Samus <3

Samus is less than three? I do not comprehend.

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I want samus to bounty hunt muh dick

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stop talking about my wife

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>Samus will never stuff you into a spare Zero Suit and fuck you with her massive girlcock until you're a brainless, babydicked bimbo clone of her

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I love Samus!

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>>387215527
your wife is a thot

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>>387215676

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>>387213849

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>>387215862
Samus olev Anon

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>>387215569

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>>387215754
s-samus would never do drugs!

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>>387215676

>>387215754
a what?

>>387215676
>>387216015
Man, that vertical line on the midriff just drawn on the suit works wonders.

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>>387216092
a thot

>>387216092
a thot

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>>387216001
she's also incestious

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>>387216145
Sammy is not for lewd!

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post more THICC samus!

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>>387216169
she seems to agree with you, but we both know that deep down she's a slut, otherwise she'd stop it.

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>>387216241
yameroooo

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fucking 3dpd posters
:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:

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>>387216343
anon, samus is dying and she's telling you the only way to save her is to lewd her, what do you do?

>>387216409
my fetish

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>>387216407
She realizes she'd rather die than become a slut.

>>387216507
too late, these guys saved her >>387216472

>>387215676
Perfect body, just needs to be taller and not black.

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made for breeding

>>387216790
If only we could somehow improve her breeding capabilities

>>387216426
I just want to tell her to get a boob job. Those tits are too small.

>>387216863
We could remodel her shithole to double her breeding capabilities.

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Samus isn't a thick woman. She's athletic.

>>387217003
What about some tubes?

>>387216743
This would be nice if it weren't for the face. She looks like one of those plants from a Mario game.

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>>387216582

>>387215754
>that samus amiibo
for some reason that really makes me sad

>>387216743
>Look up the artist
>Nothing but plump futa girls, scat and fat black women raping shotas

So this is what degeneracy looks like.

>>387217446
>scat
what. He is all about melting and vore, true, but I don't recall a single scat pic.
>hating on plump futa girls, scat and fat black women raping shotas
lel, tryhard christfag.

>>387217446
Shame.

>>387217446
>modeseven
>scat
>fat black women
Huh? He usually draws a jelly shota raping and absorbing slim brown girls.

>>387217565
>>387217597
You guys haven't seen his latest works, have you? It's pretty bad.

Tfw no Samus gf

Why does Samus always make me rock hard?

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>>387218008
Because you're gay? No wait, maybe it's because you're bi?

Hmm. Why would a woman give a man an erection? Damn, this is a tricky one.

>>387215569
Why would you say that? Now I'll never be happy

>cosplayers wearing zero suit made from anything but latex
Into the trash.

>>387216748
You need variety in your life anon, what are you a Nintendo ...... fan.....oh..

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>>387216743
>bimbo
more of this

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>>387218295
Better?

>>387218423
No tits. No ass. No thanks.

>>387218295
latex doesn't curve under the boobies like my anime. samus's suit is clearly made from some futuristic material that curves around the boobies

>>387218423
the face is pretty great but she needs more meat

>>387216743
>tfw become infected and become a slutty bimbo
If only

>>387218593
It really depends on how the suit is cut. If it has extra fabric to curve under the boobies, then it will.

>>387218626
>the face is pretty great
>can't even see it
retarded chronic masturbating retard

>>387218668
If the latex doesn't fit it will just make a bubble on the back. samus's suit is not latex you're a faggot

>>387218593
Some latex catsuits have perky tits on them (not the shitty torpedo tits kind). Lots of latex fetish models wear those. Corsets also help shape the tits.

>>387218295
Latex is expensive

I've looked

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>>387218674

>>387218749
getting worse

>>387218749
GO BACK

>>387218725
High quality ones are on par with high quality cosplay wigs, so really I dont see the problem unless theyre allergic or dont want to walk in tight sweaty latex for an entire day in a con or shoot.

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>>387218852
3dpd is fucking disgusting

ZZS is boring and brought you subhuman smashfags into the fanbase.Get some taste virgins.

>>387219048
>muh fanbase
don't know who's more pathetic here

>>387216743
What does she need increased sucking power for?

>>387218852
if not for the stupid facial expression this picture would be good
>that tummy

>>387218801
I really wish I could cosplay Samus desu

>>387217446
>He didn't knew about Modeseven
Welcome to the party kid

>>387219410
You must be the guy getting off to the bimboification images.

