ITT: We post the worst remakes, remasters and ports ever made

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>>387150620
Only hate flow through my veins.

Return to Arkham was Literally retarded.

>>387151674
Literally what in God's name did they do to Eruca, and why?

Does she at least get the "character development" cut?

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>>387151859
I almost forgot this was a thing, holy shit.

>>387151889
They improved her, the original is ugly as sin

>>387151674
>profile artwork changed to generic shit
>can change it back for a fee
>in-game sprites are also redone
FUCK.

>>387151883
I can't even tell what's going on.

>>387152013
>>can change it back for a fee
Wait, seriously? They're making you pay for that instead of it just being an option in-game? What the fuck kind of massive Jewery is that?

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>>387152275
so everything dinosaur-like is now a yoshi

>>387151957
Can't decide between this and how fucked Silent Hill HD was.

>>387152275
I personally like this design

>>387151883
Better than original

>>387152345
they must remain consistency in their designs

>>387152268
Just typical Atlus kikery.

>>387151889
>Literally what in God's name did they do to Eruca
Made her look like a woman this time around, and actually look like the person she is supposed to be the sister of.

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>>387152013
I swear to God someone was high on the marketing team, or they hired the fuck who thought DoS and PoR's art was better than Ayami Kojima's

>>387151957
I played the remaster recently, it doesn't look nearly that bad. The glasses reflection is there and the eyebrows are fine. The beard still looks a bit tacked on, but not to that degree at all. Overall the game runs well, but there are bunch of texture fuck-ups. Nightwing got fucking butchered but the rest of the characters look pretty good.

It's not a good remaster, but it's far from the worst.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1snCRIl16ks
If you think the overall changes to the level seem shit, listen to what they've don to the sounds.

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>>387152564
Ah wait, wrong image

>>387152564
Is Ayami Kojima the most unfairly cucked person in the entire game industry?

>>387152404
definitely arkham.
at least silent hill hd on ps3 got a patch to somewhat fix its problems.

>>387152719
Also, isn't SH based on an older game?
Because i hate last gen remasters.

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Bravo, Gearbox

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LITERALLY JUST A WORSE LOOKING VERSION OF SLEEPING DOGS WITH TEN TIMES THE PEDESTRIANS AND SMOKE EFFECTS AND IT'S THE ONLY ONE ON NEXT GEN CONSOLES AND STEAM REPLACED THE ORIGINAL WITH IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>387152564
Literal autism

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>>387153084
I only played that version but give comparison shots or something.

>ywn be whole man in Sleeping Dogs 2

>>387153190
The art and shading looks more defined in original but I haven't played either so no opinion.

>>387153190
This looks like some sort of Pacman/Arcade Mario bros thing where she went to the left side, but ended up in the right one.

>>387153405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgmCfYMcFbA&t=182s

>>387151674
>before
>dyke trash
>after
>actual princess
Is this that tumblr meme where a female can't be strong if they don't go full bulldyke?

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>>387153557
It's not out yet but they added in the patented Atlas Remake Mysterious Anime Girl™ with a goofy laser blaster

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>>387153847
Non-cutscenes look better tho

>>387153662
Looks weird

>>387150620
ape escape on psp had way better voice acting than the ps1 version

spike on the ps1 version sounded like a man instead of a boy.

>>387154523
That was one of the few better parts.

>>387150620
dark souls 1 on pc before dsfix

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>>387153662
Looks the same

Devil May Cry 3 PC port and MGS2 PC port

>both Capcom

At least they stepped up later, jesus christ, these are two games I'd love a proper, working PC port of and they're two games I'll never have a proper, working PC port of

At least PS2 emulation is slightly better than half ass now.

>>387153084
>that feel when still have the original version of Sleeping Dogs and DXHR on Steam

Get fucked gweilo

>>387153662
Did they replace the definitive with the original in your steam library or am I thinking of another game? I believe I bought the original.

>>387154994
>both Capcom
Isn't MGS Konami?

>>387154754
that alone makes it superior. also psp runs at higher resolution and has less framerate drops.

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>>387154994

>both Capcom

No idea why I just said MGS2 is Capcom when it's Konami, disregard my retardation

>>387155110

Yes, I realized what I'd done after I hit post.

Still, the rest of the post remains true.

>>387155127
Shame the controls are weird.
Why couldn't they do a proper trilogy remaster for the PS3?

>>387152965
God, that whole thing and everything surrounding it was a shitshow that only Gearbox could deliver.
Why People Can Fly even went to these retards in the first place is beyond me.

>>387155034
I really wish I had the non-fucked version of DXHR

The only way to play that game the way it was meant to be is on consoles, which blows.

>>387155036

If you bought the original, you still have it.

Source: I bought the original and still have it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a2bOXHzIAw

>>387151883
"Remake"

Didn't they removed one of the minigames in On the Loose?

>>387155729
that's extremely impressive though

>>387152667
Did they lose rights to the art or are they retarded?

What about the Conker's BDF Xbox remake?

>>387152136
Dont worry its all show with no go.
Japs love that shit,makes them feel smart.

>>387156207
Whats wrong with it

>>387153920
I'd like her to blast my goofy laser.

is Rare Replay shit?

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Nothing will ever top this.

