Thoughts?

Mommy

That hair is fucking retarded and her nose is ugly as shit.

whats wrong with her legs

>>387224623
I think that if Nintendo should ever put out a live action Zelda movie, the first one out should be Skyward Sword. Despite it being a shitty game, it has one of the better stories and characterizations in the franchise.

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Thicc

>>387224735

I personally think Wind Waker is the best story in any Zelda game. SS had more cinematic cutscenes, but the events themselves and character development didn't feel like anything particularly special within the franchise.

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>>387224623
thoughts ?

>>387224926
Okay what's this.

the zelda character I lust for most is still link

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>>387224623
Potato face on a perfect body is still a deal breaker, no matter what.

>>387224926
sauce

>>387224926
I didn't know oda was still active

>>387224925
Wind waker would be the sequel that changes tone completely

>>387224623
YASSSS QUEEN SLAY

>>387224735
SS gameplay is great, fuck you
the storyline is good but probably not the best. can't complain tho, SS is a fucking masterpiece

>>387225071
He is apparently.
My fav is still Izayoi Seishin but Oda's women are top tier.

>>387224925
I didn't say anything about being the best concerning SS so it's alright.

I'm just saying that SS should be the first movie out because it sets the table for the rest of the franchise moving forward and is an origin story for the Master Sword.

WW wouldn't be a good first experience for the casual moviegoer to the Zelda franchise, because it completely deconstructs the Zelda in-universe formula.

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>>387225083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsPEKgQNGlg

There's nothing like this in the rest of the franchise. I got goosebumps in 3:30.

>>387225230
(You)

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>>387224623
gender swapped akuma?

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>>387224926
>mfw I read 厄災ガノン as 厄介ガノン

>>387225272
It's also a straightforward Hero romance story.

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>>387224623
Looks like a drag queen.

Women are supposed to be soft, not muscular and manly.

>>387224623
diamonds

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>>387225051
Image search motherfucker

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>>387225417
>this is considered skinny in murrica
Fucking murriclaps stop eating burgers

>>387224623
T H I C C
one of the best looking characters in the whole Zelda universe
d-dont complain about her nose, me like it ;-;

>>387224735
>>387224925
>>387225272
I think what matters the most is the games having enough story events and character interactions to be able to adapt those in movie form. Of course when adapting a game into a movie, you'll have to severely shorten the actual gameplay parts since they're seldom interesting in a storytelling sense. In Zelda's case, the dungeons and the random exploration done by Link alone wouldn't work well as a movie. Taking that into consideration, I think Skyward Sword would work alright by condensing the initial search for Zelda until the end of the Lanayru Mining Facility and, later on, the search for the Sacred Flames, or maybe have Groose help Link out in that part so there can be more character interactions. It would also be cool if they added the SS manga prequel to the story as a flashback when Zelda reveals the truth.

As for Wind Waker, I think it would more easily work as a movie with fewer changes because its side characters in the "getting the plot trinkets" parts are more tightly woven to the overall narrative than in SS and you have stuff like the Medli/Makar dungeons where they accompany Link. Just skip the Triforce quest though, make it so that the whole Triforce is on the Ghost Ship since that's the only interesting part of the whole ordeal that would have potential for an adaptation.

>>387225525
it isnt though

>>387224623

Re-conceptualize character in own artistic fashion and leave jew nose in there.

Artists will never cease to amaze me with the liberties they take and the what could have been's.

>>387224926
>No abs
come the fuck on oda

>>387225893
that's the official concept art, dummy

>>387224623
>you'll never impregnate her
It hurts to live.

>>387225961
The average /v/irgin would die trying though.

>>387225712
If the director is competent, they could expand Fi's role more. That's why Medli and Makar were necessary for WW Link because he had no companion inside the dungeons after he left Red Lion. Fi is with SS Link anywhere.

Fi works as the fool and infodump. Plus WW wouldn't work as the first film because it goes straightaway to having the Hero spirit not choose anyone at birth.

