Will woolie be the next to go? Can they even make it to 2020

elaborate

>TBFP is locked into a machinima contract till 2025
>can't start a patreon
>why live?

>>387097025
Matt really had 0 foresight on that. But couldn't woolie and pat fuck off and make patrons?

>>387097025
>>387097190

>Machinima is so fucked, SBFP is, I shit you not, their top-billed group
>Everyone else jumped ship

Machinima might die before their contract is through

>7 fucking years to change the swithcer to Super best friends play
Fuck no, of course not

>>387097190
Maybe if they pulled a broteam and alienate Machinima into cutting them loose like posting copies and emails of machinima contracts, but they're not the kind to do that. They're too nice for their own good.

>>387097356
They are not nice, they are stupid

>>387096920
I doubt it, if any drama happened it'd be Matt getting buthurt about being the least popular but he wants to hide in his tumblr hugbox so he's not going to, they'll make it to 2020 and beyond. Will Liam kill himself within the year is the real question.

Cat lady is aight, but fuck they are literally playing nothing interesting. They are playing shit that seems to be minimal on actual gameplay too.

>>387097507
Is there anything more try hard then liam crying at the end of automata.

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>>387097507
>he wants to hide in his tumblr hugbox

I don't know what you're talking about, anon

>>387097576
the only real gamer was Liam unfortunately

>>387097576
Don't worry, Anon. October's around the corner and Shitstorm with it. We'll get to see Mat & Pat promise us big and deliver small with another round of cheap horror unity games.

>>387097025
>machinima contract till 2025
what the fuck why?

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>>387097773

>>387096920
Who cares he isn't that funny or that good of a gamer nothing of value is lost

>>387097838
They signed that on the later end of machinimas peak

>>387097758
>real gamer
Watch liams streams, he is really no better then they are. He just practices things to an autistic degree to make up for a lack of talent(I don't think that's the right word.)

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The only way to break the curse is for Woolie to beat Daigo in a rematch.

>>387097773
Unity games/jogos are always hilarious, though

We had a preview of the Shitstorm earlier this year and it was great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ldh7mUMrBs

>>387097576
You should watch the Walking Dead videos they're doing instead. They're at their best when playing bad games and Matt is actually being pretty enjoyable for the most part unlike the L.A Noir videos.

>>387097736
I never understood their obsession with Bible black. It's pretty vanilla by hentai and vn standards

>>387097913
That's still nearly 20 years.

Why would ANYONE sign a contract to do anything for the next 1/3 of their entire lives? Probably way more consider what fat unhealthy fucks they all are.

What is the point of the Bible Black LP if you're going to act like a prude and avoid the risque choices?

It's not funny.

>>387098148
I dunno. Last year's Unity horror games didn't give them much to work with, and it all suffered for it despite their best efforys.

>>387097773
It's the cheap Unity games that are honestly some of the most fun, hour and half long Resident Evil videos are not

>>387098284
Matt.... He is not intelligent.

>>387098282
>It's pretty vanilla by hentai and vn standards

No it's not. There's a shitton of vanilla VNs. BB has weirder shit in it, like exhibitionism, rape and futanari

>>387097356
Broteam and the Chow Chop guys lucked out breaking away from Machinima. They've usually got an iron grip on channels until they die or the contract expires.

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I've been under a rock

who was kill?

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>>387098323
Can get the tumblr people mad because he comes on a unconscious girl

>>387096920
Woolie confuses me because he has appeared to live this long without knowing absolutely anything. Every time Pat says some basic-ass thing on the Podcast or in a game, Woolie has never heard of it before.

>>387098418
Let me know when you play euphoria kid, you obviously arent very informed. I'm not talking about run of the mill dating sims

>>387098323
>matt started a channel

Just kill me, when the fuck will we get a proper Pat solo LP? Streams don't count, doesn't he usually have someone there anyway?

>>387098323
He probably never liked it to begin with and pretended to as a "haha so crazy weird" joke.

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>>387097758
>Real gamer
>Let's Pat jack the best weapon and armor in the game the second it's available
>Mocks the fans for saying that upcoming battles were hard with Pat's shit-tier laughter
>During credits, say that the game was "alright" but "too easy"

I will never NOT be mad about Super Mario RPG Lot7S.

>>387098461
Liam's fucking gone because of 'stress' or some shit

Thank god all their walking simulators are ending soon.

>>387098281
>They're at their best when playing bad games

Seriously, this. The worst thing that could ever happen to TBFP is them doing a good, solid game. Hell, I'm going to say they're at their best not just when they're playing bad games, but when they're playing a bad game with a bad plot or terrible writing. A game with a mediocre plot and terrible gameplay just becomes Murdered Soul Suspect, and that was boring.

Nothing proves to me more that they are trend riders then when they talked about gaim when it was being memed to death, and never mentioned it as soon as the hype died 2 weeks later

>>387097758
>real gamer
>didnt even try out most of the new moves in super mario RPG
>was a tester but still cant manage to push all the buttons to see what they do
Fuck off.

>>387097681
Liam really hasn't taken the departure from Two Best Friends well.

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>>387098659
maybe he got raped

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>>387096920

It's still great to watch their old stuff. It's even better if they already did a playthrough for a game I just finished in my backlog.

>>387098548
Dude, most hentai VNs have some regular-ass sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation in it, often shoehorned into the story out of nowhere

Bible Black is definitely in the "weird" territory

>>387098625
>>Mocks the fans for saying that upcoming battles were hard with Pat's shit-tier laughter
>>During credits, say that the game was "alright" but "too easy"
Those were fucking jokes goddamn they were saying it because they knew they were being shits.
I don't like having to defend Liam but come on.

