Tried to dodge, didn't work

I press a button, he gets a throw.
Wow, fuck this. Take your laggy-ass win.

tried to marry, didn't work

Didn't press anything, nothing happens.

time for the hourly DSP thread
post more epic "I was pressing buttons" memes for the 5957372919th time

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>>387277818

>>387277978
XD

FUCKIN BASED DSP

SUCK IT HATERS, HE'S GOING STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE, MORE MONEY DUE TO STREAMING AND NO BALL AND CHAIN MONEY SINK G/F

YOU'RE DONE, YOU WASTED YOUR LIFE, JUST FUCKING PULL THE TRIGGER ALREADY, YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC RETARDED DIAPER WEARING FUCKING RETARDS.

HURRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GONNA GO MAKE ANOTHER HOUR LONG PODCAST AND WATCH 20 HOURSS OF DSP CONTENT AND MMAKE A 2 HOUR VIDEO, THAT'LL END HIM. HURRRRR


THE ONLY THING THAT'S ENDED IS YOUR FUCKING SANITY AND YOUR FUCKING TIME, YOU FFUCKKING FFAIL AT LIFE

>>387278028
You're still a bigger cancer than he is, Fred. Evaluate your own life before tackling a lolcow.

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>>387277585

https://clips.twitch
.tv/InspiringTastySangKappaRoss

>>387278138
Why did he need to jerk off like a hobo on the bus when he had a "girlfriend"?

e celebs aren't video games

>>387278549
DSP IS FUCKING BASED AND EXEMPT FROM THAT RULE

DSP IS /v/ HE IS THE KING

KNOW YOUR FUCKIN ROLE, PLEB

I think Phil is a fucking retard, but his cahntent is still 100 times better than SoK shit.
>Complain about individual for hours
>Watch his stream for hours
>Put leddit-tier comments in an hours-long edited video, slap on your watermark and call it a day
>Tell yourself "At least I'm not Phil"
>Repeat

>>387278523
he's a confirmed cuck

>>387278523
she was sucking BBC the day she met DSP and never stopped