nintenbros will defend this

>>387125950
Not a nintenbro, but I would a trap Link.

>being so prison gay that you jerk off to men
LOL

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>>387126162
pleb

>>387125950
FF VII did it first

Captcha:c482 santurce

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>they actually need pics of crossdressing link to feel something instead of normal pics of him

weak

>>387125950
I will not defend this.
I've played Nintendo all my life and I think BotW is a terrible abomination.
>voice acting.
>durability mechanics.
>stamina.
>stat-based clothing.
>removal of dungeons/temples.
They took away so many important Zelda staples just because they wanted the Skyrim crowd.
This game really, really hurt me. I grew up on Zelda, I've loved every game in the series up until...this. This is literally just cartoony Skyrim. And the worst part of all is that everyone loves it. Which means Nintendo will think they did 'good', and they'll make all future Zelda's Skyrim-likes. The series basically died after Twilight Princess and it's never coming back. And now I have to watch Betheshits dancing over the corpse of my lost love, which hurts the most.

>>387126314
Can I grab your butt?

>>387126680
Yes!

>>387126314
if you're short, cute and not fat then sure

>>387126314
no

>>387126741
I'm a little taller than I'd like.

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>>387125950
"heterosexuals" wouldn't fap to this.

>>387125950
>>387126162
Guess I'm gay desu

>>387125950
source?

>>387126829
That's fine. I'd still play video games with you

>>387126162
>men

>>387126618
this is a good bait

>>387126741
Where is the cutoff in height for being cute?

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>>387126829
that's a first

>>387126973
I'd say like 5'9" or 5'8"

>>387126940
Okay! What game?
>>387126979
What do you mean?

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>>387127047
>tfw 6'2" and will never pass as cute

>>387127117
It doesn't even take the revealing outfits, just Link in the blue main gear gives me a raging hardon. Have I gone full gay?

>>387127209
Seems like it if you can appreciate his boyish aestethic

>>387127179
>tfw sound like a girl, have girly shaped body, nice butt and silky hair
>but i'm 6'3''

JUST

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>>387127209
4u

>>387126949
Penis=Man

>>387127296
vocaroo

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>>387126314
Not this time
>>387127047
Sir, I recommend you delete this post
>drink your milk so you can grow up big and strong!
thanks for ruining my life mom

>>387127314
N-no way!

I won't defend it, that's some terrible-ass art.

>>387127172
i've only met people that wished they would like to be much taller than they currently are, not the opposite

>>387127328
Don't bully!
>>387127420
I'm 5'11, I could stand being a few inches shorter.

>>387127334
Do it!

>>387127373
all the gerudo art is bad
>>387127420
because most people aren't as insecure as femboys and trannies

>>387127334
Just do it

>>387127313
These are sissy slutbois, not men.

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>>387127445
>Don't bully

>>387127172
What do you have? I have a PC, PS4, 3DS and Switch. Also, you're my height. We're kinda at a weird spot in between short and tall.

Fapping to cute boys is redpilled.

>tfw 5'11 is the average height in your country

>>387127447
Every time I do it people bully me and say that I sound like a tranny, because people on 4chan are too paranoid about trannies and will say that even actual girls sound like trannies.
I don't have a problem using voice chat with people outside of 4chan, but on 4chan I always get bullied...

>>387127458
all but the one with the banana.
you know the one.

>>387127518
>tfw when it's below the average

>>387127520
>and will say that even actual girls sound like trannies.
Oh I thought you were a girl(male) that's unfortunate.

>>387127520
Just post your normal voice. It's not like you're trying to sound like a girl. Do you want me to post mine first?

>>387127518
>tfw 6'

>>387127578
Also this. I'm not really interested if you're a real girl.

>>387127570
sure, but it's tainted by gerudo
>>387127520
disgusting attention whoring tranny! can't stop shitposting in late night /v/ threads and samefagging with exclamation points, sad!