>>387098698
LA Noire and Cat Lady were good though, and both those LPs are great.

>>387097576
I'm still enjoying LA Noire

>>387098698
>>387098281
>They're at their best when playing bad games
>they're at their best not just when they're playing bad games, but when they're playing a bad game with a bad plot or terrible writing
Monkey's Paw gives you Omikron with a side of everyone involved getting physically mindfucked into being completely out of character by the power of David Cage.

>>387098792
You haven't played much vn or actively seek out vanilla then

Their channel is dying, their views are terrible they're starting shitty solo channels, and they only have themselves to blame for their shitty game choices.

>>387098793
Being shitty ironically is still being shitty.

>>387097576

Cat Lady is over. LA, according to the podcast was supposed to be done.

Woolie did make a twitter post implying further tales of Minecraft... which is disappointing, but that basically covers 'Woolie + Pat'. Walking Dead is 'Matt + Pat'. 'Matt + Woolie' stuff is probably going to roll in next.

Not a good outlook.

>>387098548
>Let me know when you play euphoria kid
were you in that thread too

>>387098790
I thought it was he unironically called Woolie a nigger during a verbal spat.

>>387099024
>Woolie is good at working with jokes, but not making them
>Matt is terribly insecure and can't make jokes, will blurt out whatever someone else has said and laugh super hard

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>>387097025
>2025

>>387099024
Pat also mentioned more Minecraft coming in one of his streams

>>387099041
No I wasn't, what was it?

>>387098997
It's sarcasm dude. Of course they know they used broken items, they baited you because you and other such fans are stupid and fall for it every time.

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>>387097270
>>Machinima is so fucked, SBFP is, I shit you not, their top-billed group

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>>387099024
>2 tell tale games
Jesus fuck

>>387098659
He was just being polite, he know a sinking ship when he saw one.

>>387097025
I can't even imagine what youtube will look like in 2025, will letsplays even still be the hot thing to do still?

>>387099212
Let's be honest here, The Walking Dead Season 3 has been great just because of how retarded it is.

>>387099258
But then he just hopped into an even smaller, more rickety ship by trying to become a solo streamer.

>>387099260
That's what's killing me. The landscape is going to change so much by then.

>>387099338
He always wanted a proper games industry job. Creating video games and the like. I think he's more aggresively seeking that now.

>>387099129
there was a euphoria thread and they showed webMs and all that shit and there were many disturbed (You)s.

>>387099258
He abandoned a ship with a slow irreparable leak to jump into the middle of the Pacific.

>>387098418
>exhibitionism, rape and futanari
>Not vanilla-tier fetishes
It's as vanilla as a foot fetish, buddy

>>387099065
whoa, source?

>>387099145
>They "baited you"
>By outright cheating in a game by looking up a guide when they didn't need to
Yeah, this wasn't Pat's already famous "It's okay when I cheat cause I know when it's 'too much'" shitty personality coming to head. They were just pretending to be retarded. Great to know.

>>387099296
>David going full madman in the recent episode

That moment where he broke the womans arm and shot her husband was great

>>387099338
Not the same thing. That rickety ship will merely sink, TBFP is going to explode and take everyone with it.

>>387099127

>Minecraft

Do people enjoy that?
Tapped out early when it was clear they weren't even going to acknowledge the game.

Matt and Woolie stuff is probably more like crymetime garbage.

Also why the fuck do people like Saltybet fistacuffs? most phoned in shit they do. Woolie took a poll on it and it had a 90% approval.

>>387099489
The past two episodes have just felt like classic Two Best Friends, it's weird. Terrible writing in a game built around writing just suits them.

>>387099430
It's not vanilla, but it has less degenerate then the more awful shit like eroguro, scat and all that garbage. Vanilla is more fluffy stuff

So wait, what's stopping them from just making a Patreon like everyone else?

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>>387099430
>wanting girls to have huge schlongs
>vanilla

Stop. You've been on 4chan too long

>>387099612
I believe their contract with Machinima

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What the fuck is with Matt and his excessively fake, loud laugh?

>>387099612

Machinima contract

>>387097025
What even happened to Machinima?
I stop watching them for a few years and now they seem to barely get a few thousand views on a video.

Did omikron kill the channel?
Their views per shit seem steady and fine pretty much up until omikron ended and it's been in a slow decline since.

>>387099260
By then two generations of newer waves of youtubers and shit will have passed them by.

>>387099538
I hate saltybet and I hate the fact that they didn't play Weaponlord, probably because they were being contrarian saying how it's the best

>>387099454
They're not your friends. They're not contractually obligated to do everything exactly how you want them to.

If you can't handle their sarcastic asshole style of humor frankly I don't see why you even watch them.

>>387099065
Liam was a limp dick little SJW fag, there is NO way

>>387099538
>Do people enjoy that?
I think it has to do with people wanting them to suffer trough bad games

>>387099708
What are you talking about you fartgas huffing gully-gull

Their big names splintered off for more lucrative gigs. Because machinima is supposedly like working for satan

>>387099776
Hey Pat. You're still a lazy fuck who plays anything outside your safe zone, and your body is going to give out by next year.

>>387099612
Machinima contract they're locked into till 2025.

