Is /v/ the only place that gives a fuck about this piece of shit?

>>387153070
You'd have to leave your basement for that to be possible, anon.

>>387153261
Not an argument

>>387153418
Okay then, no, /v/ isnt the only place that gives a fuck about the Switch, as a quick google of "Switch Discussion" will show.

Stupid thread.

>>387153070

Switch is one of the few game consoles I actually hear normie people at my college talk about..

>>387153887
>Normies ever touching something Nintendo
Admit that your friends are autists

>>387153261
fpbp

>>387154043
I don't fucking have friends. But people actually know about the Switch unlike the WIi U.

File: 1494386272646.png (78KB, 424x269px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 424x269px

>>387153070
You mus be a fucking loser then. Everyone in my university has one of these. They fucking play Mario Kart in the courtyard or lunge areas. Pisses me off, although I will say it's a great way to attract girls and get their phone numbers.

Went to barcade over the weekend and ended up playing a bunch of mario kart and arms multiplayer on a bunch of switches people brought. I think there was like 5 or 6 switches total. Maybe make some friends and go out more often fucking loser.

>>387154043
Hipsters love anything Nintendo related.

>>387154227
>>387154225
>Being friends with NintenManchildren
No thanks.

>>387154398
Could be worse, you could be friends with a brony.

>>387154398
I'm not friends with them. But I guarantee they got laid more or at least got more blowjobs than you past two weeks than you have your entire life.

File: WiiDS.jpg (23KB, 516x266px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 516x266px

>>387154043
How quickly we forget.

File: 1498835978146.jpg (2MB, 2850x2800px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2850x2800px

>>387153070
Paid shills.

4chan is a perfect forum for viral marketing, it's one of the biggest and most trafficked boards on the web, and it doesn't have the same setbacks that Reddit does. It's super easy to shill shit.

I know a bunch of people with them, but I don't know why since it has no games.

File: 1497870300271m.jpg (140KB, 1024x683px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 1024x683px

>>387154225
>the manchild thinks his stupid Nintendo attracts women
Kek.

I think the word you're looking for is "repel" anon.

Switch is not doing bad, not good but not bad, decent I guess

/v/ is Nintendo central so expect this hivemind to like it

>>387154920
>/v/ is Nintendo central
It hasn't been Nintendo central for years

/v/ tends to shill shit, like the PS4

>>387154979

If there was only one Nintendo shill standing against a million of Sonychads it would still be Nintendo central.

One drone is too much

>>387153070
I won't buy one until the price is lowered. I'm not spending 400 dollars on a cheap tablet. Sure its 299 but what about a second controller for my friends, screen protector, cases and all the other shit you need to make it last. Fuck this game. Don't forget they are making a dock that increases the graphical capabilities so add on another hundred or two.

>>387154979
then why the board goes to hell every time theres a new relase or announcement from nintendo? no matter how tiny or stupid they are

/v/ is supposed to be a board for videogames enthusiasts and hardcore gamers, and yet at any given time it is possible to see multiple threads about Nintendo, a company infamous in the sector for being the one that most widely caters to the taste of casual and occasional gamers.

Now, I don't see any threads on /tv/ about series like Modern Family or Grey's Anatomy, despite both being some of the most popular TV series airing, and that's because the userbase is mature enough to either not watch those programs clearly aimed at a completely different audience than the film enthusiasts who browse it, or to realize that discussing them is out of place in a site dedicated to enthusiasts of particular interests like 4chan is.

On the other hand, Nintendo threads plague /v/ constantly, and are some of the worst threads on the board in the matter of quality of posts. This, of course reflects the immature and non-internet-savy nature of the average Nintendo fan, which is not and could ever not be a videogames enthusiasts, so these threads pose an actual nuisance to the actual hardcore gamers that wished to discuss their hobby with likeminded individuals on /v/. They are also known falseflagggers, shitposters and general console warriors, further decreasing the quality of content on the board.

My proposal to solve this issue, which is arguably one of the root causes for the current state of /v/, is to ban any user that mentions anything related to Nintendo, be it games, consoles or IPs. I'm sure that the quality of the board would increase tremendously, as the moderation makes clear that Nintendo fans are not welcome on /v/, driving them away from the userbase in a permanent manner, thus removing the main source of bad content on the board.

Feel free to discuss how long the ban should be, I advocate a 3 days ban for first offenders and then a permanent ban for repeat offenders.

>>387153070
Talk to more nerds

>>387155712
Just give them a containment board. Nintendo and its fans are always at the center of most of the shitposting on this board.

>>387155712
>a company infamous in the sector for being the one that most widely caters to the taste of casual and occasional gamers.
That would be Sony anon and as many people will go "b-but Sony" to this post that's literally the case since they introduced the casual market to the video gaming scene with the PS1.

