why is there no splatoon thread time for a splatoon thread woomy

>>387152457

>Tentatek Splattershot is the only gun: the game
Why the fuck is the balance so fucking terrible Nintendo? When the fuck are you going to actually update the game?
>.96 takes two hits to kill
>Fires so slowly it always gets beaten by literally anything
>Because it fires so fucking slowly, getting ink on your feet is fucking lethal because you can't fucking move and can't fucking break out by shooting like the other weapons.
>Is also LESS ACCURATE AND SHORTER RANGE THAN MOST WEAPONS

>>387152457
inb4 /vg/

>>387152806
>you forgot the trislosher

i wish a had a cute trap to sploon with

dead game

>>387153006
>dead game
kek

>>387152806
>complaining about the .96
I bet you'd only be happy with an insta-charged Rainmaker.

>>387153072

I'd be happy if the gun fired as fast as most guns
And that's the only change, so you can't sprinkle anytime and you run out of ink laughably fast.
Because then at the least you can fucking get the drop on Zaps and Dualies

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Wonder if there's any gear that's in the files but doesn't have a name associated with it, so it can't go live yet?

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>load up some sploon 2
>decide to play ranked
>game mode is splat zones
>my whole team but me is aerosprays, that weapon that turfs pretty fast
>capture the splat zone
>surprisingly low amounts of curling bombs but whatever give it time
>get splatted by 0.0009ml of leftover ink from a trislosher's splash still in the air after the squidkid died
>enemy takes over the splatzone
>try to take back the zone but never manage to fully take out the enemy team solo, kept dying like a B tier shit loser
>still not hearing curling bombs but okay
>get donked on and lose the match
>check out team kills
>11 (me), 3, 1, 2
>no aerospray specials at all
>decide to not get angry and play some Salmon Run
>first wave is fireflies
>guy who has it tries to run and dies
>second guy gets it, gets surrounded and dies
>other guy is with me up high when I get them
>holding out just fine when we kill a goldie and one golden egg goes off the side
>other player alive decides that one (1) egg is worth diving off for
>decide to accept my punishment and throw the game
>lose 60 points
Today wasn't my favourite Splatoon 2 day, I blogged more than anything.

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woomy

>>387152806
The tick rate and p2p with 99% wireless internet users makes the game really annoying. I just don't get the point of like 90% of the weapons thanks to it.

Most shit can and will kill randomly in 1 hit on your screen, because the rate of fire is so high on a lot of stuff that they'll get the 2-3 hits they need before it actually registers you got hit multiple times.

>>387153704
I had a pretty similar experience last night a few times, but in Turf War.

I felt like the game kept putting me in teams where I was doing 1500p, without the Win bonus, and our team kept losing because everyone else was just constantly getting killed and doing like 700 to 300p.

It's like the game is looking at your general performance and trying to match up the teams to be an even split, but so often I feel like I'm getting matched into teams in such a way that the game expects me to carry, and you just can't do that in this game.

If you're down even one person, you are pretty much always guaranteed a loss. I'm certainly average myself, but I've never seen it done even by better players.

Is there anyway to reset or turn off the switch without touching the actual console itself?

I find that many of my issues with the switch is fixed by simply rebooting, its happened to me so many times i rather shut the switch off instead of sleep mode

>>387155228
No rofl, hope it comes in an update.

>>387152806
>>387153119
>some shitter actually saying the 96 isn't good enough
The .96 Gal was the best long range gun in Splatoon 1 and is still really fucking good. Each shot doing almost 60 damage means it generally only takes 1 hit to kill a weakened enemy, and you can take out the majority of the weapons in game if you position yourself right. making yourself able to kill them before they can even react.
>>Is also LESS ACCURATE AND SHORTER RANGE THAN MOST WEAPONS
See this here is bullshit, .96 has very little bullet spread and has the same if not more range than a Splattershot Pro.
You're just a shitter who can't even use a crutch gun effectively, maybe a bucket or Octobrush is more your speed.

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Which hat

WHICH HAT

Who here /buyersremorse/? I mean, the game is fun, but after the Splatfest, Testfire and actual full game, I feel like there is nothing else to do. Surely they'll add new modes and other content, r-right?