>>387099785
SJW's are the biggest racists there are

>>387099621
You haven't been here long enough

>>387099538
>Woolie took a poll on it and it had a 90% approval.
Because their faggot fans are eager to approve of MUH EBIN FITEGAMES

>>387096920
That video they did on The Long Dark was eye opening, it was the unfunniest thing they've ever done. Pat acting like an intentional retard and Matt losing it with his awful laugh didn't even get me to crack a smile. Cat Lady stopped being watchable when Pat thought it was funny to stop making jokes and just imitate a shitty British accent for multiple videos in a row. The only thing that can save the channel and make me watch their videos again is if Matt and his awful nasally voice leaves. Or change the format.

Thank god I rediscovered Vinesauce when I did, I wouldn't have anything else to watch. Thank you Vinny.

>>387099538
Literally memes

>>387099698
>>387099725
How does that even work? How can Machinima stop them from collecting donations?

>>387099776
>I don't see why you even watch them.
I don't. After the Seven Stars LP, I unsubbed. Guess what, I'm not their friend either, and I'm not contractually obligated to put up with shitty personality traits on and entertainment channel. Road goes both ways, Woolie.

>>387099065
nigger, even pat called woolie a nigger back inthe day. Matt told them to stop and be more family friendly.

>>387099785
They're all shitlibs but aside from Liam they were smart enough to just not talk about politics while they talk over fucking video games, I can see it with how petty he gets when someone challenges his corporate shill contrarianism

>>387099785
The thing you need to understand about any person who is aggressively for something is that they often view themselves as "above" the very thing they preach. An example of this would be the Preacher who advocates sexual abstinence, but rationalizes to himself that he can fuck a 16 year old girl because he's already "helping so many others get on the right path." It's the same fucking logic fatties use to explain why they have a slice of pie after a jog.

>>387099538
I like the minecraft lp because i love woolie/pat podcasts. They're usually the funniest.

>>387096920
no anon, it's you.

you're fired.

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>Brawl will never come back
>They'll just keep playing boring fighting games until they run out of money

Is it just me or does it seems like the podcast just fucking took a spike downward in quality over the summer.

Is their Dark Souls series worth watching? I heard Pat says so much blatantly wrong shit that someone compiled a huge excel sheet chronicling it all.

>>387100006
Machinima can take them to court and win easily (i.e. sue them for far more than they can afford). They signed a working contract, they must deliver the work or pay restitution

>>387098548
Second time I've heard that title dropped today. Give me an example of some of the fucked up shit that happens in it>>387098556

>>387099785
Liam was also the blackest of the group. He literally says nigger in a few videos and podcasts.

>People still discuss Liam as if he was here
Well he's gone, you can stop being obsessive about him now

Liam, if you are out there I hope you kill yourself soon, you bitch.

>Matt finally changed the damn channel name
Took him long enough.

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>>387100052
>They're all shitlibs but aside from Liam they were smart enough to just not talk about politics while they talk over fucking video games

>mfw Liam and Woolie obsess over DEADSEC like it's the coolest fucking thing ever

>>387099976
>Pat acting like an intentional retard
Are you sure Pat wasn't just being a literal retard? He acts absurdly confident about things even when he has no idea what he's doing. I doubt a midget ginger who lived his entire life in the city knows a thing about survival techniques.

Though I do agree with you that Matt has finally become so grating that his very laugh makes you hate him. I can't stand that loud, fake, unfunny barking he does.

>>387100113
It's just you

this channel died after matt started saying simpson jokes

>>387100204
b-but he forgot the cookies

>>387099785
Liam said "nigger" on a podcast though. Don't remember the episode, but they were discussing the movie "Hateful 8". Conversation went approximately like
>Matt: So like, there's a certain word in this movie that uh, tends to get said quite a lot. And like, this word gets said so much, that the word sort of starts losing it's meaning. And this word-"
>Liam: "Matts too afraid to say nigger".

Liam was an odd mix. On one hand, he was the only one to criticize japanese games getting censored while the other ones were like "oh fan service eww bikini girls yucky remove that". He'd say nigger and nigga whenever he wanted, when some studio announced "Hey our new dev team is made up of 80% we're so diverse and inclusive" the other 3 would all cheer the dev on and Liam alone would say "Well I mean the game being good or not is all that really matters." Yet he fucking despised America and everything about the political right somehow.

>>387100118
This. BroTeam had a large fucking post about this that has been since deleted for fucking reasons beyond any grasp: https://www.reddit.com/r/InsideGaming/comments/2ds4g4/why_broteam_left_inside_gaming_and_an_interesting/?sort=new#bottom-comments

Short of it was that Machinima was competent once upon a time, then management changed, BroTeam could barely get their attention until he publicly posted an actual machinima contract on twitter. It was run by literal dudebros.

who /dontwatchtheirvideosbutlistenstothepodcastanyway/ here

>>387100113

There are a lot of cons during this time and handful of periods Pat was sick.

>>387100113
I think it's a combination of multiple con-casts, lacking one of the crew and having some uninteresting guests.

I still enjoy most of them though.

>>387099871
Luckily super mario RPG isn't outside anyones comfort zone with how easy it is then.

>>387100379
I do that when the playthroughs all suck, podcast is their best piece of content

>>387100006
Not them, and I don't know the BF's contract or machinma contracts, but normally, entertainment contracts will have a clause that says you can only gain money through "these certain avenues" if it's for the contractor. So if they start a bakesale donation, they would be fine, but if it's something like patreon where the donation is implied that it will further entertainment value, they could swoosh in on that.

