Here bro. You can be Player 2.
>>387233448
thnx brah
>>387233448
I already have my controller, thanks
>>387233663
ok but you have to be player 8
>>387233663
These days I just find spiders cute
looks more comfortable than the joy-con 2bh
hey bro you can use my new controller that my mom bought me
>>387233663
Oi! Dere's spidey on me CUNTROLLA YE CUNT
>>387233710
The hairless, tiny, sneaky and fast ones will never be cute fuck you
>>387233879
Oh, come on
>>387233448
They've finally made a custom controller for Manly Tears? That's pretty nice of them desu.
>>387233836
Hey, she's using it, Let her have her turn
>>387233950
that one is fuzzy as shit come on anon
i'm talking about this kind of nightmare
>>387234024
>>387234085
Latrodectus are just fine as long as you don't deliberately mess with them. Besides, they're not the skittering type. They just stay in their messy cobwebs and catch stuff. We have them all the time here i Florida
>>387234085
>live in Canada
>every spider here is cute
I want spiders to leave! You're not welcome here!
HAND over the controller, bro.
>>387234169
Well I'm not specifically talking about black widows, just spiders that have a similar sharp and dangerous looking appearance. See also: motherfucking banana spiders
>>387233804
>10 yous and I post more.webm
come on and help, anons.
>>387233710
I think it's cute when you mess up their web and seem them struggle lol
>Saving spiders from drowning in the bathroom every single day
is there a better feel
>>387233448
Still a better controller than one of the Switch's stick.
>>387234357
Why can't spiders bathtub?
>>387234357
Drowning them.
>>387234230
nah
Give us your vidya
>>387234287
Fun fact
out of around 40,000 species of spider, only around 40 are capable of putting you in the hospital (unless you have allergies). That's one in every ten thousand, unless you're one of those poor bogans down under who have to deal with funnel webs and mouse spiders all the livelong day
The spider you posted is perfectly harmless, and actually very cool.
>>387234357
>not watching them drown
That's more fun.
>>387234260
just a minute, I gotta pawse the game
>>387233448
What's this thing called? I assume it would be pretty neat for Android emulation.
>>387234485
Yes I understand this, but that doesn't make them any less alarming looking to see one of those fuckers move in real time. This is coming from someone that just leaves spiders to their own devices, I don't care about killing them. But seeing a particularly horrible spider still gets me going OH GOD WHAT IS THAT HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ABOVE MY HEAD
>"It doesn't have skin. It doesn't even WANT skin."
>>387234287
Why don't you like bananabutts, anon?
https://youtu.be/hIDxw81yMI0?t=1m40s
>>387233704
El culo te abrocho
>>387234480
>>387234506
you must be such a pleasant person in real life
>>387234809
F U Z Z
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Who else /spiderbro/ here
>>387234418
I want to do sexual things to this cartoon
>>387234889
Do you now?
>>387234953
this guy puts too much blush on his feet
but yea
>>387234878
I find bald spiders a lot less unnerving than hairy spiders. Bugs have no fucking business being hairy.
>>387234809
Do hairy spiders all shoot their hairs as a defense mechanism? I know the gargantuan birdeating spiders do and getting them in your eyes scares me more than getting bitten by a spider.
>>387233710
No you don't
>>387234415
Did you actually use one?
>>387233448
It's ok dawg, I brought mine.
>>387233448
Thanks, bruv
>>387235081
This. Spiders should all be killed on sight.
>mfw arachnophobia
>>387235038
All New World species (north and south american) or tarantula are capable of utilizing urticating hair. The Bireaters have the worst of it. Mine flicked at me once when I scared her while doing some enclosure maintenance, but I didn't even feel them. Most species hair is harmless unless you get it in your eyes or nose.
>>387234953
She's such a cute spider girl, and the best thing to come out of Undertale. It's too bad the goat mom is so popular, I need more spider lewds.
>>387234994
I actually like the blushing. It implies a lot of softness and tenderness and perhaps sensitivity
>>387235256
This is my eternal struggle with liking spiders. I just want to be their friend but they're too scared of me.
>>387233448
...Does that really say that to press L1 you have to press A and X together? That's fucked up. Lots of games use button combinations for other stuff.
>itt spidershits
moths are superior waifus
>>387234994
sca does great work
>>387236047
yandere turned housewife moth waifu is beyond perfect, jesus that second chapter is so fucking perfect
>>387235325
it is time?
