JIM STERLING CALLS OUT SHADOW OF MORE DOLLARS

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KEK

Fuck off, Jim.
Go back to rubbing your own cum on your face, while thinking of your fat wide cheating on you.

>company does something stupid
>people know that they did something stupid
>this fat fuck repeats what everyone has already said
The people that like this cancerous shithead that's shit at videogames and has some of the worst opinions in game reviews ever should be shot for enabling this piece of shit.

>>387137254
But Jimbo is right on this one?

BORN

>>387137204
Didn't he have a temper tantrum and give a game a 1/10 because it had some glitch?

>>387137393
Changed the theme song.

>>387137204
Hey Jimmy Johns! Did you ever play Senran Kagura 2 after you wrote a review of the game based entirely on the opening cinema?

>>387137246
Whoa...
an image macro that does nothing to adding the conversation. thanks /reddit/pol/

>>387137437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpv2acIgzYE

>>387137919
hi jim

>>387137254
fuck off, wb shill

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stop shilling your garbage here jim you do this every fucking week

>>387137393
FAT

>>387137919

It explains why he made a whole video crying about Shelob having an attractive in-game model.

>>387138053
Who the fuck is wb?
Fuck off, Jim shill.

Let's archive that.
https://hooktube.com/2TXWdyrqFP8

>>387137204
While Shadow of War is a bunch of jewery, I refuse to watch that cunt Sterling for anything.

>>387138085
No, he made a video complaining that Shelob was forced to be a generic sexy woman for literally no reason when the literal giant festering spider that she was before was way more interesting.

>>387137204
Are people unironically interested in opinions of this sad parody of a man?

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>>387137204
this guy is a joke, he waits 3 days after every little vidya event and then makes a useless video that repeats what people heard durint these 3 days and want to hear

>>387138269
no

>>387138085
shelob is a fucking spider. LOTR is not better for turning a scary spider into a sexy woman.

>>387138287
I'm going to buy it just to spite him, also the game looks fun.

>>387138147
What is this website

>>387138269

Because his wife is an unattractive tumblr landwhale who spouts feminist rhetoric, so of course he hates the typical attractive women in video games.

> hurr durr I wish all of your dialog was with a giant spider because it's soooooo interesting.

Yeah not really. No point unless you are gonna fight her.

I wish mods would delete blatant advertising.

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>>387138442
>shelob
As an arachnophobe I approve this change.

>>387138442

She's can be both. Shelob was just a mindless abomination as far as anyone was concerned before. Now they are actually giving her depth of character and dialog.

And you weenies are complaining.

>>387138269
>>387138496
>>387138085
>>387138442
Shelob isn't even canonically a spider you fucking idiots.

>>387138442
I mean, I can kind of buy it I guess, Shelob's mother was a shapeshifter and there's never any indication Shelob CAN'T do it as well. I imagine it's also easier to manipulate people in human form than giant-fuckoff-spider form. Talion certainly seems to be falling for it

literally who

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>>387138442
>that model
>sexy

>>387138496
Why he doesn't just take her out to the desert, cut her into many pieces with a power saw, dump each piece into a metal drum half full of acid, drop each drum into pre-dug 20' deep holes, then act like she ran away with a fellow tumblrina is beyond me.

>>387138620
she is though
http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Shelob

>>387138897
No. She isn't. Take a look at the most recent Shadow of Mordor game.

>>387137204
Not giving him views.
He's as fat as his ego is, besides he's just parroting what everyone else is saying. Embodiment of /v/ if i must say.

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>>387138842
>jim
>manual labor

>>387137204
Just so you know, I instantly filter any threads with this retard.

>>387137393
INTO A PACK

>>387139085
Sounds like he's not the one who's triggered.

>>387137204
Stop posting that cringy fat fuck here, he's not "in" and never was.

>>387139085
Looks like your filter didn't work considering you're in this thread. Step it up retard.

>>387137204
>e.celeb thread
kill yourself

>>387139139
He's /ourguy/

>>387139018
Exactly why no-one would ever suspect him of her disappearance: It would REQUIRE manual labor!

>>387138960
WB, pls go and stay go

why is this guy so popular? same for totalbiscuit, what's their appeal? they don't even seem to be good at video games and they are drama central.

>>387139190
>things said by mcdonalds

>>387137204
Disgusting fat cuck, don't give a single fuck about anything he has to say.

>almost 6k patreons
explain this shit to me right now /v/

>>387138269

YOU MEAN THE MAN THAT GAVE SHINOVI VERSUS A SHIT REVIEW AND DEFENDED SELF CENSORSHIP IN MOONLAND GAMES HATES SEXY WOMEN?

>>387139310
They're one of the few popular game reviewers that advocate for the consumer rather than sucking the cocks of game devs in exchange for cash.

>>387139385
People lack standards. That's literally it.

>>387137393
Cucold

>>387137204
people pay this fat fuck to make these videos?

SHIT

>>387139427
He hates sexy women since he will never touch one.

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Pick your title /v/

>>387139542

Shit on my chest.

>>387139310
>>387139430
I'm surprised people waste their time on that kind of meaningless bullshit.

>>387139430
You should read >>387137332

E-celeb defenders are the stupidest mother fuckers alive.

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>>387139542
Dr. Gay

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>>387139542
>CHILD TRAFFIKER
what the fuck

>>387139427

>man that defends musous to the death
>won't touch Senran because MUH TIDDIES MUH SEXUAL APPROPRIATION

this man would throw a fit if he learned female ninjas irl used their feminine wiles constantly

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>>387139542
>one cunt wolf pack

>>387139542
I like the fuck my life one

>>387139658
>consumer advocacy is meaningless bullshit
Looks like somebody sucks that corporate cock good.

