>THIS isn't attractive enough according to /v/

what games are you playing now /v/?

Because it isn't.

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>>387065321
This is

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>>387065321
Is that a man in drag?

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>>387065321
Remember to type sage in options when you post to not give the thread a bump.

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>according to /v/
>according to unironic black dong lovers
>according to closet homosexuals who think that liking traps isn't gay
What did you expect?

>>387065420
I fucked up and started too many games at once. I'm in the middle of
>Alan Wake
>Horizon
>Kingdom Hearts
>Until Dawn
>The Last of Us
I got a PS4 and overwhelmed myself.

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>>387065321
So in the end, was there anything other than graphics worth talking about in this game? Every time someone would post the webms of the cinematic's I would just kek so god damn hard.

>>387065321
Aloy is too sticc for me. I'm not a thiccfag but I like a bit of meat on a girl.

>>387065748
I kinda like the combat. It's a good starting point, but they could stand to build more on it.

>>387065321
the face is bad

Too masculine.

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Daily Reminder Horizon Will Take GOTY

>>387065321
She's got NO ASS

>take female face and modify it so it looks 50% masculine
Why

>>387065321
99% of /v/ are virgins, Aloy has a nice body would fuck her crazy, girls with dreadlocks are the craziest bitches in bed.

>>387065321
>dreads
>man jaw
>flat chest

might as well just fuck a dude

>>387066205
It really won't. The reviewers have to save face by giving BOTW game of the year even though the honeymoon period is over.

>>387065321
I'm a man of tastes. You think some generic human woman is going to tickle my loins? There are thousands of bimbos like her on Pornhub.

>>387065562

I'm already tired of that fagboy getup. If you want to fuck link, at least have the balls to sexualize him in his normal clothes.

>>387066205
Still at it Horizon-kun?

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>>387066653
This

>>387065321
Not a fan of a white woman with a rather masculine body, almost no tits, and sporting dreadlocks like most africans do. Its ugly.

>>387065321
>Ugly face
>bad hair style
>man's body
its attractive only to you, faggot

>>387066513
>>387066831
We got it the first time around, no point repeating yourself and not ticking the posters counter with your samefaggotry.

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>>387066205
I don't think either of them deserve it. It'd probably go to some random indie game like Yooka Laylee or some shit

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There are good irl who are cuter than her

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They really failed at making the "stronk female warrior" attractive. Here's a good example of doing the same concept but right.

>>387066831
If it has a hole, there's a goal.

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>>387066986
its not anyone's fault but your own that multiple people would agree you got shit taste faggot

>>387065321
Dem hips doe
Not exactly her face I'm interested in

>>387065321
downloading this, what am I in for?

>>387067168
Edgy tattoos and military gear don't make somebody strong or attractive, it's fedora tier.

>>387067241
probably the best game released this year, not even memeing

>>387067241
generic open world game with a touch more polish than usual

>>387065321
No tits ass or face.

>>387066831
>man's body
u wot?
I think you misunderstand some things about waist to hip ratio

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She looks infinitely better than OP's pic.

>>387065321
I just finished her game, what did I think of it?

>>387065584
Maria>>>>>>>>>>>>gook whore

Are you gay? She looks like a man.

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>>387067168
not even close

>>387065321
Enchantment?

>>387067461
>>387067168
>Generic anime girls #3814891641 with an edgy aesthetic
You have the worst taste imaginable.

>>387067241
Surprisingly good, quite long if you do everything, play on very hard. The first couple hours they keep you in a baby tutorial area, then they let you go do whatever you want however you want.

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>>387065321
When this shit goes over her head, maybe she will be.

>>387067304
thats good to hear, I haven't really had a chance to use my PS4 yet

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>>387065321

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>>387067740
It's called not being gay. You should try it sometime.

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>>387067727

>>387067928
jesus chrst

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>>387067882
No anon, what you like is literally pleb tier. The same shit that Shadman's fanbase is into, it's Hot Topic levels of garbage. Orientation doesn't come into play here in the slightest, you get your jollies off to Suicide Girls levels of quality. The world would be better off if you were castrated for the way you misuse your own dick.

>week 17
>it's still selling like hotcakes
>"b-b-but /v/ told me it would fail?"
The butthurt over this game here is delicious.

>>387067882
>It's called not being gay

Hahaha holy shit

>>387065321
Flick forehead

>>387067869
Nailed it. /thread

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>>387068063
That's a rather strong reaction to picturs of cute girls. Sounds to me you're just in denial about the things you know you like.