>>387217813
http://superamiuniverse.tumblr.com/image/164115641035
doesnt look like scat

>>387216743
>body has undergone chemical changes

MY DICK

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>>387219760
Nah that's me but I also want to be Samus.

>>387219858
What did she mean by this?

>>387219760
Well yeah but I'm not posting them

>>387217446
Don't forget the lip-nipples

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>>387213849

>>387220527
those are the best

>>387220640
I know. I was simply mentioning them

>>387216426
>two monitor setup
>bezels in the middle
absolutely fucking disgusting

>>387218852
No now she's fat. Can't some woman who lifts but not too much cosplay.

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>>387220906
She's not fat, she thiiiiicc

Samus would make a great single mother.

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>>387221179
>this is what thiccfags actually believe

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>>387222056
What kind of low test faggot are you.

Samus makes my cock rock hard.

Surprised no one has posted MOMMY yet.

VIDEOGAMES?!?

>>387216176
Dem balls

>>387222552
PUFFY!!

>>387216092
another stupid nigger facebook meme

>>387216534
That isn't thicc, that is just a fatass who has a dangerously tight corset.

>>387215676
>>387216015
See, here's the problem. Samus is white, but has the body of a black girl. Enhancements are necessary for an accurate cosplay.

>>387221179
>>387220906
No she's super fat. She binders herself up in a crazy small corset/girdle. You can see it in some of the outfits but she does a good job hiding the laces.

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>>387222637
THICC!!!!

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>>387222187
>Not liking fat pigs
>Low test
Whatever you say buddy.

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>>387216176

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>>387222841

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>>387222887

>>387215569
>Samus will never steal all but one or two inches from your dick and fuck you with her big dick that's now bigger from the inches she took from you

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>>387222841
jesus christ

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>>387222841
>that hair
>that smug

>>387223587
Instead you showed us just how much of a fat whore she is. This shit isn't actual thicc, this is fat.

>>387223038
>you will never get twice as sensitive from every inch she stills till you're begging for her to take more just because of how good it feels

>>387223587
I reacted to this image in the same way Vegeta reacted to Brianne transforming.

>>387223038
>>387223724
You're both fucking gay ass faggots that need to stop this weird fetish shit. "Stealing cock inches" fuck is wrong with you?

>>387223587
She is fat mind you, but has bery good genes. She would be a semen angel if she were fit.

>>387223960
>Being surprised by /d/egenerates and /d/ fetishes like asset theft and SPH
How new are you? :^)

>>387223960
sounds like someone is afraid of getting his cock inches stolen

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>>387213849
Ridley <3

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>>387215862
>>387215926
>>387216001
she's a cute.

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>>387224375

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>>387224659
In that order? That's deplorable. Any true gentleman would marry her before impregnating her. A marriage made after pregnancy will always be tainted by the thought that it wouldn't have happened without the child forcing it. Not to mention that the child would be a bastard.

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>>387224995
exactly.

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>>387224375
>>387224613
>>387224743
>>387225087
Princess Samus looks so cute in that dress!

>>387225517
Why are her big toes looped together?

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>>387225517
>tfw there's fuck all tomboy feminizaton/princessification transformations or hypnosis.

>>387225851
Why would you want to ruin a tomboy like that.

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Look at this holy image

>>387225895
Are her legs ok?

>>387226028
They're both in heaven now.

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>>387225909
Because it's cute when are embarrassed about girly stuff.

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>>387226028
Aww cute, that's a very holy image.

>>387216743
Yes but what about her shithole?

>>387226081
Samus is getting new games though, only megaman died.

>>387226783
I know you'd love to think she is, but...

>>387226876
One of those games comes out in a month, and people have already played it and said it's good.
Other one has been too hyped up to be canceled to be honest, though its quality remains questionable.

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>>387226876
>what is Samus returns
>what is prime 4

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>>387215676
>>387215782
>>387216015
>>387223587

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>>387223587
that is gross

>>387216743
>Bimbo
Yassss nice

>Bird face
Nope.Jpg

>>387225909
Gap Moe is magic.

>>387223587
i dont remember zebes ever wearing a bikini

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Your going to buy her new game next month, right?