>>387236047
>>387235325
Moths are cute too. Keep posting.
>>387236047
Yeah, have more than one lamp in the house and she'll walk into everything
>>387234205
>live in Canada.
>run into 50 dock spiders a day.
>>387236391
moths are moe af
>>387236364
Don't have any, but ok
>>387236223
yeh
>>387236823
>all this sca
this is a damn good day
>>387235483
If you want a spider friend who won;t be scared of you, I'd recommend just about anything from the genera Brachypelma, Grammostola, and (Formerly) Avicularia (I say formerly because there's been a whole lot of taxonomic clusterfuck lately with that genus, and it was just recently split into three different genera, but good luck getting the hobbyists on board with that).
Pic related. Brachypelma albopilosum: The Honduran curly hair tarantula. Arguably the best beginner species. Ultra docile and easy to take care of
>>387236823
just for you, my friend
>>387236945
Too bad that's all the Muffet i got from him that won't get me a three day vacation
>>387237503
>>387237589
>>387234260
>paws the game, bro
>>387236047
>>387236521
>>387237503
>>387237589
is pic related a moth?
>>387237861
Uguu
Pass the controller you filthy misogynist.
>>387238446
I've seen this pic before.
That isn't actually her, is it?
>>387238520
What if I told youit is?
>>387238520
no, this is """""she"""""
>>387238635
Well then I'd say she has okay feet, but nothing to go crazy over
>>387233448
Is that a Switch controler?
How big is too big for you, /v/?
Here's your console bro
I had 3 n64 controllers but this was the third one... Milage with it varied depending on the game.
>>387239416
How do you even hold it
>>387233950
cute
https://youtu.be/aNHK565cVe8?t=1m13s
>>387239616
>mfw she died
Why do I gotta have feelings about a giant spider, mang
>>387238667
God help me, I would.
This thread needs to burn. Seriously. Abandon ship. Set it on fire. Nuke it from orbit. Shoot it into a black hole.
>>387240359
Afraid of the creepy crawlies, are we?
>>387240440
as if i'm ever going to touch that webm with a barge pole
insects are the universe's idea of a middle finger on a micro level
>>387240537
Good thing the only insects in this thread are the moths, then
>>387240440
if you're afraid of this you're probably afraid of fucking lobsters
fucking pansies
haha, nice try. Pass me the controller so i can have a go
>>387240246
At first spider gf but
>and your smile
Moth waifu it is
>>387240976
>that slight toe popping towards the camera
Wheeeeeeeeeeew
>>387242634
it's like a fucking pokemon
>>387242634
That's pretty cool.
>>387240440
This bug is the epitome of looks scary but literally harmless. Like you can barely feel them pinching you harmless.
>>387240246
BEES ARE GOOD GIRLS. THEY DID NOTHING WRONG.
IN FACT WE NEED THEM.
>>387242634
that feeler leg is fucking hilarious
>>387242634
>snibeti snab :DD
>>387239117
Small is better, loli spiders are the best.
>>387239416
I played Mortal Kombat trilogy on this fucking thing once.
>>387243638
>>387243638
that's not even a spider. that's and Arachne
>>387243867
qt
>>387244054
moar my dear friend, MOAR
Hello, why are there so many creepy crawlies here?
>>387244237
I wish there was more spider or insect loli stuff in general.
>>387244398
They love Vidya
among other things
>>387244493
what about loli raptors?
>>387244398
Spiders are the most common enemy in vidya ever, it's only natural for a vidya board to be full of them.
>>387244610
Hard to say, the "clever girl" jokes would be insufferable and they would end up hating you.
I only ever used a Mad Catz controller in my ps2 days. Never had an original dual shock 2.
Spiders are cute.
>>387240246
If I'd choose then it would either be the ant, the bee or the moth.
Ants are cool and real teamplayers, also loyal.
Bees provide honey and aren't that mean. Also loyal.
Moth is just the sweetest cutie ever.
I choose the ant gf.
>>387245306
Jumpers especially
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPo8MG1pJ8w&t=38s
wtf even is this thread anymore?
>>387246948
Spiders, apparently
Spoode is purdy
>>387233663
Smaller spiders are more spindley and disgusting, tarantulas are just fluffy.
>>387240440
Amblypygi's are cute! CUTE!!!
>>387248916
>post the est
>>387249501
>rest
whoops
>>387234205
>wolf spiders
>cute
a leaf/spider poster, a new kind of evil