Well, which one are you /v/?
Post your steam profiles
p-please
will post frogs until someone responds
dam im like the quintessential virgin steam profile
>>387176378
fag vs fag
>>387176930
>t.virgin steam profile
Chad but I don't play csgo or dota and I'm not part of any groups. I just want to play games man
>>387177135
>t.fag
>>387176378
>vac bans
pffhahahahahaha
Reminder
>>387177610
>>387177460
virgins to the max
>>387177756
>vac bans
pfffhahahahahahaha
>>387176378
right without the VAC ban because I'm not a faggot
>>387177610
>adding anyone you don't know irl
why do people do this?
>>387177610
>ywn be this autistic
>>387177843
virgin, its okay sweaty you dont need to cry :)
>>387178276
>vac bans
pfffhahahahahahaha
>>387176842
>I used to be good at video games
deep
>>387177610
uh guys
chad would not have a vac ban as cheating is for loser nerds and chad would easily pubstomp all players no sweat. a true chad dabbles in competitive play, always asked to merc/mix/scrim even after disappearing from steam for months, never loses his skill
>>387179042
>9042▶
>File: gravvle.png (312 KB, 628x555)
virgin fuck
>it's a "normalfaggots run it directly into the ground" meme
these aren't funny or original. the ONLY funny version of this was the original "virgin walk". it was ruined the second someone added chadstride.
me
>>387177610
:3c
>>387179727
This guy looks like he's in his 40s.
>>387179727
I love how you deleted the initial post because you forgot to hide your nickname, faggot
>>387179727
Nice try scouthomson
>>387179727
>>387179535
nice try thomson
>>387179482
>complaining about any form of OC being posted to 4chan
Anon, i think you're the "normalfaggot" here
>>387179946
>>387179958
>>387179970
>>387179980
rip
>>387179727
im doxxing you faggot
>>387176378
these were funny when the virgin did stupid things because he's a dumb virgin and the chad was someone that people would actually want to be like
for some reason now all of the images i see along these lines make the chad a complete retard. if he's a retard who makes objectively poor decisions then i don't see the point
>>387176378
>VAC ban on record and is able to easily justify it
lol. Someone post that one dude who "wanted to get ban" and lost like a lot of money worth in TF2 items.
>>387180159
That was never the point, the original virgin walk image got guaranteed replies because it targeted awkward things most people do, and so someone made the chadstride, which is the exact opposite of the virgin walk to point out how silly it is to mock someone over the way they walk. The chad meme lost its direction when people started making the chad do things that aren't opposites of the virgin
add me
>>387177610
Not bad, I only got 3 points
>>387180326
http://steamcommunity.com/id/JCapps
>>387180490
>Mad Dog background
My man!
>>387177610
What's wrong with having a private profile?
>>387180348
that makes sense
either way, it's a pretty shit meme now t bee h
>>387177610
literally all me
>>387180629
I agree
I'm literally shit. Don't add me, lads.
>>387180682
>>387180791
>people dont find these funny
literal virgins
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Hyypex2/
pls no bulli
>>387180159
>And chad was someone that people would actually want to be like
Either you saw some poorly made images, or you're dumb as hell
the entire point of the chad was to be as stupid as the virgin but on the exact opposite, crazy end of the spectrum.
>>387180602
That's the one
>Last Online 436 days ago
Did he kill himself?
>had an 8-year old steam account
>this thread is the first one where I see the whole "here are my specs" thing highlighted
>mfw it's real
why the fuck would you do this
who in their right mind gives a flying fuck about your rig
>>387181141
Listing your specs is gay but if you're going to do it just say what GPU and CPU you have, no one cares what type of fucking cooler you have you autist
>>387180626
He's just butthurt people are hiding their rare hats and he can't harass people for them
>>387177610
Private profile is the true patrician choice, go back to facebook.
R8
Add me up friends
Nothing to see here
>>387182035
kys
r8
https://steamcommunity.com/id/venomsnack
>>387182035
i love this
some of you are cute
>>387182383
w-who
>>387182410
maybe even you, anon
post more profiles
>>387182268
what job do you main, anon?
no bully pls
>>387184074
RDM and BRD but eventually I want to get a tank and healer to 70and eventually all jobs to 70
http://steamcommunity.com/id/goodgamesenpai/
Not shown; 3200 hours of FF XIV
Also the VAC ban is justified by modding/hacking MW2 for funsies. No aimbotting or anything like that, just modding/hacking server stuff so everyone playing would have infinite ammo, no reload time, etc.
