Cole Phelps did nothing wrong!

>>387199697

He had the qualities to be a great detective but the same ones that made him a terrible soldier

>>387199697
>it seems I've made a mistake

>>387199697
besides cheating on his wife.

>>387199697
Honestly it felt pretty forced that he ended up cheating on his wife since nothing about his character development and backstory alluded to such possibilties. No gawking at women, no trysts with broads overseas, nothing.

He did literally everything wrong. Everything his his fault in some way, and everyone he arrested in the Homocide and Arson desks were innocent

YOU FUCK YOUNG BOYS, VALDEZ?

>>387200060

He felt disconnected from his family due to the war

>>387200040
Man that crash looked great.

Jack Kelso was the real hero of that game.

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>>387199697
>gets in a flamethrower fight in the sewer

he was VERY autistic.

Roy Earl on the other hand is a complete realist. He knows that for every roach you step on another will pop up. He knows it's futile and decides to just make some money on the side rather than making enemies like Cole.

>>387199697
So if a sequel were to happen should they stick with the 1950s where you play as a new detective and you finally take down Roy.


Or its another take on cop movies but this time your a Miami cop who makes his way to Vice.

>>387200252
t. Roy

>>387200276

I always thought an evolution of LA Nories facial system would be better facial animations and the addition of body language

>>387199697
>i watched an LP and now im posting on /v/

>>387200276
>this time your a Miami cop who makes his way to Vice.
Vice City, you become a PI investigating the events of GTA Vice City.

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>>387200120

>>387199697
>custer syndrome
>weeb at the worst time in history to be a weeb
>prefers blondes
>cheats on his wife

absolutely all of these would be forgiven if he didn't appear to be such a moralfag. if he got along with the boys at vice, he'd be golden, but nope he had to be such a righteous buzzkill as pure as the driven snow, which is why all of his shortcomings hit him in the face. and he still whiteknighted for the kraut and wound up an heroing because of her.

excellent game tho

>>387199697
WHY THE FUCK DIDNT THEY MAKE IT GTA STYLE INSTEAD OF DETECTIVE SHEET?

>>387200660
more like Phelps was a progressive for the wrong time

Also he didnt go to Vice willingly Roy wanted him to be a fall guy

>>387200060
You've got some growing up to do.

...... I hate being an adult

>>387200138
If they absolutely had to go down the cheating storyline, I would not have minded some scenes showing that. We don't even see his kids until the funeral scene

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>>387200276
>tfw there will never be an LA Noire sequel set in 1970s miami
>tfw there will never be another LA Noire game ever
Hold me

>>387200828
Well it showed his wife at the beginning
I think the game wanted you to forget he even had a family, he seemed to care WAY more about his work than them

>>387200746
>progressive
again, a huge moralfag beta

Roy was just doing the typical thing of tempting a good case man to be part of the 'inner circle' at the LAPD, making sure he could be trusted. The entire vice desk consists of Roy testing the waters with Phelps and trying to normalize corruption. There's absolutely no reason for Roy to assume Cole would like Elsa, but when Roy noticed the opportunity, he knew he had his chance to get blackmail on Cole (which can never hurt). When Roy realized it was the right time to release the blackmail, he did so.

Cole made enemies by being a moralfag and pretending to be a shining citizen better than everyone else in th department, which is why he had such a fall from grace.

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>>387200320
>moralfags

>>387200072
Which is some bullshit, because you can get everything perfect and it's still wrong. Felt really forced.

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>>387201828
I miss the days /v/ shitposted about moralfags instead of politics.

This fucking game...I love it so much, I just wish the interrogation system wasn't so broken. Items that contradict suspect stories don't count as evidence, eye witnesses count as evidence until they don't. It was a massive mess like the people who wrote the cases weren't even on the same continent as the people who wrote the gameplay scenarios.

>>387200754
What's even being said here?

>>387199697
Except burn a bunch of civilians alive and cheat on his wife with a German whore.

>>387203816
Yeah, reading "intellectually superior" posts like yours crying about /pol/ and politics in every thread is soooo entertaining for everyone. I can't even go into a Bloodborne thread without you pussies whimpering about your /pol/ boogeymen.

Grow a pair and fuck off.

>>387200276
>you play as a new detective and you finally take down Roy.
You don't know what "noire" means do you?

>>387204071
>civilians

They deserved it and it was a war. I doubt the Japs cared about the civilians they burned on Pearl Harbor.

