STARCRAFT REMASTERED

Aaaaaand bought.

This is fucking stupid.

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I'm back!

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welp, gonna have to practice my builds against AI before I even touch multiplayer

Shit, I just woke up, missed most of that match. How long does this thing go for?

This making SC2 obsolete is a given, but how will it ressurect SC as an esport as a whole?

has anyone got any of their preorder skins?

>>387162258
Don't wait too long, Elon Musk's AI is coming to wreck pro gaming scene's shit up in a couple of years

>cuck[9]

How has no one killed this omegabitch yet?

There is a discord up if you want to chat/set up games

https://discord.gg/BfXq9y3

YUROKEKS BTFO

>day9

Ugh.

>>387162432

why not set them up here desu?

>>387159862
>15$ for a 1998 game

will there be a youtube steam?

>barely 20k views

LoL streamers get this on average. Random LoL streamers. LUL

They are so happy. I wish i could be this happy talking about vidya.

I'd watch if it was on literally any other channel
Not giving that faggot a single view

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watching tastosis and day9 chill and watch these games is much better than having them cast from a booth. I wish they'd do this for tournaments.

Paying for animated images on a monitor

>>387162497
Please don't gloat & respect your elders senpai :(

>>387162475

>15$ for the best RTS ever coded

>>387162497
LoL get 0 thread on /v/ because it's shit, but SC get plenty especially during Korea time.

Why are LoLbabs so irrelevant?

>>387162610

>the state of /SCV/

>error 5.0

WHAT

THE
FUCK

DOES THIS EVEN MEAN

this shit will be dead in a month like Tekken

you sure like to hype new releases up but fail to realize kids of today want to play lol or cs:go and not autism simulators like tekken or starcraft

>the best thing Blizzard does since creating SC is doing a remaster of said game

20 years. Its hilarious if you think about it. Its like an old rock band doing a reunion tour in Japan.

>>387162449
>>387162497
>>387162490


https://www.twitch tv/starcraft is also streaming it, watch it there if you don't want to watch day9s channel

sprites are great when zooming full in

>>387162673
Is better than LoLbabs

>hur durr we are the biggest esports we swear
>hurr durr we get beaten for $ by Dota and for interest with SC

Being a lolbab would be suffering if being 70 IQ mental deficient trash wasn't a necessary part of it

>>387162742

>what is Korea

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>That match

>>387162784
starcraft channel is just hosting the day9 stream ya dingus

>>387162784

Hosting a channel will give this channel the views. Welcome to the internet.

>>387159862
H E R E W E G O

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>cuts to incontrol
>he's eating

>>387162932
incontrol of his weight

>>387162880

YOU ONLY DOWNLOADED THE ANTHOLOGY GAME YOU IDIOT

HD REMASTER IS 15$

>>387162932

You can say that he is not incontrol of his eating habbits.

>>387162793
Pro lolplayers have incredibly high salary that's why the prizepools are low
git gud dotard

>tastosis doing their thing
>day9 doesnt get a word in edgewise because hes awful
>tastosis has to stop doing their thing so he can talk
>basically the adults stop talking to let the child say his piece

Holy shit why is Day9 so awful.

>>387162991
I PRE-PURCHASED IT

>>387162918
>>387162923
I don't usually watch shit on twitch, sue me.

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Does it means you can't buy it if you don't have the original game?

>>387163021
Sure thing, ching chong.

Try not to cry in your bowl of fried dog dicks.

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>>387162991

LOOOOOK

PLAYING NOW

is it out yet? how many players are on it right now?

>>387163027

These guys are veteran commentators. cuck9 is a fag.

>>387163072
The original game is free.

HYUK
HYUK
HYUK

>>387163072
Original went free

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>>387159862

>Sloppy Westerners who forget to t get Zergling upgrades
>just some guy's house

Meanwhile:
>Korean launch party was on a beach with tens of thousands of people
>Broadcast on tv

>>387163151
>>387163142
no it's not. stop lying to people

>>387163191
SOmetimes it's fun to watch a tier 20 tournament just because the personalities are funny and the fuck ups are entertaining

I had a earthy laugh at speedless lings on game 1

Give me a rundown, why does everybody get so assmad about day9? was it something about him switching games and leaving sc2 or something?