>>387213849
Camus <3

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>>387228647
forgot to attach pic

Report and hide waifu threads.

>>387219824
Mode7 has done scat
Just look up "thehiddenmode" on tumblr

>>387215676
Nose ring ruins it.

>>387229615
qt

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>another idiotic, vapid, substanceless waifu image dump thread filled with the most pathetic roleplayers /v/ has to offer
>mods do nothing

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>>387230179
there were roleplayers?

>>387230179
Nothing's wrong with image dump threads on an IMAGEboard.

>>387230179
Go back to your pedo threads fag.

>>387215862
>>387215926
Splash brush is my dude

>>387230342
Nah, I agree with that anon. Waifu image dump threads like these are cancer and belong in some other board like /c/ or /e/ (most likely /e/ since most of the images that get posted in these threads are softcore porn anyway). These threads happen when too often and it's always Samus/Peach/Rosalina/Lucina/Palutena.

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>>387230374

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>>387230342
/v/ isn't an image dump board, especially not for a shitty pornography thread. Why even do it here, it's clear the people in this thread have non interest in discussion and just want to masturbate. Why shit up /v/with your stupidity?

>>>/e/
>>>/h/
>>>/aco/

Then you could actually post porn. There's even Samus threads already up on those boards.

someone post that image of Samus drinking beer in a ship and there's metroids stealing panties

>>387230605
If you're taking the rules that seriously you better be dedicating as much energy as directing all the pokemon threads on /v/ to their dedicated board too, otherwise you'd come off as a hypocrite.

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Are there any decent Metroid games I can play on my 3DS to quench my thirst for Samus until Samus returns releases?

>>387230839
>expecting actual discussion from waifufags

None of these people have played a Metroid game.

>>387230757
>Contribute to a waifu thread that's 50% softcore porn with little to no VIDEO GAMES discussions which belongs on a NSFW board
>Get told to fuck off for being cancerous off-topic shit
>W-WELL STOP HATING FUN!
>W-WELL GO BITCH AT THE OTHER OFF-TOPIC THREADS!
>W-WELL I DON'T HAVE A VALID ARGUMENT BUT FUCK YOU!
Every fucking time. The only reason why these threads happen on /v/ is because it has heavier traffic than other boards like /c/, /h/, or /aco/.

>>387230972
I've played Super Metroid. It was nothing special.

>>387230595
>>387230605
>71 unique IPs
>Only 2 say they don't like the thread because it you're fags or something

Plenty of other anons disagree with you. We're all having fun here.

>>387213849
>tumblr nose

>>387231064
W-Well someone's mad.
I'm not saying you're necessarily wrong. But if these vaguely vidya related threads should be moved, then so should be all the others rule breaking threads.
Including all your favorite e-celeb, pokemon, LOL and other "vidya culture" threads.

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>>387231064
That's not the real reason you are upset. Nobody is autistic enough about rules to disregard wanting to look at some nice images of girls, much less become so irritated that they cannot bypass the thread. Something about the thread is upsetting you. Something more than what you claim.

>>387224659
I've read hat doujin. It's a personal favorite. She even wears a frilly apron.

>>387215676
>>387216015
More like Nigrus.

Just kidding, she's cute.

>>387216176
OwO what's this

>>387228365
What's the point if I can't use the zero suit?

>>387230595
>>387230179
How to spot newfags who weren't here for the golden age of 4chan.

>>387231393
>so mentally deficient he can't understand why people would be pissed that there's a trash image dump thread that's taking space an actual video game thread could

Report and hide.

>>387231891
>OwO
kill yourself

>>387232134
no you

>>387232082
Did you mean taking the place of an interracial porn thread?

>>387232082
fuck off fucking autist

>>387232081
>How to spot newfags

Yea I'm looking at one right now.

>>387232216
Sorry you can see your ugly face in your monitor's reflection.

>>387232082
I think it's just that you think these threads are a mockery of Samus and the Metroid series. You saw a guy once say that he never played the games and that was what set you off.

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What's worse, the pathetic waifufags themselves, or the mods who enable their rampant shitposting?