>>387127502
I don't like girls...
>>387127512
All those except the Switch. I've been taller than every guy I've ever dated, it's suffering. I just want a taller boyfriend so I have to look up into his eyes and he can make me feel small and cute.

>>387127578
>>387127631
I'm not a girl.

>>387127591
I would just post my normal voice, which sounds like a tranny according to 4chan.

>>387127636
It's noon here in europe.

>>387127675
Stop attention whoring. Fuck off to /soc/

>>387127647
I don't date or anything online. I just accept friend requests from femboys/girls and flirt with them while playing games.

>>387127675
You going to post it them? You're Swedish, aren't you?

>BoTW crossdressing reinforced this gay/tranny circlejerk even more among the fanbase.

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>>387127578
>>387127631
>/v/ reading comprehension
>>387127675
put up or get out, attention whore! might be noon but you're still a pathetic slut!

>>387127707
>>387127754
Please don't bully...

>>387127748
I'm not swedish.

>>387127748
I don't either. That was more of a response to the height part.

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I want to fuck Link's tight boypussy!

>>387127754
I understood the first time but there's no harm in making sure. ;^)

>>387127872
I want to deposit my seed in Link!

>>387127872
Hello I would like to be the tight boypussy
>>387127794
Stop attention whoring. This is my last (You).
I bet you're the German shitposter who posts in /pol/ lgbt threads.

>>387125950
I would like everyone itt to stop eyeing up my husbando. Immediately.

>>387127962
No, I'm not that person either:
I used to post on /pol/ and had quite a few fans, but I'm not either of those.
I stopped attentionwhoring with pics a while ago.

I want to find a boyfriend that loves me very much, I don't want to be a slut anymore.

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I want to feed Link!

>>387127636
>late night
It's the middle of the day dude.

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>>387127047
>tfw 5'7"

>>387128049
Delete this pkst immidiately. Fat is not cute. If it was, I wouldn't want to kms.

>>387128123
Cute

>>387128046
Alright, you got me to bite. I bet you're the Britbong.
>>387128098
In the only relevant country in the world, on the best coast, it is currently 3:50 AM as I type this out.

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>>387127047
>thought that I was 5'6" this whole time
>measured wrong and am actually 5'4"

>>387128157
I'm not british either.
I haven't posted on /pol/ in almost a year now.

>>387128179
Jesus, I feel sorry for you my dude

We have to go lewder!

>>387128157
You mean the most shit, it's 12:53 you braindead

>>387128179
You're like a whole foot shorter than than that girly euro poster!

>>387128283
It is 3:55. This is indisputable fact anon, even my clock agrees with me.
>>387128268
Do it yourself, pussy. You won't.

>>387128046
I was gonna tell you shit about being a slut, but I forgot that homos are all about that and can't have too many partners.

>>387128049
DIE!
>>387127872
Post more of this

>>387127047
>>387128123
>That feel when not even 5'7"
Am I too short for video games?

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I want an anon to pet me!

>>387128365
I'm a virgin, I've never had a boyfriend before. I was only a slut online...

>>387128382
*fuckin pets u*

>>387128468
Post dirty pics of yourself

>>387128365
Not all homos. The idea of homosexuals being loose comes from a time when it was just considered part of the whole sexual degeneracy package. Now that it is """"""normal"""""" there are more virgin homos.

>>387128374
Play a handheld as if it was a home console and it pretty much checks out.

>>387128531
No way, I won't do that.

>>387128523
Do me too, please.

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>I want a boyfriend

Bitch you earn one. Not given.

Having a partner Is a privilege not a right. No wonder you're lonely, you deserve it.

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>>387128382

>>387128573
*fuckign does u*

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>finally get link thread
>quickly devolve into gay /soc/ thread

Why did you do this

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>>387128523
>>387128580
Yayy

>>387128616
Less roughly, please.
>>387128580
Could you do me too?