>>387163206
https://eu.battle.net/shop/en/product/starcraft

>>387163206
it;s free you idiot, only the HD remastered version is $15

>>387163191
>Korean launch
>a bunch of dads who haven't played starcraft in 19 years

>>387163284

I hate him because he's not funny, his voice is annoying, and he's a huge wishywashy sellout. I dunno what the cuck business is about, probably /v/ just being /v/.

>>387163284
From a dotard point of view he went from literal who to hosting the biggest tournament, and doing bad work at it. Mostly by beign WAY too self centered and using anecdotes from 3kmmr games (basically low average)

>>387163284
He sold out
The real Day9 is nothing like the modern cucked version
Watch Chill VS combatEX for real shoutcasting kino

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>>387163291
>>387163349

Will Blizzard actually support the game in the future like adding new units, maps, etc?

I mean sc2 is dead now.

>>387163284
There are several accounts of the time where he casted SC2 that he was a Madonna, getting paid more than the players themselves and demanding conditions for him all the time despite being treated like a king.
He jumped ship not when SC2 died, but when it stopped being the top dog.

>>387163534

They won't add new units, that defeats the entire purpose of the remaster.

>>387163284
fake enthusiasm, fake in general, not funny, only socially inept people fall for his facade.

6 GB download?

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It crashed once in record fucking time for me and then after that it was fine. :P

>>387163481

ITS FIFTEEN DOLLARS FOR THE BEST RTS EVER COMPLETELY MODERNIZED YOU CHEAP FUCKING CUNT

>>387163481
what if i have the original game and not the free version

can i still go online?

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>>387163481
>enhanced narrative
>>387163534
haha you wish

>>387163481

STOP THE PRESSES THERE'S A JEW ON THE LOOSE

>Making a Jeb Bush "please clap" joke

BASED

>20 years and its still fresh as fuck

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tasteless is so much happier casting this than literally anything else. This is so nice.

> That sleek transition to HD when you log in to bnet with the Remastered edition bought
Awesome

Holy shit why is this game still going?

This Zerg is fucking trash, has he even played this game before?

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Im in,posting in /vg/ thread

What a mess. I expect them to patch the shit out of this so I'll stay away for now.

What will the Remaster mean for esports?

Will this effectively replace SC2? Will Korea rise again? Are mobas dead now?

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>>387163906
FUCK

why do they both have so many resources

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>day9

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So I bought the remaster, where do I actually download the thing from when it gets released? The blizzard website? or do I have to download some shitty app? I don't play any other blizzard games, I don't know how I get it.

>>387163990
>hotkeys
you can edit them now?

>>387163930
>posting in /vg/ thread
good call, ditching this board

The original game cant get online anymore?

Doesn't that alienate almost an entire playbase who bought the game?

>>387164072

Y E S

E

S

>>387163991

>these two players are awful trash
>holding back so the scremaster stream lasts longer

>>387164092
>>387164092
>>387164092
>>387164092
>>387163667
>>387163667
>>387163667
>>387163667
>>387163667
THIS
RESPOND

>>387163481
>wanting to get paid for upgrading the game
FUCKING
JEWS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>387163687
>>enhanced narrative
What does it mean? Anything related to narrative by NuBlizz is utter shit.

>>387164092
>>387163667
Are you retarded? It still is the original game. The only difference between the original and remastered is a checkbox in the video options. They both function exactly the same.

>guy is called inControl
>is not actually in control
Explain this

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>>387164320
Irony

>>387164320
his real name is inCholesterol anon

this is so fucking comfy

>>387164092
>>387163667
Of course you still can. you can play against people using remaster with the lobbies, you just don't get matchmaking with the remaster

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>>387164187
>people on /v/ are THIS POOR

Is the game already dead?

ANYONE NEEDING A TERRAN PRACTICE PARTNER??

COMPLETE NOOB BARELY LEARNING FROM LIQUIPEDIA BUILD ORDERS WITH 70 APM

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God this game is f*cking ugly

>>387164236
Do you remember how after some missions in the original campaigns you just get a big block of text of exposition on a black screen? I think all they did was split up those blocks of text and put them in front of old CGI renders of Carriers and Battlecruisers and shit

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>>387164062

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>white-ra vs draco

PREPARE FOR SPECIAL TACTICS BOIS

>>387163667
everybody has the original version

CDkeys can be generated manually even since you only have to get the last digit correctly since this was before blizz learned how to code.