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>>387156048
They're doing free weapon, maps and balance updates for the next 2 years, where have you been?

>>387156048
If the first Splatoon is a valid example, then yes. The first game was incredibly bare-bones on release and it got a ton of additional content frequently added for over a year.

>>387155936

why is splatoon so effay

>>387152457
Can someone explain to me what woomy actually means

>>387156657
It's like Ngyes, only not.

If I join a friend's Salmor Run, both of us won't get rank points or just me?

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post more squids

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ink resistant shoes pwn

>>387155829

*dodge rolls your first shot*
*kills you while you load the next shot into the chamber by hand*
psh... nothin personnel squid

>>387155936
Goggles

>>387156849
You can only join a friend of a lower or same rank. If you're rank is higher you can't rank up yourself but you will get rank down.

>>387157150
You can get ink resistance on any gear, not just shoes.

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>>387153775
WOOMY

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where the fuck do i get splatoon merch in america. all i see being sold are amiibos. i just want a squidforce anchor t-shirt at least, but i think the only option is to get it printed myself.

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I want to marry an Octoling!

>>387155228
Hold down the home button. You can turn it off or put it to sleep from there

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＼(￣▽￣)/

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>>387160797
I want to fuck a squid.

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>>387160892
Not for lewd
For hugs

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>>387152457
>Salmon run
>about to get my second bomb in on a flyfish
>watch it fly through the air about to go in
>drizzler shot intercepts it and sends my bomb off target
>get splatted by the flyfish

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I've been found out

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>>387161667

>>387159721
soarce???

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Reminder. Pearl is best.

The game is good in all, but when it comes to splatfests, everything goes to hell.

>>387162194
pearl does NOT look ugly during the news

>>387161750
cute

God these weapons suck ASS in Salmon run right now, an octobrush, flingza roller, e liter 4K and the n zap

>>387163592
that doesn't seem too bad, but I'm not home to test it out

It just seems like the octobrush is the weak one out of those.

why does fucking NOBODY know how to play rainmaker
holy shit
this is so fucking stupid I push it all the way to the enemy base carrying it myself with my team like constantly trying to sit back and ink more instead of just PUSHING IN WHILE ALL OF THEM ARE DEAD GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT YOU CAN STAY IN A RANK FOR ALL I CARE

>>387163010
Pearl is very cute.
Like the midget older sister who pretends to be a younger sister you never wanted but somehow had.

>>387164121
THIS HOLY SHIT A MILLION TIMES THIS LIKE FUCK

DO YOU PEOPLE NOT GET HOW A PAYLOAD STYLE GAME WORKS FUCKING SHIT FUCK.

I've actually never played ranked spla2n yet, I'm just carrying over some upset from the last few TF2 games I played, but I know your pain.

>>387155936
take right, goggles are for leather jackets
>>387161750
clever

>>387164121
I stopped pretending to use "strategies" in Rainmaker due to my teammates, now I get kills and face rush the rainmaker to at least win by points.

It's working alot better

Is having 3 ink resist dumb?

>>387164574
I'd say it only works on Close range weapons

>>387153472
I fucking want those octoling glasses with the kelp on them

>>387164321
b-but it is a leather jacket..

>>387160032

redbubble

What are the best abilities to have? What does an optimal ability set up look like on clothes with 3 slots each?

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>>387164321
Goggles are for cute tomboy squids.

>>387164985
literally pick whatever it doesn't matter

>>387153472
Is this just he clothing from Splatoon 1 or from the datamine of 2?

>>387161813
SuperStreamTeam

>>387164985

Ink recovery and special charge +

>>387164985
Ink main, ink recovery and ink resist are 3 good to have with anything, really. Ink speed up is also good.

>>387165496
:^( mfw ill never have a big booty inkling boi to sploon with

>>387164848
doesn't look like one, it's not smooth looking, especially near the hands

>>387152806
>Tentatek Splattershot is the only gun: the game
Yes, that was Splatoon 1 too. Shooters will inevitably be the best and most well-rounded weapon type due to the nature of the game.

Anyone who complains about the Octobrush or blasters is just clinically retarded.