I want another game like LA Noire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI43neqb1WQ

>>387204107
go back to wherever you came from, newfag.

>>387199697
>they did a closed casket ending
>they were probably going to make a squeakel
>the game didn't have a big enough crowd so they just ended there.
I want to be in Roy's shoes and watch as he gets fucked over hard and earns his way back in-turn overcoming his corrupt nature to get back at the people who betrayed him.

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>This whole thread
I just finished watching Woolie Pat and Matt play through LA Noire too but you don't see me starting threads or parroting Pat's opinions he stole from the internet

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>mfw when NONE of you will ever play the sequel they were working on set in the same period in china; "whore of the orient"

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>>387204107
This. They're perfectly content to complain about the "/pol/ boogeyman" even when there's nothing in the thread to do with /pol/.

Of course, we know why.

Was Roy actually competent at detective work, corruption aside?

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>>387199697
>TBFP played it so now it's getting threads 5 years later
I'd judge you bunch of limp dicked jokers but I'm not gonna look a gift horse in the mouth

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>>387204330
>the game didn't have a big enough crowd so they just ended there
The game did well you retard. There's no sequel because Team Bondi was disbanded. It had fucking sweat-shop tier working conditions, shit tons of overtime and crunchtime to the point they had to shut down the studio rather than deal with all the legal shit.
>I want to be in Roy's shoes and watch as he gets fucked over hard and earns his way back in-turn overcoming his corrupt nature to get back at the people who betrayed him.
Roy is a corrupt piece of shit, he was the one doing the betraying. Did you even fucking play the game?

>>387204386
It hurts, that video looked sweet.

>>387204386
It was going to be bad. They didn't have Rockstar to keep them in line

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BEST PARTNER: GO

>>387204425
No he wasn't

Most Phelps partners weren't

>>387204587
If the Burglary desk hadn't been cut, Garrus would've been the best partner. Followed by Herschel, then Bekowsky.

>>387204425
I haven't replayed since earlier this year but a few subtle lines from him suggested that working with Cole was making him feel like a detective again, like they were actually doing real detective work instead of just taking cuts from pimps and dealers.

Their dynamic also changes to the point where in that final case when Cole gets pulled aside to be informed he was going to be placed on suspension for review, Earle was eager and annoyed because they were in the middle of cracking the case. Of course Earle knew what was going to happen to Cole since he was pulling the strings, but it seemed like a part of him had grown to like Cole and enjoyed working with him.

The other partners were bro as fuck and they all had great character development.

>inb4 someone whining about /pol/ because of some random thing i said that they disagree with

>>387204000
true trips, nice.
What I'm saying is, cheating doesn't always nice some big lead up or acknowledgement along with concern of family.

It's easy to forget people.

>>387204519
yea but what the fuck would he do if became the fall guy....the fucking irony. Also he's a dick so he can act like himself and not be a good detective all the time.

>>387204587

That's the weirdest picture of Biggs I've ever seen.

>>387204425
If you count stuff like networking yes, if Roy actually wants something done it happens but he couldn't give two shits during most of his cases with Cole but if something like the boxer refusing to take a dive happened Roy would track him down

>>387200276
Considering the studio shut down shortly after release and no one has used the same technology to this day, I doubt a sequel could/would ever happen.
People nowadays would get way too fucking triggered over people calling blacks negros and Jews kikes.

>>387204849
>no one has used the same technology to this day
except you're wrong, cheaper iterations doesn't mean unused.

The game would legitimately be better if the open world GTA aspect wasn't there.

>>387204849
I think that's actually why they were pressured to close down under the guise of "oh no, the poor employees barely got to see their wives because those evil capitalists were making them work for a living!"

Look at who purchased the rights to L.A. Noire and Whore of the Orient: George Miller, the guy who made Mad Max and then shit on his own fans by turning the latest movie into a radfem fanfic. He'll make sure nobody ever gets to continue either franchise.

>the game has the same problem as The Getaway back then 2002
>the game has mechanics from The Getaway
>Mark Hammond is even in this
Nobody notice this but me

>>387200241

Anon military flamethrowers use a liquid jelly that ignites, water won't put it out

>>387205121
Game-wise, Borderlands 1 was the better Mad max-esque game anyway, and I think it was the last time Gearbox wasn't such SJW cunts. It's weird how horribly Borderlands 2/Anthony KEKOLD Burch infected that company from top to bottom.