>>387225083
Thinking about it, you have a point. Wind Waker should never be the first Zelda movie adaption. It would work great as an experimental, Miyazaki-esque film, but only after the Zelda groundwork was established.

>>387226026
theres worse ways to go

>>387225951

Yeah, in a new game, where producers and developers had an option and chose to ignore it.

Why continue to make guredos perfect and then just have a gigantic oi vey on their face.

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>>387225512
Image search brings up jack shit, anon.

>>387224926
>the accessory vendor that canonically sleeps nude every night

A top-tier choice, Oda.

>>387226302

Gerudo's*

>>387224690
That hair is fucking amazing and her nose is beautiful

>>387226454
shit

>>387226206
>WW wouldn't work as the first film because it goes straightaway to having the Hero spirit not choose anyone at birth

It was my sister's first Zelda and she loved the story. No need to explain the origin of everything. The intro works really well as a way of establishing some context in a very mysterious/long time gone way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDyk2gt-bYc

Sure, it's not a conventional Zelda setting, but it's the one that works best as a movie on its own.

>>387226206
Oh, I wasn't talking about WW being adapted first. The ideal order, assuming they couldn't just adapt every game, would be SS -> OoT -> WW, kinda like the Castlevania animated series has started with CV3 and will probably get to SotN later.

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>>387226326
>being retarded on the internet

>>387225417
yeah gods forbid a woman decides to better herself by working out. abs are fucking gay amirite us str8 men huh?

I want to watch her discipline Zelda.

>>387225121
what the fuck does this even mean? is this how anglos talk?
german scientists should have fled to russia instead...

>>387226514
There's no argument about almost all Zelda games being good standalone stories.
But part of WW's shock was the departure from the reincarnation cycle due to time shenanigans.
A few films cementing the cycle in the audience's minds should be enough before breaking it.
>why isn't link the hero this time?
>Ocarina of Time
>oh right
The casual filmgoer should be at an appropriate level of understanding when they hear those words.

>>387226545
For me the ideal order would be
>SS
>OoT 1
>OoT 2 they'll drag that shit out for $$$, but the formula lends itself well
>MM
>TP

Then another timeline
>WW
>PH
>ST

Then the downfall timeline last. Just continue canon timelines like ALttP to ALBW then jump to another continuity like Four Swords - Triforce Heroes or something.

Just don't jump timelines and continuities. Once you started something finish it till the end. The last thing you want your audience thinking is WTF did I just watch

>>387225386
Dont eat ass folks

>>387227108
>There's no argument about almost all Zelda games being good standalone stories.

I don't think most Zelda games have stories that can be considered interesting enough to make for good movies without SERIOUS modifications and creative licenses on the moviemakers.

>But part of WW's shock was the departure from the reincarnation cycle due to time shenanigans.

I disagree wholeheartedly. The "reincarnation cycle thing" isn't something you're all that aware of during the game and surely the story isn't centered around that. It's cool to circlejerk about it with other Zelda nerds, but WW itself is about the journey of a boy who wants to save his sister, but gets involved in something way bigger than anything he would have expected.

And that's very Zelda-like.

>>387226621
Nigga I tried saucenao and it brought up fuck all.

>>387227608
My computer is smarter than yours, I guess.

>>387226656
Muscularity is a masculine feature you closeted homo. Women are not biologically meant to be muscular

>>387224623
She's seems nice.

>>387224623
>>387224840
That huge nose shouldn't make her that much more intriguing, and yet it does?
It is because it's sharp?

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>>387224623
Best looking Gerudo in the game. It was a ucky man who got to impregnate her

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>>387226328
that's a different Gerudo called Isha

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>>387230528
stopping to look at this, BotW might have more named npc's than Horizon Zero in one fucking town

I am officially upset that Horizon even was considered competition to BotW

>>387226302
>not understanding the differences between a greek and semite nose shape
>being stupid

Gerudo have an exaggerated greek nose profile.

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>>387224623
>I love brown girls
>I love fit girls/amazon women
>My dick immediately goes limp the moment I see that large fucking nose.