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>>387231269
>I'm not saying you're necessarily wrong. But if these vaguely vidya related threads should be moved, then so should be all the others rule breaking threads.
Your reply is exactly what I fucking said with "W-WELL GO BITCH AT THE OTHER OFF-TOPIC THREADS!". Yes, off-topic cancer shit should get deleted or moved to /trash/ because they take up space for more legitimate VIDEO GAMES discussion threads. That was my entire point.
>>387231393
See "STOP HATING FUN!" and "I DON'T HAVE A VALID ARGUMENT BUT FUCK YOU!" from my last post. You want to look at images of cute girls and softcore porn? We LITERALLY HAVE ENTIRE BOARDS MADE FOR THAT. Don't be a stupid fucking nigger and try to validate cancer because you're too retarded and inept to use other boards for their intended purpose instead of clogging up /v/ with trash waifu image-dump threads like this. YOU are the cancer that harms the quality of this board and you do not have a valid argument to legitimize this thread beyond a thinly-veiled connection to VIDEO GAMES.
I'll be waiting for your shitty attempt at a retort now.

>>387232082
Fan art about videogames is videogames though

>>387232414
Shitposters who enter threads dedicated to content they don't like so they can complain about it.

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>>387232082
I'm just going to assume you're a raging faggot who's butt hurt that there isn't an equivalent gay thread right now. Make it yourself fag.

>>387232419
It's not though. This isn't an art book or a concept dump or anything of actual substance. It's low level pornography that belongs on /e/ at the very least. If people want to masturbate to Samus that's fine but do it on the appropriate board. /v/ is for video games, not wanking.

>>387232398
Is it truly so difficult for your small mind to comprehend that people don't like shitposters? That there has to be some sinister anterior motive behind why a person would think these /e/ threads are shit? Give it a rest Freud.

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>>387232903

>>387220707
What did she mean by this?

>>387232418
A topic that is about vidya and fanart is a hybrid topic that can appear on either a porn board or the home board of the topic, so long as nothing rule breaking is posted. From /a/ to /k/, there's always a thread that has some light gentleman's entertainment going on.

How about the countless non metroid threads of a similar nature to this one that appear on /v/? The ones I never see you in? It's always the Samus thread. There is something about Samus threads in particular that get to you. You are emotionally connected to this topic in particular.

>>387223587
If she lost weight she'd be a 10.

>>387232736
I have trouble comprehending why someone who hates these threads so much would waste their time impotently bitching about them so much instead of just posting in one of the 150 or so other threads on this board.

>>387233049
m8 the /e/ threads on /a/ get deleted. They get deleted on /co/, they get deleted on /tg/, and they (typically) grey deleted here too. Stop trying to justify a fap thread on /v/. Fuck off to /e/ of /h/ like you so obviously want to and just jerk off.

>>387233049
Nigger, stop trying to be a shitty armchair psychiatrist in an attempt to derail the argument. You wanna share fanart that isn't ecchi and porn? Then make an actual thread discussing the Metroid VIDEO GAMES and share some fanart in them, because this is blatantly a waifu thread that's full of softcore porn and even 3DPD coswhore shit. A "hybrid topic that can appear on either a porn board or the home board of the topic" is already a self-defeating sentence because /v/ is a blue board and saying that such a thread can appear on "either a PORN board" or a SFW board is already breaking rules.
And as for all the other off-topic garbage; yes, I make an attempt to bitch in them and shut them down too because they're OFF-TOPIC GARBAGE like this thread. You wanna know why you don't know when it's me bitching in them? Because of anonymity. I've bitched in e-celeb threads, waifu threads, plenty of other off-topic cancer shit when I come across them and have the time, and I just so happened to come across this little piece of cancer this morning and had some time to spare to argue about why it's off-topic garbage and deserves to be moved or deleted. No, there's no "emotional connection" whatsoever, you wannabe-Freud fedoralord, I'm just fucking fed up with /v/'s constant off-topic garbage threads and the porn-dump waifu threads that the mods do nothing about.

>>387232736
No, I don't think they are shitposting and I don't think you are being honest. You're irritated by the thread's existence because you don't like the content of the thread. More than that, it offends you. Enough to make you voice your displeasure. That puts you into a very narrow category of people with motives to do what you do. You could be a fan very invested into metroid, who sees the thread as a mockery of a character you respect. You could be a gay person who is getting a heterophobic feeling from seeing the thread, although that's unlikely. You could be a girl gamer who idolises Samus and sees this thread as degrading to her. You could be a combination. Everyone holds back information that makes their argument look selfish or personal.

