. Little kids unhappy with a PRE ORDER starting trouble and you email that to us , he’s a customer unless you’re his boyfriend then you should side with the company not the customer. Be Careful"
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>>387292207
You already got made into a bitch once clifford, do you seriously want to be one again?
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>>387287467
I can sort of relate to this
>taking classes over the summer of 2014
>anxiety issues flaring up massively and almost never go outside except for test days
>end up not washing any of my clothes for 6 weeks (the whole summer semester)
I took showers, and there were was a point where some people invited me to a study session

they didn't invite me again for some reason
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>>387283330
But they're are le based anon
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>>387289483
Careful anon, the last time they tried to do that a political movement occured
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>>387286882
I want a blue arm sonichu easter egg in a Sonic game someday.
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>>387283330
i agree
business arent people
they only function properly if consumers treat pr and executives as subhumans
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>>387292463
How much overtime do you get from this? Or do you just shitpost during a normal shift?
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>>387292430
The best part was when he threw in that line of "You literally don't even know who you're talking to!" to fucking Mike.
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>>387292584
These faggots definitely need to be removed
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Does anyone still shop at Gamestop? I haven't been in one in maybe four years.
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>>387292584
why does /pol/ constantly embarrass themselves like this
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>>387288786
Did no one ever teach you the trick? After you pee, press on your urethra towards the base of your scrotum, then move the pressure up slightly like a tube of toothpaste. This is where the last drops lurk. Then shaking should completely rid you of residual urine. This is dicks 101, Anon.
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>>387292637
Yeah, that was ridiculous.

>lmao brah idgaf about PAX East, I got bigger fish to fry!
>who da fuck is this "Mike" guy?
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>>387290670
That's about products being advertised as being available only for a limited timeframe. That's a tactic that can raise impulse buys, but that's a completely different thing from making it so that people who want to buy your product are unable to.

Nintendo hasn't presented any messaging to suggest things like "If you don't buy it now, you can't get it later." All they've said is is the opposite, that they're increasing production so that they can raise its availability. Nobody has any reason to think that they're going to stop being sold any time soon.
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>>387282739
>>387282865
I bought 2 switches last week, they literally had hundreds of them stored in the deposit of the free shop because nobody cares about Nintendo here.

When I asked if they had Nintendo switch the employee looked at me like I was crazy, there were 20 on display and then she told me about the deposit
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>>387283118

this is supposed to be funny but its actually embarrassing
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>>387292789
Ah but they still know that they have to "BUY NOW!!!!" if they see the Switch in stock. Scalpers play into this too. Nintendo does not really care who buys their product off the shelf. It makes no difference to them if it's the actual end user or just some Ebay reseller. They get paid either way.

>stepping up production
I do not believe that the oldest console company in the business is incapable of managing simple supply chain shit.
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>>387282865
It's not that funny, why do you have so many replies?
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>>387288786
I do it. I'm a clean freak. I make sure there's no urine anywhere on my dick, so I wipe it all up, even inside the foreskin. When I shit, I not only do conventional wiping, but I ram a little bit of toilet paper up my anus to get rid of any shit residue that might be close to the exit. I go through cycles of wiping and ramming, and once I get to the point where there's no hint of brown when I stick the paper up my bum, I'm good to go

I also legitimately have low testosterone. (341 ng/dl)
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>>387291050
<o/
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>>387287467
>Went to a Yugioh tournament a few years ago
>Owner follows people around with a febreeze bottle
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>>387293184
You're going to give yourself a hemorrhoid eventually. You should try using wet wipes instead. Once you're to the point where you're decently clean, use one, then follow it up with regular TP to dry. It'll change your life. Only downside is that you can't flush them, and throwing poo tissue into the trash can weirds some people out if they've always lived somewhere with really good plumbing.
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>>387288786
I always do it. Better avoid making my underwear smell of piss.
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>>387293184
why are you telling us about your testosterone
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>>387284473
I stopped using Amazon a while ago. They've been more and more shit this past year that I gave up entirely. Switching to eBay has been the best choice. Cheaper prices, friendly reliable,, and faster shipping. No longer have to wait A LITERAL FUCKING MONTH for an order to arrive.
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>>387287870
I had a severe depression years ago. I remember not cleaning my ass after crapping, not taking showers for at least a month or wash my mouth/brush my teeth for at least a month, too.

