Ways to Identify Gamers in Real Life

>>387218426
>gamers arent regular people who dress like regular people
what are you, 12? lots of people play vidya, most of them will never show it visually.

Well what works for me is buying a cake and then shouting "This cake is great, it's so delicious and moist!" until a crowd of geeks and gamers surrounds me.

>>387218556
All while proclaiming it to be a lie and only after several slices coming to the conclusion that the cake was infact real

>>387218426
cargo pants are the ultimate american fashion trend

>>387218426
What the fuck are you saying?

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>>387218556
The cake is a lie!

>>387218426
>signed framemeister
wtf

did I go back to 2011?

easy

just look out for the guys that are either sitting around alone and or are never engaged by girls

there you go

Pretty much all disabled people love and defend nintendo products

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>>387218426
Here have a gamescom 2013 photo i made.
Look at all these weebs.

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>>387220830

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>>387220830
>>387220879
>when you identify fans of western trash

>>387218426

the virgin walk

>>387220830
>chad to the right

>>387220925
>when fans of western games look like men while weebs look like stereotypical weebs

>>387221005
you better not mean the fag wearing a foreign country's flag

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>>387218426
They're fat
ugly
and
have
no
friends

>>387221061
Replace fat with manlet and you got me.

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>>387220879
i have more.

>>387221052
Chad makes any country his home country any times he wants, you wouldn't even know how to do it even if you tried your hardest virgin boy

>>387218426
>balding but their hair is just short, not shaved
>ugly glasses with thin frame
>neckbeard
>visible laces in shoes

That has been my experience by finding people in Pokemon GO raids.

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>>387221137
Ive been trough hell

>>387220830
>gamescom
literally normie vidya kindergarden

>>387221052
That flag belongs to no country, that flag belongs to Chad.
Chad as in the person, not Chad the small African nation state.

>>387218426

>are they male
>if yes they probably play videogames.

I will actually physically go out of my way to avoid people who advertise the fact they like videogames like its a major part of their life. Such people are usually insanely boring and/or weird af.

>>387218426
Real gamer here...I never go outside.

Identify that, suckers.

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>>387221268
Well i also have a picture of that AT gamescuck2013

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>>387221324
Those games there are so next gen.

What the fuck
>fellow gamer
Nigger in every house old in my area either has a console or a gaymen PC.
Thats like asking how do you identify if someone likes watching movies, nigger everyone enjoys movies. Video games isn't your secret club you fucking 12 year old.

>minimal effort on their appearance, hair isn't styles and clothes are basic
>skinny/more underweight than the average person
>posture could be better
>pale because of lack of sunlight
>disinterested in small talk and networking, mind is too busy thinking about the last game they just played

>>387221459

Dont forget the semen stains on their baggy, elasticated waist cargo-jeans.

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>>387221083
You'll fit right in

>>387221137
That chick looks great

>>387221508

I'd argue that "true gamers" actually have pretty acceptable average hygiene, the people that have semen crusted t shirts and huge neckbeards cant really call themselves gamers because they often only play MMOs or one single genre of game religiously rather than a variety of titles and systems

>>387221459
Why the fuck do I want to be around normies or people I fucking dislike?

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>>387218426
>That con

nani the fuck?

>>387218426
>gamer

god, i hate this word with every fiber of my being

>>387221459
>>skinny/more underweight than the average person
>>posture could be better
>>pale because of lack of sunlight

I've lived with literal low-class shitters that watch reality tv all day, "gamers" have nothing on them.

>>387218426
pale, fat, balding but not confident enough to shave their head, shitty beard genetics, wearing a cringe worthy t-shirt

>>387218426
Fun fact: You don' t or you can' t or you won' t.

>>387221843
>>387221767

Im also describing myself, its not a personal attack but it is realistic

>>387221383
>cripple simulator
But why?

>>387221970
I dont know man been there 2013 and 2016 both were shit.
just dont ever go to gamescom.

They get angry over trivial matters.

>>387221918
for all those points there are worse people out there, even if that shit applies to me too. it's still not really a way to identify "gamers".

>>387218426
I LOVE SUSHI

>>387221459
H-how do I network?

>>387221198
When did Europeans start looking like Americans?

>>387223354
Do they?

>>387220879
Imagine the smell

Usually I just ask the person I recently met if they play video games.
No reason to care if a random fattie on the streets like it or not.

You mean you don't know the secret handshake? We call it 'the wizards tickle'.

>>387225296
The smell was so fucking bad.

An easy way to figure out someones a gamer is if they're that weird kid never talking to anyone and keeping to themselves, probably also wearing black hoodies

>i was that kid

>>387221383
coming to exclusively to the xbox one next fall

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If you are still in school. Wait for an assignment where you have to form groups.

The people left over and feeling indecisive are the gamers.

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>>387218426
I just keep an ear out for the old BING BING WAHOO

>>387227004
real shit stay woke

>>387223030
I love Japan PERIOD

>>387220830
>gamescom
Normie trash.

>>387227815
in used panties or tampons?

>>387218426
what kind of fucking loser wants to get their framemeister signed? ESPECIALLY from these literal whos who don't have anything to do with the framemeister.

>>387227952
GIRUGAMESH

>>387218426
It's not the 90s. Playing video games arent stigmatized anymore. Just ask someone and you will get a simple yes or no and won't be thought any less of.
Even old people play candy crush or something on their shitty phones.

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>>387218426

>>387225236
You shitting me? Look at the two fat ones, I've never seen someone as fat irl. Like holy fuck.