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>>387164320

are they doing any 2v2s?

>>387164550

>sexy as fuck marine sprites

I guess you werent alive in 1998, kid?

sooooooo uuuugh......

when is the crack?

guys how do I set up the F1-F4 screen hotkeys

I can't get them to work

>>387164725

Doubtful.

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>>387163021
>the old "dota players have shit salary" argument
I wonder why EG wear all this branded shit then
hmm....

I haven't bought a blizzard game in ages, where do I actually download this from after buying it? Do I need to download the app?

>>387164791

Where have you been living the last 8 years?

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MY WIFE FOR HIRE

>>387164784
Brood war is F2-F4

>>387164791
you need the battle net launcher

>>387164904
maybe that's why I was trying to set up F1 and it never worked

>>387164849
not playing blizzard games, happily. Last one I bought was diablo 3 which was a mistake, and I haven't fallen for it since. So I'm taking I need the app?

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>day9tv

>>387165090
its weird he's not talking about himself at all on this stream.

I still don't like him but it's night and day from hosting TI where he did his best to ruin the event

hosting a strip sakura on US east. Let's see if I get banned.

i can do an early game build but then after a few minutes if i try attacking i zone out of and all my minerals and gas rile up. how do i fix this?

>>387164981
>look at me im so above playing "nublizzard" games
its ok grandpa, overwatch hots and sc2 arent that bad, unless youre a loser who will nitpick

>>387164784
shift+f2 over your factories
shift+f3 your natural
f2 select a factory f3 right click
f2 select a factory f3 right click

Anyone else having problems connecting?

>Wilhelm scream

>>387164069
>>387164791
Yes, download the Blizzard app and log in to your Blizzard account (or make an account if you don't have one). If you already have the free original version (Anthology) and have bought Remastered, then the app should patch it pretty quickly. The Remastered content is a few hundred MB. The Anthology + Remastered is something like 3 GB total.

is starcraft the most cucked esport?
watching day9 outside of his natural enviroment without all his sycophant viewers during TI was embarrassing. His whole act just doesn't work on people who arent lonely autists with no friends watching a game they're too afraid to play

>>387165224
BW has some interesting mechanics and units relationships, but the interface is so retarded it has no place in modern games.

I wonder why stuff like starbow never took off. It seems that the old guard are only intersting in riding their own glory instead of playing a good game.

>>387165214

>how do i fix this?

Slowly and carefully.

>>387165294

YES, my game crashed/ can't see game

>4am
>stormy outside, thunder
>wrapped up next to the heater watching brood war

Now I know how you muricans feel watching Korea time. Maximum comfy

>It's a Foreigner tournament with no Koreans
these players suck lol

>>387163481
wow blizzard lied to us

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I was hoping they'd add difficulties to the campaign so you could play it without shitting over everything.

I JUST WANNA SEE THE CINEMATICS IN HD!!!!

>>387165559
they have great personalities tho

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>>387165726
>playing the campaign
Doesn't it exist to teach the game to little kids?

>>387165329
cheers.

I think I've done it right.
>>387165215
Eh they're just not my kind of games and I can't into MOBAs. Why do I want to play an RTS with one unit where other people can lose/win me the game?

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>ladder is broken on launch

Go Jim, go...

>day9 laugh
It didn't miss this.

>>387165090
was a zip file of all of these ever uploaded?

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rip lil reaver bois
time for special tactics in match 2
you burned bright too soon

>>387165846
That doujin's art is so-so, but god damn the content makes me pop a boner every time.

is this even casting? This is just a bunch of nerds making toilet noises.

TASTELESS IS FAT AF

>>387166220
How do you fuck up so bad with those reavers? They were right in front of everything.

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>sc is so dead that it's discussed on /v/ instead of /vg/
lol

So we hosting UMS or what?

>>387166229
D: source

>>387166329
its a 20 year old game, of curse it is. You can talk about sc on /vr/

>>387166329
the /vg/ thread is cancer

>>387166329
the sc2 thread would be better if it was dead. it's become something unholy

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>>387166329
SC on /vg/ is always playing with fire. You're opening threads up to gookposting k-pop fags
from the old SC2 vg who kill threads by posting about how their dad flushed their meds and they want to kill themselves.