>>387233404
>the /e/ threads on /a/ get deleted

Oh they certainly do not get deleted. Not the threads that are as SFW as this one.

>>387233931
>type out a novel's worth of armchair psychobabble

I just hate shitposters. Try to remember to sage so you don't bump the thread next time you waste everyone's time like that.

>>387234034
Isn't she fatter now?

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>>387233856
I see no NSFW images in this thread, do you? /v/ is a blue board, although all boards are 18+, and this thread breaks no rule. You might be breaking some rule, since you're so insistent on being off topic.

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>Samus thread
>Yeah dude let's shit it up by posting disgusting 3D pigs lol XD
I hate you all

>>387223587
i bet she feels in heaven wearing that shit.

>>387234409
I'm sorry to hear that you're too low test for real girls anon.

>>387230179
>>387232414
You're zeta slow.

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>>387234241
Everyone hates something. Sometimes people come into these threads to escape those realities.

>>387215754
This image demonstrates EVERYTHING wrong with the Metroid fanbase. That 'Nintendo' slave collar is both stupid and a terrible analogy.

>continually poor sales yet Nintendo keeps pushing games over the years
>keep pushing Samus on NintendoLand/Smash Bros/Other marketing
>Metroid fanbase ruins thousands of legitimate Nintendo threads

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>>387235142

Shhhh, Quiet is sleeping.

>>387235549
post the comic

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>>387235656
>comic
You have my attention.

>>387235237
Nice selfie, I see you've got no proper argument for defending this cancer.

>>387235804
I do it because it makes people like you mad.
That's it.

>>387235142
You are falling back on the same old premise. You don't like it, so no one else should. I don't like a lot things on /v/ either. I'm not going to make long winded posts in those threads about how people are not having discussions I find meaningful, though. There are some things that offend me, but I filter them. So long as something is vidya related, it will show up here. Learning to deal with it if you don't like it is important for your mental health. Some guy in another thread once said something that I found humorous, but it applies here.

>Even if a pandemic wiped out all of humanity tomorrow, new fanart of Samus would continue to pop up on the boorus and be reposted on /v/

>>387235549
>>387235656
https://e-hentai.org/g/624574/20490594d1/

fuck anti spoonfeeding

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>>387216134
>>387216138
Nigs detected. eliminate. Beep boop

>>387236304
>You don't like it, so no one else should.
No, the reason is that these threads are cancerous by nature due to the "discussions" that they attract and clog the board because of how often they occur. If there's a thread about a VIDEO GAMES I don't like that's having actual VIDEO GAMES discussions, I ignore it and move on. If there's a cancerous off-topic e-celeb/waifu/LOL/shitpost thread that's clogging up the board then I report it and sometimes bitch at idiots like you that try to defend the cancerous threads. Would you say "is Samus a virgin?", greentexting about erotic fantasies, and posting images of fat 3D cosplay whores qualifies as legitimate VIDEO GAMES discussion? Because I certainly don't and the mods have made it clear in the past that they don't either. "As long as something is vidya related" is a shit rule of thumb because then any topic with a tertiary relation to VIDEO GAMES suddenly becomes legitimized, like e-celeb garbage or Twitch stream whores; the topics and discussions within those threads should be DIRECTLY related to VIDEO GAMES, not INDIRECTLY or LOOSELY related to them because that only leads to more off-topic garbage.

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can we go back to dick stealing?

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>>387235142
>>387237093

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What if this was a beta for Prime 4?

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>>387237093
I don't come into these threads expecting people to talk about the meaning of life, if that's what you're getting at. I see people socialising, sharing, venting and having a good time. And it's all centred on a video game character.

>>387215754
I don't understand this image. Mario and I guess that's Iwata are implying she whored herself to them for a new game? But she has a Nintendo chain on her implying she's a slave. Why would they need to negotiate with a slave? If they wanted to fuck her they would just pump her and leave. Also how does a slave manage to get cocaine? Not to mention Metroid is one Nintendo's best treated franchises. Maybe not top 5, but definitely in the top 10. The Other M and Federation Force lull is really not much different than the bongo era DK went through. Meanwhile there are other series, like F-Zero or Custom Robo, that are just plain dead.

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>>387237773
>Prime
It's dead, Jim.

