You have no excuse not to own a Switch

>Only has one game worth buying

You have no excuse to actually own one.

I don't want to own a Switch™

>>387247732
I'm over 12 years old, I'm not the target demographic

Splatoon 2 sold like shit in America's. I don't want to play against the moon

I have shit taste and brain damage, what now?

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>>387247732
>Switch on a plane

You're baiting for Bing Bing Wahoos, aren't you?

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lol

>>387247732
I can't afford one.

>>387247978
Enjoy your Switch.

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>>387247732
I'm poor

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>>387247732

I have plenty:

>overpriced handheld
>underpowered console
>gimmick-ridden default controller
>pro controller sold separately
>32GB internal storage
>not enough games for a two-in-one Nintendo system
>paid online
>voice chat via smartphone app
>no Monster Hunter World

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>>387247732
>not enough worthwhile games
>not in stock anywhere
>shitty specs for the cost
>made of cheap materials
>shitty online capabilities that still requires a subscription

>>387247813
this. I'm considering getting one but I cant justify it for BotW alone. I dont really care about splatoon or mario and the Switch has nothing else going for it right now. Plus there are enough good games coming out for ps4 and peecee this year to keep me busy.

>>387248119
>>387248189
lmao can't even steal a console, fucking virgins

>>387247732
Why do we continuously have these threads. If you like Nintendo games and/or portable gaming, then the Switch is a great purchase. If you don't like Nintendo games, then play whatever games you do like on your PC or PS4. Stop with the faggoty console warring.

Its 400€.

>>387248430
prison will really suck for a /v/tard, but at least you'll probably lose your virginity

>>387248208
I've seen this image posted dozens of times, and I still don't know if it's supposed to be ironic.

>>387248686
Lol, sucks to be Eurotrash. Go play your FIFA.

>>387247732
Yes I do. Switch has no games

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The only reason I'd buy switch would be... no wait, I don't have any reason because the games on it are trash with the exception of Splatoon 2
Nintendo has run its course and it shows how the quality of their games are in deep decline. I'll stick with PC, any singleplayer game by nintendo, I can already play through emulation. Buying a console for one game alone would be truly an act of retardation. Not even 3 or 5 games would justify the purchase of any console.

>>387248686
€290 express shipping included if you import from Japan like I did.

>>387248208
The difference is people that typically play their switch in public are mentally ill manchildren.

So when the woman walks by and smiles at the mentally ill man child. Its just a friendly smile. But he thinks

>yeah that smug whore judging me. Thinking I'm fucked up. Probably on her way to cheat on her husband. Ill show her. I'm making a meme when I get home

>>387247732
I already have enough games to play on my platform of choice.
Might pick up a Switch for SMT eventually

I generally don't enjoy Nintendo games.

>>387249138
>I generally don't enjoy video games.

Then why are you here

Until those bastards at nintendo stop making gimmick consoles and actually focus on games, I'm not giving them my fucking money.
I'll just wait to emulate all 5 games worth a damn on switch.

>>387248302
>$300 isnt that expensive if you have a decent job
>You're trying to compact gaming hardware in a thing the size of a tablet
>I'll give you that
>Not really required unless you're a sperg who absolutely needs it
>Again, trying to fit all that hardware in a tablet
>I'll give you that
>Not yet, and likewise if you can't afford $50 a year (idk how much it will actually cost annually) thats sad
>It's only with friends so you might as well just use Discord or Skype
>I dont personally care

>>387249208
I don't like typical Nintendo games like Mario, Zelda etc. On the other hand i loved Luigis Mansion 2, Xenoblade 3d and honestly, nothing much else from Nintendo.

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>tfw you're buying a switch for Pokken
Don't try to reason with me, I'm beyond it

>>387249815
How the fuck could you like Luigi's Mansion 2 over a mainline Mario/Zelda, like how is it physically possible for your brain to host that opinion in its neurons???

>>387250241
Okay, I'm out. Bye.

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>>387247732
It's $570 in Mexico plus $80 for a game. Pretty valid excuse if you ask me.

>Le just stop living in a shithole
Refrain from replying.

>>387250342
>hur dur stop liking what I dont

stop being so immature, it is not like you can't enjoy whatever games you like because I don't enjoy them

>>387247813
Not even 1, BOTW is better on PC.

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>>387250342
I didn't say other games weren't a factor. I want to play Zelda also, but I could do that on Wii U. Maybe even CEMU soon enough. I don't really care about Mario. Pokken was just the main draw and other games are a bonus.

Also they just announced a Pokemon switch.