>>387205295

>the getaway

Shit, I played that when it came out, I couldn't stand the "lean on a wall to regen health" mechanics.

Hammond was the limey boxer from the DLC?

>>387200746

Cole was a progressive for his time period. He'd still be seen as kinda backwards today

>>387205121
>hurr durr Fury Road was a feminist movie!
Are you serious

>>387204707
He must've had some skill to get that far, plus that detailed report on Leland and his read on that janitor in that one Vice case were signs that he knew his shit and just got lazy.

>>387205426
I never played Borderlands, the cell shading didn't appeal to me, so I only remember them from Brother's in Arms: Hill 30, and Hell's Highway. You can imagine my shock when Randy Pitchford went from "we're going to make a historically authentic WW2 squad based shooter" to "just fuck my shit up and piss on me, familia."

>>387205476
Go away or learn to google. Your choice.

>>387205441
>Shit, I played that when it came out, I couldn't stand the "lean on a wall to regen health" mechanics.
It's really funny many critics shat on the lean health regen mechanic back then because it was unrealistic, and now almost every game has unlimited health regen
>Hammond was the limey boxer from the DLC?
Yeah, same actor
>>387205090
Rockstar probably made them too because they did made Getaway before. Much like London, LA is too detailed and realistic for the game and has fuck all to do.

>>387200959
Its is true, he wanted to "earn" that medal he got unrightfully, but then it doesnt justify he fucking a german whore.

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>>387205647
>Can't even back himself up, has to pull the go google it card
lmao pathetic

>>387201190
>Moralfag beta

Hi summer.

>>387205090
but anon there was no open world

>>387205647
Bitch, I know the background. The movie hired a feminist or whatever, but the movie itself wasn't a propaganda for feminists againts the white devil. Max is still the one who gets the job done.

Hell, people who thought Miller wasn't a feminist before are retarded. The editor for Fury Road was his wife. The "badass" character on Road Warrior was a girl model.

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>>387204406
>tfw I'm in that screencap

It was weird seeing everyone from Mad Men in the game.

>>387205696
>unrightfully

Are you completely forgetting Kelso's speech? Nobody really "earns" medals of bravery, shit just happens.

>>387200241
The concept wasn't too bad, but the execution was fucking horrible. The flamethrower had a range of 10 feet.

>>387204761
true, but the story still left more foreshadowing to be desired. Cole was a prtagonist extremely easy to self-insert in, and if he's going to do non-hero like things, we should be able to experience some of it. I mean it's not like it's a plot twist or anything.
But the game was in development hell for quite a while so I don't blame them, the game's fine as it is.

>>387205909
I remember, he though he got it unrightfully, when in truth everyone who stepped in that hellhole deserved one too.

>>387206063

Yeah but Cole got shot and sent home early. The brass just didn't know that Courtney shot him, not the Japs.

>>387200241
Flamethrowers are giant cans of hairspray with a lighter. Flamethrowers shoot out a mix of oil and sand and other shit that clings to you and burns hard.

>>387206162
He got the medal for being crawled up all night after his buddy exploded on his side, but the general didnt care for details, just gave it anyway.

He got shot later because he was a terrible leader and got sent home.

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>>387200252
and you forgot "he did nothing wrong"

>>387206019
The big problem is that you got it just before having to cross the water super slowly while under fire of 1 or 2 guys that just spawned. If you wanted to use it you had to be lucky and use the cover, and get close to the enemies. It was a terrible weapon.

>>387206325

He helped build the bad reputation the LAPD has now. Back in the 40s the LAPD was considered the most professional police force in the country, the best of the best.

What should have Cole done instead

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>>387206425
>Back in the 40s the LAPD was considered the most professional police force in the country, the best of the best.

>>387206462
Not cheat on his wife.

>>387206524

No it's actually true, LA back then was not LA now

>>387205751
>Moralfag beta
No, idiot
Thats literally the plot

>>387205751
beta detected

What makes one a "moralfag"

>>387199697
Except for cheating on his wife.

>>387207131
it's when you get cucked by other people and society into doing things not desirable for you because of some fear of being ostracized and called "selfish", "asshole", etc and a desire to be labeled as a "good", "loyal", "virtuous" man

ie don't do things that benefit you but might potentially harm someone else because it's "a dick move"

>>387208379
>tfw moralfag
Damn

>>387206325
I wanna punch his face in.