>>387184243
Nice, I'm leveling up my RDM as we speak. Last class I need to get to 61 before I start focusing on getting one up to 70. I'm probably just going to take rdm all the way to 70 to be honest.
Maining SAM right now, but probably going to switch back to DRK/PLD once .1 comes out.
>>387184359
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/goodgamesenpai/
whoops, forgot to make profile public.
rate me
rate my steam account
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TimeCalm/
>>387184475
Lately the melee dps has really called to me, I recently just got monk to 60 after having pug at lvl 12 for like a full year.
speaking of tanks Drk is my fav, I have it to 55 and should really finish leveling it...
>>387182268
can I add you? I just bought ffxiv and I need people to play with!
https://steamcommunity.com/id/MisStresSaku
>>387184820
I'm going to lay down soon so don't expect much but if you find yourself on Leviathan or primal for cross party sure.
>>387184871
How do you people live with yourselves?
I swear, once i hit lvl 30 just for the showcase i'll stop caring about the levels.
>>387177610
>Canadian
Oops
>>387185007
What exactly is your beef?
Any backgrounds with skeletons ?
>>387185350
Your lack of self-awareness, for starters. Your profile is the most virgin profile I've seen yet.
>>387185429
>HEY GUYS IM GAY LOOK AT HOW GAY I AM, YOU CAN TELL I AM GAY BECAUSE OF ALL THESE BONERS ON MY PROFILE
fuck off
>>387185429
Go the market and enter 'skeleton background', it's not rocket science.
>>387184871
Why the FUCK do you level up your steam account?
It's not like you need the friends limit increase, and you definitely cannot end up with that level by accident.
I'm only level 13 and I've been pretty active for about 8 years on Steam now, but I never payed any attention to steam levels and cards, outside of selling mines whenever I have a free afternoon.
>>387185537
thanks found a couple
>>387185512
i love you too anon
r8
>>387182383
>>387182410
hey check out my gamer profile
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TimeCalm/
>>387185824
my niBBer/10
>>387176378
i think the vac ban one is a mistake
why would chad get banned he doesn't cheat
>>387185678
Not sure why you're throwing a hissy fit like a bitch over my Steam level, spergy
>>387185976
not him but maybe he's just curious to understand why you're doing it
>>387176378
I'm over 10. After a certain point you can't really help it. It's not like I go out of my way to get XP.
>>387185976
It's goddamn baffling, you can be as 2nd life as you want with your weebshit, but that is just the biggest waste of time, fucking why?
Do you have crippling OCD and need it to be 123 or something?
>>387185824
>look at me Im pretending to be an anime girl xD
>>387186174
I just happen to like Steam level like bumping it go every now and then in fact last time I did was my birthday last year and also yesterday for my birthday again and eventually I'll stop till I hit my desired Steam level
>>387176378
Holy fuck someone finally gets it
Right side people are the best>>387176378
>>387184625
>brslow
rofl
>>387177610
>private profile is a bad thing
u wot
I use steam for videogames, fuck the social media bullshit
>>387186336
so it's just the gratification of having one more level ?
i'm sry but that's a little bit retarded
>>387186389
>haha I'm a cool dude right bruh
we're all the left here, don't even deny it
>>387186573
now THAT is a good profile picture the best i've seen
>>387186573
bretty good
>>387186586
no
i don't have vac ban though
also when did steam became a social media ?that's a real question
>>387186281
You really need to relax, getting all flustered over Steam level is very immature and can't keep your panties in a bunch. /v/ judging and grudging over Steam level like a hive mind is a waste of your energy on me. What is bitching at me going to do or get you? Nothing, that's what. I really don't know what you're trying to accomplish or prove by bitching at me just over my Steam level
>people getting mad at OPs pic
why
>>387186573
>>387186825
kill yourself attention craving tranny
I don't use Steam all that much
>>387186842
chad wouldn't have a vac ban that's retarded
only sub-human fucker get banned
>>387177610
Only hit two of those. Not too bad.
>>387186913
I'm not seeking attention but hey you're inclined to your disbelief
>>387176378
Pick from a autistic faggot profile or a autistic faggot profile. Why even bother
>>387186939
shut up virgin
>>387186825
consider it professional curiosity, I have a psych BA so I'm using that as an excuse
>>387187153
lmao why do you need to cheat anon ?
are you this bad at video games ?