>>387100117
Its ok no Matt at least makes it watchable

>>387100140
It's a convoluted VN where it's main appeal is the shock factor. Doesn't help that it's made by ClockUp either

>Matt and Woolie going solo
>Pat streaming RE5 with some fat literal who
The end is nigh senpaitachi

>>387100140
The funniest part in my opinion is when they hook up like 2 girls with plastic pipes ass to mouth to make a shit eating ouroboros. Can't remember if that was in 1 or 2

>>387100113
The Emoji Movie discussing was fun!

>>387100097
There's no energy to Fisticuffs, they ironically don't act like friends. It's just three people showcasing a game for 40-50 minutes, where the bullshit counterpicks? where's the insults? you have exceptions of course like when they play 3rd strike but 90% of the time it's just not fun to watch. They'll never make a fisticuffs video on the level of Anarchy Reigns, they'll never top it.

>>387100336
He's not American and the political right hates anime. Not hard to figure out.

>>387100117
That's autism, the Souls LPs are comfy

Go back

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/

>>387100117
Honestly the main reason Pat is constantly wrong is that he's overconfident. He never says "This does somewhere around x amount of damage" or "This is the only place to find this weapon so far as I know", he always commits to "This thing is exactly this way, period". He never allows for when he might be wrong and that keeps coming back at him like a boomerang made out of all the shit he's full of.

>>387100490
I'm new to the channel, and have only really seen their Yakuza 4 LP. Have people always hated Matt or is that a recent...i dunno, development? He doesn't seem too insufferable from what I've seen.

>>387100140
Think human centipede, but in a complete loop.

>>387100534
>2
meant 20

is pat gay

>>387100498
fuggins is funny...
i love paige though. shes great!

>>387100498
How Pat looks in those streams blows my mind. His fucking hair, he let himself totally go. He's done. No joke, he'll be the first to die.

>>387100650
He gets worse, I'd say somewhere around late 2014.

>>387100668
No, Matt is.

>>387100498
I just wanted him to carry Matt like the retard he is in RE5 but this "Fuggins" guy is completely awkward. He keeps talking about Sheva like he is her and the fucking chat keeps kissing his ass is the weirdest shit.

>>387100576
>The Emoji Movie discussing was fun!
So Pat enjoys trash movies and like to complain about them but godforbid he watches a new Alien movie.

What an enigma

>>387100336
Because he's Canadian, and a real Canadian unlike the other 3 that are those fake American Canadians you get from Ontario and BC.

>>387100172
>>387100336
apex kekles

Do you's happen to know which podcast? I stopped listening ages ago because I don't care about their weeks that go on for fucking hours.

>>387100704
so they're both gay

>>387100097
>there will never be a Brawl video as good as Anarchy Reigns or Mario Party ever again
Worst timeline

>>387100769
They're gay together.

>>387100650
A couple years ago was when i noticed him change. He used to act stupid cause that was his character but then the popularity got to his head and he wanted to be taken seriously. Hes the reason i stopped watching their videos

>>387100698
is it me or is he better in his solo content? seems less annoying..

I just don't get it, pat comment weekly now about his body falling apart, but will still eat a chocolate bunny the size of his torso.

Megaman episode was pretty funny but it raises a good question:

Whens the Super Best Friends Play Arkham Asylum LP?

>>387099736
David Cage won in the end

>>387100769
I've been saying that since 2012. Then they had to go and get girlfriends.

>>387100097
>excuse for not doing more brawls was they didn't like them with 4 people
>liam leaves
>still don't do them

lel

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>>387100668
Oh if only. Dat Paige tho.

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>Hey guys remember [Callback joke]?
>Simpsons_reference.png
>Attempts to finish your sentence by loudly saying the last word over you
>BWAHAHAHAHA
>[Another callback Joke]
>CEREAL
>Fuck science they ruined dinosaurs muh nostalgia
>"Look at that big buff biker dude wearing black leather and sunglasses! Holy shit it's me!"
>[More callback jokes]

Why couldn't it have been him? Liam was funny.

>>387099736
The dark magic of that game finally did them in.

What's upcoming? I'm done once Walking Dead and LA Noire is through. Only watch because I never intend to play some of these games and I like commentary over movies and have like Valve had in Portal and L4D.

>>387100113
The podcasts have always been shit. Who cares about what these fuckers have been doing on their week?

>>387100848
He's overconfident and lazy.

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>>387100336
Don't forget this classic
>Liam: How can he have enough black friends if their value is 3/5th of a person?
>Woolie: I taught you well, lemme give you a hug

>>387100498
I'm always disappointed when I see Pat is streaming and that guy is with him instead of Paige

>>387100924
>Fuck science they ruined dinosaurs muh nostalgia

That wasn't Matt, that was Woolie.

>>387100820
Ah, I could see how that gets on people's nerves. I was under the impression that Pat was the one people couldn't stand cause of shit like >>387100646

>>387100848
He doesn't believe what he's saying, it's just a joke to him, straight up.

>>387100859
sounds good to me, but im thinking itd be a matt + woolie so who knows...

>>387099296
It is?

I have avoided the whole LP because

The Megamall video was good. I don't think I can watch anything that isn't heavily edited anymore.

>>387100625
>Liam still not removed from the branding

>>387100848
If boogie can make it to his 40s, pat will be fine

>>387098429
Chow chop guys?
Nah senpai you're tripping

I liked Matt's solo lp of No More Heroes because he apparently worked on them. What a litetal retard he was for not asking for whatever shit he needed for the Wet testing then bitching about it because he got fired.

>>387101069
It's Season 2 levels of bad without the Kenny hate.

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>>387100919
how the fuck does pat get this

a big cock alone cant get a girl like this when you're a fat ginger manlet who is essentially a NEET with income

>>387100924
Matt looks Maddox with even more autism

These shitlords used to be good, at their best, they were the best let's players overall.