>>387237804
Go to /soc/ or /b/ if you want a general thread to shoot the shit. What could possibly make you think this is the board for that shit? Furthermore what you're saying isn't even true. It's people posting fetish art and fat cosplayers and saying how they want Samus to fart on their face. Just fuck off to /e/.

>>387237886
It's not uncommon to hook slaves on drugs. It's a means of control.

>>387238032
Not him, but that is, in essence, sharing.
About a video game character too.
So it's /v/ legal as long as nothing NSFW is posted.

Keep crying if you want though, I have no dog in this fight.

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>>387213849
>that face

>>387238032
Nah, they have mods, /v/ doesn't

>>387237804
This is going right back to what I JUST FUCKING SAID about threads needing a DIRECT RELATION TO THE BOARD TOPIC. You want to have casual discussions about non-specific shit or vent and talk about your shitty life? People socialize, share (blogpost), and vent in 4AM threads all the time (which are also off-topic "board culture" shit), and plenty other besides that, but in a thread about VIDEO GAMES you should be DISCUSSING the FUCKING VIDEO GAMES! You're trying really fucking hard to defend this shit but all you're doing is making yourself out to be a RETARD.
Also, exactly what >>387238032 said.

>>387238256
Well this thread and several other blatant shitpost threads are up so I'm forced to agree with you.

>>387238032
You are being a little factitious, don't you think? /v/, like any board, is a place to talk about things with other people. How people choose to talk amongst themselves is down to the kind of people that they are. If the discussion here is a little too low brow for you, perhaps you have unrealistic expectations of what should be found on an anonymous forum for video game players. Vidya is a very broad medium that attracts lots of different people, you know. You won't fit in with every crowd.

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>>387215754
someone took their time and effort to draw and colour this
the fact that nintendo announced 2 new metroid games only make me laugh harder

>>387238693
>/v/, like any board, is a place to talk about things with other people.

It's a place to talk about fucking video games. That's the appropriate conversation for the board. Dumping your barely sfw /e/ folder and fetish shit is not fucking video games. Also that is neither the appropriate meaning or spelling of facetious.

>>387238468
Or maybe the mods just don't agree with you. I don't agree with you, so the idea of people not having the same opinion as you certainly isn't unprecedented.

>>387238693
>/v/, like any board, is a place to talk about things with other people.
/v/ is a board about VIDEO GAMES and people come to this board to discuss VIDEO GAMES first and foremost. They do not come here to blogpost and have small talk like they're in a fucking breakroom, unless they're in a shitty 4AM thread or something.
>How people choose to talk amongst themselves is down to the kind of people that they are.
People choose to talk about thread topics and discuss VIDEO GAMES with the VIDEO GAMES topics they're interested in. Some people choose to shitpost or make thinly-veiled image dump threads instead though, so we have moderators that (HOPEFULLY) delete those threads and ban shitposters.
>If the discussion here is a little too low brow for you, perhaps you have unrealistic expectations of what should be found on an anonymous forum for video game players.
THIS BOARD IS ABOUT FUCKING V I D E O G A M E S, NOT JERKING OFF TO YOUR 2D WAIFUS AND TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO FUCK SAMUS.

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>>387238924
A thread where people post and talk about a video game character is not exactly unexpected on this here vidya board. You need to lighten up and enjoy the fun times. Let the spontaneity of /v/ in, just a little bit.

>>387234493
maybe he's just a metroid fan and wanted a real samus thread, not thicc posting.

>>387239595
You're the one shitposting your ass off at this point.

>>387239595
>so we have moderators that (HOPEFULLY) delete those threads and ban shitposters.
The day I saw a CP thread on /v/ manage to get over 500 replies and archive is when I knew mods literally give a shit about /v/

>>387234702
you actually think someone IN the fanbase made this?
you fucking retard

>>387239792
You're complaining about a clown in a circus at this point. This thread does not belong.
>>387240050
I might have witnessed the very same thread because I remember that happening in the past. LOL threads and other types of shitpost threads will sometimes reach 500 and archive and it just goes to show what the state of /v/ is like. But I'm sure I'll get in trouble for complaining too much instead of this thread being deleted for being the cancer that it is.

>>387240538
>This thread does not belong.

Really now? It feels exactly like a /v/ thread.

>>387237387
Source?

