ITT: Videogame characters that you can beat in a fist fight.

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Becuz he doesnt use fists

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>>387097723
Because it doesn't have fists.

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>>387097723
I'll kick his ass any day.

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Easy

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>>387097723
>"the bigger they are..."

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One punch to her jaw

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to be fair, i would be a good boss fight

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All of them at once

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I love you Bullet, but even I can beat you up.

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>>387097723
I want Chicken-chan to beat me off.

>>387099691
Excuse me?

Everyone in this thread except >>387097723 >>387098057 and >>387099223 can take far more physical abuse then you can dish out with your fists. You're gonna get your ass beat you little bitches.

>>387099951
I'll beat you up as well

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>He hates 3D women for being sluts
>He fantasizes about hurting innocent, cute 2D waifus

Why?

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Both of them at the same time with a hand tied to my back.

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I really want to be beaten and arrested in Alexandria.

>>387099951
You really think some random skinnyfat anon could beat up a girl that's larger and heavier than a skyscraper with just his fists?

>>387100083
They also need to know what pain feels like.

>>387100083
what's the problem here exactly

>>387098057
Can you take down a tree in three swings?

>>387100083
I'll do steve's rage art to lisa simpson, glove kiss and all

>>387100142
Larger creatures always move slower so with my superior SPEED and DEX I can cinch a win easily.

checkmate

>>387100284
God fucking dammit

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>>387097723

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God I would beat the shit out of her.

>>387100962
You know that's not true. Why are you lying to us and yourself?

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His dad would probably even congratulate me

>>387101537
Why is she holding them like that? That's not how you eat a Subway sandwich.

>>387101537
TWO sandwiches? What a fatty.

>>387101537
That sandwich looks like it's full of disgusting enriched white flour and pesticide sprayed vegetables

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Without a shred of doubt in my mind.

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>>387097723
He can fist me alright

>>387101827
The fuck is this

>>387102167
unalterbach

>>387102236
Delete it immediately

>>387101923
I only played deep crimson for 3ds and thought it sucked but she is my favorite

>>387102081
Gays not welcome.

>>387102474
I didn't ask for your opinion.

>>387102519
What are you going to do about it big boy? Angry post?

>>387100962
You're not Alexander.

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probably on a good day

>>387104331
You'll die from a single hammer fall.

>>387097723
>implying she won't send out her monster god to rip you in half

>>387104382
i wouldnt even get hit , my lighter frame gives me superior speed and agility

>>387099229
Two seconds later, you are dead.

>>387101537
Gee Chicken-chan! How come you mom lets you eat two wie- sandwichs?

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>>387097723

>>387102593
relax my friend it was a joke

>>387099691
I don't think an 11 year old punching you is a good thing.

>>387104625
Go to bed Chip.

>>387099909
She can survive getting hit by giant axes and bear swipes

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>>387097723
Her DEF or STR are almost nonexistent.

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>>387106081