It was awful. Everything in my room smelled so bad.

Luckily, I managed to regress the depression to an okay level and now I have regular baths, wash my teeth at least once a day and always clean my ass with water and soap after using the toilet. It feels much better now and I feel like people aren't so repulsed by me. Except for the fact that I'm a neet and an autist. But that is fine.
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>>387283970
clifford, don't be upset at gamestop for being unable to keep stock of a hot product. they can only get as much product as Nintendo is willing to distribute.
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>>387293925
that's so disgusting you should kys
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>>387293184
Dude, don't use toilet paper to clean residual poop after taking a crap. Just go to the shower or use a bidet to clean your anus with water. Maybe some soap, if you want to make sure it is clean and won't smell bad.

It's effective as fuck. Trust me.
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>>387294036
Thanks. Luckily, I learned the ancient language or sarcasm, so I'm still fine.

Go suck some cock, will ya? Thanks, buddy!
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>>387294157
>getting offended by "kys"
'ddit
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>>387294260
>getting offended by another person not getting offended by "kys"

ISHYGDDT
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>>387282865
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dum
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>>387294036
Hey. Listen, man. You can heal yourself from depression, at least a little bit. Just talk to other people, open up to them.

It really helps and you will start to just let go and forget about depression. If you are afraid of talking to people, it's completely OK. Just find some alone time, away from people and just talk to yourself. That way you can be more open about your issues and work it out at your own pace. There is no rush, as long as you don't give up and get disappointed.

I believe in you. You can count on that. I know you can make it and be happy.
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>>387292972
If Nintendo wants to make money, they need their consoles to be bought by people who are actually getting games. They barely break even selling consoles alone, so scalpers hoarding consoles hurts them more than it helps. It just makes it take longer for their consoles to reach their real customers, while also leaving them with less to spend on games.

Supply has been increasing steadily over the past few months. Setting up a new supply chain schedule takes time to show an effect on shipments, and Nintendo's initial sales estimates were set low because of their previous consoles underperforming and because of launching in March instead of the holidays.

There hasn't been any sign of Nintendo attempting to push a narrative that the Switch will be impossible to find if you don't buy it immediately. Asking customers to wait until they can provide more stock is the complete opposite. A console that's supposed to be supported for over five years being a limited item makes no sense, and failing to meet demand is only cutting into their potential profits. They could be reporting much higher sales numbers if their product was being produced more quickly.
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>>387294868
cue
>bbbut that one article said every single part was in shortage because apple!1!!!!!
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>>387293375
>not getting the reference
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>>387294868
A strong secondary market does push initial demand tho
I've met all sorts of people who got a switch because they saw an opportunity to get it, and not because they have anything they want to play on it (lol arms)
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>>387282739
They do this to force you into preordering.
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>>387282739
So like what does he just shop only at Gamestop for his gaming needs I didn't even go to GS for my Switch.
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>>387288521
So what's your explanation for this happening every single time Nintendo releases a new console? Are they just exceptionally bad at forecasting demand and completely unable to learn from underestimating it repeatedly?
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>>387288786
How do you wipe your dick in a urinal?
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>>387296021
Well that's why you always take the urinal directly next to someone else.
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>>387292670
literally nobody from /pol/ does this, its all redditfags and normies who saw pepe on the news
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it unbelievable the amount of shrugging I'm doing right now, preordered as soon as it was announced no problem

my traps are huge
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>>387283118
Why would you do that?
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>>387292670
>NA hairlines
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>>387287467
I want someone to make a t shirt with Melee fox on it, and above in green it says "stinky day"
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>>387295960
It doesn't happen every time Nintendo releases a new console. 3DS and Wii U were pretty easy to find after launch. There haven't really been significant shortages of Nintendo's main consoles at launch besides the Wii and the Switch.
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>>387282865
>sells out within an hour
It takes like 2 - 3 days for them to sell out at Toysrus.
People bitch and moan about GameStop ripping them off but they don't make use of their other options. TRU and Walmart price matches, with the latter being a treasure trove of hard to find games because nobody go there. Best Buy has a gamer's club that takes 30% video games for like 2 years.
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>>387296279
>implying /pol/ is anything but redditfags and normies
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>>387294868
>They could be reporting much higher sales numbers if their product was being produced more quickly.
"We sold X units" doesn't mean a lot to most people. "We sold more than an equivalent product" is a little more telling, but still raises a lot of questions. If you can tell them "the sales way exceeded our expectations" or "we literally couldn't fill up the shelves fast enough" or "people were so desperate to get their hands on it they were willing to buy it marked up 10 times", that's persuasive.
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>>387283118
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN
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>>387297569
these numbers don't matter to people
they matter to institutional investors, and institutional investors are savvy enough to turn sales into projected revenue and then compare that to the whole sea of other businesses