>>387158339
It's better on shoes so your feet don't stick to enemy ink though

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>>387166892

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who maniacal gremlin here

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>>387160797
wtf I hate anime now

>>387167556
why is Callie so perfect?

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quality thread
lets play a game

>>387152806
You are not gud enough to use .96, which is still strong as hell. The two Splattershot weapons are still very good but Tentatek isn't nearly as useful as it was in Splatoon 1 with the sticky bomb and inkzooka. The .96 and Splattershot pro are preferable at longer range.

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>>387167889
boom

How do I get good with Chargers? I haven't played 2 yet, but in 1 I tried using Chargers a good bit when I was starting out, and I just couldn't quite get the hang of them.
I know there's this new mechanic where you can hold your charge for a little bit, but that's about it.

>>387168204

>>387162276
>>387148509
>>387162550
>>387162724
>>387150806
>>387167159
>>387155379
theres more then this but I don't care

>>387168561
do you want me to tell them about vg?

because I can

>>387168685
go for it champ
you are the hero /v/ needs

https://youtu.be/cl57zJ9IFPU

https://youtu.be/ASG0puPG8eQ

>>387168135
>dualies
>skill

LMAO

>>387169097
where would you put dualies? no way its less then shooters

>>387169197
Shooters are zero skill required but they don't have a "get out of jail free" button so yeah, dualies are below shooters. The ultimate crutch weapon t b h.

>>387168534
They're the hardest weapon to use so it takes some time getting used to them. Just practice killing noobs in turf wars and you'll do fine.

>>387169326
They generally are worse at painting and making regular kills then shooters. Just because it can roll for two inches and then freeze in place doesn't mean they are advantaged.

I'm kinda bored with the game already, how do I make it fun again?

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>>387152984

>>387169814
Use a different weapon type.

>>387168135
I would rearrange the middle to be: dualies, shooter, roller.

>>387169560
They're not bad at painting. Even without ink saver and ink main I generally get 2000 points at least.

>>387152984
tfw no trap inkling to sploon

>>387169560
The shorter range is what gets me for dualies. You gotta put yourself in too much risk for the reward unless you're using the Dualie Squelchers.

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>>387169908

How do you get your drawing and squid to appear in other peoples cities?

>>387172058
Talk to the red mailbox in inkopolis square.

>brella released a few days ago
>see almost none of them in A ranks
Is it that shit? I mean, I wouldn't use it. I find dualie rolling to be more effective than defending.

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>>387152457
about damn time

>>387172826
cant go wrong with everyones fav game character coming to the switch

S P L A T T I M

Still playing Splatoon here
Seriously how the fuck do they expect me to buy all the clothes, it's been years

Looking at the list of datamined weapons makes me fear for my life.

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>>387153472
FUCK I NEED THAT LEOPARD PRINT SHIRT

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What does this even mean?

>>387173387
I had over a million midway through Splat1's life, you been single handedly paying for Spyke's yachts or something?

>>387175363
I'm not trying to buy every weapon, I'm just afraid because they're adding a 2-shot dualie weapon, and a tri-slosher with Autobomb Launcher.

>>387175603
>Autobomb Launcher
That sounds annoying as fuck.

>>387175715
They're putting it on the most bullshit weapon in the game

>>387175303

je suis monte

>>387175303
JE SUIS MONT

>>387168135
Where would the sploosh-o-matic rank on this
Or would it fall under the splattershot

Dead game

>>387175869
Behind the Splattershot

>>387175878
If that's true, how come I can always find a game in ranked mode within a minute?

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>>387175303
it's this you fucking pleb

>>387176564
>>387175840
>>387175837
I meant what is the significance of having this title given to me, you mongoloids

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>Salmon Run
>2 guys dc'd before the match starts
>crew wipe
>pay cut to overachiever

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Post your gear.

>>387176959
It's just a milestone of how much ink you've inked

>it's a sniper in salmon run wave episode
Kill me now. I despise that weapon.

>Its a griller locking onto the person with the only weapon that can actually kill it episode

Definitely dropping down to overachiever with this loadout

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>>387178201
Rather effay if I say so myself