>>387186926
>>387187275
Is this because it's a mac screenshot? It's clearly not the computer I use for vidya.
>>387180602
Tldr on the excuse?
Reminders that people actually use Steam as some sort of social media platform are always the weirdest reality check.
>>387177610
>s/v/en coop group
Literally nothing wrong with this, I'd rather play with somewhat organized teams and chat with them
>e-celeb group
I like them
>hilarious chatlog(i only did this because i mock my friend that most likely is closet fag)
I'll delete this
I am now a cool guy
http://steamcommunity.com/id/rayman657/
I'll admit I hardly play games these days.
>>387187275
This immediately made me sit up straight in my chair.
>>387187413
You honestly don't need to read past the first paragraph and the first sentence thereafter to realize that the whole thing is going to be one, long, damage control of multiple flavors. I started skimming, and I think I saw at one point he was depressed or whatever.
Behold. My chad status.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kaitengiri/
Please send help I'm poor.
>>387177610
1 point, which is the less than 30 hours play time.Because I left steam a over year ago because it's a shit platform
>>387186286
im not pretending to be anything i like the pic and im a girl o_0
>>387187701
Your friend is funny
https://steamcommunity.com/id/aldredcyn
Bleh. Whatever.
>>387187863
ok is LONDON still a thing ? I need to know
>>387187863
>>387185824
How much do you weigh?
>>387187863
add me on facebbok
http://steamcommunity.com/id/kawaiianimeshoujo
add me up losers
i like videogames
>>387187898
I would say normie/20
Also nice taste in games
>>387187709 Also here's my profile. https://steamcommunity.com/id/pleaseendmypain/
>>387177610
two and a half
thanks, i guess
>>387187938
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>387187954
145
>>387187957
normiebook is cancer
>>387188335
Thanks
>>387180695
You're also from KnowYourMeme. wew
>>387188335
>145
kilograms?
>>387180896
The best is the virgin island and the chad republic imo
>>387188835
no pounds
>>387177610
>2 points
My anime profile picture is of an angel I found on Google images.
I buy VNs on Steam cause I'm not real into VNs but if I see one I'm interested in I buy it.
My profile is almost completely empty, I'm not in any groups or anything, my description isn't even a full sentence, I have less than 10 screenshots. It's extremely bare bones.
>>387185824
>Warframe
My nigga
>>387188919
No pounds? Are you poor? So you really are in LONDON.
>>387185824
Warframe any good, or does every new item still need Nitain?
its private
>>387177610
you know what the biggest red flag in the entire universe is? this fucking image. whoever made this or anything similar, having this image saved in your pc or taking it seriously is more than enough reason for you to take a step back and hang yourself
topgrill don't bully
>>387189185
You must be in the 10+ category. You can admit your sin anon.
>>387189242
>anime girl profile pic
>special snowflake font
>dark souls 3
Pls bully
>>387189158
Thanks for the hearty chuckle.
>>387189524
That's bullying.
>>387187413
>I barely played on maps that was a PvP objective because I don't like failing or losing
Rate it with pure and unadulterated honesty.
>>387189950
>Sneaky Sand
>Israel
>Anitfa
>Dota 2 - 2,605 hrs on record
>Item Showcase of the same thing ten times
Please tell me you're a parody account.
>>387176378
Rate me
>>387190113
only the game hours aren't a parody
>>387190226
Oh, shit.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheKingofBees/
>>387179727
>claims trump isn't a zionist puppet
>acts exactly like a zionist puppet and has jews all around him
What did he mean by this?
>tfw no time for vidya anymore
>>387176378
Rate me :3
>>387190675
TODD HOWARDDDDD
GET OFF /v/
REEEEEEEEEE
>>387190593
I really like your background friend.
>>387190307
Please no bully, I have a small screen
>>387190675
>5.9 hours past 2 weeks
What happens to you?
>>387187363
>he has a mac
>>387190753
Wtf? I only like skyrim and fallout 4 because of modding other bethesda games are boring :(
>>387190942
I got a PS4 and I'm playing Horizon :3
>>387190768
Thanks lad
>>387177610
>somehow ended up with only three points despite being weeb
I feel cheated.
>just unadded all the people i used to play tf2 with and haven't talked to in years
>went from 150+ friends to 40
I'll miss you guys
I have over 600 games on steam. Didn't even want a lot of them just got them in cheap bundles that had other games I wanted. I'm still incredibly embarrassed by the number of games I have on steam though.