Wtf man this is some frustrating shit.

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I'm now going to post pictures of Urbosa's nose

>>387231312
I want to kiss it

>>387231312
>>387231470
I want to bop it gently with a finger.

And my dick.

Super hot.
SUPER. HOT.
SUPER .HOT.

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>Dudebro Osama Bin Laden with a red wig is hot

This what nintentoddlers believe.

>>387232384
>posts that garbage
What's it feel like to have no taste?

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>>387224623

Gerudos are best women

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>>387229983
Why wouldn't it?
Am I the only man who finds a woman with a large but well shaped nose more attractive?

>>387224687
Seriously, is she really Link's freaking mom? I saw this in some imgur or deviantart comic a week after the game came out and couldn't believe it.

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>>387232780
if she was Link would be Gerudo himself

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>>387225230
ugh /v/ isn't even being edgy here, everyone everywhere hates this game. SS is a beautiful game. Sucks people hate it.

also had best zelda

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>>387225306
How hard is it for Nintendo to make a truly plot driven zelda that focuses on real drive?
MM is the closest we got to that. I like this scene because Ganondorf is actually talking like a person with history.

If the BOTW engine took 6 years to make, i doubt they'd just waste it. I want BOTW 2, like MM, and I want story, I want realism, I want some emotion besides happy, bit sad, and fighting.

A scary BOTW with actual monsters and horror, with unexplored dungeons, and a land that looks like a society actually made a land there, instead of this open world few village empty grass monster mess.

>>387225306
wtf ganons actually got some personality.

>do not fear, i will not kill you, I just need the power that resides within you.
i actually respect him

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>>387228881
Humans have muscles, humans can work out those muscles to become stronger.
Go be retarded somewhere else, you projecting faggot

>>387225525
Where did you get that assumption from anywhere in the picture

>>387228881
>biologically meant
you have no idea what that means, do you?

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>>387232526
my thought exactly anon

>>387225750
Have to roll

>>387232384
kys

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Urbosa gets me so hard. Those thicc hips! I bet she'd crush my lower half with those thighs as she squeezes the living shit out of my dick like a bottle of syrup.

Also, in that one cutscene where she's laying with zelda, did they smash?

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>>387234604
Nope, Urbosa is like a big sister maybe even mother to Zelda plus she seems like she wants Link and Zelda to get along maybe even become a couple

>>387234436
>wake up
>see this
what do?

>>387234887
feel the blood flowing into a certain part of my anatomy

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>>387233379
I will kill everyone in this thread if it meant getting this Zelda model in the game's files. THE ONE I WANTED MOST CAN'T BE RIPPED.

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>>387228881
But think of the vagina muscles. She could squeeze your junk and empty your balls like nothing. Also she'd birth top tier muscular children.

>>387234243
This. Big noses can be cute on girls, kind of like fuzzy eyebrows.

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>>387236852
Unconventional beauty. I always forget the word unconventional.

>>387237761
she needs to go easy on the make up or take off that mask

>>387224735
>shitty game
Fat fuck detected

>>387224690
And she's still the best looking female in the game somehow.

>>387225041
>potato face
You're thinking about Zelda.

>>387224623
Why did ganondorf care about his people when he had every hylian woman to fuck?

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>>387238631
Did you mean to say why did he care about Hyrule when he had all the Gerudo to fuck?

Assuming you didn't what makes you think Ganondorf was desirable to Hylian women like Gerudo are desirable to (some) Hylian men

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>not choosing fun-sized gerudo

>>387239070
How tall is she? I'm 5'10" and I like my women taller than me.

>>387230849
>competition

Huh?