>>387155712
I remember this pasta

>>387153261
/thread

>>387155485
>then why the board goes to hell every time theres a new relase or announcement from nintendo?
Because that happens for every major announcement maybe? God forbid the PS5 announcement, anything that isn't related to it is going to get pushed off the board.

File: 1500665605039.jpg (69KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 300x300px

>>387153261
Fpbp

>>387153261
Fpbp

Sonybros btfo again.

File: 1491742260238.gif (338KB, 538x572px) Image search: [Google]

338KB, 538x572px

>>387155712
>"S-stop talking about Nintendo, I don't like it so you shouldn't. YOU HEAR THAT, YOU SHOULD NOT, STOP IT NOW ARRRRGHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>387155712
Sonyfags seething hard. Angry that Switch owners have games to play and discuss. Go back to NeoGAF.

>>387157001
The fact that a Sonygro actually took time and effort to type that really chuckles me duckles.

File: 1467839835640.png (196KB, 342x359px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 342x359px

>>387153070
>Never heard anyone talk about this toy IRL.
That's because /v/ and the internet are the only places that most people discuss vidya. Most people don't off a computer screen; they play them.

Really there would only be something to talk about if something was wrong, and considering Nintendo can't even meet the demand still, this far after launch, there really isn't anything wrong.

An better topic would be:
>Why is /v/ the only place that shits on this?

>>387154885
Nah, from experience, my Switch attracts a lot of girls. None of them are over the age of nine though.

>>387157260
What "time and effort"? It's pasta. Stale, putrid pasta.

>>387158072
The initial pasta you seething Nintenbro.

File: CoD players.png (237KB, 546x373px) Image search: [Google]

237KB, 546x373px

>>387154885
Meanwhile in reality everyone I know who leans more towards Nintendo has a family and kids.

You can take pictures of dumpy areas full of obese to make things look bad all you want, and hey look I can do that to. It's easy when that's what most Americans look like.

If you don't think bitches love Zelda, you really are a 4everalone virgin.

>>387158072
It's pasta but someone had to be angry or dumb enough to waste time making it in the first place anon.

>>387158232
In reality, console wars are a distant thing of the past outside of dedicated video game forum. Most anyone who has a Switch uses it either for Zelda or for couch co-op on Mario Kart with friends/family, and then dusts it off and uses the PS4 for their personal or online gaming.

>>387155424
Joycon's are perfectly playable, and the point of this fucking console is that it comes with two of them.

>>387155424
>Don't forget they are making a dock that increases the graphical capabilities so add on another hundred or two.

You mean besides the normal one that comes with the console?

I'm actually curious here. Not trying to shitpost or anything.

File: kermitdrinks.png (499KB, 1200x630px) Image search: [Google]

499KB, 1200x630px

>>387153261
made me smile.

>>387155424
>but what about a second controller for my friends
The Switch is the only system that comes with two controllers anon.
As for the rest of your post you don't need them as long as you aren't a moron with the system it'll be fine.

Remember, treat your tech with respect.

Why are Nintendo consoles the only ones that are considered toys?

>>387153070
Same here, and I'm usually surrounded around a shit ton of console nerds nearly everyday. It's usually xbone or ps4 that comes up
let's face it, nobody openly talks about nintendo shit unless you provoke it yourself

>>387154398
Normal, well-adjusted people are capable of treating video games as just another thing you do to have fun with others, even in public. Like playing football or some shit. I wish I could do that, instead of getting anxious and self-conscious about it for no real reason.

File: sonicmania00_0.png (535KB, 848x480px) Image search: [Google]

535KB, 848x480px

>>387153070
I have one co-worker who loves his and talks about it all the time. Odd, as he's a fucking genius without any of that "AssBurgers" autism like my non-blood cousin has. Another co-worker can't stop shrieking about how horrible it is. Most everyone else is waiting for CONTENT that isn't a port.

Whenever I pick one up, I'll make certain that pic related is the first game I buy for it. Unless something else good comes out by then. Like Suikoden VI.

>>387160012
>Another co-worker can't stop shrieking about how horrible it is.
Does he post here?
It sounds like he does.

>>387159550
Because PC gamers are fat. Keyboards for them are like joycons for us.

File: 1455084742914.gif (2MB, 335x285px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 335x285px

Because everyone knows that they can't get one.

>>387160883
>PC gamers
>not insecure sony kids

>>387159550
Most Nintendo games are usually kiddy/cutesy shit, and anything Nintendo gets that falls out of that category is either picked up by someone else or already cross-platform.

File: 1487604043983.jpg (26KB, 610x761px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 610x761px

>>387153261
CURSES, FOILED AGAIN

File: 1490204834116.jpg (74KB, 620x465px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 620x465px

>>387161851

File: 1493287754199m.jpg (156KB, 1024x782px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 1024x782px

>>387153261
Holy shit