I just spilled coffee on my New 3DS that I bought 1 week ago and now the X button is sticky
>>387193220
>My PSP's X button is all loose and it feels like a touchpad since it doesn't bounce back up
Do your worst.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/FinnishSpud
how do I make the loneliness go away /v/
>>387193738
thanks for posting that trash screenshot so I know not to bother clicking the link.
>>387193882
Play a shitton of waifu games
Nothing special.
>>387176378
>>387177610
-Less than 30 hours played in the last 2 weeks (I've been playing mostly Switch games and stuff)
-Account is less than 5 years old
That's it
http://steamcommunity.com/id/urlogic/
20 of my friends are my own accounts from tf2 idling/spiral knights multiboxing days
I only like the background because it's a cool skullgirls stage
>>387195287
>I only like the background because I like the background
you don't say?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/nlolicon
>>387177610
>-chan groups
>less than 30 hours played in last 2 weeks
So, 1 and a half points.
>>387185678
You have to be autistic enough to spend hundreds of dollars on cards
>>387196029
Posting somebody elses profile is against the rule.
>>387189524
>anime girl
>girl
steamcommunity.com/id/cannedbeanz
>>387196029
Why are furries such fucking faggots holy shit.
>>387190076
alright, but the profile pic is sorta creepy.
>>387190226
>Meme groups
>Dota 2
Worst thing is Dota 2, but I'll give you a pass if groups are not ironic.
don't fucking bully me
>>387196705
>meme groups
anon have you been on /d/ ever
>>387193738
alright/10
>>387177610
What's wrong with having less than 150 games? I mainly play on consoles
>>387196851
Only go on there for the porn, but are the groups from /d/?
>>387176378
i guess i'm neither of them? the wallpaper got fucked up when i upgraded to 4k.
>>387182268
You are the exact type of person that thinks Nier is actually good
he isnt autistic, he is schitzo(who believes he isnt and all doctors are wrong)
his IQ is a lie since we dont have such things in Canada
so glad he moved away months ago, fucking crazy motherfucking virgin
>inb4 autist
rate my profile
be gentle
have my shitty profile
>>387197104
what background?
>>387176378
Why is the virgin steam profile more alpha than the Chad steam profile?
>>387198307
show me your skirts
>>387198557
and risk getting BANNED?
>>387197929
>nazi anime girl
>unusuals
>hiding friends but not groups
cancer/10
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198082302133
I really need a white steam background, where I can find it
>>387198861
delete this
>>387198529
>only virgins believe this
go back to /r9k/ buddy
>>387199037
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/753/357600-Unium%3A%20Lines%20In%20a%20White%20Field
Hey guys I dont have steam should I make an account? Is it worth it? I only play path of exile through their official launch client (about 5000 hours played haha)
Im not very good at making friends!!
>>387199265
But my steam profile closely resembles the Chad profile
>>387199289
not my cup of tea but thanks for the recommendations
>>387177610
1 FUCKING POINT BECAUSE I'M CANADIAN. WHAT DID WE DO
>>387177610
who here /.5/
>>387177610
I got 3 points, and I disagree with one of them (private profile). I'm here to play video games not add ronery virgin weabs from /v/ or impress them with a shitty profile nobody gives a fuck about tbqh.
>>387200805
you mean 8 points
>>387200920
Nah I'm not a faggot like you.
>>387200994
damn...
>>387177610
1 point for private profile.
Why does no one ever reply to me
No frens!! what am i doing wrong? I mean I dont actively go out looking for people but should i be more desperate? The only time i was desperate towards someone it was this cute person and they only liked me platonically!! that really hurt...
>>387201363
You're not interesting
>>387201363
you type like a desperate 14 year old weeaboo which probably doesn't help
hello my friends whats up bitches its ya boy
>>387201706
>>387201963
Whats that supposed to mean
Would you prefer I type like this? With appropriate punctuation on a stupid fucking imageboard?
or mebbe like this
Or Maybe Like This
or .. maybe.. like this....
OR MAYBE LIKE THIS
Pointing out someones typing is absolutely retarded. Especially when I samefag about 4-5 different personalities in a single thread. Shows just how amateurish you are when it comes to imageboards.
>>387202187
This. Ignore the shitters, dude.