and in what universe does a business want less revenue
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>Jack up the prices of whatever systems they do get
>Or sell them in some bundle (that is usually not any cheaper than buying things separately) that only Gamestop sells so they can gouge you for even more money
>When they do get in a batch of whatever hot commodity there is, they make no effort whatsoever to control the flow of the system; they'll sell 15 NES Classics/Switch systems to the first person in line, then point to Nintendo for stock issues
>If you have an issue with your system and take it to them, they'll actually just call Nintendo and ask them to fix it for them, while pretending they did something

Gamestop is fucking scum.
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>>387283330
Garfield Kart was the best
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>>387286969
NES battletoads is shit compared to BT Arcade.
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>>387283132
FUCK OFF YOU DEGENERATE BARNEYFAG
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>>387283330
You mean Denny's and Sonic Twitter.
All the other ones only started after they got big with Twitter bants.
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>>387291909
You sure that isn't Canuck dollars, or even a game bundle?
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>>387297963
Even if you assume all investors are perfectly rational and never fall for hype (they're not), the message you send your customers is much more important than the message you send investors.

>and in what universe does a business want less revenue
In order to lose revenue, they'd need a customer to simultaneously be hyped enough for the Switch to want to buy it at launch, while also caring so little about it that they can't be bothered to buy it if they have to wait for a restock. Maybe there's a few customers like that out there, but I have a hard time imagining that those sales are worth more than all the free exposure they get when the media reports on how popular the Switch is.
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>>387298831
It's my local gamestop at the mall, and not a bundle.
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>>387283118
Is that one kid on top of another?
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>>387298981
Then I'm pretty sure you could get the manager in hot water for doing an unauthorized markup
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>>387283132
don't bother, he's busy fucking barbed dog dicks
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>>387284041
I was at that store

Shit I was buying a new Xbox 360 after mine rrodd. That rep was an ass

He seemed fine after I got fallout 3 and saints row 2
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Are they really still sold out?

I got the very last one at my store on launch day, I'm starting to realize how lucky I was as time goes on.
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>>387299046
The pic was took a week or two ago and I didn't see it the last few times I went there. Either they sold out at that price or someone complained.
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I like the name Clifford
It’s got a nice New England ring to it
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Who the fuck is Clifford?
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>>387287820
I wish my store was still like that

We need a new one in my town
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>>387299167
They're pretty available where I live. I usually see a few at either Walmart or Target whenever I go there. Gamestop usually has them as well but only when they're trying to jew people with bundles and markups.
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>>387291909
this better not be true
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>>387299643
It was a week or two ago. Been there today and didn't see it anymore so either someone complained and they removed it or someone actually bought it and gave gamestop 60 free shekels.
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>>387291909
>>387299172
It's likely the bundled price just put on an empty Switch case for advertising interest. "Oh you guys have Switches?" then they tell them to pre-order their incoming system+game bundles.
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>>387299831
They had the bundles on the wall behind the counter. This one was separate.
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>>387299081
Actually, it's feline dicks that are barbed
dogs have knots, anon
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Gamestop is just a bunch of Jews. They have a bunch of Switches that you have to "pre-order" with a bunch of extra shit you don't want. They won't let you buy the system by itself.
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>>387292671
I didn't have a dad.
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>>387297942
Mike Inel can you finish making that lewd Adventure Time game my dick needs more.
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>>387290471
And you just know this faggot Clifford probably shitposts on /v/ and /vg/ too.
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>>387292850
The problem with your corner of the world is when they run out of Switches they'll take months to get any significant stock back in. I know because that's how it works here too.
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>>387285490
>tfw no MH on Vita
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>>387288786
I sit
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>>387287269
Kike
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>>387282739
i never understood the hatred for their trade in system.

they're not forcing you to sell your games to them. Go sell it on ebay or out of your house you lazy fucks
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>>387298894
Well, do you think there are a whole lot of customers who are disinterested enough in the Switch that they wouldn't buy it if it was readily available, but would drop $300 on one first chance they got if they thought it was rare?