>>387101021
It's mostly overexaggerated bullshit, you know how things are around here. Rumors, gossip, whatever.

Woolie>>>Liam=Pat>Matt

>>387101235
Apparently he hit the jackpot. She digs shorter balder fat dudes. Also they met at a gas station, or when Pat was working at a gas station.

>>387101204
Season 3 is awful tho'. I mean, these guys are retarded and not trying anymore buy season 3 deserves the shit it gets.

>>387101184
But he did ask for it from what I watch. It's just no one gave a fuck

>>387100898
The real reason is because they're lazy bastards that don't want to do any editing

>>387101235
she said she likes short guys, and she likes him cause hes funny. i think theyre super cute together lol

>>387101184
Wasnt he responsible for toning down some of the violence?

>>387101328
I guess I wrote my post wrong, because that's what I was saying as well. The Walking Dead after Season 1 was just terrible, Season 3 being every bit as bad as Season 2, bu.

>>387101410
He was one of many QA testers I doubt he had any real power, but that sounds like him

>>387101021
Pat has weird idiosyncrasies but he also has a really self-effacing sense of humor and a realistic self-image outside of games, both of which Matt kind of lacks. Think about every time you see a stereotypical "badass" in a game they play wearing black and chains and whatnot, and Matt tries to compare them with his own teenage sense of fashion. Pat knows he isn't cool and plays that off as a joke, Matt is afraid he isn't cool and tries to act like he is. For this reason a lot of people find him annoying.

>>387101410
Fuck no, he is just tester fauder

>Woolie's reluctance to play early fightan games like Tekken 1
The fuck was that about?

You WILL play Tekken 1 Woolie. And it will be a scrublords.

>>387101057
I wouldn't even mind that desu or a Dead Space LP with Pat and Matt

Although Pat did spoil the fuck out of the Scarecrow moment for Woolie at an earlier point in time

IM JUST HERE TO SAY
JANEFAGS BTFO
JANEFAGS BTFO
KENNY IS A BRO
KENNY IS A GOD

>>387101235
Surprisingly having similar interests and personalities is just enough for some people.

How Pat's personality of all things attracted anyone, however, is way beyond me.

What's their single worst LP?

My money is on walking dead season two.

>>387101527
>You WILL play Tekken 1 Woolie. And it will be a scrublords.
Fuck that, when's Weaponlord so I can finally be free?

>>387101184
Yeah because clearly WET was a well-managed project with a notable interest in quality assurance, who would believe that they could fuck up?

>>387101458
Ah, ok then. I agree then. I think Javi's backstory could work as a main characters and his voice actor is decent. Too bad everything else is just plain shit.

>>387101582
Apparently hes really sweet when not on camera, you can kind of see it in some of the streams they have done together.

>>387101467
Okay, I'm getting a better picture. I'll have to check out a more recent LP to see what you guys are talking about.

>>387101616
Dangan Rompa or Nuzlock

>>387101527
>The fuck was that about?

From a gameplay standpoint they generally aren't any more interesting than newer iterations.
From a content perspective they don't have anything to talk about because they unloaded their knowledge on <enter game here> lore already and would just be repeating themselves.
>Remember the time Cody is the strongest street fighter!

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>I never played 7
>How come you said you didn't like 7?
>Cause I never played it
No wonder /v/ likes him

>>387101616
Probably The Fall.
Had no redeeming qualities.

>>387101772
7?

Does /v/ just like Woolie cause he's a black guy that doesn't scare them?

>>387101235
Aside from being attractive Paige is just as much of a dumpster fire of a human being as Pat.

What's next after Noire and Walking Dead?

>>387101848
megaman

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>>387101467
Remember that episode where Pat and Woolie actually address this about Matt in a video? They completely trash-talk him in what I think was a Minecraft Podcast where they muse on whether he's "locked in" wearing teenage fashion.

>>387101856
/v/ likes Woolie because he's just a cool guy, even though he's a wee bit retarded.

>>387101893
Allegedly Minecraft, pat mentioned it in a stream

>>387101856
I like him because he's like Uncle Ruckuss.

>>387101465
I remember on the Deus Ex: Human Revolution LP Matt mentioned how he QA tested it, made a suggestion about how a certain thing might've been shadowed or shaded, they came back to him and said "the devs don't like it when QA makes 'suggestions' just test for bugs and shut up"

>>387101616
Probably one with Liam. Dangangrandpa, Nuzlocke, Mario RPG, Devil's Third, Sword of the Berserk, Chasing Dead...
Bet you forgot some of these even existed.

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>>387101616
Nuzlocke and Her Story, the former because it's the only playthrough they've never completed and the latter because it's a Literally What.

>>387101835
The game itself was kind of charming though the "twist" was telegraphed too hard.

>>387101961
Time to jump ship

>>387097025
What the fuck.

>>387101856
We like him because he's white.

>>387101616
Dark Souls 3 or 1 is up there.

>3
>Pat ruthlessly grinds off stream and makes the point of watching a Souls LP null and void
>Matt is there
>Pat doesn't know any of the lore or the pseudo-fake lore he knows, so it's just him pulling conjecture out of his ass
>Getting hype for references that aren't actually references.
>Those points where he clearly read a guide and just "knew" to do things like the leeches

>1
>Both Pat and Woolie overall didn't want to do it
>Other than Tarkus, there wasn't a single interesting moment worth watching
>No other complaints, the thing was overall just very boring to watch.