>>387199697
>not just posting "LA Noire thread"

but no this nu-/v/ faggot spoils as usual, fuck you cuck learn to /v/ before posting

how come MGS5's facial capture didn't even reach LA Noire's level?

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It took until hellblade for facial capture to catch up to some absolute madmen put their company underwater in the name of TECHNOLOGY

>>387209367
I never knew this existed prior to you posting this gif
https://youtu.be/D5eLf9sjdVk

>>387204136
nigger?

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>>387199697
His life was ruined because Cole.

The thing I always hated with LA Noire was that although they had all this impressive facial technology it was very, very obvious that eyes were just textures on the head and not actual modelled parts. Once you first realised it it was impossible not to see

>>387211526
It was Ira's fault for panicking when the unit got ambushed. Cole was clearing the caves by the books, but Ira rushed in and torched the entire cave on his own.

>>387211617
you're judging it by normal game asset standards. LA Noire basically created meshes out of real-life scanned heads. It wasn't flawless, it was probably compressed somewhat and 32 cameras wasn't enough to get those "pop out" features like eye slits, but I think it was excellent. I want to see more people create games in their own way using technology in new creative ways

>>387206019

>The concept wasn't too bad

If this was Grand Theft Auto I'd agree with you completely. This was a crime drama where one of the most intense moments is when you wrongly accuse someone of murder.

Then you burn 50 people to death in the sewers and no one cares, it doesn't even get a blurb in a paper at the end.

You know what it reminded me of? That fucking shootout in Heavy Rain. Where DETECTIVE MAN murders 80 people after driving his car into his, highly visible, mansion. And the game just never mentions it again.

>>387212879
You don't honestly believe the public got the real story concerning a shoot-out/kidnapping related to a real estate development scheme that fucked over literally dozens of people, do you?

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>>387199901

>>387204180
Except the primary target of the Japanese strike force were the battleships moored at Battleship row...

>>387213035

I see no fallout and it isn't shown to affect our main characters in anyway. A simple acknowledgement and a blurb about how this crazy shit happens and the police have zero leads would of been enough.

The problem is the story is just now getting really interesting for Not Cole. Who is going to need to go on the lam before he gets caught, tried, and sent to the chair for 78 counts of 2nd degree murder.

I like Cole.

First he gets a promotion he did not earn, that he tries his darndest to live up to.

Then he makes a mistake, gets shot for it (by a guy he respects a lot, no less), gets sent home and tries to do everything in his power to make up for it, to make up to those he let down.

And then, even in the end he keeps fucking up by not remembering Ira.

He's a flawed character, but he knows and tries his hardest. I legit shed a tear when he died after helping the others escape.

>>387213950
>Then he makes a mistake, gets shot for it (by a guy he respects a lot, no less), gets sent home and tries to do everything in his power to make up for it, to make up to those he let down.

Oh, and let's not forget that him becoming a cop is what triggers the rest of his platoon to go into the drug trade.

He keeps fucking up by trying to do his best.

>>387199697
Except he cheated on his wife with a German junkie whore

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>>387200120

STOP THE GODDAMNED SCREAMING

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>>387214483
JESUS, LOOK AT ALL THE KIDS

>>387209367
Well apparently Bondi management also treated their employees like absolute dogshit (even more than normal game studios) and that was part of the reason they kicked the bucket.

>>387214427
that pic of him reminds me of this meme man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDiB4rtp1qw&ab_channel=SaruWaza

>>387204519

IS this a joke? La noire is famous for being a flop

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>>387199697
This game would have been a perfect 10 if it literally wasn't a Rockstar game. Style and all.

>>387200252
>>387204330
>>387204519
>>387204425
>>387206325
>ywn play an LA Noire prequel as a young Roy slowly becoming corruptible by the end

>>387204252
>that entire scene
This is how you work cinema into vidya, Phelps droppin fuck bombs is pure satisfaction.

>>387204330
>they did a closed casket ending
I mean, it'd make sense that they never found the body, being washed out to sea and everything.

I know happy endings aren't for noire, and it's debatable if Cole even deserves one, but... maybe just once...

>>387214006
Honestly, while Phelps was by all means a shitty CO, the blame for Morphine heist sits squarely on the perpetrators, in particular, one Courtney Sheldon, who not only convinced the rest that this terrible, terrible idea was worth committing to, and for shooting Phelps in the first place and getting him discharged before the rest of them, so they could get pissy about hearing about his success in the LAPD on the way back to the states.

