load = blown

>>387269916

Women are people, not objects to enact your sexual fantasies, creep.

thats not thicc that's tight
too bad no one uses that word anymore

>>387269916
tits > ass

How feasible is it for me to play this with a 1050ti and an i5?

>>387269916
I'd fuck her there and then regardless of whether she liked it or not.

>>387269916
But that's not gerudo Link.

>>387270012
they also often have cute butts and I would gladly stick my erect member between their cheeks

File: great fashion sense.png (557KB, 895x890px) Image search: [Google]

557KB, 895x890px

>>387270012
I would like to know which people enact sexual fantasies with objects
Like, legit objects. Fucking concrete blocks and blenders n shit

>>387270071
it's the other way around dude

>>387270606
God I want to cum in her boots and make her wear them

>>387270606
there was that guy that liked floor tiles

File: 1501124131776.gif (2MB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x400px

>>387269916
>Firm ass > thicc ass
Finally some people with taste

>>387270012
That's not a woman. That's a fictional character

>>387269916
get laid

Incels are so pathetic. lol

>>387271501

>Implying firm and thicc are mutually exclusive

If women weren't so ignorant and averse to exercise, more of them would realize that squats make their butts bigger and firmer.

>>387270046
thicc can be tight

>>387270085
Good

Is BotW comfy? I'm looking for a game I can sit down and relax while playing

>>387270957
Don't fucking talk bad about my floor tiles, fucktard.

File: as.jpg (29KB, 1080x762px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 1080x762px

Do you guys think that princess Zelda would go down to the Knights faction and let them fondle and grope her?

>>387273235
Botw is comfy as fuck, lots of exploring, and horse riding to get lost in.

>>387270839
Same

>>387270071
Tits are life, ass is hometown

I want to cum on my floor tiles. They always look soo hot.

>>387273959
I wonder if he even browses /v/ anymore

>>387269916
I want that ass on my face

File: 1474090848627.png (138KB, 350x350px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 350x350px

Everyone in this thread has shit taste.

File: 001.jpg (313KB, 850x1886px) Image search: [Google]

313KB, 850x1886px

Why won't Nintendo give Princess Zelda her own game? She's been a ninja, a pirate, a ghost, and a scientist. Can Nintendo not come up with a game concept for any of those things?

>>387275493
gege

>>387275493

At least you can be her in Hyrule Warriors.

>>387277225
But I want to do more than just fight. I want to play as Tetra and do pirate shit with her crew or build guardians with BotW Zelda

>>387270606
sex toys?

>>387269916
there's definitely a load blown out of her butt if ya know what I mean

dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

mmmmmm-mmmm-mm.... it's time... all those taco bell buffets, paying off... i'm ready

PFFFFTT

SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF... oh postively foul... SNIIFFFF when did you eat chines--- BRRAPAAAAAAPAPPRRRRRRLLLLLLTTT

hold it in... i beg you my dear.... you must... please... hold it in till we get to my bowl.... i know that was a lot... of taco bell.. oh your tummy must hurt so.... almost there... oh yes, there it is, my bowl

BBBRRRRAAEEEEEEERRRRRRRRLRLLLLLTTTTPRPPPTRRR BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP BRAPAPAPAPRRPRRTTT PFFFTTTTTLLLR PFFFT PFFFFT

mm, o hthe smell, sweet and tangy... glazed in dirito dust, from the locos tacos, mixed in with the feast oh so heavinly... oh, so many bits and pieces... mmm, i can't resist, it's time to eat!

GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP mmm yes my dear GLORPGLORPGLOPRGLORPpostively scrumtious, oh i must have more

BBBRAAAAAAAAAAPAPPPHLLHHHLHLLTLTTTTTRT

GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP-thank you my dear GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP this is a heavenly treat GLORPGLORPGLORPGLORPGLOPRGLORPGLORPGLORPGLORP mmmm oh yes GLORPGLORP smorgasboard

SSSSSLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

All done!

>>387270071
Wrong. Small tits and a Nice ass looks good. Big tits and no ass looks disgusting

>>387269916
What kind of underwear does she wear? This is very important.