>>387128632
Then fix it nerd

>all these sissy white bois in this thread
sounds like you all need some BBC to set you straight

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>>387128256
It's hell man.
>>387128290
Just fuck my shit up. Though I've always wondered how having a tall, gentle dominate partner would be like.

While we're on the topic of Zelda, should I jump into BOTW without having played previous titles? If not, which should I start?

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>all these below 5'8" boys

damn, and my parents complain about me for being 5'11" and too short in their eyes

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>>387128656
Sure

>>387128665
Fuck off with this shit

>>387128468
How can you call yourself a real homo if you haven't even contracted HIV/AIDS yet?

>>387128665
Uh sorry, I'd never date a black person.

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>>387128665
I'm not white.

This thread is gay,
I was expecting more trap link

>>387128635
cute boy

>>387128682
That is short depending on where you are from though

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>>387128769
What about normally normal Link

>>387128534
Stop projecting your ugliness on other homosexuals, just because you can't get any sex from the least promiscuous group in the world doesn't mean that everyone else can't.

>>387128632
How do waifu threads always maintain quality discussion?

if it's small and cute and smells and feels like a girl, I'll fugg it

>>387128845
Girls don't go into them, where as with gay threads, boys do.

>>387128721
I don't know.
I just like boys. But I'm too shy. Every time someone has made an advance on me IRL I've pussied out because I'm too shy.

>>387128846
same desu senpai

Cancer.

>>387128665
Black people are disgusting.
>>387128828
>least promiscuous
Look at this sentence again and think about what you wrote. Then stop projecting your insecurities onto me.
>>387128845
They don't, it's just less /soc/ shit because there aren't women on /v/. "I want to smell x's feet!" is not quality discussion.

>>387128785
5'9" is the average in my country

>>387128671
you most certainly can, it was basically the same for me since I've only played the 2d zelda games before.

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>>387128846
How do I smell and feel like a girl?

>>387128993
If you don't already "feel" like a girl, you never will. Smell is mostly about products and what your diet is like though.

>>387128993
skin care

>>387128665
>being near a nigger for any reason

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normal link > crossdressing link

>>387128993
you have to take care of your skin like a girl to make it soft and smooth, and then probably also have to take hormones to smell like one and not have a musky asshole kek

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You want to _be_ him, don't you anon?

>>387129121
Nope, I wanna fuck him.

>>387128731
>>387128936
>>387129064
You won't be saying that when I have my 9 inch BBC in your boipucci. The only thing that'll be coming out of your mouth are moans.

>>387129121
N-no why would I w-want that, anon?!

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>>387128647
>Could you do me too
Sorry, but I don't know if you're cute enough.

>>387129145
I'll cut it off and make you choke on it.

>>387129121
Correct

I also want a boyfriend who I could cuddle with. I love the idea of sitting in the lap of someone bigger than me, or falling asleep on someone's chest.

how many skinny short boilets really are there out there?
i feel like half of the guys in this thread are hairy and big boned

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>>387129189
Okay, here's my credentials.

>>387129228
I'll pass.

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>>387129215
Me

>>387128665
Is that a challenge ?

>>387129257
Can I have a do over?

>tfw no sissy faggot with a smooth pink butthole to sit on my dick

shit

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>>387128731
>>387128936
>>387128846
How would you feel about a spic sissy boi

>>387125950
link is cute!!! CUTE is JUSTICE!!!!

>>387128936
Sodomy is sexual degeneracy by default.

>>387128812
That's twice as fucking gay dude

>>387129295
No.
>>387129293
h-hi...

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sony bronies will defend this

>>387129215
I had a 5'6" Swedish girlyboy add me in a multiplayer game and got on his webcam. He was pretty cute with longish dirty blonde hair.

He was so fucking needy and clingy that I had to block him on everything. He had legit daddy issues that contributed to him being insane.

>>387129337
not interested in giants lmao

>>387129295
Hispanics are mostly okay, as long as they don't smell like shit and don't enjoy gang wars in their spare time.
>>387129316
Read all of those posts again buddy, you completely missed the point. Are you an ESL or something? You know this a board for first worlders?