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>>387239175

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>>387239070
she's not fun sized, she's a child. I'll talk to her in 5 years

>>387238872
>not wanting superior white blondes over gingers
I find that unlikely

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>>387239559
>not wanting superior delicious brown
555 come on now

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>>387232526
>>387234243
>>387236852

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>>387239663

>>387239559
Once again why would they be attracted to him? On top of that Ganondorf would have the same issue all Gerudo have of all his kids being Gerudo and female

Are you implying Ganondorf spent his 7 year rule helping himself to the female Hylian populace if he couldn't seduce them

>>387240581
sex

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>>387224623

crossover when

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>>387232526
>>387234243
>>387236852
I don't often discuss my tastes but womens' noses are top-tier aesthetic. You gents are alright.

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Am I the only one who wants to see a game with desert Gerudo and sea faring Gerudo

>>387224926
>links face and that booty

>>387233379
>i want realism
Stopped giving a fuck

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>>387236852
>Big noses can be cute on girls, kind of like fuzzy eyebrows.

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How big is Urbosa's massive futa cock?

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>>387242526
non-existent. If Gerudo had futas among them they wouldn't have to look for husbands

>>387232504
POST UNCROPPED PLS

>>387242631
Maybe they're sterile.

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>>387242927

Big nose
Literal sand nigger

>>387242927
Afrobull

>>387224623
Literally the best NPC of any Zelda game

>>387243081
Can neither impregnate or become pregnant that would be a huge waste of genetic resources. they wouldn't survive due to natural selection

>>387230849
>BotW might have more named npc's than Horizon Zero in one fucking town

Well, every single NPC in BotW is unique.

>>387243440
No they just can't get people pregnant.

>>387243359
>Afrobull
nice

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>>387231519

>>387232526
>am I the only-

no, you're not the only fucking one, you're replying to a person with the same fucking opinion as you, you attention seeking cunt

>>387243523
That's not true and you know it.

>>387239385
>Child

She's like 15 years old which would be an adult in a medieval society so it's okay.

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>>387243650
I wish they barefoot or wearing sandals in game. I hate the high heels

>>387231247
I was with you for a bit there. You're a faggot.

>>387243749
Only ones that aren't are disguised Yiga, but even then I couldn't tell you how many there were.

>>387234887
At least gonna die on a good way

>>387224623
Nose: The Woman

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>>387243775
If Link is the same age as Zelda that would make her a year or two younger than him. I think the gap is a bit larger than that.

Also based on age restricted access to one of the Springs I believe 17 is when people are considered adults in BotW

>>387224926
>no muscle at all
It's shit

>>387224926
but wheres the sauce?

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>>387243749
>>387243932
The Gerudo are better than previously but there's still a fair amount of copy pasting

>>387231247
Condition yourself, faggot.

>>387224623
essentially rape

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>>387244261

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>>387237761
>beauty
>white

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>>387244056
Riju is officially 13, and Link 17 (he says so in game). 17 seems to be the age of adulthood, so they'd have to wait until Riju is 17 and Link 21.

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>>387244889
>>387232504
>Gerudo impregnation

>>387244857
Here is your (you)

>>387244889
>you will never impregnate an entire society of brown busty desert amazons
There's a reason I got of bed today, but I can't remember what it was.

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>>387245121
Zelda says she's 17. We assume Link is the same age. Nothing is stated to my knowledge about Riju's age

As for your pic, Riju so far seems like she'll be a diplomat rather than a warrior like Urbosa was but she's still young so that may change.

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>>387245317
>>387245246

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>>387243359
>>387232504
>37 pages and counting

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>>387245325
No, Link is 17. When you go into the bar in Gerudo Town and ask for a Noble Pursuit, you have the option of telling the woman that you're 117 years old. Given that Link was asleep for 100 years, this is an obvious joke on his actually being 17.

That said, I did look into Riju's age and you're correct that her age isn't confirmed anywhere. I would imagine her being 3-4 years younger based on the fact that she's shorter while most Gerudo are significantly taller.

And yes, the filename in that pic is back from the first time that we ever saw Riju in a PV trailer, when we didn't know if the Gerudo would be in the game. Some were speculating that it was Din from Oracle of Ages/Seasons.