I don't think Nintendo really gets that much media exposure to the general public based on the Switch being out of stock. Is it that big a deal outside of enthusiast media? Even if there was word like "The Switch can't be found in stores" going around everywhere, that seems more like it would discourage people from trying to find one. Very few people would be willing to go through the trouble of hunting one down unless they were determined from the start to get one, and if that was the case, they probably would have bought it without there needing to be a shortage.

With those enthusiasts, if they're determined to get one, they can generate sales eventually, but momentum is an important thing. It's better to sell more units more quickly. And how's Nintendo supposed to make sure that the enthusiasts are the ones waiting for more stock while those impulsive "only want it because it's scarce" buyers are able to find the rare units and generate sales?
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>>387283835
Corporate entities are not actual humans. They are a bank account and a group of people whose job is to make them number in that account go as high as possible. People are already more than happy to believe the company whose products they enjoy is their friend, they don't need help believing that.
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>>387288786
>Piss
>Milk and shake
>Milk and shake
>Milk and shake
>Grab towel hanging next to shower
>Squeeze cock into towel one last time
>put back onto rack
I'm an adult and this is my house.
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>>387284059
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_scarcity
Do you also think the reason an engagement ring can costs thousands is because diamonds are actually rare?
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>>387288786
>pee
>press down ever so gently on the taint to squeeze out any drops left in the urethra
>give a brief masturbatory motion to ensure the foreskin isn't holding onto a drop or two
>go about my day
You do have a foreskin right? Your parents love you and didn't chop off part of your dick because Kellogg didn't want little boys to masturbate right?
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>>387293184
get a fucking bidet dude you're going to destroy your anus or get an infection after opening a small cut from rubbing it so much
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>>387301250
Social proof is extremely powerful in marketing. Just noting that a product seems to be popular among other people can really profoundly affect someone's attitude towards it. And usually people aren't even aware that they let it affect them, so it's even more powerful than direct marketing, where people realize they're being influenced and can choose to reject it.
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>>387293925
It's a little weird that you wash your ass every time you shit but I'm glad you're doing better anon.
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>>387283118
>autism shoes
kek
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>>387301758
>Gamestop holding out on Switches somehow magically allows Gamestop to sell the Switches they eventually get at a higher price despite the price being set by Nintendo
Wew lad
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>>387294868
>They barely break even selling consoles alone
but they've been selling consoles at a profit for years
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>>387298987
kek, had the same thought
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>>387297195
pol is the reason itself that it is infested with normies and redditfags they managed to start a meme politcal movment that somehow became mainstream
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>>387302151
>I want a switch real bad, I better go see if gamestop has any
>Oh they don't have one. Oh gosh look though they've got a used copy of Fire Emblem, and they have this copy of Arms on a really good sale, I should buy it for when I have a switch. Oh look right next to the register they have this really cool BotW merchandise, I love Zelda and the game looks great I should get that too!
no you're right anon, there's no possible benefit to getting people to visit the store more often, people always resist impulse buys and if they can't get what they came for they always walk right out. It's impossible for gamestop to have any kind of motive to not stock Switches how dare you.
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>>387287970
If that was the case then offices all over the world should stink from having employees sitting in them all day.
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>>387283118
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>>387282865
out fucking skilled e.t.c...
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>>387292671

This.
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>>387301924

Yea I learned this before puberty
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>>387288786
About 12 years ago a girl I was seeing convinced me to wipe and I haven't looked back
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>>387292584
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>>387302173
A profit, but not a big one. Just enough to not sell at a loss. 3DS and Wii U were being sold at a loss early on. Consoles being sold without games to go with them is very bad for business.
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>>387285409
Is that the thing where the guy kept talking shit to the guys from Penny Arcade?
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>>387292671
>Did no one ever teach you the trick?
Who the fuck would teach me to squeeze the last drops of piss out of my dick
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>>387287467
I can confirm this. My brother is a "gamer" in the sense that he owns a PS4, and plays TF2 on his laptop, and he never fucking showers. Ever. When we take him places we have to tell him "if you don't shower, you aren't coming"