I'm happy staying here

>>387166329
/vg/ is /v/'s asshole

where are my kpop bros

>>387166503
you're only staying here because your dead game gets barely any hits. as soon as we start seeing daily starcraft remastered thread you'll be shitcanned to /vg/ with the rest of your kin

>>387166416
Kaichou no Iinari!

>>387166631
Die

>>387166503
the current thread is actually about the game, i think the autists went somewhere else

>>387166651
There wont be daily threads, but there will be threads for the major tournaments, like usual.

>>387166770
take them to /vg/

>>387166651
>as soon as we start seeing daily starcraft remastered thread
wont happen, the games dead and this marketing stunt wont revive it

I thought BW was dead

>>387166838
lmao lurk more kid, these threads have been around far longer than you've been browsing this site.

>>387166651
Most people don't want to talk about starcraft all day every day. They want to talk about it when the tournament or events are on. Which has every right to be on /v/, since the threads are only up when the events are on. Stay the hell out of /vg/ at all costs.

wtf is wrong with the ramp textures.

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>>387166838
how about you read the rules first, cunt

>>387163481
>people can't cheat their asses off on ladder and just create a new free account every time they banned

how terrible

>>387166876
It's more alive than SC2 now

So how dead is b.net? Are there even more than 10 ums being hosted?

>>387162237
Not really since they changed you on the victory screen with the sc2 protoss morphology. Look artanis for a better reference.

>>387166984
Reverse ramps aren't supposed to be in the game, they were never designed to work. They had to be hacked into the game using a 3rd party map editor so that you could have ramps going down north to make maps fair. Hence why they look like shit.

which race is the most macro oriented? i just want to sit and max out to learn how to macro

>>387167210
You'd think that with the remastering they'd have included that.

This is an awesome stream. These guys are hilarious.

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SPECIAL TACTICS!

>>387167139
I have no clue, but I'm not diwnloading that bloat again. They fuck themselves out of a ton of sales by not releasing this on steam.

>>387165726
at least the gameplay fast enough
warcraft 3's campaign is so easy and slow that it unironically made me fall asleep replaying it a few years ago

So far:

>Wong lipsinc in portraits
>Raynor losed his idiot face
>Mengsk losed his smug face
>Kerrigan is sc2 kerrigan
>In broodwar exapansion gerrard is displayed instead stukov

Well i payed a widescreen patch 15 bucks, worth for the cinematic but 20 mins in game and i have already seen another shitty work from blizzard.

As everyone already predicted the remaster is shit.

>>387167397
>>In broodwar exapansion gerrard is displayed instead stukov
Wasn't that always the case?

Anyone else experiencing buyers remorse? This is the worst remaster I've ever seen.

>>387159862
this shit looks the same

>>387163284
I don't play Starcraft. I just came here to say Day9 is shit and please keep him away from Dota tournaments because he's awful.

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>>387167515
Nope, it was stukov.

ok so what channel are we meeting up in ree

this is a useast website i would remind you

>>387167536
me

>>387166686
:D

They are charging money for it ??? :^)

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>>387167572
>IT LOOKS THE SAME
>THEY CHANGED IT IT'S RUINED

you can't win

>>387167234
UEF

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>>387159862

>>387167718
>game from 1998 looks like shit when you zoom in
whoa...

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>>387164062
>HYUK HYUK HYUK
>ME ME ME

>>387167536
I'd only buy it for matchmaking.

>everyones fucking watching some meme casters talk shit about each other over gameplay instead of playing the game and joining a channel so we can play custom maps

what the fuck is yours guyses problems

Remastered Kerrigan is a QT.

>>387159862
does ladder or ranked work properly for anyone? ladder doesn't work at all , ranked works but no mmr

Day9 bandwagoning onto Dota was the beginning of the end.

Fuck Valve, I want Yames back.

>>387168008
that's coming next month, they said that weeks ago

>>387164062
>>387167840
quick rundown on these dank day9 memes?

>>387168181
>dank
fuck off reddit

>>387167940
>playing with /v/

>>387168181
The Dota 2 crowd didn't really take a shine to him during TI7 last week.

