>games that make you feel like this

Life is Strange.

You can't make a hero out of villains and you can't make a video game out of an interactive movie.

WhAiT Aye Secs ThAt kARHARD!

Mass Effect 3

Kill jester

>>387069315
But she's our friend..

>>387068985
>game advertised as giving you moral freedom
>game doesn't allow you to kill important NPCs
thanks todd

CS:GO

>>387068985
Saw his streams of overwatch? There worth a watch

>>387070237
Link?

>>387069160
This, actually.

Making heroes out of lesbians (and teens at that) with fucking horrible attitudes and a romance plot you're supposed to be invested in but... shit who wants to idolize or admire lesbian grossness?

Also not even a game there. Just fucking cringe and disgusting

>>387070287 www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnY27BPK1bI

This is his most recent

"competitive" overwatch

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>>387068985
Mass Effect 2.
Though it got so bad here and there that it's more of pic related. Didn't bother playing 3.

Kingdomhearts

>>387071671
Underrated post. The gameplay and story.

The base campaign for Dawn of War II.

>>387070237
I started watching his shit ages ago when he was doing Bloodborne and The Witness. Then he started the constant Overwatch. Can't believe he is like lvl 600.

>>387068985
Horizon Zero Dawn

>>387068985
>all thewaifu harem games

playing these things is a cry for help

Iggy's Wrecking Balls

>>387068985
Final fantasy and kingdom hearts

>>387068985
professor layton

Borderlands

>>387068985
Bioshock Infinite, except when I replayed it the second time, I realized I wasn't wrong and missed some crucial plot pieces, it was just that much of a clusterfuck of a story.

>>387069160
Call it a mural painting if you want, I still enjoyed it

2d Sonic games

I just don't get it.
You move way too fast to do any platforming.
When you do move fast you always eventually hit an enemy or just faceplant a wall. 300mph to 0 constantly.
I want to like it because the art style and music is always great, but the gameplay just kills it for me.

>>387073196
You're supposed to memorise the level. Speed is a reward.

>>387068985
Dead island such a labor to complete it.

>>387073582

I don't know, man.
That just seems like poor design choice.
When they design a game to be speedran and rely heavily on memorization, you completely alienate the vast majority of player.

>>387073814
>you completely alienate the vast majority of player
Good. Casuals deserve to get fucked.

>>387073814
Yeah it seems retarded

lisa the joyful ending

>>387073914

>Good. Non-autists deserve to get fucked

FTFY.

>>387071985
playing ANY anime game is a cry for help, steam is like a 4/10 platform now for selling out and having literal hentai doujin VNs on their store now

>>387074023
Sonic's got enough autists covering it's back either way, appealing to casuals and the CoD crowd is only going to scare the older fans away so it's not worth the risk. Just look at DmC and Dead Rising 4.

>>387074223

I scoped out the store to confirm this because it seemed like bullshit.

But, it's totally true. Steam needs quality control.

>>387074223
Dumb normalfag, we're here to stay. Buy one of the Disgaea games to ease that into your mind, they're pretty fun.

>>387068985
overwatch

What I dun get is how there are people out there who game without drinking Barry's Red Cola. A great companion on any adventure!

>>387074223

What do you mean by "anime game"?

Is it just the art style or are you talking about VN stuff specifically?

>>387069390
Well worth it m8, well worth it.

Kane and Lynch 2, in a good way.

That's one fucked up game, as bad as it is gonna give props to IO and Square for going all the way with the concept.
Always replay it at least once every summer during a shitty hot sweaty evening.

>>387074791
I think he means anime tie-in games. The nip equivalent of movie games.

>>387068985
What a stupid fucking video. A kilogram of pure steel will always be heavier than a kilogram of pure feathers.

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>>387068985
you gain brouzouf

>>387077068
They're both a kilogram...

>>387077068
Limmy pls go

>>387068985
I want to fuck Limmy.

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>>387068985

> Play Alpha Protocol on the PC
> Cleared out Rome and Moscow already, and now finishing the final mission in Taipei
> Accidentally tap the Tab key while switching through weapons
> A detailed map and objective screen that I never knew existed suddenly pops up
> Nearly 90% done with the game at that point
> Never read about this feature, never brought up during the tutorial, and never even needed it to finish earlier missions

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Zero Time Dilemma
That and some of the best laughter I've had at a game.

What games let's me go east?

Fallout 4

>>387074223
>platform

>>387074586
I want to hide in the goblet.

Dark Souls 2

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Guild wars 2

>>387073196
Exactly my experience. I never played it as a kid, so I don't know when it's safe to go fast. The second level has you hopping on platforms over lava. That's where I quit.

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>>387071119
>console version

>>387068985

SOMA

what
the
hell...

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>>387069160
This. No game fills me with more disgust.

>>387069160
It’s actually a pretty good game. This shithole hates it because they get triggered over girls being protagonists or because there is no “bing boom wahoo” style gameplay designed for 2 year olds.

>>387068985
long range shooting in pubg

>>387078838
It's not. I would entertain the idea that it's good if the story were good, though it still wouldn't excuse the bad gameplay, it would just make it tolerable, but the story is shit as well as the gameplay.

