>Shoot red barrel
>It explodes
>Don't shoot red barrel
>It doesn't explode
>shoot green barrel
>it implies
>have to turn a valve
>it's red
>shoot blue barrel
>freezes the area
>>387078891
>Don't shoot red barrel
>Pick it up
>Throw it at enemy
>It explodes
>>387078817
>Shoot red barrel
>It explores
>Barrels dont break or explode
>Play deadly Premonition
>The gray barrels explode
>The gun is way more useless than the melee weapons
>Turning your siren on when driving bumps your speed up from 50 mph to a whopping 55 mph
>You get paid for changing your clothes and shaving
>Coffee costs 35 dollars
>shoot vietnam barrel
>pistol becomes silenced
>party member becomes villain in sequel
>it's a "villain can heal doors" episodic sequel
>NPC dog opens door
>"woof! get on mic, anon"
>ice barrel music starts playing
>console language sets to french
>explose baril
Shoot FIVE (shoot) games that do this
>some red barrels explode and some don't and it's completely arbitrary
>>387079401
are you ok?
>barrels only explode if you shoot them
>literally use them as a shield against enemies
>>387079401
>woof! Get on mic anon
>>387079401
Anon is there something you're not telling us?
>>387078817
>see waterfall
>nothing behind it
>>387079401
I shouldn't have laughed at this as hard as I did.
>>387079630
tfw no evil gf to sound my pee hole
>>387079401
Wow, someone wrote a /v/ shitposting bot? Impressive.
>shoot green barrel
>it corrodes
>>387079552
>>387079696
Everyday the same old threads.
>get hit by enemy
>gravitate towards the nearest pit
>>387079080
fucking half life 2
why do the barrels explode when tossed at an enemy anyway
>>387080250
The friction makes a spark as the barrel is deformed and torn which in turn ignites its contents.
>>387079967
>have to get a cystoscopy. Burns like hell to take a piss and dick just hurts in general for a few days
>realize that some people out there actually enjoy this kind of shit
Seriously not fucking fun at all. How anyone could get sexual pleasure out of that is beyond me.
>>387079401
What have my sides done to deserve such punishment?
REMINDER THAT OVERWATCH STOLE "Generic brown barrel that breaks when you shoot it and has no effect on gameplay whatsoever" FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2
>>387080250
because it was fun
>>387078817
>Shoot green barrel
>poisonous gas fills the air