The gunblade isn't re-
eally that cool
First of all, they don't. The Gunblade is designed to vibrate, not shoot bullets, they are so hard to use only a few people wielded them in the FF8 universe.
-Liable.
>>387129992
/THREAD RAINED ON THUGS
Weak.
>>387130529
>The Gunblade is designed to vibrate, not shoot bullets
Are you sure? My impression was that it was like a really short range pistol, so when you are slashing somebody you can let a bullet off into their chest.
I never understood why people complain about gunblades in a game where you can summon demon trains and absorb abilities from a TRex
>>387132759
Because of Spoony, I presume
>>387132846
Literally who?
>people don't know that pistol swords and various weapons exist in real life
>>387132445
that blade can only cut a few centimeters deep along the majority of the blade, you can only really stab someone with it
>>387132543
Na the other anons got it right. They mention it somewhere officially. Dont recall where
>>387130529
XIIIs gunblade is better anyway, no ambiguous physics going on.
>>387132846
People have made fun of it since launch you underaged fuck
>>387132963
>fire flintlock pistol with shitty straight grip
>it flies out of your hand
>doesn't hit guy anyway cause your aim is all fucked
>>387130529
>He completely missed the part where the cutscene when you invade galbadia garden and literally everyone is using a gunblade
https://youtu.be/jtfNu5wkGk8?t=27m53s
>>387133052
>flintlock ... flies out of your hand
are you a twig?
>>387129869
Is it time?
>>387133356
Depends on how much gunpowder you pack in there but it doesn't look like you can get a good grip on it
rule of cool doe
The axe variants are pretty dope lookin
However nothing beats the Fuckler
The Norwegian postal service used a knife-pistol of sorts. The M/1846 "Postforerverge".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyrE3FSU01w
>>387133964
Norwegians are kooky
>>387133891
Nice fistings
>>387129869
They are real but they are also garbage.
>>387134190
Fistings you say
>>387130529
Then why call it a gunblade and not a vibroblade?
What about the Gungun
>>387132543
It effectively does have a gun in it but the force of the bullet hits the blade so it vibrates
That's why trigger does more damage because you shoot at the right time.
>>387134318
Not enough gun
>>387134318
Cause that's a Star Wars weapon silly
>using anything but the African Throwing Dick
>>387134421
More gun!
>>387134102
No shit. Check out this Larsen percussion revolver rifle from 1860.
>>387134528
MOAR
>>387133891
The weird thing is these buckler gloves actually saw use. Not in military use, but popular by night guards.
>Buckler
>Lantern
>Punch Dagger
Shame they are under represented in games.
>>387134592
FUCK IT JUST LET ME HOLD A CANNON
>>387134610
There was a version that had a pistol in it but you had to move your entire body to aim it as it was fixed and you only had one shot which would fuck your forearm up anyway
>>387134592
Nice! Looks like a fucking spaceship from Homeworld or some shit.
>>387134586
Dude, these guns were the WW1 equivalent of a fucking AMR. Shit could punch through a tank at a quarter mile.
>>387130529
what tactical advantage does a vibrating blade have over a non-vibrating blade?
>>387129869
This is actually something that seems viable in a formation
>Line your troops up to theirs
>Do the awkward prom shuffle with the opposing force
>Officers assume it's time to get stuck in
>Whip the nearest powder monkey for not knowing about your fucking GUNSPEARS
>>387134806
Seriously kid? Ever seen a chainsaw before?
>>387132963
>pistol misfired. Usually clumsy and impractical
>nevertheless highly prized
>with a calendar
holy shit, that sword is so fancy it has a fucking calendar
>>387134804
You know youre wrong on all fronts right?
>>387134806
A vibrating blade is all business all the time
The FF8 gunblade is closer to Raiden High Frequency Blade.