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Greetings, welcome back to Adventure Call. My name is Falconhoof and I will be your guide on your quest. How do you wish to proceed?

>>387079153
Open sarcophagus.

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>>387079631

Traveller...

How did you know there was a sarcophagus?

>>387080014
Because you just told me, Falconboy.

>>387079153
JOMP D' CHASM

>>387078489
Overwatch is casual kids shit anyway, it basically doesn't even matter if you play it on console

>>387078838
Wrong.

The problem is there IS no gameplay and it's insulting, pandering Tumblr garbage.

>>387080683
Game over, you are dead.

>>387068985
ah don gedit

>>387073814
>>387073196
sonic was my first game growing up and the series will always be dear to my heart

BUT THIS, SO MUCH

recently tried sonic rush on the DS and had exactly the same problems

>>387079153
drink Barry's Red Cola

>>387079153
Get troll.

>>387082337
NO YOU DEAD
MATE YOU DEAD

>>387077931
but an item worth 4 steel is heavier than 4 steel

Border Lands 1 and 2
The Witcher

>>387073806
This. Such a chore of a game.

>>387069160
Just gonna leave this here.
https://youtu.be/XZh7JFi7Bew

Dark souls 3, just such an underwhelming experience. I couldn't believe it was from the same creators.

>>387068985
WRONG WAY
DOWN A ONE-WAY STREEEET

>>387068985
emily is away and its sequel

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>>387080419

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>>387084771

>>387068985
Metroid Prime 1

Not bait. Something about the FOV makes me physically ill and near unplayable without feeling to throwup 30 mins in. Still beat it.

Crafting end-game weapons in Cross Edge.

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>>387084771
I didn't know this existed.

>>387068985
>Life is Strange
Yep. Made that same face after the endings of chapters 1 and 2.
You'd expect a cliffhanger ending on each just like in a Telltale fashion, but it always was fucking nothing.

>>387087517
Shit, meant to quote >>387069160

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_Y1N-ut1GE

>>387085335
That's beautiful

>>38708533
Yer father would be proud

>>387069160
This. I don't care if you say you like it. You know it's not a good "game". You'd like it if it was a tv show or a film, but it's just not a good video game with gameplay that honestly doesn't ad much. Life is Strange is only liked by contrarians who want to rebel against the /v/ hivemind, which is retarded in itself.

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Chrono Cross.
Im almost at disk 2 and i still gave not idea of whats going on. The more i progress the more confusing the plot gets

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Sonic 06

>>387074223
Most of the "anime games" and "VNs" you see on steam are indie games made by American/Canadian dev teams.

There's only a small number of legitimate JRPGs on steam and even less actual VNs made by real companies.

>>387073814
Why do you think the ring system lets you take so many hits? So you learn from mistakes without constantly dying.

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>Can get logic puzzles pretty easy
>Never able to get twist of the tongue type puzzles
>8 year old cousin can do it
>What has 4 legs then 2 legs and then 3 legs?
>"well obviously kangaroos"
>no its man as he ages lololol
The fuck is this bullshit retarded ass vague vomit that can apply to a multitude of things, who the fuck counts a cane as a leg?! Why the fuck does a cane count as a leg its not even a limb!

>>387089128
>well obviously kangaroos
explain.

>>387076319
Fuck yeah. I love that games style and presentation of Kane and Lynch.

>>387089324
They can crawl on four limbs, jump around on two, and balance on their legs with their tail on the ground for three

>>387089781
>When a kangaroo tries to walk or move slowly, tail acts as a fifth leg. Balancing with the help of tail, it moves forward slowly with its smaller forelegs. They cannot walk on all the four legs because except while swimming, kangaroos cannot move their hind legs independently of each other.
http://attemptnwin.com/answers/can-kangaroos-walk/

>>387068985
Diablo 2. Nothing makes any fucking sense, all the rules are incredibly inconsistent and mysterious until you actually go into the game files and see what they have done.

>smite completely ignores the hit formula since Blizzard coded it wrong, and they never bothered fixing it so it is now a feature
>bash gives damage, but it only gives LEECH damage, the only ability in the game that does so (leech damage only leeches, it does no actual damage)
>raise skeleton starts gaining hidden base damage after a certain point
>dragon talon can knockback anything, even uber bosses
>blade skills do half damage if you use two-handers; the skill never says this and the lying character screen doesn't know either
>next hit delay all over the place, no way to really know how bad it is unless you look up the game tables
>venom overrides all sources of poison duration, except for other skills with poison duration
>valkyries, shadow masters and shadow warriors all get equipment at specific levels, which is never mentioned anywhere

>>387087481
You've got a long journey ahead of you, my friend.

>>387070481
you wanna know how i know you didn't play the game?

>>387082201
whats tumblr about it?

>>387072058
>saucy
turn my name off bud

>>387077298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECEz3a4GErE

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>>387088239
thanks for telling me how I feel about the game

i wish i could read minds like you

Saints Row 2