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SBFP is fine. I've seen YT gamers doing worse.

They're lucky that they're living in the cheapest parts of Montreal and not getting broke in LA or NYC or some shit. Following the RLM route of doing work in the cheapest places works well for them.

The problem though is that they're doing the shittiest cons in the world and not bringing Pat for the ride. Other than Brennan and Bunnykake I couldn't stand their con "guests". Who the fuck is Boku Erection or whatever the fuck his name was?

>>387101856
Do black guys have to be scary?

>>387102007
chasing dead was pretty great
rest of your list is spot on though

>>387102023
They completed Nuzlocke on stream.

>>387102023
They finished Nuzlocke on stream. Unleashed is the only unfinished LP.

>>387102023
They finished Nuzlocke; the videos just aren't on youtube. You have to go to their site for some reason. The only game I know that they actually didn't finish is Xcom 2.

>>387101856
I fucking hate Woolie for being a stereotypical nigger and a libtard

>>387102023
They finished Nuzlocke, but they did so in a stream. There are two other playthroughs they actually didn't finish though, that being Metal Slug: The All of Them and Sonic Unleashed.

>>387102158
They didn't finish MGS4, did they? I was playing the game vicariously through them, but they dropped it like 2 hours in.

>>387102158
>The only game I know that they actually didn't finish is Xcom 2.

They actually finished that game with a failure cascade ending with a game over.

Pathetic end to a great game that really showed Pat's bad at video-games, but what we saw was comedy gold. Woolie the Race Traitor is comedy.

>>387101772
He's right though, Mega Man 7 is the worst one.

>>387101881
Spill the beans, boss

>>387101856
Wait what
Woolie is black?

>>387102246
Well, that was more of a watchthrough than a playthrough, as they were only watching the cutscenes.

>>387102285
She's extremely sickly and has a poor constitution.

>>387098869
>LA Noire
Woolie is painfully bad at the game to the point Pat has resorted to "hinting" very heavily to where to go and what to do with a guide, and both Pat and Matt saying "I think he's lying/telling the truth/you have a piece of evidence/that's the piece of evidence you want to use/you should doubt him" during interviews. Woolie is just utterly clueless and is only good at fighting games.
>Cat Lady
They talk over the dialogue in a story-based game, and the story itself is pretty boring too.

>>387102093

> not bringing Pat for the ride.
Blame Pat. He doesn't want to leave his place.

>Boku Erection
Boku no Eruption

>>387102017
hey at least it isn't game grumps or any of their spinoffs

>>387102285
She has severe medical issues, a lot of the same personality flaws and neuroses as Pat, once beat up a pregnant woman in a Hooters, etc. Just watch one of their streams if you want to see a slow psychological breakdown in stereo.

Justify why you get upset some idiots on the internet don't play games the "right" way.

>>387102285
She has Lupus and problems with several of her blood veins, if she bends her neck to sudden/at a bad angle she can cause bloodflow to her brain to stop

>>387102272
I know, I just meant that they didn't actually beat the game. Forgot about Metal Slug and Sonic Unleashed though, which probably says a lot about Sonic given how recent it was.

>>387102369
What was so confusing about the dialogue system, anyway? It seemed like a pretty basic "true"/"press statement"/"objection" thing.

>>387102443
Because it ultimately leads to them having a lesser experience, which leads to them shitslamming a game, which causes their fans to go out and respout their opinions, damaging the overall fanbase of the game. That's why.

>>387102441
The woman wasn't pregnant, she was trying to become pregnant

>>387102495
Nigga what? That sounds terrifying.

>>387102285
It's Lupus. They are made for each others. They will die young.

>>387102369
>Woolie is just utterly clueless and is only good at fighting games.

It's almost like he can't think, can't see and can't hear. He's like the Pinball Wizard only bad.

>>387100668
he's an unironic cuckold so probably a little

>>387102565
BEAT UP A PREGNANT WOMAN AT HOOTERS.

>>387101856
I don't mind him because he works well with Pat, but whenever he tries to be hardcore FGC man I laugh because he acts like he's hot shit while playing like ass

>>387102369
Woolie being bad is par for the course, I'm just having fun watching him bumble through racist 40s cop land and getting super butthurt while Pat and Matt laugh from the sidelines.

>>387101235
Watch a stream. You'll see why.

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>>387102359
>>387102441
>>387102495
>>387102583
Good God

>>387102369
He's bad at reading people. He's EXTREMELY bad at reading people.

That's why he likes the kind of stuff he does, with over the top emotions and bombastic action. He's bad at subtlety.

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But, why was there a fat twitching lady in the basement?

They're fucking guests are just so shit. Bunnyhop ousted himself as a run of the mill contrarian and the rest are literally who uninteresting fucks. The only good one were the sh2 va and brenan

>>387102738
I could've sworn Matt would be the same way.

>>387102549
>if you don't play a game knowing every single trick and optimal strategy the first time it makes you think the game is bad

Sounds like a shit game, to be honest sempai

>>387102717
I seem to recall that Pat stated that the only reason he is with her is to keep her diseased snatch away from everyone else during one of their streams.

>>387102841
>The gap between "not playing a game like a shit eater" and "playing the game giving it a fair chance" is psychically knowing all the answers.
Sure.

>>387102864
That's just how Pat talks, he's very aggressive with his insults.

>>387102804
According to the latest podcast it's a conclusion to the guy's previous game, downfall

>>387102832
I love how Brennan existing is evidence that Woolie is living in the Darkest Timeline. That man is everything Woolie wishes he could be and living proof that you can actually work hard and still have weeb hobbies.