I like him, he makes comfy show.

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W-will the remaster run in Wine?

>>387168181
Were you not here for TI7
Day9 posting was rampant

>>387168181
>Day9 started streaming his noob-bracket dota matches earlier this year and schmoozed up to a bunch of people at valve
>He's now a low-average player but was picked to host TI7 instead of any of the numerous veteran hosts out there, because Valve wants him to shill their new card game
>He was an awkward, mediocre host at best, and had a habit of constantly steering all conversations back to himself
>/d2g/ made a billion edits of that one screencap to make him look even stupider and vent their frustration

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>look at the /vg/ thread

>has already devolved to gookposting and one word posts

yep, /vg/ was a mistake

damn, why this shit taking so long to download? I just wanna play me some games.

>>387168338
the fuck is TI7?

>>387168338
Obviously not since he's asking.

>>387168338
I don't watch moba shit

>>387168373
>damn, why this shit taking so long to download?
Because your internet is shit. It took me less than 30 seconds.

>>387168417
THe international 7, Dota 2 tournament, highest prizepool for a esports event ever.

The 5 player who won are now the 5 highest $ winner in esports.

>>387168417
dotard """""""""tourney""""""""

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>>387168373
whoops, wrong image.

>>387168417
>>387168338
>>387168357
>>387168328
can we just have a starcraft thread that doesn't devolve into moba/day9 discussion?

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>>387166329
Before sc2, this fucker was just a dirty jew with no career or education that was literally continuously couch surfing in korea with no hopes in life just playing games.

Now he's a still a sad fucker with a hambeast of a wife, but his kid is lovely and he's made bank taking about a game he hates. I wouldn't want to have his life, but I am a bit jealous about his success on some things.

>>387168587
>e"sports"
fuck off

>>387168537
probably. Ausfag internet is made of sticks and twine. Probably pointless downloading it now anyway cause there won't be anybody with decent ping to play again for a good few hours.

I want to get into strategy games but tend to be very bad at them. Would this be a good one to start with?

>>387168181
>"Man that was an AWESOME post"
>"Reminds me of my pub games when I played Starcraft, that was INSANE"
>"What do you think /v/, what could he have done different in his post?"
>Hyuk hyuk hyuk!

>>387163395
>his voice is annoying
that's a first
congrats anon

>>387168716
Absolutely not. It's actually the WORST one for you to start with. It's not beginner friendly at all.

>>387168335
not in the slightest

>>387168716
probably not. It's probably the least user-friendly RTS and requires a lot of mechanical skill and game knowledge not to get stomped by anybody who knows what they're doing.

>>387168716
Just play the campaign first and then try playing 1v1 against the computer then you'll be rady for online multiplayer

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>tasteless off the couch

>>387168938
>Just play the campaign first and then try playing 1v1 against the computer then you'll be rady for online multiplayer
hahahahahaha

>>387168980
who is this middle cuck

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WHEN WILL I FUCKING BE ABLE TO REMOVE ALL THESE SHIT GAMES FROM THE LAUNCHER TO PUT THE ONES I ACTUALLY PLAY BLIZZARD YOU FUCKS

>>387163106
Works for me, clearly not an issue

what happened to sc2 general? it's like a piece of performance art these days

>>387169103

It's been a kpop general forever.

>tfw downloaded this so I can play aeon of strife

heh

>>387169103
overtaken by kpop with the decline in sc2 popularity
just start posting brood war again and it'll return to normal

>>387169069
>wc3

Can you host? want to play a 1v1?

>>387168716
Starcraft is a really fucking good game. That's one of the reasons that it's stood the test of time. Unfortunately, the other reason is that it has a really high skill ceiling. You're gonna have to work really hard if you want to play well enough to stand a chance against a community that's been perfecting strategies for nearly 20 years.

tl;dr: If you want to play campaign or with friends, go for it. If you're trying to play competitively there are games with a much lower barrier to entry.

>>387169226
No, fuck off.

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I want to play UMS

But I have no idea the rules behind each one

Where the fuck do I start, is there a wiki describing the popular ones

>>387168637
Is that her daughter?
How is that possible?

>>387169069
oh god the new icons look so bad

>>387169195
>>387169157
It actually became shit when they expelled all kposters.