>>387129352
That's the baggage that comes with girly boys, refine your homosexuality pleb.

>>387128812
the left one is the girlfriend

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I'll defend it if it allows for this

>>387129408
I'm not that tall...

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This is literally me on the right.

>>387129281
cute boy!

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But I like Link as a more manly man!

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>>387129228
>Heart pupils
You seem like a real slut anon.

>>387129513
It just means I really love who I'm looking at.

>>387129468
sorry, I'll pass

>>387129531
you're still not getting pats

>>387129507
>Little boy
>Manly man
Choose one

>>387129352
Aren't daddy issues the reason they turn out such huge faggots in the first place?

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What the fuck is going on here?

>>387129412
You write that sodomy used to be a part of the sexual degeneracy package. I deny that and say that it still is.
You write that these days there are many homosexual virgins. I deny that and say that it's just you, who has probably either spent too much time on /v/ or is too gullable when someone tells you they're a virgin.

>tfw you have a hairy asshole

>>387125950
Not a Nintendobro, an Xbro but I will defend this with my dying breath.

A beautiful girl is whatever. A beautiful trap is like finding gold. You want it all to yourself and you'll fight whoever you have to to keep it that way.

Don't worry Nintendobros. You have my sword.

>I also have a PS4.

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>>387129573
How about TP Link? A nice earthy farm boy smell.

>>387126853
>No dick in but
Sad. Why are there barelly any doujinshi's of this beautiful creature?

>>387129793
Now that's more like it!

>>387129793
TP Link is a manly man, no two ways about it.

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>>387129793
BotW Link is actually pretty manly. Covered in scars, fairly ripped and capable of taking on hordes of enemies. It's just you have the Gerudo, Zora and Goron who are ripped

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>tfw no sissy bf to fuck and cuddle

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>>387129437
Sure

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>>387129981
>tfw ywn BE the sissy bf getting fucked and cuddled

>>387128179
LONDON

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>>387129919
Doesn't help people ship BotW Link and Sidon

>>387130376
those are just an offshoot of Mipha shippers who came to terms with her being dead and Link moving on. Another off shoot is people saying he'll run away with Kodah.

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How do some boys have such smooth skin?

Is it genetic? I mean there are some that are completely hairless, like not even a strand on the back of their leg. Do they bath in Nair?

It's bullshit that I'm not that hairy, but the hair that I do have grows back fast af.

>>387130516
Just pointing out that people will find some way to make Link the girl in the relationship. TP is real the only game you can't.

>>387130661
try waxing or laser hair removal

>>387130661
>not even a strand on the back of their leg
How did you even check that?

>tfw born with a chromosomal disorder and pass as a girl because I have extremely wide hips and my waist is small
also this isn't videogames

>Nintendo has Link dress up like a girl to infiltrate a culture
>Squeenix will be removing the Cloud Strife crossdressing mission to save Aeris from FF7 remake
Nintendo continuing to be based as fuck

>Tfw when lithe body and good facial features but too strong body hair growth

>>387130753
I'm pretty sure people who like seeing Link dommed have no issue coming up with scenarios for TP Link.

Link is androgynous as part of Nintendo's unusual answer to calls for a female Link but in game he displays more than enough manly attributes

>>387130783
I mean from the pics Iv seen it's like they are completely hair free

>>387130770
>laser hair removal.
Isn't that pricey?

>>387130986
for cosmetics? sure, I guess. in the long run? not really, if you've got some disposable income.

>>387131112
Man...by the time I'll have enough to live comfortably I'll be passed 25 and then what's the point?

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>>387129480
>Astolfo is taller than you

>>387131213
can always just spend it and not give a fuck. it's decently long term so it doesn't feel that awful.

>>387130661
I have very little body hair and shave, personally.

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>>387129919

>>387128665
>Implying people actually like black people
I have jet to meet a single white person dating or addmitting to having sex with a black person
>But they do it in secret because its taboo!
In current year? Yeah right.