>>387100379
I think I've finished a total of 3 LP's and the rest has been compilations. I don't have the attention span for most of the unfunny shit in between jokes.

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>You will never make good, funny LP's because you don't have any friends, you're not funny, and you're not particularly skilled at any video game

>>387102835
Matt's infantile but not bad at understanding people. He's self-absorbed and tries too hard to live like he's still 15, but when he's not busy thinking about himself or trying too hard to be funny he's perceptive about the people around him.

>>387102832
Nah, Bunny, Clemps, Plague, and Eyepatch Wolf are all good. Vinny from Vinesauce also would have probably been a good guest, had they not just talked about that one silly ass video Woolie made literally the whole damn podcast.

>>387102804
Tie in from one of the dev's other games.

>>387102635
what?

>>387102918
Yes it was clearly a joke.

>David Firth's name comes up in the cat lady credits.
Well, that explains a lot.

Nigger lovers itt

>>387102909
I'm just saying, anon, if OTHER people being bad at video games upsets you, maybe the problem is with you.

I just wish, they weren't so surface. They just gloss over everything that could actually mix up the podcast. Mecha, kamen rider, comic they just latched on to jojo because it's popular

>>387102093
>. Following the RLM route of doing work in the cheapest places works well for them
I thought you meant the OTHER RLM route. You know. Stealing all of RLM's jokes

>>387102832
I like Clemps and Plague, because they actually chime in on conversations and have something interesting to say.

>>387103127
>implying Woolie's black

>>387102208

You haven't met enough niggers if you think Woolie is a stereotypical one.

>>387103070
>Matt's infantile
Someone plz post the webm from when they watched Fatal Fury

>>387103143
No, other people being bad at video games brings me joy and jubilation. People being DSP-tier retards and then slamming a game when they have a large fanbase makes me upset.

>>387102971
I read that as Downcoming.
Time to rewatch the Silent Hill LPs

>>387103212
NO

>>387103182
Based black man!!

>>387102549
When has that ever happened? They've only ever shittalked obvious crap. They're more forgiving than most.

>>387102971
>>387103084
That's sort of disappointing, since all the bizarre horror stuff was what drew me into The Cat Lady.

>>387103070
>>387103212
Why is Matt locked in at 15? Is he one of those people that had a disappointing childhood and just refuses to move past that?

>>387103256
But it's hillarious

>Click on Saltybet 7 after a year of quitting their content out of curiosity to see if they've gotten any better
>They haven't
I know they have a loud of artists who will support them regardless but I honestly can't wait to see what happens if/when the youtube bubble pops

Where are people pulling that Machinima 2025 contract date from?

>>387103212
the what

>>387096920
hope so

>>387103157
I don't know why every reviewer frels the need to imitate the Plinkett voice in random contexts. It's a lazy joke, but at least it makes sense when reviewing something bad, but people break it out without rhyme or reason.

>>387103274
Are you kidding? Go watch their Halloween month long specials. Or especially any game that they go into with hate boners. They'll complain that the game is shitty and not giving them what they want when there's huge blinking messages telling them "Press this button to make things good now". You can even tell which video it is because there will be a comment that has 5000 thumbs up saying "Pat you're a retard, just push the button and things will be good now".

>>387103316
What are you talking about he's so cool, you better watch what you say he has connections with the Mafia. you might end up being buried under a lobster-tower

>>387103341
Matt.

>>387103341
Guru Larry and Bro Team.

>>387103341
Woolie mentioned it when everyone was asking about a pateon eons ago on twitter

>>387103230
What game did they shit on that made you butthurt?

>>387103350
Matt insisted on a webcam recording the group watching a movie.

He's wearing an animal onesie.

Every time something happens on-screen, he starts waving his hands or marching in his seat or gesticulating like a crazy person.

>>387103397
Can you give a single specific example?

>>387103278
It really went south after the psychiatrist, and that literal who that got mauled by the cats was nothing but wasted potential

>>387103341
Every time it gets brought up they add years to it, it used to be until 2020. I look forward to when they're free in 2070

Matt never explained why he hated Asura's Wrath even though he'l would hate on it every time it was brought up

Is Matt still reading garbage Tumblr tier comics?

>>387103070
>He's self-absorbed and tries too hard to live like he's still 15
That's because Matt has is an ABDL

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Post better LP groups to watch since 2BF will be dead soon

>>387098041
I'd still take autistic practice over literally nothing

>>387103428
WIPEOUT

>>387102094
If they try hard enough they won't be.

>>387103464
You can't mention that and NOT post the webm. It works even better without sound.

>>387103534
Yes, he might even be making them now.

>>387103464
>Every time something happens on-screen, he starts waving his hands or marching in his seat or gesticulating like a crazy person.
And Woolie takes another swig of booze

>>387103541
Let's drown out was to good for this world

>>387103328
why would you expect them to get better when their tagline for years has been.
Expect nothing.
Deliver less.

>>387103465
Yeah, go watch the Saw video from their halloween special, I believe the second one. There are multiple moments of Matt prepping Pat that this game is shitty, and then they fuck up some very elementary school tier puzzles early on.

Will you now apologize in this thread for being wrong, or are you going to just fade out and pretend you were never here like the rest of the pussies?

>>387103541
Funhaus is literally the only LP group worth watching. Stellar balance of gutter humor, references to world events, and intelligent discussion.

>>387103464
what

>>387096920
his hair looks like it's growing mold.

>>387103681
>>387103612
>>387103594

Forgot to mention when he's not pointing at something like a 3 year old at Disney World or flailing his arms around, he's just scratching himself or smacking his jowls.