Sometimes he will go weeks without changing his clothes, and he is fat as fuck. He's 400 pounds and he actually smells like human feces. When you walk into his apartment, it smells terrible. The air chokes like something shit itself then died and turned into more rancid shit. This all started when he got social security for his """"""""""""""""""disability"""""""""""""""""" and started playing vidya instead of going outside.
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>>387305107
My sister is a fatass that never showers or brushes her teeth or anything resembling hygiene. Half of her bed is covered in trash and unfinished food at all times.

Her BO is so rank that it genuinely lingers. She can be gone for minutes and you'll still smell her.

But she's not a gamer.
Some people are just fucking gnarly.
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>In my college town.
>Halo 2 comes out, local GameStop is sold out on release night except for pre orders and line out the door. SHOULD HAVE PREORDERED RETARD!
>Walk across the street to Walmart, home playing it 10 min later, see line on way home and it's barely moved.
>Advent Children, same thing.
>COD4, same thing.
Didn't go back to a GameStop until recently when the local one had a teen flipping a sign saying switches in stock next door to the dry cleaners. And god damn that was a shitty experience.

GameStop can not die fast enough.
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>>387302412
So you think that customers will somehow be overcome with a need to buy Switch games because they can't find a Switch? That not selling the Switch will actually increase Gamestop's Switch game sales?
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>>387282739
>>387282865
Nigga how do you not know that this is what nintendo always does?
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>>387288786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXD7xe6dMFQ
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>>387305265
My brother's BO is so fucking bad when he comes over to visit we have to spray air freshener in the house because you can still smell him.

He also does not ever brush his teeth. I don't believe he has brushed his teeth in the last ten years. When he smiles, you can see the physical buildup of plaque and old food that visibly protrudes from the surface of his teeth. It's absolutely fucking disgusting.

His bed is just a matress on the ground that is basically flat at this point. His pillow was white at one point, but it is now stained a dark brown color, as is the pillow case.

The worst part is that he gets mad if people say anything about his body odor. This one guy passed him in the store and just looked like he was about to throw up. He looked at my brother and said "dude you need to take a shower" and my brother was genuinely angry at him, even though he clearly does need to shower.

what the fuck is wrong with some people.
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>>387305107
>>387305265
Do they still live with their parents?
I used to be a little bit of a slob in high school, but once I went to college and had roommates, I cleaned myself up so I didn't stink up our shared space.
Maybe they just need some responsibility and prolonged exposure to other people.
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>>387305486
Yes, because that happens all the time. People bought PS4s when it had no games. it was nothing but hype people bought it. in the 1970's people bought an empty box for christmas with the promise of eventually getting star wars toys. and children LOVED it. People are god damn retarded
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>>387305701
My sister's still at home, yes. But mom's patience is wearing pretty thin, so I don't think it'll last long.

And then she'll be homeless because on top of being disgusting, she's a worthless human being who took an extra two years just to graduate from an online high school and can't be fucked to seriously look for employment.

There are people who need a wake up call, and there are people who will sleep through it.
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>>387305701
My brother lives on his home. He's a NEET who lives off his social security disability benefits.
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>>387305917
>My brother lives on his home
Dude what the fuck, that sounds like way more than 400 pounds
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>>387282739
awesome!
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>>387305730
Shouldn't the Switch attach rate be exploding then, if less Switch console sales translates to more Switch game sales?
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>>387292850
I'm manager for a gamestore in the Netherlands and we've never had them in stock for more than a day.
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>>387285490
this
Twitter is literally worse than reddit
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>>387304086
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>>387286340
>tfw I actually worked at a gamestop during that shit
>eventually said fuck it and started telling people we had it
>would pause and then tell them I made a mistake and it was on hold for a boy named Christopher