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>>387156182
the latter

>>387156641
Holy shit, is this Lufia 2/Curse of the Sinistrals?

>>387156749
one of its button-mashing moments, yes

>>387155436
Randy was employee of 3DRealms that bought the franchise.
The game was 20 years in the making for fuck sake so he was determined to make it public,not to mention it was completed and he only did minor tweaks at that point.
Oh and it should have been published in 2005 not last year.

>>387156623
I heard it was real damn bad but care to give a quick rundown on what's wrong with it?

>>387156182
You can get the old art back by giving them your shekels, so they're Jewish retards

>>387156808
No one was talking about DNF but the Bulletstorm remaster, dummy.

>>387156791
Jesus, I recently started playing the first one and was looking forward to playing the series as a whole, but the DS remake looks like crap. Maybe i'm being to harsh on it?

>>387157005
oh well people can fly was also mixed in Duke so w/e

>>387156829
its repetitive as fuck and bosses are hp sponges no real fun to them

>>387153787
>dyke
thick eyebrows on anime girls are justice

>>387152275
I wonder how big are his eggs haha

>>387156829
Arcade version instead of SNES version.

>>387157186
make up your mind
do you want dramatic caricatures or something more grounded and realistic

>>387152564
Stoke change is criminal, his stoic almost sad face gave such a nice feeling, now he has the "angry adventurer face".

Sonic Adventure Deluxe for Steam

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>>387157187
so like the original game and literally every single beat n up?

>>387152564
the new one is pretty generic, you dont see a lot of girls with a haircut like the old one

>>387150620

I'm playing through the PSP remake of Ape Escape now, on my way to 100%. It's been pretty good, is it really that much worse than the original?

What about the pc or mobile ports of the old Final Fantasy games?

>>387157186
I don't know if you are joking but i dont see how people can like the left spider thing

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>>387150620
Is that ape escape? When tf did that get remastered?

>>387157535
>Controls are different and a bit weird
>Removed one of the minigames
>Heard the soundtrack had some different soundfont and was also weird

Could be worse, but still wished they'd do a proper trilogy remaster for the PS3, like they've done with so many other series.

>>387157638
maybe he watched that dumb meme video

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can't get any worse than this

>>387157640
On the PSP breh,

>>387157640
On PSP like 12 years ago dumpass.

>>387157710

I've mitigated the controls a bit by playing it on Vita and having the camera mapped to the second stick. Speaking of which, I heard Ape Escape was the first game to use the Dualshock and had some sort of novel control scheme?

>A remake with a few design changes
>/v/ immediately hates it, and calls it the worst remake.
Logic.

>>387157924
>Vita
Oh no wonder, on the PSP it was really awkward and yes it was the first game to require the Dualshock

>>387157985
>I've never played any of these games, the post.

I HATE THIS THREAD HOLY SHIT FUCK KEK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!

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I didn't mind the Lufia 2 remake in general, but those fucking character designs

>>387152667
The only ones here that are 100% worse at Stocke, Aht and Rosch. The others are fine and it comes down to preference. LITERALLY the only reason people think the princess is worse is because of the haircut.

>>387158081
Does On the Loose have camera control on the Vita?

>>387158212
Why do they do this?

>>387157828
I just beat Phantasia a few months ago and was ready to fight you for this, but I played the translated PS1 version, and saw that you're posting the GBA version.

>>387157583
The steam games is where it's pretty bad, changing the sprites for High quality™ flash ones.
In obile i didn't know they were except for FF Legends.

>>387158981
You can map it to the right stick I believe but the PSP version had it mapped to the dpad, the original is the best version anyways

>>387159363
It's anime. Anime sells to a greater percentage of the population. Or Squeenix wanted to kill the series after they acquired Taito so they just assigned their B-team to throw something together.

>>387159654
But isn't the original anime enough?

>>387159449
Guy posted the mobile version, not the GBA one.

I heard the Ratchet ports were shit on vita

>>387159821
Shows what I know. Fuck.

>>387159807
Yeah, I guess they are. Looking at Guy I presumed a non anime style.

>Three of the characters have the exact same fucking smile.

>>387158138
Makes perfect sense. Did OP even play Ape Escape?

>>387160503
>this reading comprehension

Are any of the Final Fantasy ports on Steam any good?

>>387154868
The video spells shit out for you. You're not seeing the grey smog either?

>>387157114
its not very good, but it has the most satisfying conclusions for the series with the special ending.

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Here's a good (bad?) one OP.
>>387160043
All the PS2 collection ports were pretty underwhelming on Vita. The Ninja Gaiden Sigma collection is hilariously bad.

>>387151665
Right looks better

>>387151674
Damn shame. I kind of want the extra scenario to be shit so I don't feel bad about skipping this release. Atleast the art changes in SMT:SJ seem minimal.

>>387161198
They're different from the SNES original?

>>387158212
Selan not being a generic ass mage bitch is a HUGE step up from the SNES game and is probably the best redesign in the game.

Iris is also much better to, the whole lady in white and black is great considering that shes not only the Sinestral of death, but also of life which is much better then just lady in dark colored robe or red dress like her sprite.

>>387161803
New game+ gives you a different ending, as a fan of the series for a very long time it was really nice to see it.