What video games would /v/ play with their children when they

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>>387232587
>thot

>implying

>>387232587

If I actually had kids I would encourage them to play sports or boardgames and don't let repeat the mistakes I've done.

>>387232587
I wouldn't allow my children to play vidya.

>>387233202
>>387233061
Why not? What mistakes?

>>387232797
>>387232858
What do you mean?

Probably some fighting games.
>>387233061
Has the right idea. My dad goofed in trying to encourage exercise and smart shit.
Don't let them get addicted to Electric stimulation like I am.
>>387233436
He means we're losers who won't ever breed.
Or they don't want to.

>>387233525
But when you get a gamer gf which levels up to a gamer wife, wouldn't you want gamer kids too?

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>>387233776
I'm not a gamer, and even if I got a gamer gf I'm sure I'd explain I want my children to not be obese wastes so I'm dumping my parenting stats in encouraging them to be productive and fit.

>>387233810
I don't get it

>>387233960
Why would you get a gamer girlfriend if you're not a gamer?

I would play spookie games, specially if it's a girl, I always wanted a daughter to cuddle and tell there's nothing to worry about; platform games and table games like monopoly, majhong and chess. When it grows I would play something online or RPGs. I cannot have kids though so I might adopt. I guess we desire the most what we cannot reach

>>387234025
Maybe I like her for other reasons than her hobbies.

i reckon I love vidya more because it became a forbidden fruit when I played too much. If I can get my kid to asscociate vidya as a 'dad' thing, they'd be more likely to be drawn to other stuff

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LOL

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>>387235546

If I ever think of having kids I want someone to rip off my bals with a rusty pair of pliers.

>>387232587
IF I have kids I'd encourage them to be social or take up physical activites. If they gravitate toward vidya, cool. But I'd want them to have a social upbringing; with actual people they can call friends. I don't want them to be like me. At this point I'm in too deep to care/change things.

>>387235645
fallout is thrash

>>387237048
Imma tell my kids about my adventures in the waste land and about cait my waifu.

Why don't you guys want kids?

>>387232587
>when they have children?
lmao

>>387238345
Why do you want kids?

>>387238345
that'd require them to obtain a woman, they'd rather just say "I don't want children" than have to confront the ugly reality of their unattractiveness.

>>387238345
They're giant money sinks who break stuff. I'd rather spend my money on food and video games.

>>387238528
>Implying having a women and children are mutually exclusive

>>387238345

They're snotty, drooly, whiny little money sinks.

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>when they have children?

>>387232587
not much, our tastes in games just don't overlap. When she was younger she liked GTA IV, but now sticks mostly to facebook

>>387232587
>Would you play video games with your children?
Fuck yeah I would. My dad introduced me to video games in '91, so it seems only natural to do the same if I have kids.
>What video games would /v/ play with their children when they have children?
Adventure games and platformers when they're young and FPS, action games, and RPGs when they're older.

>>387233960
Not everyone who plays video games for more than they should is a fat slob.
If you saw me in public you'd think I was a dude bro who watches sports and drinks bear.
Get /fit/ so people can't blame your hobbies on your short comings.

>>387238345
I used to want a wife and kids when I was young (like kindergarten), but people kept talking down the idea of kids by saying you're young and should wait (obviously) but even now when I'm 24 people say I have plenty of time and to not rush things.
What they don't know is I've never had a girlfriend and I don't like female companions.
I find women attractive physically but other than that they are boring and restrictive.
Children aren't boring, but they are restrictive.
Women and children are time sinks and I've already found that there isn't enough time in the day to get done what I'm already doing.
I don't want to give up my time playing video games to the responsibilities of family in a society that doesn't respect fathers.

>>387238556
>break stuff
This honestly, my dad put a lock on his study so we wouldn't mess with all his memorabilia.
I think if I have kids I'm going to do the same thing.
Put a lock on one room and keep everything I care about inside at least until they learn to respect my things, which is likely never simply because I know I don't always listen to my father.