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>>387214427
According to our records of your internet history, you opened no less than 117 Gelbooru tabs tagged "Felix_Argyle," over the course of a 53 minute browsing session before abruptly closing them all at once.

Mr. Valdez, are you aware traps are gay?

>>387204351
This, holy shit. Play the games yourselves if you want to talk about them, you fucking goons.

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>>387216727

>>387216727
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2274635
>wow. he got rekt.

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>>387217283

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>>387199901
>that made him a terrible soldier

That's because he was a fucking marine. Get it right, m*ggot...

>>387200672

>Ragtime remix of "The Offspring" starts playing

>>387218297
this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTR-_Klcq8&ab_channel=OffspringVEVO

>>387204425
>Was Roy actually competent at detective work, corruption aside?
Yes. Remember those files he had on Fontaine?

One of the most memorable game of all time, some case still kept me aware breaking cold sweat asking "what...if ?"

>tbf play a game
>a new thread immediately pops up on /v/ about said game while spewing quotes from the video
Like pottery.

>>387204761
You're the one who has some growing up to do if you can't tell the difference between real life and a narrative.

You can't excuse an event that is as central to the plot coming out of the left field just because it's plausible. Guess what, being run over by a car is plausible, but if you used it to just arbitrarily kill off a main character halfway through the plot people would rightly call you a hack writer.

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>>387204000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IaNaQHjIRE

>>387218974
nice 4

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>>387205878
GET OUT

>>387200276
I'd like it go trough different eras of noir. The next game could be set in a universe or time period that is more similar to Max Payne, more edgy and brooding, but also silly and satirical.

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>>387200276

>>387199697
HE CHEATED HIS WIFE

>>387200942
I stopped wishing for things like this because I can never imagine them to be actually good.

That said, I'd love to play an LA Noire sequel heavily inspired by Inherent Vice.

>this many posts in and it hasn't been asked

who would win /v/?

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>>387204107
There would be no complaints about /pol/ shitposting if there was no /pol/ shitposting.

He did but it's easy to make poor choices during war I'm sure

>>387200173
scripted

>>387219664
Actually, no, it's not meant to happen.

>>387219775
Not the cars hitting Cole, but the first ones are scripted

>>387219332
>You fuck young anime boys Mrs Rabbit?

>>387219964
>Dabbling in watercolors, Eddie?

LA police headquarters were comfy as fuck

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>>387220038
>Hello, fellow humans

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Cole respected the Japanese and was quite knowledgeable of their culture, what anime or Japanese vidya would he like?

>>387220123
Death Note

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>>387220123
>what anime or Japanese vidya would he like?

Trick question he wouldn't like any as he is not a fag.

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>>387220412
"Rusty are those some fat fucking japanese illustrated titties on your apartment wall?"
"Relax Cole, it's just a little souvenir I got from a chink shop downtown, they're everywhere nowadays."
"Not in my damn country."

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>>387220548
kekd

COLE PHELPS BADGE TWELVE FOUR SEVEL

Goodbye

>>387199697
Well, he cheated on his wife and was a disloyal asshole who reported even the slightest unnecessary thing in his company which makes him hated.

The worst Rockstar character (I know, technically it's not a Rockstar game, but as far as I know after the studio got bankrupt Rockstar developed at least 45% of the game, the last part with Jack Kelso was probably 100% Rockstars idea and it felt like a Rockstar game at this point, also Kelso is way more charismatic and sympathetic than Phelps and all of his missions were better than the best ones with Phelps.

>>387220735
How can I help detective?

>>387199697
Anyone can give me free steam key?

He cheated on his wife.

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>>387216727
>According to our records of your internet history, you opened no less than 117 Gelbooru tabs tagged "Felix_Argyle
That's private information anon!

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Who would win /v/?

Wheres my bro Finbar at?

>>387205872
This, Fury Road is even less "feminist" than Road Warrior. Max get, like you said, the shit done, without him they would just die because their plan was retarded, Max also actually hit Furiosa with ease, but because of his chain and the other girls pull him it seems like Furiosa would be equal in this fight.
It's more a "If women would do all that, the movie would be 50 minutes and everyone would die at the end" instead of "Max helping retarded women who have no idea what they are doing in the first place".