>>387128534
This is a fucking lie. I have a ton of gay friends from college who were sluts and still are sluts and I'm almost 30. I'm about as accepting of gays as you'll find on 4chan and even I will be the first to say they are wildly slutty. It's easy to be a whore when it's two men wanting to fuck. Just get on some gay hookup app and there you go as opposed to heterosexual efforts to get sex where a man has to jump through 30 hoops just to be able to kiss the bitch.

>>387131616
where do you find sissies

>wah wah, I'm 5'X"
>reading this shit when 4'9"
Go cry some more you fags.
people like giving me headpats and hugs, shit is super fucking annoying

>>387131680
in these threads?
>>387131738
>that smol
cute!

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>>387131470
rippling abs would lessen the image of underdog Nintendo wants Link to have plus they're comparing his abs to Gerudo abs and there's no contest

>>387131616
whyhave you speckled raisins on your belly anon
i got hard as you did

>>387131794
those are moles i believe

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>>387131616
because it's exciting anon, almost as exciting as force exhibitionism or bondage. OR ALL 3!!!

>>387131616
I want that to happen in my mouth.

>>387131616
Ugly dick :3

>>387132106
Buy me a cage.

>>387132114
why don't you get a closer look and see if you still think its ugly?

>>387126162
>prison gay
As opposed to regular gay where you don't jerk off to men?

>>387132150
Now why would I get closer to an ugly dick?

>>387132237
so you can give it a taste
you can't judge a dick till you taste it right?

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>>387132106
Awh it's sad when my blackmailer gets bored. I try my best to make it exciting for him too though.

although in the end I'm not very good at pretending I don't love every second of it.

>>387132291
ill blackmail you

>>387132143
you would have to work it off if i bought you a cage
also you would be locked for a day for every dollar it costs

>>387132349
Work it off how? I think I could handle it!

>>387132290
But you can't just taste any dick, only choose the best!

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>>387132389
are you really sure anon?
it would be long nights of grinding on toys and abusing yourself for my orgasm

>>387132540
Only if you pick a cute one.

>>387127179
>>387127296
It is obvious you havent been on /adv where some femanons describe their ideal bf as skinny awkward lanklets.

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>>387132597
well you could get a nice pink holy trainer, only thing is the cuter the cage the more expensive it is you could be looking at over 150+ days locked up!

>>387126314
A what?

>>387133307
a boyfriend!

>>387133285
I haven't seen one like that before, what's the bottom part for?

>>387133285
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>387133336
What's so great about those?

>>387133352
that's just the loop that goes behind your balls, holytrainers have the locks built in so its a bit different
>>387133357
i dunno whats wrong with you?

>>387133557
Alright, I'm in. Tell me more about the built in lock.

>>387128632
>played OoT as a kid
>Link becomes one of my heroes, someone I want to be, a boy who becomes a man and does what he must
>fast forward to 2017
>people just want to fuck femboy Link dressed in a harem outfit

And they say heroes never die.

>>387133380
you can hug them and kiss them!

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>>387133614
But you can do that for a multitude of other things, is there anything that can be considered unique to having a boyfriend? I've tried it myself but it doesn't seem to be what everyone bumps it up to be.

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>>387133608
Heroes never die.
He still is your hero and there still are people who want to be Link

>>387133602
well it has no padlock or anything so its a lil more secure and it doesn't rattle or make any noises

plus they are meant to be the most comfy well built cages

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>>387129573
Child Link is a hard kid. Look at those eyes, those are battle-hardened eyes, he's more man than BotW Link.

>>387133773
Where does it lock and unlock from then?

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>>387133608
You either die as a hero or live long enough to turn into sissy!

>>387133694
It is all about emotional connection. Casual sex is just better form of masturbation. But when you care about them, see them struggle in lust agony and the whole sex turns into game about who can tease the other better and longer, then it is worth everything.