>>387103464
>The video has been taken down
Fucking RIP, man.

>>387099528
explain

>>387103512
Isn't their thing that "It's like TTGL but too surface," like TTGL isn't itself incredibly surface?

>>387103652
Jesus anon, calm the fuck down.

I personally dislike that game but I understand exactly what you're talking about and acknowledge that it happens. I was hoping you had an example from something they spent more than a very short amount of time on, aside from maybe TWD S2 (which was garbage), but that's good enough.

>>387103654
>implying MDC isn't the most forward-thinking of respected content creators
They're the first in the world to complete a speedrun of RE7 in the politics category in only 300 hours while constantly challenging people to debate them on skype and destroying them with logic

>>387103815
Two Best Friends is going to die over the course of a week, someone's going to leave and they'll try to do a half-hearted "NuFriends" LP before deciding it's just not worth it.

>>387100586

same shit as mailbag anon, you make something regular it becomes stale.

>>387100983
3/5th jokes are old and tired and they trigger my historical autism because the point of the 3/5ths compromise was to count 3/5ths of a nigger in the census (without actually giving them the vote) so that Dixiefags could use their own slaves to give themselves more proportional representation in the House, which they then would use to keep them enslaved. Abolitionists wanted niggers to be counted as 0/5ths of a person so that the South couldn't inflate their congressional representation and the south would have wanted them to be counted as 5/5ths of a person..

>>387103652
That game is bad though.

>>387103620
Is this actually good? never knew he did LPs (but it makes sense)

>>387103825
Dude Gurren Lagann is so cool and original.
What's Getter Robo

>>387103790
........come again?

>>387100586
Anyone have that fisticuffs episode where Matt explodes at Pat?

Is SBFC 205 good? i noticed pat wasn't in it does plague make up for him or should i just skip it

>>387103847
>Jesus anon, calm the fuck down.
I'm pretty calm, but you were coming off as rather standoffish.

If you're looking for more stories though, there's not a lot off the top of my head that I can think about.

>>387103916
I haven't even played it, but I remember thinking "wait, that puzzle makes sense and there's prompts you're ignoring." Is the game bad? Maybe, but when you have a stranger pointing out that the game could possibly be good because you're fucking up so hard, you're fucking up.

>>387103974
It's good

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What's Liam's main source of income now, streaming? I know anxiety can be a bitch, but why would you quit your job to do something that's probably just as stressful?

>>387103974
Skip it, 206 onward are good.

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>>387101235
>how the fuck does pat get this
It's a timeshare. Too much jaw to be tied to just one man.

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Motherfucker...

>>387103931
http://superbestfriendsplay.com/video/best-friends-watch-fatal-fury-the-movie/

>>387104084
Matt is so uncomfortable about failure that he's willing to make LPs of them just watching things.

>>387101856
I don't like him for seeming like he has an actual mental disability that stops him from having opinions that he didn't come up with in high school and constantly unironically jacking off over "badass" anime characters

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It's just like, they just don't know how to play games anymore. They are too wrapped up in their popularity

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>Started watching SBFP during Deadly P. and Homecoming
>"holy shit"
>Shitstorm rolls around
>After a couple years channel finally goes downhill.

Feels awful man. Came during their golden age. I used to watch every video, now I find myself just skipping every other LP to wait for the one good one.

>>387098548
>let me know until you play a real VN that was specifically made to be fetishistic kiddo
>it proves that vanilla eroge games where the most dangerous thing is a blowjob or a threesome don't exist!

>>387104191
Or maybe pat is dying, woolie still can't read and mat is still mat

>>387104002
how are you this butthurt over a cheap Saw tie in game

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>>387104232

>mfw I came in during their Eternal Darkness LP

I was there during the Dawn, even before the Golden Age. To see them as they are now is disgusting.

>>387104259
When did I ever say they didn't exist. What I said is bible black is incredibly mild in terms of vn

>>387103391
It's almost like people who think references=humor aren't great comedians or something

>>387104316
Because there are more examples than just saw, and I was posting an example. Scroll up in the conversation, anon.

>>387104168
>having opinions that he didn't come up with in high school

What does that mean?

>>387104043
I think he just wanted to bail from SBFP and anxiety was a convenient excuse
Considering they're apparently locked into Machinima for the next 8 years, I can't say I blame him

>>387104476
moeshitter butthurt that his e-friend doesn't watch the same flavor of the month animes as him, ignore him.

>>387104476
He appears to suffer from arrested development.

>>387097507
Liam will be just fine. If you know how shit their lives are having to split shitty Youtube money 4 ways originally, you would know that them getting a minimum wage jump would yield the same result

Good thing Woolie is using his girlfriend for money and vanilla fat white girl sex.

>>387104476
It means someone who never got any new opinions about anything once they got out of high school and stuck with their old opinions. I actually have a friend who is like that. He married his high school sweetheart and has been working the same job literally since high school.

It's actually really depressing. His wife hates him and his "nerdy" friends, is a lard whale, and his job is fucking awful. He even got locked in with children. I want to end his suffering.

>>387103187
And hopefully I never will, but he's a niggerlibtard, a professional vitcim

All you guys are fucking losers.

>>387104565
I guess, but it just seems crazy to dump your source of income and then rely on something more unreliable, especially since he's still doing stuff like going to cons and whatnot. They all seem to be letting it go down while they slowly build up their own side things.

>>387104052
i was listening to the podcast long before she showed up, but as soon as dick saw them titties I knew Pat would soon be cucked