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>>387067928
>This is a 10/10 in the """"Sacred Land"""""

>>387067928
Looks like a typical annoying kid

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>that movement while riding on horseback
The game has excellent details like this.

>>387065321

She has a masculine face. It was the first thing I thought before even noticing the threads here. I also borrowed the game from a friend and got incredibly bored after 12 or so hours in.

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>>387067928
HEY MISTER DO YOU HAVE ANY GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?

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>>387065321
This is one of the few occasions where /v/ is actually right.

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Is this a neogaf thread? Is this a girl fetishist thread?

>>387068257
we had this 17 years ago on a n64 game

zzz

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>>387068230
What I like doesn't exist. But it still doesn't change anything anon, those anime girls of yours are pure shite.

>>387068257
>trying to interject positive comments about a game in a thread where 4chan hackers argue with each over whether the main character is sufficiently attractive enough for them to bless her with their dick

just get out now dude

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>>387068404
Now we wait for him to arrive

>>387068415

>girl fetishist

I love that.

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>>387068516
Anon, if what you like doesn't exist then maybe you need to reconsider... >.>

>>387068257
>get ravager cannon
>mount broadhead
I am become Death

>>387065734
Liking traps is gay. Really fucking gay.

>>387065321

She needs more thicc before she can ascend to waifu status.

>>387068415
>Censorship to the rescue
This was said unironically. Jesus Christ.

>>387067928
How can a baby be so JUSTed

>>387068636
>>387068415
>girl fetishist
This is ironic, right? I refuse to believe these people are so out of touch with reality.

>>387065743
all of those are crap

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>>387068832
>this thing is so gay I have to say it twice to get my point over
all you had to do was say "traps are gay" add a reaction pic and move on. not that hard

>>387067882
>It's called not being gay
spotted the closet fag

I don't like dreadlocks

>>387065321
It's decent but the game is shit.

>>387069007
Haven't you heard? Straight people don't exist.

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>>387065321
Stop listening to hatefags that will tell you the sky is brown if it gives them an excuse to call a vidya shit.

>>387069318
>trap sex
>hot

Cold trap sex a best, you tasteless pleb

>>387065321
Sorry we only like little girls

>>387069298
But by saying this dumb girl fetish shit, you are literally going against your own Human biology

>>387069318
sauce

>>387065748
I personally liked the sound track, it's subjective from person to person but I really enjoyed it.

>>387068250
Where the fuck do you live? Mordor?

>>387065743
I have so many games started its not even funny

Why does every female character in video games have to be attractive? Go watch porn if that's all you want.

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>>387065321
ftfy

>>387071369

Aaaaand what exactly you want to conwey with this picture?

Apart from the fact that you are not a brightest example of anon

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>caring what neo/v/ thinks
>caring what old/v/ thinks

Faggots. Jerk off to whatever you're going to jerk off to. Other people's tastes don't matter.

>>387071060
How do you handle it?

>>387068692
kill yourself

She would be a lot cuter if she had a different hairstyle.

>>387071775
what the fuck makes you think you can reply to me, go drink some bleach

>>387071915
That "cant commit to a mohawk" look has been a thing since Vikings gained popularity. it's on its way out, luckily.

>>387065321
She looks like the kid from bully, crossdressing in native clothing.

>>387072096
>Average_Toddler.jpg

>>387071017
Real life
You should try it, it only takes going outdoors

Sony negroes are STILL that upset

>>387071875
Maybe you should kill yourself. You admitted your type doesn't exist. Maybe you can find your type once your dead though. Please, consider suicide. :)

>>387067928
>Mom said it's my turn to play

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>>387072443
Christ, she's so ugly. Why can't westerners make attractive female characters?

Aloy is not pretty. Several of the Carja females are pretty, but only the generic ones. The one you help in Sunfall is an ugly negress.

Even the male characters are ugly like the Hammer guy. Its like everybody who has importance in the story has to be ugly.

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I find these threads highly amusing considering most of the faggots on this website are unattractive themselves.

>>387072731
Why do they have to make them look attractive?
Who gave a shit that Mario is unattractive?

>>387066205
>nobody talks about HZD because it was that mediocre
Topkek

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>>387072956

>>387072956
>Mario
>female
lol. Princess Peach is attractive you faggot.

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>>387072956
>Mario
>Unattractive

>>387072731
>calls her ugly
>posts an alien faced crap
woow
so this is the power of weebs?

of course not. /v/ is so desensitized that their cocks only react to hypersexualized sluts.

>Horizon fags still trying to shill their abortion
If I wanted to play a Ubisoft open world game with an ugly protag I'd just play AssCreed

>>387067928
>bbehhhhhh
what did it mean by this?