Also they become your best friend you can cuddle, fuck, probably make family and future with and even play video games!

>>387133796
he looks like a soft boi to me

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>>387133907
the fuck did you just say m8?

>>387133873
But what if you're monogamous and still do not connect properly with other people? I'm pretty content with myself as an individual so I can safely say that I'm against the idea of changing my tendencies and social habits. Guess boyfriends just aren't for me.

>>387133872
its a special key built for the cage
its just a nice in built lock

>>387134085
I see. So how do we do this?

>>387127047
What is the height cutoff to be considered a cuteboi by girls?

>>387134138
Wrong door buddy the straight club's two blocks down

>>387132689
>skinny awkward lanklets
>ideal bf
Where can I meet a grill who wants that? I'm all those things, plus I have a baby boy face and a big cawk

>>387134250
Just lift, you can still be skinny and have muscle.

>>387125950
>>387126250
>>387126853
>draw girl without boobs
>haha ha, your a fag

>>387134037
>connect properly
Not sure what do you mean by this, but even the biggest introverts enjoy company. Sure not 24/7, but pick another introvert as partner and you can have balanced 1 hour cuddles and keep your private alone time as well.

It all depends on what your end game is. Family? Children? Travel? Heroin? Pick wisely.

>>387134250
Literally outside. It is the same as with boys. Some wants huge titties monster, some want chubby child bearing hips and some want their cute flat loli. Dont fall for /fit meme. Some girls really want lanklets.

Online dating and social events you hate / never been to before. Be patient and ask as much girls on dates as you can.

>>387134305
[email protected]

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Post more Links

>>387127179
>>387127296
Tall cute boys are the best boys. Especially when they're girly.

I'm a girl (male) and I wish I was taller desu, i'm just 5'7

I want a boyfriend

T O R O N T O
O
R
N
T
O

>>387129427
that's the baggage from meeting people online in a shitty website

>>387134659
A FUCKING LEAF!

i just want a tall sissy boi to dom

>>387134659
Are you a girl
I'm Toronto

>>387134701
How tall?

>>387134485
>Introverted monotamous homosexuals meeting each other
That's nowhere near as easy as you make it sound.

Introverts enjoy company when it's with people they contain genuine from enjoy being around. Also not an easy thing to establish when you're introverted. And if I'm monotonous like I say I am then it's pretty clear what my end game is, unless that was rhetorical. Not seeking advice, just chatting is all.

>>387134297
I do lift though

>Tfw no bf to play video games and banter, then commit degenerate acts in bed with

>>387128665
Sorry but my butt is for whites only

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>>387134764
idk taller than 5'8 i guess

>>387134485
>Online dating and social events you hate / never been to before. Be patient and ask as much girls on dates as you can.

I have aspergers so this is definitely the hardest step for me. I really only like dating a grill after I already know lots about her and like her enough

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>>387134821

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>>387125950
Hello, faggot.

1) Stop falling for degenerate "fans" and their shitty fanart. Link looks like an idiot in the game.

2) Aonuma literally believes being gay is equal to being "odd", see picture.

3) Zelda always made fun of gays and transvestism (like many Japanese games and manga).

3.1) If Nintendo wanted to make Link "sexy" in this outfit, they would have given him high-heeled footwear which a) work wonders and b) all the Gerudo girls are wearing, characters they actually wanted to be sexy.

4) Link facepalms at the transvestite he gets the clothes from who also looks like a disgusting monster.

5) Nintendo is literally mocking gay people again. Literally the reason you get this outfit is because you have to traverse a village filled to the brim with incredibly hot women with curves a men could never have. Only a retard would have eyes for Link in this scenario and Nintendo is holding a mirror up to said freaks.

Bye, faggot.

>>387134863
How tall are you?

