What's in the the box?

>>387229789
mega assblast masturbator 6000

Burgers

>>387229789
Sonic Mania CE? If not, it better be a fuckton on Dragon Dildos or Onaholes.

This 5

>>387229789
if switch you will send it to me

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>>387229789
I'm cumming

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>>387229978

>>387229978
What kind of unboxing is this shit? Where's the suspense nigger? Fuck you, reported.

>>387229978
Fucking nice dude. Enjoy the best Sonic game in years.

>>387229964
sorry mate,but i took your 5.

>>387229789
Gwynneth Paltrow's severed head.

>>387230024
>Wanting a fresh image each time the knife moves 1cm closer to the box
Literally the worst threads, OP did it right.

>>387229978
>keys on bed

disgusting

>>387229978
>collecters edition
>cartridge not included

????????

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Smells like plastic

>>387229978
Is that a flail on the bed? You have a BDSM fetish?

>>387230349
It only comes with a download code? You think they'd give a physical copy.

>>387230349
Bit jealous. Something about classic Sonic really activates my nostalgia, I don't even like Sonic that much.

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Beauty indeed

>>387230349

Does yours not have the cartridge with ring?

>>387229789
Dude your knife is having an existential crisis over there.

>>387229789
I like that knife.

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>>387229978
>>387230349
>>387230568
Fuck you, OP, I gotta wait 2 weeks to get this due to the PC version getting fucked over. Have fun dude.

What are the chances of anyone being able to port Mania to the Sega Saturn?

>>387230568
That's a really nice figure.

what a fucking dimwit

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>>387230574
Mine has the ring. Is yours missing the ring?

>>387230769

Mine comes Thursday.

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>>387229978
>>387230568
>I'm cumming
Do It

>>387230608
I'd be more worried about it giving OP a psychotic breakdown one of these days.

>>387230568
Hotclue.

>>387230349
Does that genesis work? If not, unimpressed.

>>387230909
*glue

>>387229789
I want that knife. Where can I get one like that?

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This unboxing was fun, but I have more important things to do now.

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>>387230568

>>387230942
It doesn't play Genesis games, it's supposed to play the "Sega" voice thing you hear at the beginning of each classic Sonic game.

>>387230996
Enjoy your video game, anon. Get all the Chaos Emeralds don't be a scrub.

>>387229789
Tracy's severed head.

>>387230996
Like getting a decent sized TV, yeah

>>387229978
>eurocuckold
>switch
killyourself

>>387231221
I also have the game on PS4, as I had to cancel my PC pre order.

>>387229789
>Bragging about eating shit earlier than everyone else

>>387231337
>being a whiny jelly baby

>>387231498
>being jelly of someone who not only bought a switch, but also a special sonic statue and a game for the switch
Personally, I'm not jelly, I'm sad people like you exist.

>>387231720
See >>387231498

>>387231720
>>387231498
>>387231337
>implying things on /v/ in 2017
I hope the two of you are seriously considering suicide as an alternative to keeping this up.

>>387229789
What is west london like, Also amazon UK has trippy labels compares to the US ones

>>387229978
>sonic
>on a bingtendo machine

this isn't right

>>387230996
Jesus christ get a tv stand. And a TV bigger than 28 inches.

>>387230996
>placing electronics that become warm from use over a radiator

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well this unboxing turned out pleasant

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>>387229789
>>387229978
>>387230024
>Sonic unboxing thread
>is done super quickly
I don't see the problem here anon

>>387232590
The radiator doesn't work anymore. Instead my house has heating from under the floor boards.

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>>387230638
>preorder the PC collector's edition internationally
>slated to arrive the same day it's playable

>>387231221
100% of cuck porn is american

Coincidence?