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Ok /v/ what race is good for a beginner just starting out?
t. never played sc

>Custom map section is blocked off on remastered.

Is it under multiplayer now or just gone? I wanted to play the Stukov missions.

>>387168716
Don't bother with RTS games if you're not comfortable with multi tasking and stress, you will not be able to relax and just enjoy the game. Some people like that, I personally enjoy spectating but not playing.

Age of Mythology or Halo Wars are probably the easiest RTS games to get into, but don't expect them to teach you any good habits.

Day9 is fantastic and positive, it's just that he can only pull off being a knowledgable commenter with Starcraft because he's really shit at Hearthstone and Dota. He is invited because he's well-spoken and confident, but that can be overbearing when you're in a room with a whole bunch of unpresentable nerds.

>>387168716
Contrary to what other people are saying, SC is actually a great way of getting into the genre, since it's one of the best. Campaign is GOAT and every RTS you play later will be incredibly easy for you.

But don't expect to do well in multiplayer unless you're willing to commit serious hours of learning and training.

>starcraft anthology downloads the entire HD content
>you can't enable the HD graphics in the menu but you can if you mess with the files
HAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
FUCK YOU BLIZZARD

>>387169313
how is what possible

>>387169103
I guess it's what happens when you expect people to talk about the same game 24/7. There's very little to actually talk about. I don't know what it wrong with them, but it feels like 90% of the posts are made by a bot coded to shitpost, it's awful.

>>387169329
Yea everyone I know thinks they are shitty but I was (foolishly)optimistic that they were making room for classic games
I guess in 2035 when wc3 gets a remaster I might finally get it

>>387169425
>really shit at Hearthstone
literally the only hearthstone guy i'd watch because he actually does non-meta builds
opposite of shit desu

>>387169391

Play campaign then practice you who like.

>>387169441
She's cute.
He and his wife are ugly.

>>387169391
whichever you enjoy the most

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>>387169272
How can you enjoy comp stomping for 15 years?

>>387169391
play them all until you find which one you like best

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Did they include or is there an easy download for all the supplemental story missions? The ones off the top of my head are the demo missions, the cut mission, the mini campaign with the wraith, science vessel, and firebat hero, the map of the week/month missions, the N64 bonus mission, and the terrible map pack missions.

>>387169273
no niggas you play like how we used to. Either try to pay attention to the briefing hoping they wrote something or play it multiple times until you get it. Generally the more games you play the more 'systems' and mechanics you understand. The main one is the barracks system. You press CTRL + 1 while having the building selected so you can have it selected everytime you press one instead of having to mouse over it. Almost every RPG uses it to cast spells/abilities. This is how mobas used to work before mobas existed and Aeon of strife was the hottest shit in gaming.

Its like going back in time to the 1800s and having to manually milk your cows or drive horses instead of cars. It's not going to be practical. You'll get used to it.

The Nintendo 64 version will always be superior.

How do I learn to play?

damn I forgot this was on today. did anything funny happen in the first 2 hours?

>>387169578
no these were never included in any version except some super rare meme anthology. I don't think they can legally because another company made it for blizz and pitched it to them as an add on. Like if blizz made an add on for skyrim. Times were different back then.

>>387169660

Play campaigns first, then move on to custom computer maps, then move on to ladder.

Study korean streamers and try to copy them.

The stream is just a bunch of faggots talking about shit

Any gameplay videos, screenshots?

>>387169391
I would say protoss or zerg. Terran is mechanically much harder. Protoss is the best for newer players because you don't need as much mechanical skill, getting your units to do what you want is much easier.

Terran involves either controlling a multiple groups of marines/medics and vessels, or constantly sieging and unsieging your tank lines.

>>387169660
You don't. Nobody does.

>>387169425
This. The Dota hosting talent is embarrassing compared to SC's. Talking segments in TI's are universally unwatchable.

what a boring stream

>>387169660
Just go to ladder.
At some point you'll stop losing.

>>387169313
>>387169520
She's still got babyfat going on, no guarantee that she wont ugly up in another 10-15 years.

Genetics are strange anyway, and unattractive traits for one gender might be very attractive in the opposite gender (ie manly woman would have attractive sons).

