how do i save up for nintendo switch

>>387215071
ask mommy and daddy

just sell your plasma

>>387215071
I got a friend to buy me one.

NO GAEMZ

>>387215071
steal your stepdad terry's credit card

>>387215238
i dont have any friends with money

>>387215175
how?

>>387215071
Kill yourself nintentoddler

>>387215374
i am a pc gamer just wanting to try a console that is not a pc

>>387215170
they dont buy me shit

>>387215283
You must be a bad person then.

>>387216078
i just dont want to have my friends buy me shit

>>387215374
Sonygros are THIS mad.

>>387215071
Suck 150 dicks at $2 each.
You fags need to know how to be entrepreneurs.

>>387217010
ps4 and xbox one are pc's they have x86 cpu's so its better to have a pc than a ps4 or xbox one and the nintendo switch has an arm cpu

>>387217178
good idea how many in AUD

>>387217346
Like 250 dicks I think.
Dunno if they include tax in prices over there.

>>387217412
i dont pay it

>>387215328
use the fucking google you nitwit.

>>387218770
i have searched it on the interwebs and alternatively instead of google use duckduckgo.com

Sell your boipussy

>>387219407
lol?

If you're Canadian, save up shoppers optimum points. You can get it for 170$ less at the maximum level of point redemption.

>>387219513
i am australian

>>387215071
That's pretty easy...you go up to any jew and ask him how you could give shekels to his brethren without having enough yourself and he/she/it will lay out multiple financing plans, blood/sperm donation location, protocols for medical tests, lawyer approved contracts to sell parts off or the whole family of yours including future prospects, the usual slave contracts etc. until you have enough to pay the Jewish Overlords for all eternity.

Thank me later and enjoy your switch.

>>387220179
ok

>and i cant get one for a month
And are you going to explain why that is?

>How can I save the income I don't have?
By the power of imagination.

>>387220416
i dont have any money and the last time i spent any money was when i built my pc

>>387220381
>14 years old
Just bend over and let a bunch guys pound your shota ass for money to buy the switch after getting banned from 4chan

>>387220381
Kid what do you want with a switch...go outside an hug a couple of kangaroos before humans gonna kill them all. And stay away from 4chan for your own sake.

>>387215071
Get a job.

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>>387220381

>>387215071
Sell all of your other games and console :^)

wait a month, get a job, then put money aside each payslip.

it's not like you need it immediately, half the good games aren't even out yet. Got mine basically on launch and I like it but rn it's just a mario kart, zelda and shovel knight machine.

>>387215071
Save your money for something better

>>387215071
Suck dick.

fucking dole bludger get a job

Sell out your boipussy to older men like the slut you want to be.

not sure if samefag or a bunch of different people telling a 14-year-old kid to suck dick
reported to the authorities regardless

>>387217178
After the first 20-30 dicks you've probably gained some skill so you can charge more per blowjob and so on.

>>387222014
>Not wanting shotas sucking dick for money?
Pfff what are you, gay?

How much can you charge for a master crafted blowjob?
How much have you payed for one? was it worth it? Was it priced correctly?