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>>387244857
>white

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The joke is he's over 100. It never states how much over 100. It's not unreasonable to assume 17 because he could also visit the Spring at that time but it's never directly stated he's the same age as Zelda.

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>>387246585
this is what's under her skirt

the 2nd image is a shop

>>387246603
He literally says 117. That's the exact age given in the text box. I'll go take a picture right now.

>>387246603
Following her around for a day was really cool. she will step outside to watch the guard train, when she's at her room she attempts to play with her plushies but nervously looks around so that nobody can see it, before she's going to bad she will tell her about her deceased parents and so on.

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>>387243654
It's a turn of phrase anon.

>>387225417
>>387232384
Normalfags aren't allowed here.

>>387224926
>everything non-doujin by oda was taken down from panda
GO FUCK YOURSELF FAKKU

i wanna snuggle up to a tall fit woman and be the submissive part of the relationship

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>>387225525
Yeah, us Europeans actually have taste. Now THIS is skinny. Dumb americucks burgerheads.

>>387248819
Is there anywhere to find their stuff now?

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>>387248868
>i wanna snuggle up to a tall fit woman and be the submissive part of the relationship

>>387246893
I eagerly await it

>>387248868
>Being a sub with a strong woman
You're why this fetish is trash.

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>>387247016
She never watches the guard's train
>Wake up
>see Patricia
>attend to her royal duties on the throne
>play with her dolls
>pay her respects to her mom
>go to bed

>>387249118
nhentai doesn't seem to give a fuck so there

>>387249224
All right, be right back.

>>387248868
Dominating a strong woman is far superior.

>>387244158
>ywn be given that good thing Nabooru promised to do for you

>>387249296
>>387249502
what if i want her to kidnap me and hurt me physically
beat me up everyday and force me to do stuff

>>387243110
Sauce plz ? Google and saucenao gives nothing.

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>>387249603
Risa is the girl for you

>>387249603
Then you're a huge beta.

>>387224926
>multi-service image search
>place in queue 17

REEEEEEEEEE

>>387249603
Oh that's hot then.
Just don't be a bitch.

>>387249660
it's about Link being feminised and eventually turned into a shemale or something

>>387224623
Literally happy merchant nose

>>387224926
looks like a drag queen

>>387249720
t. afraid of a little violence

>>387249224
Well, apparently once you trigger the dialogue once, you can't get it again. I'm currently checking to see if anyone has it on a BotW playthrough or something like that. However, when you got to Furosa and attempt to ask for a Noble Pursuit, she'll tell you that you don't look like an adult. You can then say, "I'm 117." or something to that effect, which she doesn't believe. Afterwards, she'll tell you that when you're older you can by. Frustratingly, I can't find anyone who has ripped the dialogue.

>>387250563
sure buddy

>>387250563
I saw the dialogue myself way back and your option was 'I'm over 100' no 17 got mentioned.

>>387225525
go to bed ireland

>>387250863
Can you try to find anyone on youtube or something who has played through it? That way we can confirm.

i want urbosa to stomp my head out and kill me

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>>387250563
i remember 117 too anon

>>387250563

It was "I'm over 100!"

>>387247463
No it's not, not the way you're using it

>>387251448
>>387251496
Could it be from two different localisations? What versions of the game were you all playing? I was looking at the NA version with English subs.

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>>387232526
>Am I the only
No.

>>387224926
Oda is doing official nintendo artwork again?

>>387224623
if that was in a sony game /v/ would say it's ugly and tumblr pandering.

>>387249203
O-Oh jesus.
I just got so hard I think I grew an extra dick.

>>387249203
i wanna lick her sweaty body clean

>>387224623
Hot

>>387224623
Her rear is safe behind that shield.

>>387250925
https://youtu.be/Uli539gZwlw?t=35m3s
This is the closest I've found of someone talking to Furosa before the Pokki quest, but there's nothing there of Link interjecting about his age.

>>387252183
>you will never eat sushi off her abs
Why live

>>387252452
It's after the quest. If you go back and talk to her after you finish the quest, you get more dialogue.