File: 1502763055212.png (358KB, 552x543px) Image search: [Google]

358KB, 552x543px

>>387277629
underrated

File: nM3asYG.png (1MB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 960x960px

>>387269916
Reminder that this model isn't in the game and cannot be ripped.

>>387279323
why are asses so great, /v/ ?

>>387279323
What? Really? This one cutscene has its own model for Zeruda?

any good BOTW zelda doujins?

File: xmkjdzzg.png (30KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 657x527px

>>387270012
What if one wants to have sex with you?

>oh anon, i love you, and I know you love me, you have a boner every time you talk to me
>please anon were together now, feel my boobs, my soft white skin, look at my blonde hair. hold my body please...

>Naa...you're a person, not a sexual fantasy.

File: 14812518142564.jpg (100KB, 1500x844px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 1500x844px

>>387277629
everytime

>>387269916
What did you clean the screen with?

>>387280281
The model of Zelda wearing those tight pants doesn't exist in the game's files. It was only ever used in prerendered cutscenes. Barring some DLC stuff, it will never be ripped from the game and used for nefarious reasons.

>>387280281
Zelda with pants was only in cutscenes which were pre rendered. so no model for us

File: 1500289773849.jpg (61KB, 482x427px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 482x427px

>>387279323
Why do 3Ds have to ruin everything?

>>387281582
but can we rebuild it? do we have the technology?

File: linkle.png (960KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

960KB, 1080x1920px

>>387281916
We could, but it wouldn't be the same. IT JUST WOULDN'T BE THE SAME.

Someone has remade it on their own, but it's shit.

>>387281582
Wait.
She isn't in game with those clothes?
Never played BOTW

>>387270012
Didnt ask

>>387282516
She's never in-game, the only time you see her is in cutscenes

>>387282590
Well fuck.
So no official model of her ever?

>>387282674
DLC coming out, there's a possibility. I doubt it though

>>387282674
The Champion's Ballad DLC will be focusing on her and the other 4, so there's still hope.

File: sidon.jpg (56KB, 671x472px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 671x472px

load = blown

>>387270071
Meme opinion

File: 12.jpg (591KB, 1280x1869px) Image search: [Google]

591KB, 1280x1869px

>>387280376

File: 1498157025622.png (739KB, 750x1500px) Image search: [Google]

739KB, 750x1500px

>>387275493

>>387283374
>post page
>no source
anon...

>>387283291
t. nigger

>>387283719
>URL plainly visible

>>387270012
people can be sexy

>>387279323
B

>>387277629
>GLORP
Interesting

>>387270071
Both are fine and I can agree for both, but let's be real, big niggerish butts are disgusting, as are giant veiny fake tits.

>>387283374
BR

>>387270012
If this was made in cpp (which it most likely is) she is literally an object.

>>387283291
>ass-crazed lunacy not being the biggest meme of this decade

File: joy.jpg (3KB, 125x107px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 125x107px

Never before has mankind misapprehended the nature of an anatomical feature so severely as in the female buttocks.

The ideal female hindquarters are first of all wide-set, with a substantial gap, so as to aide the passing of offspring. Then the glutes themselves must swell pleasantly with health, but like a star confined by its own gravity, its diameter must be limited and it must be shapely and pert, with no excess.
Its consistency should be such that if one were to grab it, their fingers would sink slightly into the surface yet not be engulfed. Rows of buttflesh should rise up in the gaps between one's digits.

Thus is the nature of the female bottom.

>>387287284
THICCCC

>>387278585
A man of true taste.

I enjoy both tits and ass, but this man is stating facts.

>>387279323
3dpd

>>387279323
the
ass
was
fat

File: DCCBJHhUwAAtrKJ.jpg (110KB, 992x1026px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 992x1026px

FAT
ELF
BUTT

>>387270012
Women hate being objectified unless its by a 6'4" Ronaldo bod Archie from Riverdale face chad, then they love being objectified

>>387283374
is that the conclusion of an 英傑 pun?