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>>387129215
I'm like 5'7" or 5'8" and 128 pounds with long hair
>tfw want to be cute but shoulders look a tad too broad when I look at myself in the mirror
>tfw shave facial hair but area is still greyish and looks like it has stubble despite being completely smooth
>still take of my skin though

>>387134736
no I'm a homo

I need a big dick to ravage my boypussi

>>387134893
Didn't read, lol

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>>387134942

>>387134992
Understandable, have a nice day

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>>387135009
Which one, /v/?

>>387135001
>haha, it's your loss I'm a faggot due to too much media consumption and bad parenting which means a horrible life for me

>>387135075
You seem a lot more angry at life than I do.

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>>387125950
Read this whole thread, literally has nothing to do with video games except the character pwople post gay fan arts of is from a game. No one talkes about video games.

Can a mod do his job for once with those threads?

>>387134920
5'6

>>387135149
Cute

>>387135149
I guess if you don't mind your submissive boys taller than you.

>>387135119
Being angry; aggressive, energetic is good, it gets you somewhere. Being a sad, anxcious faggot browsing gay threads all day does not.

Well, bye.

And keep in mind Aonuma thinks you're an odd thread and of all the Zelda shippings there is not one single man among them.

https://zelda.gamepedia.com/Shipping_in_The_Legend_of_Zelda_Universe

>>387134769
I never said it was easy. But the struggle is almost always worth it.

>>387134880
>aspergers
You can emulate being normal for first few contacts with some practice. And you can chat with them for weeks before you agree to meet up. Sure it isnt the best strategy in online dating, but certainly better than to seek for partner on /v.
http://www.improveyoursocialskills.com/conversation

>>387134802
>degenerate
Handholding?

>>387135247
You seem to be forcing a lot of words into my mouth when all I have said is that I'm not reading your dumb infographics.

>>387135213
dominating tall bois is the best

>>387134773
>>387134880

Pls answer these, helpful anons

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Why are gay /soc/ threads tollerated on /v/ as long as there is a video game fanart in the OP?

>>387135265
>Always worth it
Respectfully disagree.

>>387135329
>there are people who went through her village
>and looked at Link

Nintendo literally pointed a finger at faggots and told them to get their shit together with this game.

>>387135265
Handholding, the most degenerate act

>>387135265
Acting like someone I'm not doesn't sound like the best way to meet a grill I'm compatible with though.

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>Want to talk about how much I want to fuck Link
>Random ass """""traps""""" barge in to talk about themselves
Why is 3DPD so fucking disgusting and annoying.

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>>387135363

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>>387135467
Both of you groups are disgusting and should be hanged.

>>387135354
I said
>ALMOST
assholes still exist.

>>387135463
You have to prepare her for your aspergers. You dont bring out all your negatives on 1st day. You tell her maximally 1 negative per date.

Dating is long process which plays like a poker. A lots of bluffing.

>>387135363
You know anon, one day if really decide to hook up, post some contact info. Sure maybe 50 trolls will reply, but what does it matter if one amongs them will be your future partner?

>>387135747
That ratio still doesn't add up to my and other people's experiences. Assholes, polygamous individuals, and other forms of people that don't suit your standards are typically more common than those who do, especially if you're introverted and cynical. I'll be leaving after I've read your reply, I need to do stuff.

>>387135747
Bring on the boyfriends.
[email protected]

>>387136032
Alright. Ignore the intpj and remember, it is your life. And being alone is boring at best.

>In romance, people with the INTJ personality type approach things the way they do with most situations: they compose a series of calculated actions with a predicted and desirable end goal – a healthy long-term relationship. Rather than falling head over heels in a whirlwind of passion and romance, INTJs identify potential partners who meet a certain range of pre-determined criteria, break the dating process down into a series of measurable milestones, then proceed to execute the plan with clinical precision.

>Sentiment, tradition, and emotion are INTJs’ Achilles Heel. Social standards like chivalry are viewed by INTJs as silly, even demeaning. The problem is, these standards have developed as a means of smoothing introductions and developing rapport, of managing expectations, the basis of personal relationships. INTJs’ propensity for frank honesty in word and action tends to violate this social contract, making dating especially difficult for them.