You fucking faggots.
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>>387305486
I think it's a completely reasonable that Gamestop would believe it is possible to gain something by withholding consoles and acting as if it isn't is the action of a deeply stupid person who corporations can easily manipulate to their own advantage.
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>>387306526
There is a comment two replies up in this chain that gives you two other examples of ways in which Gamestop could gain from this that do not involve buying Switch games, are you really so stupid that you missed that?
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>>387288786
And guys say vaginas are weird
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>>387306889
That reply says that people not being able to buy the Switch would make them buy ARMS and Breath of the Wild. That last person seemed to agree that not selling the Switch would improve Gamestop's sales of Switch games. Is it really stupid to think that's strange? Seems more like not stocking the Switch would just make people check competing stores instead.
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>mfw a gamespot thread turned into a pissing and shitting hygiene contest
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>>387282739
lmao what a braindead drone
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>>387307209
It says a used game, Arms, and BoTW merch moron.
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>>387282865
>tfw work at small store years ago during Nintendo Wii launch
>we're fucked anyway in competition and quantity, so it's just hard for us to stock it, seems like most big stores are having trouble keeping it in stock
>have customers accusing us of withholding stock
>every fucking call is about the nintendo goddamn Wii
>remember having to stand in front of a customer trying to walk behind the counter, claiming he 'saw' a wii box in the back
>getting yelled at by random parents for not having the system in stock

Even when the 360 launched prior we had people fucking yelling when I turned a light on in the back, getting registers ready. They started pounding on the fucking front windows like animals until the store was opened.
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>>387297195
Just like every other board.
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>>387307386
It says "I love Zelda and the game looks great I should get that too!"

None of that explains why Gamestop would not want to also sell a $300 Switch to this hypothetical impulsive customer who buys games for consoles they don't own. Or how it's likely that these strange customers make up a significant enough numbers that they would provide more benefit than the customers who would just take their business to a different store. Why would Gamestop want to build a reputation for being the only store at which you can not buy the new hit console?
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>>387307883
>Want Switch
>they no have switch, but I impulse buy other thing while there
>I not find Switch elsewhere either
>I come back to Gamestop later
>they no have switch, but I impulse buy other thing while there
>I not find Switch elsewhere either
>I come back to Gamestop later
>they have switch, I buy switch
Is it clear enough for you yet you dense little cunt? Learn to use your fucking brain.
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>>387282739
Getting cucked by gamestop is almost as bad as being anthony burch
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>>387308056
Man, if there are really that many people with such a lack of impulse control that they just buy extra shit because they're in a store, I weep for the world.

If I'm going in for a Switch, then that's all I'm buying. I go in with a plan so I don't overspend.
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>>387292584
oy vey
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>>387308056
Why is it assumed that you don't find the Switch elsewhere? Why is it assumed that when you eventually find the Switch, it's at Gamestop and not a different store? Why is it assumed that you make repeated impulse purchases at Gamestop? Would you also be making impulsive purchases at every other store you check? It seems like you would run out of spending money very quickly. If you're that impulsive, why does Gamestop even need to use these secret tricks to get your money?
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>>387308257
It's the basis of consumer capitalism at this point.
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>>387305486
You do realise that pretending a product is in incredibly high demand because it's always out of stock is an incredibly common and well-known business tactic, right?
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>>387307209
>>387306526
Are you not aware that BotW Switch sold significantly better than the console itself did?
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>>387306586
This.

I live in the Netherlands and have never seen a fucking pro controller for switch in my life. What city?
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GOOOO FUCK YOURSELF GAMESTOP YOU BUNCH OF FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK YOU GAMESTOP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>387308760
It shipped more than the Switch in March, but the sell-through to customers was about 90% overall. The shipment figures have since normalized.
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>>387282865
BTFO THATS WHAT YOU GET YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

How in the fuck will Clifford "The Clifster" Smith ever recover?
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>>387289030
brother
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>>387282865
>4 people reply so the rest of the thread has to
Oh look, another thread ruined by a post that's not even that funny.

That's not even a difficult post to respond to. Outlets intentionally get low supply because it increases demand. That's basic economics, it's anti-consumer as fuck but it gets them business which we all know Gamestop is extremely desperate for these days.
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>>387309026
What are you going to do about it big boy? eat my asshole? or go pray? eh duck posting niggermemefaggot.
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>>387285490
>Social media in general was the worst mistake to ever grace this planet
Properly fixed.
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>>387308617
Switch games are not constantly out of stock. It seems very illogical to think that people will buy more Switch games if they aren't able to buy a Switch. People seem to have a very strange view of how customers behave.