>>387224926
fugg

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>>387252504

>urbosa will never pick you up and forcefully kiss you into submission

>>387252750
I'd lick those abs until my tongue bled.
How can one person be so perfect in every way?

>>387239797
Takumi no, bad dog.

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are Gerudo a play on Ganguro? just curious

>>387252638
I'm trying anon, but nobody is bothering to go back to her after the quest is completed.

>>387234887
>what do?
>implying you have an option.
You are breeding material now, you have no choice and your dick no longer belongs to you, be glad it needed to be attached to you to be fully functional.

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>>387251554
It was,
>>387251738
True Jew was my Waifu

>>387253836
I'm also trying. I'd restart a game on master mode but it'd take me several hours to get to that place and by then the thread would be dead.

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>>387224623
Oh baby

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Her power is useful

>>387225417
>posts ugly fat whore
Not even greek/renaissance statues or images show this trash.

>>387254042
SAUCE?

>>387224623
the only reason I gave botw a shot

>>387254308
They also show tiny dicks, dicklet

>>387254486
It has pixiv filename, saucenao should work

>>387254809
nope

HINEY

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>>387255287
Gerudo butts, (Gerudo butts),
Gerudo butts, (Gerudo butts)!
Brown and white butts, (Brown and white butts),
Gerudo butts, (Gerudo butts)!

Brown ass momma, (Brown ass momma)
Hylian daddy, (Hylian daddy)!

Gerudo butts, (Gerudo butts),
Gerudo butts, (Gerudo butts)!
Brown and white butts, (Brown and white butts),
Gerudo butts, (Gerudo butts)!

>>387254486
https://imgur.com/a/8vvds#49W8tbo

Gotcha senpai

>>387254701
Yes and? least the female statues look hotter than that shit posted.

>>387253682
Did they exist 20 years ago?

>>387255730
lol thank you for that. gotta go change my ringtone.

>>387255781
>https://imgur.com/a/8vvds#49W8tbo
hot and cute

>>387255939
http://www.rbevan.com/FSgames/ganguro.html
Yup

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>>387255781

ugly character design i like amazons but holy shit its bad

>>387255781
Goddess bless you.

>>387251789
god I hope so

>>387251789
>again
what did he do back then?

>>387230849

>Meme Aids

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>>387224623
I wish you could attack people from the other races.

Hyrule is only for Hylians.

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>>387257763
cry more Hylian boi

Riju is best

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>>387257763
Hylians pre-Calamity could bring all the other races to heel with the Sheikah faithfully working for them and a large standing army and massive resources but post Calsmity it’s another story. Gerudo have the biggest army and are getting all the trade Hyrule used to get. On top of that there’s Gerudo travelling the length and breadth of Hyrule and settling down everywhere. This is a homegrown intelligence network which keepps the Gerudo well versed in everything going on in Hyrule.

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>>387255781

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>>387224623
Riju is better

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>>387259949
Riju will grow up to be a beauty as well

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need to breed

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>>387260058
I would be sure to feed her with specific food to prevent her from growing up or at least delay it.

>>387253995
I finally got the answer thanks to a reddit post.
https://github.com/MrCheeze/botw-tools
Go to text, then EventFlowMsg, and then Npc_oasis008. In there you can find this:
<entry label="0000">
<text>I'm over 100!</text>
</entry>

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>>387261176
>>387258053

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>>387261416
oops, I posted a sample

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Riju would be the perfect girl if I didn't know she was going to turn into one of those disgusting giantesses some day.

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>>387224926
>only 2 images on pixiv

Fuck.

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>>387261651
>>387261416
>>387261762
she expressly says to bring the Helm back when she's older and views herself as a child negatively. Like all little girls she can't wait to be an adult

>>387237761
>tumblr nose

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>>387261509
I concede to you. Thank you for going the extra mile. I'm not sure where I or >>387251448 got 117 from, and I'm curious as to what's up with that, because I distinctly remember being disappointed to learn that Link was 17 as I personally prefer him to be 18+.