>>387241119
I usually tell you people to just fuck off, but for some reason I feel nice today
https://exhentai.org/g/982245/04fcefa537/

Most overrated character

>>387241743
Nobody likes her for her "character".

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>No Badass Samus in this thread.

>>387241403
>https://exhentai.org/g/982245/04fcefa537/
Thanks stranger.

Do you think Samus has ever been with a man?

Really baffling how the majority of these inane waifu threads get deleted almost instantly, yet sometimes you'll get shit like this where it just goes on despite reports. Is it just 1 mod who's on-duty who's just shit at his job?

>>387243303
Maybe take the hint that the thread isn't breaking any rules despite it hurting your poor widdle feefees. By the way, announcing your report is against the rules, newshit.

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Did someone say Bounty?

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You're all idiots. Samus looks best in her suit.

>>387243581
> Samus
> Dark hair

Get out

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>>387228721
He is a handsome and mysterious man.

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>>387213849

>>387243740
That's Metroid the robot.

>>387241403
>those tags

now we're talking

Did Nigri ever cosplay as Samus? I need this.

>>387243581
The fuck is that necklace?

>>387244936
Star of David? Didn't you go to school?

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>>387244707
>Nigri
>I need this
You disgust me.

>>387245107
Yeah, but why the Star of David?

>>387245343
symbolizes corruption by the jews, obviously

>>387245189
I'm sorry that you're gay

>>387245770
>Not liking plastic tits
>Gay
This is what liking 3D does to you. How disgusting.

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>>387245928
No. I just had a phase in my teenage years where I only fapped to shemales, and now fake tits are the only kind that get me hard anymore, real woman or not.

she's that chick from Smash, right?

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>>387246057
>I only fapped to shemales
>Calling anyone gay
Bahahahahahahaha fucking 3Dcucks never fail to amaze me.

>>387215676
>zero father samus

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>>387246630
Goddammit /v/

>>387246832
4chan: place where people think that saying NIGGER on the internet is hilarious

>>387246956
its pretty funny desu

>>387247183
for a brainlet, undoubtedly funny

>>387247183
It's no different than laughing to the word poop.

Where's my Snake & Samus ship shit
https://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Stupid_09b19a_2538309.gif

Does Samus lay eggs? Does she drain your life force if she sucks your dick post-fusion?

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>>387247493
In the trash can at a pachinko parlor.

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>>387247887
No, her womb nurtures alien babbies.

>>387216426
>computer in the middle of the room
>centered dual monitor setup
>ridiculously flimsy glass 'desk'
>that cable management
>mouse in the middle of the desk, keyboard on the side
>desk chair with wheels on carpet

That pics triggered me hard.

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>>387247354

>>387247308
>>387247354
Come on anons, its hilarious and I'm wildly attracted to her. There is nothing wrong with black samus, its just a joke.

Also, will there ever be a Zamus reboot? Would the fans survive it?

>>387213849
>tumblr nose
It's ruined. Shame.

>>387226028
>ywn be Megamanlet
>swn hold you this way

I want Samus to be my sister

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>She's supposed to be 6'3

>>387228365
I want the amiibo so I'm waiting until the Special Edition is available again.

>>387242738
Best Samus. Badass but Hot, Muscular but Sexy.

>>387248420
>mouse in the middle of the desk, keyboard on the side
>Picture taken via a mirror
You might want to check your autismo levels.

>>387250209
And thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

>>387242314
Why does this have to be so uncommon???
Why do all the artists drawing zero suit pics have to draw overly huge boobs, butts and other parts?
Why do they all have to focus on dominating Samus instead of having her be a badass like she should be?
Why???

>>387216015
Her arms are fucking long, her fingers reach her knees on a completely good standing posture.

>>387252790
Better to have long arms than be a stubby armed manlet. N-Not that I would know.

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>>387232418
>Move thread to /trash/
>Furfags invade thread and post furshit characters in Zero Suit's

I wish Samus would smother me with her big ass!

>>387252790That is because she is wearing heels

>>387254073
Holy shit, what the fuck is that foot? Literally no porn """artist""" can ever make realistic feet? I'm not even a footfag, but that shit just looks ugly as fuck. Lazy ass niggers.

>>387248171
I want to give her a bigger belly!

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>this thread
I know have a samus folder

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samus is a slut

>>387255941
PLUMING

>>387255941
I want to remodel samus' shithole

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>>387248171