If word is spreading that the Switch is out of stock or if demand is rising, then Gamestop is only losing sales to other stores if they're not stocking them. Hoarding Switches would be shrinking their potential market.
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>>387288786
I do.
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>>387283970
t. Clifford "Coward" Smith
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>>387283970
>SEETHING
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>>387291909
Australian Switch
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fuck this monolithic like hox
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>>387304086
>Do I fit in yet?
God I hate those people
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>>387293547
keked
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>>387285916
lol Hardin was a complete retard, took them long enough to fire him
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>>387298653
b-but it's just super mario
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>>387282739
>raping people
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>>387306762
I think I might have prank called you with that, cause this exact thing happened to me once.
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>>387282739
Social media was a mistake.
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>>387293615
>>387302014
How would you fuck up your ass just by stick your finger in there? Don't pornstars and gay people do it all of the time?
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>>387283330
It only works for Sonic because he was designed around being edgy (in the actual way, not in the Shadow way), and since there's been so many blunders in the series Sega can make fun of other people while also making fun of themselves.

It's not an excuse to make fun of your customers like what all of these other companies are doing. Wendy's is just a restaurant, not a fucking game mascot
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Aren't Nintendo competing with fucking Apple for the components for the Switch? No wonder they can't get any in stock
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>>387307582
>americans
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>>387293717
That way we know he's a qt trap
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>>387287467
It's true. I help run the FGC at my college and every week we have to remind people to wear deodorant.
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>>387288786
Wouldn't the toilet paper just stick to it? i just use my thumb to get it off.
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>>387286746
The Switch isn't artificially scarce, it's actually scarce because of the NAND shortage that's effecting basically everyone but Apple.
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>>387282865
>said the company that intentionally told it's employees to tell customers that the wii was out of stock when it wasn't to drive up demand

anyone who trusts this company is a fucking idiot
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>>387283118
>mfw people are actually angry and offended about this.

I love it when normies enter /v/
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>>387285587
Absolutely impossible in Canada.
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>>387292973
It's part of the meme bro
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>>387305645
god bless MALF
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>>387283970
You sound pretty arsesore, Clifford.
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I work at Gamestop. My issue with the Switch debacle is that Gamestop is primarily not sending Switches to be sold in stores. Talking to my store's Nintendo rep, he told me that Nintendo is providing shit tons of consoles, but Gamestop is making them scarce. Barring the 5 consoles sent to store every couple months, the only way to get a Switch is to go into a store and order an entire bundle with extra shit you may or may not want to be shipped to your house. These bundles end up saving you like, 5 dollars, and make you wait a week (but you can pay $40 for two day shipping.) Clearly people who make far more money than me know something special, but from experience on the sales floor, if the Switches were in-store, people would buy the extra accessories and games anyway. The bundle is forcing attach rates for some reason, when in reality, people take the thing home, open it, and within 2 days say, "Huh, I really could use a case/extra joycon/game/etc."

tl;dr gamestop is making people believe they are only receiving limited quantites because they're fucking jews.
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>>387282865
it's not that funny
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>>387282739
Cliff is rather stupid here because the smocking gun is why are switches rare everywhere? Best Buy, Walmart, Target and any other electronics store sells out as soon as they get them, unless we are going full tin foil and saying they are all in on it Gamestop would just be hurting their sales. The only times they pull that shit is when they get excursive items they can control the flow over.
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>>387282865
>3 people reply
>/v/ pretends to react to the post hoping they get in the screencap
Really mows the lawn
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>>387290471
Clifford if you're here how do you feel about being screencapped?
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>>387304086
How did it come to this? Did we make this happen? Did 4chan really ruin a fucking generation into retardation?
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>>387283970
t. big red dog
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>>387285983
Retarded frogposter
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>>387286340
Gamestop gave the employees little badges that said "Yes we have Battletoads" when Rare Replay came out. The meme backfired and got them profit.
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>>387283330
you just mad cause you wish you came up with it first Ronald.
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