>>387137246
>WHITE GUYS ARE BORING
>marries a huge fat white nerd

More importantly, who the fuck sets their standards so low that they would hookup with either of these freaks?

>>387139542
i <3 ping pong is bretty gud.

>>387139542
Same same I came

>>387139735
t. Kotaku and IGN cocksucker

>>387137204
Stop shilling your shit here and die of a massive coronary already you fat fat fat fat fat fat obese motherfucking fat disgusting cunt

>>387137204
>no one even know what the micro transaction will be about
>could be for literaly stupid shit that doenst effect anything

>cool "jewtoobers" start to shit on the game because thats what cool "jewtoobers" are suposed to do
>they not even going to buy the game, they get it for free and they going to whine about it anyway

kill a jewtoober today

>>387140368
I'll consider it if you donate to my Patreon.

>>387139542

>Soggy Waffle

I have no idea what that is, but it sounds nasty.

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>>387139542
>I lick rape pussy
>fat cunt swann
>I <3 ping pong

>>387140381
except they demonstrated what the mtx for the game will be in press releases and on a livestream
you'd know if you bothered clicking through the video to get the gist of it

>>387138442
they turned people from middle earth into niggers.

turning a spider into a woman is not big deal

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>>387139542

OH MY BUDDHA!!

>>387140530
>giving jewtoobers views
i not stupid thank you

>>387140612
yes, good goy, keep supporting traditional media

>>387140530
e-celeb enablers should be gassed

>>387140381
>The video posted on the official channel that explicitly explains how WB is going to fuck with your wallet doesn't exist
>Typical /v/tard rushes to shit on jewtoob without even attempting to understand what's going on
You fuckers are like cats chasing laser pointers

>>387139542

>I'm no Ladyboy
>I'm Ladyboy
>Ladyboy rape me
>I Fuck Ladyboy
>Ladyboy Keep Away

Quality writing Bioware.

>>387140005
>Consumer Advocacy
>Raging in an online video
GTFO, Jim, you cuckold retard.

>>387140612
yeah that's why you use hooktube

>>387140696
>>387140661

i not even going to buy the game why should i care?

>>387140538
Horadrim are black, but they're all evil and exist in the Southern lands. Dunno why one is in Minas Ithil, but he's canonically doomed anyway so it's hard to care overmuch.

>>387140709
looks like a transcript of any given trap thread

>>387140713
Shouldn't you be unboxing some lootboxes or buying some premium currency in Clash of Clans? :^)

>>387140696
>WB is going to fuck with your wallet

I'd like to see that happen considering I'm not stupid enough to have ever been interested in this pile of shit game

>>387140808
Even if you don't purchase it, you can still have your wallet fucked. Second hand anti-consumerism is a thing.

>>387140767
>I'm not going to buy the game why should I care
>I just needed to get my two minutes of hate in because it's the only time I feel something anymore
Fuckers like you are why this place went to shit. Mindless anger is cancer.

>>387140797
Adorable when I bet you get that shit for free as advertising, Jimmy fatty boy.

Who fucking cares that single player game has microtransactions. Just fucking cheat if you want to open lootboxes

>>387138617
>was spider
>give it human body, vag & tits
>now has somehow depth in character and dialog
How.

You know what would be interesting ? The way Shelob acts is very protective.
Keeping the spider form entirely or some hybrid monster human/spider (let's just say Shelob has to assume a human-ish form to be abler to speak like one) while STILL acting protective and trying to "hug" the prota would be way more interesting because you would have a mixed bag of good will and utter pants shitting going on.

That's how you do it well. With their shit, it would be okay to assume they try to force a fucking waifu and she's not even a good one.

>>387141012
i dont see why people would buy another WB game after the Arkham knight debacle

>>387141424
I'm going to buy the new Shadow of Mordor just to spite you.

>>387140381
You know what's the funniest thing.
Shadow of Mordor got so fucking mindlessly easy halfway through it that if they make it harder for people who don't buy micros I might even like the game more.

>>387141141
>microtransactions are so commonplace now that we should just be okay with them now

>>387137204
>widely praised nemesis system

all credibility lost

>>387141486
Fuck off poorfag

>>387141463
well i going to pirate it twice just to null your purchase

>>387141141
>yeah who cares if they're fucking me in the ass

>>387141561
Don't please, WB will lose double the money if you do.

>>387141486
>>387141578
They don't affect me in any way. I can open an infinite amount of boxes for free whenever I want. Why should I cry about them?

>>387141669
It's the principle, like with censorship. I could just pirate an uncensor patch, but does that make the censorship okay?

>>387141669
You're supporting them by buying them, thats how they affect you retard.

>>387141789
I don't care about principles, I care about playing video games. Go crusade somewhere else.
>>387141795
Premium currency in a single player game doesn't affect me at all. It does absolutely nothing to hinder my enjoyment of the game.

>>387141887
Yes it will, the more you pay the less you will enjoy the game. It's basic genetics idiot.

>>387141946
But I don't have to pay for anything. Microtransactions aren't mandatory

>>387142071
Oh? So you're admitting you're pirating the game?

>>387137332
>>this fat fuck repeats what everyone has already said

I agree but once in a while he's gonna repeat something that's worth repeating. micro transactions play physiological games on you making you think you are losing money if you don't put in money. it's borderline gambling, the publishers don't care about selling something, no matter how greedy that is such as selling skins. they are going for the whales, the big spenders.