>>387134886
>seriously kid
>kid
*teleports behind you*
>>387134586
>>387134804
>Mauser 13 mm anti-tank rifle
>Only weapon of it's kind during WW1
>"Approximately 15,800 were produced"
Omg, the size and uniqueness of this weapon makes it the ultimate collectors item. Even more so considering it was highly successfully and German produced.
>>387134526
African weapon making got pretty high fantasy
>>387135146
I call this the Subjugator
Too bad we live in a timeline where gunblades never got better
Love how dapper shit got tho
>>387135110
See
>>387134938
Thats a fuckin chinese wallgun, it has literally nothing to do with any antitank rifle from world war 1/2
blunt gun > blade gun
>>387132937
you never use that part of the blade for cutting deep
>>387134526
Looks like some Lizalfos shit desu.
>>387135516
or perhaps polearm gun
>>387135458
good luck trying to find all these little bits after 1 hit
>>387135516
MY DIIIIIICK!
That shit must have at least +25 holy damage, goddamn!
>>387135558
>>387134526
And here's a map of the African Throwing Dick and it's people
If anyone is wondering what the fuck is an African Throwing Dick well:
>Mabutu has a cowhide long shield
>Your people don't know how to make good metal
>Make a fucked up sword with a lot of growths on it
>Toss it at Mabutu
>Mabutu tries to block but your throwing dong star catch the edge and spins around right into that fuckers face
>Subjugate, enslave, and sell his people to various Empires
>Collect reparations for what you did centuries later
>>387134728
these are actually firework launchers lol
>>387135603
>>387135565
>The only reliable nambu.
>>387134806
Literally nothing unless it's vibrating at ultrasonic levels.
The FF8 Gunblade functions on the idea that the explosion from the cylinder causes to the weapon to vibrate. But the explosion alone would never be able to reach these levels as to reach a ultrasonic you need a consistent, continues influence of energy.
Easy example is to grab a flexible ruler and mimic a consistent influence of energy by shaking it back and force, then mimic a explosive source of energy by flicking it once.
>>387135642
Woops forgot image
>>387134325
This is fucking absurd, but I believe it.
>>387135558
Engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.
I mean...
Does this not count?
Where the videogames at?
>>387134850
Yeah, that's what muskets with bayonets were for you retard
Bayonets are longer too.
Oh hey what's goin on in this thread
>>387135908
No, you fucking retard.
>>387135738
Dude, it made an explosion along with vibrating, acting like a saw and blowing a hole in the target.
>>387135436
Well sorry for not knowing the difference between one fuck off huge, vintage, wood stock barrel and another fuck off huge, vintage, wood stock barrel that look very similar.
>>387135887
Psychological warfare. You dazzle the enemy with your sweet style, leaving them questioning their own coolness.
1cm caliber when?
>>387132963
>usually clumsy and impractical
>usually
>>387135623
+15% in eating speed
>>387136074
I love me some 4ga
>>387132937
You stab and shoot
>>387135219
It's like a little guy holding up his arms, to stab a bitch.
>>387135949
Literally an illegal gun, since the blade is too long.
>>387136058
>Are those fuckin wings?
>pack it in boys, it's over
>>387136021
Didnt mean to come of as snarky, just dont spread misinformation. All it does is breed retards who think theyre experts.
>>387136074
Already a thing.
im glad our ancestors understood that importance of more dakka
>>387136196
Bolters soon, anon
>>387135558
>gun halberd
we need a reality tv show where warriors duke it out with goofy weapons
>>387136196
>tfw you own an ancient 8gauge over-under
>tfw it came with original all-brass shells
>tfw you're afraid it will at best ruin the gun if you fire them
>>387136058
soon your enemy will be begging to be a part of your army so they can wear sweet fake wings and plumed helmets
its gonna be glorious
>>387134687
Revolver rifles are really cool, why weren't they popular IRL?
>>387136762
People generally don't enjoy their forward hand being sprayed with hot gas.
>>387132846
Are you stupid?
Nah probably just fucking underaged. This was a topic at launch. Spoony wasn't even a flicker in anyone's eye at that point, hell even now I don't give a fuck about him.
