>loot cyclops >get two eyes

>loot elf
>get no ears

>kill bard
>lute loot

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>>387095290
>loot wolf
>get plate gauntlets

>>387095290
gotta keep a spare

>get Frostmourne
>loot Muradin

>loot OP
>get two faggots

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>loot container
>empty

>>387095290
Name me 6 RPGs, 4 MMOs, a dating sim, and 13 apps that do this

>>387095631
but thats wrong you fucking faggot, muradin was frozen

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>>387095290
>loot biclops
>get one eye

>>387095290
>loot thousand-eyed horror
>get 1001 eyes

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>>387095290
>loot loli
>get soup

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>>387095290
>loot a bandit
>find a diary stating his will to become a better man

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>shoot dog.
>it makes a horrible yelping cry when it dies.

>>387095718
What the fuck are you even talking about? Muradin gets killed by the Frostmoure's containment shattering, which impales him to death (or nearly killed if you are a WoWfag that loves slobbering up retcons). Regardless, you get the Frostmourne, Muradin dies but doesn't die, and then Arthas loots all his equipment.

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>>387095290
>kill 100 wolves
>only 2 had livers
>I need 3

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>>387095889
It's okay anon. It understands.

>>387095290
>me cyclops
>me lonely
>always lonely
>one day eating sheep me find girl cyclops
>she pretty
>we kill peasants together
>I give her shinies, she likes
>we have cyclops babies
>one day finding sheep to eat with family
>come home to cave
>dumb shiny men kill her and kids
>me kill them and cry lots
>me carry her eye everywhere so me don't forget
>more shiny men there
>me kill

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>>387096212

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>>387095290
>find a robot
>he has a dick

>>387096313
>find a village to rest in
>it has flesh toilets and your only friend is a fart-powered ceramic giraffe skeleton
???

>>387095290 the other eye is on the inside! (blood born reference)

>>387095290

>loot shota
>get a loli

>>387096482
hrhehehwjhjhjhjhjh

>>387095442
>loot elf
>get knife ears

>>387096482
lmao

>>387096482
lmoa

>>387096482
>>387096751

Jesus christ I need 5 minutes on this shithole to remember why I don't come here anymore.

>>387096115
I always assumed that you badly damaged whatever part you needed in the fight which is why it's never a 100% drop rate.

>>387095290
name ∞ (infinite) games that do this

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>>387097260
Monster Hunter does this. God damn Vespoids.

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>Loot wyvern
>Get dragon scale

>>387097260
I've heard that explanation too, but it doesn't sound that hard to choose what parts you damage with a sword. Also only 1% of wolves having livers/claws/paws/fur sounds funny.

Are the characters in Made in Abyss

Bag Raiders

bazoopers

NANACHI DIES

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>kill enemy normally
>drops meat
>kill enemy with fire
>drops cooked meat

>>387095665
>check anyways

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>>387095290
>loot deer
>only find one leg

>>387097562
Xenogears is good things.

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>>387095665
>Loot it again
>"Go away."

>>387096482
Hahaha good one

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>knock down a deer
>loot its liver
>it wakes up and skips away like nothing ever happened

>>387097515
For now

>>387097453
It's more like only 1% have undamaged parts. Canine livers are right below the lungs so hitting the main body with a sword is an easy way to damage it. Go for the head I suppose.

>>387095718
WoW doesn't exist.

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>loot flame elemental
>get wood logs

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>>387097627
>accidentally put one of your own items inside

>>387097915
>cut off the tail
>don't get the tail
Where the fuck did it go, I'm fucking staring at it right here????

>>387098229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP4oCOAnz-Y
>this is like- the motherlode

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>Use steal
>Loots the monster's skin

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>>387098849
>Use steal
>You got a locket with a photo of the boy's deceased father inside
>The boy begins frantically looking for it

>>387097627
>check again

>>387097989
Player level in comparison to the mob's level increasing drop chance sounds like a legit idea then, as a stronger adventurer can probably dispose of a monster more cleanly.

>>387098849
>use steal on rabbit
>You stole a chunk of rabbit meat from the rabbit

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>>387099061
What is the container? A fridge?

>>387099106
Well that explains luck stats. If only Skill or Dexterity stats helped with loot drops.

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>>387099470

>>387099059
>give it back to them
>They thank you and offer to pay you
>can't decline

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>>387098417

>>387095889
And now I'm reminded again that I have to put down my dog in two days.

>>387099650
You plan that shit ahead of time? That's premeditated murder.

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>>387099650
Your dog is a good dog. Hug 'em if you can.

>>387098417
To be honest that would have been an amazing idea to give people a huge amount of stuff in this deadly pit and get them stuck in there.

Thought he was going to get overencumbered.

>>387099878
>that last hug before you put the dog down

Damnit now I'm crying.

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>>387099650
>>387100000

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>>387100000
Dogs live shorter lives than humans. You knew what you were signing up for. Appreciate them when they're with you, and don't try to avoid the pain when they're gone. It's important to feel those feelings. You owe them that much.

>>387100000
It's okay anon, your dog will always be your friend.

>>387099650
Give doggo bacon. Cuddle the shit out of him.

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>kill spider
>death animation is curling its legs

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>>387099470

>>387096482
Loam

>>387100000
Quints of Doggo Based Sadness

>>387100546
easily the worst thing about spiders, equal only to everything else about spiders

>>387099854
Gonna take her to the vet on Tuesday. She's going blind and the pressure building up inside her eyes is causing her a lot of pain, and it's only going to get worse. Pretty much the only way to prevent it would be to remove both her eyes, and I sure as hell can't afford that kind of surgery.

She's lived a long and happy life, at least. Even now that she's in a ton of pain all the time she's still relatively upbeat.

>>387100509
I gave her lots of roast beef last night.

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>Quest: Collect 37 Goblin Ears
>Go and kill a bunch of goblins
>none of them drop ears
>eventually find a unique mutant goblin with 37 ears

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I'm going to marry Riko!

>>387100793
Animal healthcare is kinda fucked up in that regard. You are a good owner anon.

Having to put down a friend because you can't afford their life is sobering. I resolved myself to never feel that powerless ever again .

>>387096935
And nothing of value was lost.

>pickpocket enemy's heart
>they drop down dead

>>387102420

>do this to briarhearts in skyrim
>it actually works

One of the few times the game managed to impress me.

>>387101290
> I resolved myself to never feel that powerless ever again .
Batman?

>>387096482
Ebin! Upvoted!

>>387102768
If he were broke at the worst time possible, ye.

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>>387100789
>>387100546
>See black ball on the carpet
>Figure it's a ball of dust or lint and pick it up to put it in the bin
>The spider unfurls
Such is life in Australia.

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>>387096482
kosm

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>>387100789

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>loots an enemy that never runs out of ammo/arrows
>get 3 bullets/arrows

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>STALKER
>Every enemy drops their gun and ammo for it
>None of them ever drop their armour