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>>387261890
>Still hasn't been scanned

captcha: Bitche Eagle

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>>387261509
>>387262023
I knew I was right. Gerudo Wastelands are my homebase and I've slept and cooked more in Gerudo Town, Kara Kara Bazaar and the Lookout than I have on my own property

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>>387262320
Me too. But I also played through the main game back in March (I played it obsessively and got the true ending within two weeks of release, and still play it near daily), so I obviously forgot parts of it.
Well, this is good news, as it means I don't have to accept BotW Link as 17. I'm free! Free to view BotW Link at 18!

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>>387261921
I can sure help her feel like a woman.

>>387261921
That's why you have to prove to her that she's perfect the way she is then make her feel self-conscious about growing any bigger.

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>>387262797
she still wants the Helm to fit her perfectly and not to need a booster seat for her throne. You guys just have to accept the fact that Riju not only wants to grow but she will grow. I don't know why you guys are so bothered, other than being lolicons, as Isha, Ashai and Urbosa are shining examples of beautiful adult Gerudo

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she's the most boring character in the game and has a bad voice actor and too many muscles

but i like big girls, i really like big girls

>>387236852
>kind of like fuzzy eyebrows
Thick eyebrows are especially in style.
Most girls fill in their eyebrows now, which is why they look so much more attractive in photos than in person, because in person you can tell that shit's penciled in.

>>387226212
Minish Cap should go first

>>387263102
>other than being lolicons
Well that's her whole appeal to them, so yeah.

>>387263475
>most boring character in the game
Zelda, Mipha and Paya are all way more boring than her.

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>>387263475
>nigger with cow tits
you are aware this is a lolicon website, right? Go away now, normalfag.

>>387263475
>most boring character in game
How?

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>>387263102
That doesn't change the fact that Riju is at her peak.

>>387231312
>>387231502
>>387231592
>>387231884
>>387232381
I dare anyone to look at her face and deny it isn't like that of a greek goddess.
I never played a Zelda game

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>>387263710
>a lolicon website,
not anymore loli boi

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>>387225041
>editing the original
wow what a surprise your edit is trash too

>>387263657
>Zelda, Mipha and Paya are all way more boring than her
i hate them more than i do urbosa but at least they actually have a personality, but only marginally

>>387232904
*worst zelda

>>387263846
>User was automatically filtered for posting a banned word, phrase, or image hash
sorry, you lose normalfag.

>>387263710
> i'm a morbidly obese neck-bearded pedophile and i'm offended

>>387224735
If a Zelda movie were to be made it would probably be an original story or a retelling of the first Zelda.

>>387263896
Not even. Zelda is your generic girl aside from the 2 minutes she was a tsundere, Mipha is your standard demure waif and Paya is your standard shy moeblob. I'm not saying Urbosa was particularly fleshed out but she showed more personality than any of them in what time she had.

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>>387264003
>not being a morbidly obese neckbeard pedophile
>using 4chan
choose one, normalfag

>>387261890
JESUS CHRIST MY DIIIIIIIIIICK

Riju is literally the only cute Gerudo in history. She needs to be bred as much as possible.

>>387264383
Wrong.

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>>387264349
>being a furfag
>>>/trash/

>>387228881
t. 25% bodyfat

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>>387263710
>>387264112
NORMIES AND DEGENERATES BOTH BELONG ON THE CROSS

>>387264443
Name one other cute Gerudo. I'll wait. Even the other lolis are ugly.

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>>387264470
so do you with your reddit-tier reaction image, normalfag

>>387264383
The average Gerudo family we see consists of 2 kids and Riju is an only child with seemingly no living relatives. From this I conclude that Gerudo have very low fertility as crazy as that sounds and Riju would only produce a single child

It's crazy too think that Kass and his wife have more kids than any Gerudo

>>387264560
No, they're cute.

>>387264560
Not him but check the OP. You probably won't like Riju once she's grown up anyway.

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>>387264694

>tumblr nose