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>>387221292
DELET THIS

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>>387221115
always bet on Thin

>>387216727
[x] glance sideways for a fraction of a nanosecond

>>387220992
It is for now Valdez, and unless you want your Facebook friends to wonder why these cute girls you're looking at are packing a little extra you better play ball
You disgusting me

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>>387221540
>unless you want your Facebook friends to wonder why these cute girls you're looking at are packing a little extra
never forget the panic

>>387221416
Just because the story is told well and the authors feminism emerges naturally doesn't mean it's not feminism. SJWs have trouble distinguishing heavy handed moralizing and didactic works with something that is an authentic expression of a worldview, but your argument is equally superficial and stupid. The man isn't evil, the woman isn't invincible, so there's nothing feminist, according to you. The reality is that Fury Road and its emancipatory narrative is 100 times as meaningfully feminist than a celebrated "feminist" film like Wonder Woman.

>tfw no German jazz whore gf
feelsbadman

>>387221445
I bet that show was a critical hit. It's a shame I missed it when it was airing.

>>387221958
I'd rather have a german jizz whore gf if ya know what I'm sayin?

Cole wasn't a saint but he was doing what he was told during the war. That's why he was so self-righteous afterwards, to make up for it.

>>387205090
Then you wouldn't have the best mission in the game where you follow the clues of the killer and chase him around town

OVER THE MOON BOYS

>>387221885
Feminism is always about disregarding men and favor women, that's why it's called Feminism, they want destroy patriarchy for matriarchy, that's the whole idea about that and feminism was ALWAYS like that.
Feminism was always and is a bad idea and was never about equally, else it would called Equalism and not Feminism.

>>387200040
good webm

So did Cole actually cheated on his wife? From what I remembered he was getting information from her but was framed for cheating because of a photo that showed them walking into her room.

>>387223765
Yes.

He doesn't even deny it.

Well. Appears somebody just finished the Super Best Friends series.

>>387223765
Yes, he 100% did cheat on his wife.

>>387216727
[doubt]
Get with the times old man, it's Astolfo's time to shine

>>387223913
>>387223827
I always thought it was because he didn't want to clue people into that he's following the case still. Also why would he cheat on a literally-who while on a high-profile case, really took me away from his fall from grace since it felt forced.

>>387224598
It wasn't really a fall from grace. At least I don't think it was intended to be one. It was a setup for being betrayed.

Cole is a broken person. His wife, his kids... they did not understand. We never see his family life because they may as well not exist.

The singer actually does. She knows about the seedy side of life, she knows junkies, mobsters, she has problems herself. Maybe she isn't important in the grand scheme of things, but at least she existed in the same world as Cole.

>>387224924
that sounds more plausible

>>387205909
I don't. Kelso was cringe as fuck. The way his facial acting was on par with the "easiest" people to read in the game, the way he kept calling that German singer "princess," the way he dressed like someone's grandfather would in the 1940's.

It was an interesting plot point having you play as one of Cole's former squad mates who hated his guts in the war and was now working as an insurance investigator, but his acting and style was cringe.

>>387220854
Pmed you :)

>>387208379
That's called being a libtard.

>>387209367

I'm not impressed, it was just pre-existing mo-cap technology that was focused around the face, not body. The only thing Bondi did differently was say "hey, instead of putting 200 dots on people's spandex jumpsuit, let's put it on their face and mo-cap their FACE!"

That's about as revolutionary as using a fork to scratch your back.

>>387219332
>jessica rabbit looks like gianna michaels there

Later, boys, I just remembered I have a thing I need to go do.

>>387221885

Depends if you mean feminism or third wave feminism.

I prefer egalitarianism and leaving the gender garbage out of it.

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>>387226501

>that kid

Why do pat and mat fuck up woolie so much?
How did they fuck up the dlc case so bad?

iI love this game I don't know why people hate it.
It's so unique and chances are we won't get something like it again.

>>387226772
Which one?

>>387209778
this reminds me of the credits of toy story, thefeels

>>387226368
christian conservatives are just as much moralfags as libtard sjws

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>>387204351
>actually played the game and wanted to talk about it
>didn't realize this was an e-celeb shitter thread

oh ok then

I LIKE YOUR ASS

>>387231438
YOU'RE LYING, MORGAN.

>>387209778
>LAPD!
>sneezes
>walks away

fuck this is gold

>>387209778
I want a gif of Roy Earle messing with his eyebrows (at 2:05)

>>387204587
Finnbar is best boy.