>>387169487
yeah, I know, that's why I tune in to him as a "TV" kinda thing, preferrably while thinking up fusions in SMT on 3DS. It's just that he makes glaring mistakes all the time and his analytical thoughts on stuff kinda seem to always miss the mark especially since he's pretty bad at actually climbing.

He makes a stream called "CLIMBING UP TODAY WITH A CONTROL PALADIN" and then stays in the same rank for 6 hours.

I have too much respect for the guy anyhow to hate on him for the Dota 2 fiasco.

>>387169748
>Talking segments in TI's are universally unwatchable.
it's funny cause Day9 was the worst person on the panel (aside from the random pro players who'd never been there before)

how come I've never heard of this Legionnaire guy
sounds like the best foreigner there ever was

>>387163206
>>387163291
Btfo

>>387169660
Day9 will be doing an intro series. Say about him what you will but he's a great teacher.

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So, can you play in 16:9 aspect ratio but with the old sprites, portraits, etc?
Also what the fuck does pic related mean?

>no ones hosting strip hermione
>no raccoon city
>no nothing

come on ree

>>387169912
When?

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>>387169743
>Protoss is the best for newer players because you don't need as much mechanical skill
>getting your units to do what you want is much easier.
*blocks your path*

WHITERA vs. INCONTROL starting

>>387169660
You can play some campaign for the basics, but only knowing the basic game mechanics is kind of like only knowing what the pieces do in chess: you still have a long way to go.

Try here: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/Portal:Beginners

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>>387169919
>strip hermione
where has the time gone

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>close spawns

>>387168637
Ugly people can get cute kids.

Same way beautifull people can get ugly kid I know this all too well

>>387168769

Are you saying you don't want to mute any footage when day9 talks? His voice is dreadful dude.

>>387170035
better pay for their plastic surgery

>>387169660

Just play the game fag, if I could figure this game out when I was 6 you can also figure it out. WTF?

>>387169960
>*blocks your path*
You mean *blocks its own path*

>>387169391
quit while you are ahead

>>387169879
But he wasn't. He was literally the only person on the panel whose hosting skill was on par with the scale of TI7's production. You may have found him annoying, but most people are fucking awkward on camera.

>>387170072
That literally makes no sense.

Just curious, does the remaster have cheevos?

>>387169748
to be fair apart from tasteless and artosis SC commentators are pretty boring as well. I can't speak for other games though.

>>387169953
I don't know if he has specified it yet, but definitely within the next couple of weeks.

They need to kick that g5 dude or whatever the fuck off of the mic. That socially stunted stoner can't form a proper sentence verbally to save his life.

>>387170072
Might be similar--I really hate Rotterdam's flubbery Dutch accent and have to mute him whenever he comes on.
Day9 sounds a lot like Nick; hard to be annoyed by either.

>>387169915
the textwalls in between missions have been changed for art with subtitles

>>387169915
Literally fucking says widescreen support up to 4k.

>>387170119
But that's wrong, you fucking retard

Most of the time the panel went well was PPD or Merlini taking the lead and asking the other panelist actually good questions.

>>387170072

Can you kill yourself and go to /d2g/? No one wants your shit opinions, day9 is a fucking legend and really entertaining at BW.

So, when's the next korea time? Wanna see JD vs FlaSh

Getting a "Error can't read game data" message on startup. Fuck you Blizzard.

>>387170341
>he isn't ultrahyped for whitera & incontrol
baka

>>387170341
Should be an ASL this autumn

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>>387169919

>loved the diplo ums stuff
>everyones hosting defence maps, desert strike or LOTR

If my old hard drive didnt die I could have saved so many maps for this moment.

Anyone know where I can download all the custom maps in one torrent?

this map looks fucking terrible lol

reminds me of those shitty sc2 maps people played in the early days like lost temple and jungle basin

>>387170280
Hopefully this sounds worse than it actually is.
>>387170286
Yes you fucking retard. It does, however, not say if you'll be able to play that way using the classic SC sprites and portraits.

>>387170341
>washed up zerg vs The Ultimate Weapon

It's like a battle between a toddler an a genius adult, better wait for Flash vs Bisu

>>387170072
I know nothing about dota or hearthstone, he's knowledgable about BW and can cast properly, I have no problem with him. Can you just go back where you came from and let us enjoy the damn matches?