>If they are shot down too many times they may come to the conclusion that everyone else is simply too irrational, or simply beneath them intellectually. If cynicism takes hold, INTJs may end up falling into the trap of intentionally displaying intellectual arrogance, making solitude their choice rather than happenstance.

>This antipathy to rules and tendency to over-analyze and be judgmental, even arrogant, all adds up to a personality type that is often clueless in dating. Having a new relationship last long enough for INTJs to apply the full force of their analysis on their potential partner’s thought processes and behaviors can be challenging. Trying harder in the ways that INTJs know best can only make things worse, and it’s unfortunately common for them to simply give up the search. Ironically, this is when they’re at their best, and most likely to attract a partner.

>>387136001
I don't need to see your face to know you look disgusting. Unless you go to thailand and get facial surgery, it doesn't matter how good your legs look

>>387136217
why would a boy go to thailand to get facial surgery?

>>387136267
So they can immediately get to work

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>/soc/ thread still not deleted

Well, guess that's just what 4chan has become. Pure degeneracy.

At least I can make some screenshots of Jewing in action.

>>387136443
>Well, guess that's just what 4chan has become. Pure degeneracy.
how new?

>>387136443
I would take bottom thread of another cancerous overwatch thread any day desu

>>387136610
it was criticizing overwatch dummy

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>>387136171
Fair enough.

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>>387126973
There's no such thing as a height cutoff for cuteness.

>>387132165
Prison gay is getting off by having actual sex with men because there are no women and there never will be.

ACTUAL gay is having the option to cum to whatever you want and choosing men.

Very simple.

>>387127475
You're just proving the point the you're prison gay

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>>387128665
>falling on the BBC meme
>not falling on the BBA bless

HAHAHA

friendly reminder blacks have smaller dicks and way more faggots than whites, and bigger buts to be fucked.

>>387136991
Niggers are disgusting.

>>387136991
at least pick some one cuter

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>>387135070
2

How do I become cuter?

>>387137593
you cant

>no one posted a boipucci or even feet yet
wtf

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>>387137035
more for me.

>>387134625
are you high functioning also?

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>>387137773
post real boipussy

>>387137773
if only bois like this existed

do hormones cause your hips to widen a little or no?

>>387137896
no

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>>387137773
are all bois this slutty?
nice

>>387137965
fuck

>>387137976
I can't speak for everyone, but I am.

>>387128665
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they'd be straight instead of go for BBC.

>>387137035
This. Fucking gross man.

>>387125950
The weak have become gays now thanks to asia

>>387137738
Do you want me to post feet?

>>387125950
>nintenpedos
Not surprised if they defend it desu

>>387128665
Nice to see some sense in this thread

>>387128665
>tfw femboy with a BBC fetish but no black daddies to breed me

Fucking jews and marxists have ruined this country and its people.

>>387138461
I'm right wing but still want to be a cute boi

>>387138597
Ahh, i see you have refined tastes

>>387135747
But like I said earlier, I'm more comfortable with getting to know a girl before I go out on a date. I hate the idea of not knowing much about a grill before I date her

>>387138461
>Implying I want to suck dick because muh joos
and you /pol/fags say you don't use boogiemans like SJWs

good thread

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Nice Nintendo thread

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>entering the navy for the money and a career
>have to be a closet female (male)
>by the time I can transition in peace it'll be far too late to be cute
shit sucks

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lol

>>387138797
How late is too late though is what I've always wanted to know.

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I want a cute bf to service my cock and cuddle afterwards!

>>387138853
Realistically at the age of 12

>>387138853
once you go past 21 you will be a hon (without major surgery)

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>>387138803
HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAA
VAGINA
VAGIIIIIIIIINAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

>>387138903
S T . P E T E R S B U R G

>>387138948
Well I looks like I've only got a year to start working towards becoming a succubus (male)

>>387139007
Not him, but that's where I live, but you already knew I'd be here.