>>387129869
I always thought that it was a retarded design
>>387136474
What about anti tank rifle halberd?
>>387136276
Those allegedly frightened enemy horses
>>387136917
Forgot pic
>>387136762
because the gas coming from between the cylinder and barrel can harm you
and better alternatives were already being made
>>387136762
They look cool but are generally shit and outclassed by any regular rifle.
>>387136428
They already came out, anon. And they were shit.
>wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyrojet
>>387136762
Cylinder gap would spray you with hot gases on your forward arm. The action is generally more complex and weaker than competing designs.
They are pretty aesthetic though.
>>387137010
Klu Klux Krusaders
>No love for polearms in any vidya EVER
feels heretical man
>>387137239
>What is Dynasty Warriors
Lu Bus halberd is pure cheese
>>387135642
For someone who knows a little about weapons you sure know fuck all about everything else
Hey guys, can I play too?
>>387134875
>>387134832
I know this is an impractical weapons thread, but shit that's stupid.
>>387137294
triggered
They still looked dope as all hell tho
>>387137109
They were shit, but there was room for improvement. It wasn't like they were as refined as they could ever be.
>>387137382
You want impractical but fucking awesome?
I present:
Native American armor
>that feel when we won't know the crazy shit Injuns got up to because they already lived through an apocalypse event before we walked in
>>387137865
OR
>>387134886
A chainsaw doesn't cut through stuff because it vibrates, it does because it has little blades spinning around the main piece which does the same thing as a saw only much faster.
we style now?
>>387133817
Make the back of the axe a bit shorter so it sort of works as a gun sight.
Weight of the blade might help recoil compensating.
Sounds plausible to use.
>>387136331
>Already a thing.
Is it literally and officially called a 1cm caliber? If not why not?
>>387138629
how bout this one?
>>387138605
>One is Ivory, one is Ebony
THE FLINCH IN YOUR EYE CALLS YOUR BLUFF
>>387138605
>impractical weapon thread
>1911s
noice
>>387134957
Underrated post
>>387138814
https://youtu.be/kp1Cs08NOdc?t=1m6s
>>387138814
I'll grab the loudener
>>387134586
>One-moustached angel.jpg
>>387136762
Sup
>>387134806
the main idea for giving Squall a vibrating weapon came from how they wanted to design his limits. It is suppose to represent hitting the button prompts correctly
Ork tech good too?
>>387132543
You know the HF blade from Metal Gear? It's like that, but instead of nanomachines making it vibrate at hypersonic frequencies to increase cutting power, you just shoot a fucking bullet into the blade.
Yes, it's fucking stupid because that would break it after a few discharges. It at least makes sense for something like Lionheart which is basically an energy sword though, I assume pulling the trigger of it would make it "pulse" with increased energy for a moment.
>>387132963
XIII's gunblade is fucking stupid because the folding shit makes no sense and would make for a really shitty sword part and a very unwieldy gun part. Also XIII was an even shittier game than FFVIII somehow.
>>387139582
reminds me of that combo gun in Dead Rising 3
>>387129869
-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee FUGGIN NORMIES
This fuckin thing
>>387139774
>makes no sense
Makes more sense than Sazh's dual pistols combining into a shotgun.
Or Sam Gideon's BLADE being able to turn into a RPG from a pistol or an energy gun
>>387134592
Nigga that's a spaceship from Genesis Rising
I fucking like it
I wish we could talk to some of the kooky fuckers that thought this shit up
>>387139992
If each pistol also has half a shotgun then it makes more sense than a sword that magically folds itself when you flick it but not when you swing it with greater force than the flick
>>387138705
Its more commonly refered to as 10mm, But yes it exists. Most firearms are measured in hundreths of an inch or in mm so thats why its not literally called 1cm. Multiple 10mm rounds existed througout history, many rounds are larger also.