>>387202187
Nobody finds you interesting so they don't want to engage with you
>>387202187
>Would you prefer I type like this? With appropriate punctuation on a stupid fucking imageboard?
Yes
>Pointing out someones typing is absolutely retarded. Especially when I samefag about 4-5 different personalities in a single thread.
You sound really pathetic and lonely
>>387202164
here's my main account, which is also another account that I've made, oldest is probably like 6 years old now, only used it for tf2.
>>387176378
Closer to chad but actually neither. My steam profile is very close to the default after 9 years.
>>387181968
You could get rid of the that "Add a showcase" thing by using a Favorite guide showcase and leave it blank.
>>387177610
no really, what is so horrible about a private profile? do you just assume they're all cheaters? i just keep mine on friends only because you have no reason to be on my profile unless you're a friend, a hilarious trash talker (both ends) or some autistic trader.
>>387184625
What's the background?
>>387202869
You've never heard of Senran Kagura?
Don't bully too hard
My hours are low because I've been on vacation.
>>387177610
2 points
>5x more screenshots than games bought
There is literally nothing wrong with that one.
>>387203131
that's acoolpizza
>>387185824
You're going to carry my white children, desu senpai.
>>387203521
>You're going to carry my white children, desu senpai.
I thought it was gonna be the other way around ;)
>>387203454
Thanks, I think you're ahot slicetoo
/v/ I was too whiny to my new friend and they weren't responding to my messages or were much later and I told them I just wanted to talk and that I wished they'd come online and then they said sorry they just forget about messaging when they're playing games and then I realized if they wanted to message me they would and now I feel like a dumb idiot for being so whiny and forceful and now they'll see me as that retard that complains and isn't fun to talk to
>all these ironic weebs trying to outdo eachother in the cancer department
You are like a little baby, watch this
>>387204128
>>387176378
the one of the left... sadly
http://steamcommunity.com/id/FearGX/
I love my waifu
>>387204247
>some kid thought he was being clever by looking up my profle
(^:
>>387204375
hmmm...
>>387177610
>only have one point
Get fucked fags.
I am the autism, generic anime profiles GET OUT. This is how you make a profile people will remember
>>387204128
>>387204247
Needs some Konosuba or Maid Dragon somewhere, otherwise you just come across like some MAL-browsing /a/ reject.
>>387204562
>997 groups
>>387181674
You don't play games and you're a fake week
>>387181881
Boring
>>387182026
Bad avatar, but youre okay
>>387184216
Boring and normal
>>387184625
Trash
>>387185053
Play games and get a better country
>>387185429
Bad memes
>>387204640
This, what the fuck? Bump that shit up to 1,111 or go home.
I'm a fuckin loser
>>387204606It's not actually me
>>387204640
And every single one of them is terrible.
>>387204790
I honestly tried to do that before they fixed the bug that let you get the group counter over 1000.
>>387177610
hey reddit
Game collection is my most played games I still regularly playtfw never will be able to put OSRS or Dwarf Fortress in my game collection on steam
>>387204839
Dump a profile that's actually interesting next time, those guys are a dime a dozen.
>>387204924
>obito
my nigga
>>387181043
Nice group you're in there friend.
I'm new to steam, how do I get a background?
>>387176378
fuck it hear ya go.
>>387205258
complete steam badges by getting all the cards from a game or just buy one on the market
posted in the wrong thread
>>387179727
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198038035580
>>387205591
ahh I gotcha
>>387176378
f2p pleb
>>387204474
wow anon you sure showed him
>>387206507
>POO IN LOO
>>387207627
wtf that wasnt my image i dont even have that saved what the fuck
>>387207627
>IndoNESIA
Are you stupid
>>387207736
same thing desu
>>387177610
accurate
>>387206507
POO
IN
>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do people really give a fuck about their steam profile? I think I haven't checked mine once.
>>387181141
pc master race :)
>>387207571
Hey man, it only took 20 seconds and him potentially getting a ban or something is funnier to me than writing "lol ur a fag"
>>387182268
you are like little baby
http://steamcommunity.com/id/BlackTeaRecluse/
>>387176378
>Using Steam
You are the cancer of PC gaming, die
>>387210275
>2017
>being a contrarian hipster
>not being an avant garde son of a bitch
shiggy diggy my niggy. but seriously fuck off.
>>387210385
>being a corporate cock sucker
>>387209108
>Hiding name
You pussy ass bitch lemme add you