>incontrol

How are white men so bad at Starcraft?
Like holy shit, is it genetic?

>>387170474
>brood war
>torrents

damn millenials

>incholesterol

Is there a way to disable the new portraits/voices? I think the new purely in-game graphics are great but I can't forgive what they've done with the rest

>>387170645
Legionnaire 7-1'd some team in Korea though!!

Ok someone tell me why this incontrol guy is so relevant during SC2 and now SCR?

At least if Incontrol is playing he isn't shitting up the commentary.

>>387170709
If not, they might patch it in if you ask for it hard enough. Blizzard will be sucking the community dick hard these next few months.

>>387170734
Why do you care?

>>387159862
as someone who has never played starcraft but is interested should I even bother trying it?

>>387170734
he marketed himself well during SC2 and people generally liked his egotistical personality
plus the brood war community knew everyone else so it's an obvious choice

>incontrol talking about food

>>387170734
Old boy's club.

Geoff we get it. You said the Whitera meme. WE FUCKING GET IT. THIS IS THE 5th FUCKING TIME YOU'VE SAID IT.

>incontrol: too ate
pottery

>>387169391
All three aren't hard to figure out, but as a very crude primer. Note that this isn't based on the pro scene.

Terran is heavily upgrade based.
Zerg is heavily Unit based.
Protoss is heavily Resource based, even more so than the first two.

Terran is basically known for rushing mechs or M and M.
Zerg is known for rushing, or H and M.
Protoss is known for P and D, and CARRIER HAS ARRIVED.

Each race has multiple units, but none that can truly carry an army, so most strategies involved what is listed above with filler units such as Devourers or the like depending on what you think the opponent is likely to run.

It's honestly similar to chess in how it plays in high levels, in less than how the game plays and how you have to predict and react to your opponent.

But 90% of the time you won't deal with this, and you'll have to deal with idiots, cheese, or a fucking alt account pro who wipes you in 6 minutes with his perfect 200 inputs per millisecond.

You'll likely just stick to 1v1, 2v2, and arcade playing the fuck awesome use map settings.

>>387170734
He's buddies with pretty much all foreign Starcraft players and major figures.

>>387170829
The standard game is literally free, open up B.Net Launcher and download it and find out.

>>387169438
have you been able to do that?

WHERE THE FUCK IS TASTELESS

Is that shill off licking korean plastic pussy instead of being here.

>>387170908
you make it sound nasty
like that fucker JP McDaniel who snivelled his way into every nook and corner

>>387170734
he was a competent western player. Terrible compared to a Korean obviously, but for a foreigner he was ''ok''. Then he switched to SC2 and discovered his true love the Dark Templar. He was shit, yet he was on EG an had a lavish lifestyle and good salary, until PPD (Dota player) decided to cut the fat (literally) and now he's casting for a living

>>387170829
At least play the campaign and jump into some Use Map Settings or 3v3 Big Game Hunters/Fastest Possible Map games, these are the game modes that are the most "casual" of them all. I find casual team games on BW much more relaxing than 1v1 because the build orders are much less strict and there's virtually no late game.

So can custom maps from BW get transferred over to this game?

>>387170990
>JP McDaniel
>Mfw that chatlog leaked about those two women talking about how beta JP was and how he asked one of them out and got denied

Wew. Don't remember who it was exactly it's been so many years.

>>387170930
He was there last match, maybe he's eating or something.

>>387170119
>He was literally the only person on the panel whose hosting skill was on par with the scale of TI7's production. You may have found him annoying, but most people are fucking awkward on camera.
lmao
he's probably the worst host dota has ever had, including people who've never played the game, I was honestly looking foward to him hosting when I heard it announced but his autist charming magic just complelety fails to work outside of the insular starcraft community

>>387169438
Are you fucking with us?
I'm downloading this right now if it's true.

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*blocks your pathfinding*

>>387169391
Protoss.
Terran is hard, Zerg is odd.

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When is the next starleague

>>387170990
As awkward as JP is, you gotta admire his hustle.

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will he come back?

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>>387170930
They're rotating casters dude, Tasteless is off camera watching. Artosis will be playing soon.

>>387170930
He's at the event don't worry

>>387170990
All those people from EG and Twitch are an incestuous bunch who only get jobs because they happen to know each other.