>>387134592
for some reason it reminds me of the Mauler in Halo 3. Absolutely loved the impact it had
>>387139439
Your gun is some puny shit
Here, a br homemade .50 cal auto made to hunt down helicopters
>>387140560
Thats proper Orky
>>387139724
>Pentagram
Ah yes, the Priest Slayer
>>387139724
I don't get it, does the pentagram shell stay in the Thumper and the bullets fly out, or foes the shell come out and then the bullets out of it?
>>387140602
Wait, where does the bullet come out?
>>387140967
In your mouth
>>387140945
The red insert stays inside and all the bullets shoot out.
>>387140945
It's dakka
The less you understand the better
>>387138036
The fuck is this shit
inb4 >filename
>>387137239
I love me some polearms man, especially on foot, mounted soldiers with spears or Lance's are meh.
>>387139582
Those were primarily used by ship captains in the event of mutiny - shoot lots of advancing sailors quickly as a last resort.
>>387137282
God, I hate that faggot so much.
>>387137239
>I have never played Mount and Blade: the post
>make a sword that's also a whip
>not good enough
>make a sword that's also a cat o' nine tails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMAsCuDFSUI
>>387137865
>you will never go cruising along the pacific northwest in a 50 man raiding mega-canoe with your bros to enslave some Inuit shits while decked out in your most ballin' copper helmet and Chinese-coin chainmail
I didn't know I felt that feel until now.
>>387142112
>Wraps around the user's own foot about a minute in
any LARP autists or historian fags want to answer something for me? Did spears with "wings" on them come after boar-hunting spears or did boar-hunting spears come from spears with "wings" on them?
>>387142570
Lugs on spears existed before dedicated boar spears.
>>387142062
Spear AI sucked balls and you know it
not even mods could fix it
>>387140967
The back, dude. Look for the barrels. It's most obvious on the spoon.
>>387135623
>Shoot the spoongun to stirr the soup supersonically.
>>387143167
Spears definitely got shafted, I'll give you that, but fucking shit up in a wall of meat with a good halberd or bardiche is an incomparably heavenly feel. Besides, pretty much all AI was shit, but I'm sure they'll fix it in Bannerlord, right?
>>387132543
It doesn't literally fire a bullet into a blade- it's just the recoil that causes a vibration/shockwave to travel along the blade. It can be used to slash, but would more likely be used as a short-range thrusting weapon. Jam it in, fire to fuck up the wound then withdraw. The bullet would obviously do damage but you can't really aim it since it doesn't have a proper barrel.
>>387143862
>Spears definitely got shafted
Fuck you
>>387146689
just like No More Heroes 2
>>387140134
iirc thats a mutiny gun for ship captains
>>387142112
So would someone wearing plate armor be basically immune to this?
>>387147348
Not throwing you empty magazine at the enemy
>>387147164
If they got caught on the joint it'd probably be a bad day for plateboy
But honestly, once they're tangled or caught the goal would be to take em to the ground to poke em in their eyeholes
Even savages would know that
>>387134421
>>387134528
>>387134592
>>387134728
oh yeah baby keep going
>>387137010
>Charlottesville, VA circa 2017
>>387141708
The Bear can not eat you if you are spiky.
>>387133891
>The Fuckler
My sides.
>>387138605
The engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.
>>387147962
Is that a moist nugget?
>>387146780
Anon that's a nerf gun, not a real weapon
>>387148213
This makes sense.
But isn't it impracticable as fuck? I mean you must be extrem slow in it.
>>387140153
>10mm = 1cm
>>387147120
but is that a cane or an umbrella?
>>387148732
>Americans apparently can do math better than you
SONIC BLOW!
>>387134586
>manlytears fires a children's carbine
>>387129869
here you fucking faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXjQwHLE1wk
>>387141752
fuck man, just hit the deck and you're good. captain will have no choice but to miss.
>>387148732
Did you get hit on the head a lot when you were a kid?
>>387148660
More practical than getting eaten I suppose.
>>387149874
You have a good point here.
>>387134782
You mean LoGH.