>>387068230
he's gay anon don't waste your time

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>>387073405
>alien faced crap
Are you neogaf? Sorry to have to tell you this but that's what an attractive female in real life looks like. Get out more plz

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>Play my gay bow and arrow game because Sony is pushing this instead of one of their good games.

>>387073168
He didn't say anything related to tumblr or SJWs at all. You are just a sensitive faggot.

>>387066205
It's not that great. Horizon could have had several improvements, not to forget that Aloy could have been literally anyone.

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>>387067534
Don't talk shit about my wife.

Faggot.

>>387071369
manbody

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>>387065321
woops

>>387073472

But will you be able to find a time between all these weaabbo JRPGs you are playing? It could be tough, anon. You know these cartoon lolis will not play themselves

>>387065321
Disgusting. *vomits*
also those graphics are worse than crysis (2007)...

>>387065321
SHE HAS NO ASS
SHE HAS NO TITS
AND THIS BOY HAS NO FUCKING HIPS

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>>387065321
THIS is how you do an endearing pictish outcast, fuck out of here with your milquetoast muh empowerment fantasy sci-fi trash

>>387065321
They intentionally made her average looking. Also her character is completely asexual, at least 10 or so hours into the game.

>>387073773
are you 15 year old with yellow fever? have you even been in asia? why are you downloading random images of models? don't you have wife? are you gay or something?

>>387073773
>that's what an attractive female in real life looks like
>attractive
>this plastic abomination

Does every woman you encounter so far required to be inflated first?

>>387074072
and your point is?

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>>387074171
They actually wanted to make Senua a character, instead of a power fantasy for angry land whales.
It's funny, considering all the people complaining and screaming about "Male power fantasy" demand every single female character be open for self insertion.

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>all the best scientists of the world were a middle-aged roastie, a mystery meat numale, a nigger, a german cuck, a gook and a fucking shitskin sandnigger female
>both the villains were white men
LMFAO good game sonybros

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>>387074438
>plastic
In other words you admit you find it attractive but you're comparing them with barbie dolls because you feel they're out of your league and don't want to admit it.

>>387065321
People who are addicted to to video games are usually addicted to porn as well which has led to the denizens of /v/ developing unrealistic standards.

I see a lotof people taking about this "alloy" character and how she doesn't look like a model, did you guys ever stop to think that maybe that was the point? I mean, they ain't exactly living in a society where beauty parlors are around the corner. If anything "buzzwords" ahead it was good game design to cast her like that do you honestly expect a person who is more worried about survival to be concerned about their hair, nails or makeup? If you do think so, I implore to step outside, go into your nearest forest and camp for three days. I promise looks will be the least important thing on your mind

inb4 nice blog fag, present an actual counterpoint instead of throwing insults

I just want to know why developers are pushing characters with dreadlocks so hard, especially for tribal settings. Don't they know how much time, effort and hair product it takes to achieve dreads? Why, just why?

>>387075565
I'm not ashamed with admitting what I like. I like what I like. I like vidya games and cute girls who make annoyingly high pitched sounds with their face holes. Why would I want to less attractive girls in my vidya games? Reality check anon, girls aren't going to find you attractive because you have "realistic" expectations. Remember, you ARE still a virgin.

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>>387065321
No SFM smut of her so no.
Explain that atheists.

>>387066205
mario odyssey will get it

>>387076121
It's because they want to niggerize as much of the white populace as possible.

>>387073773
Yeah with 5kg of makeup
Gotta love this sports girl who looks like her only workout routine is not fucking eating

>>387073168
Back to kindergarten faggot. Answer the question.
>>387073216
>Princess Peach
>Attractive
Go fap to your heavily dressed cartoon princesses somewhere else.
>>387073331
So you are gay?

>>387075368

>so much projection

wow, you could press window key + P for some relief, anon

>>387076690
That's an olympic athlete. Holy shit, you faggot. You do realize that people who actually exercise don't look like fat fucks, right?

>>387076139
I'm not a virgin though.

>>387075880
Me personally, I don't really care that she's not a knockout. It's only when people try to claim that she is that I disagree.

It's kinda the same debate we got going with women and body image. You have every right to look however you want but I, not you, will decide what I find attractive.

You can't have your cake and eat it too. I dress how I want and act how I want. But I don't expect a girl to be attracted to a guy with no charm, no confidence, and who dresses like a dork.

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>>387076878
Where's the argument?

>>387066205
BOTW is all but guaranteed to win at this point. But really, what do the two even have in common aside from being open world and having ugly female leads?

>>387065748
I own a PS4 for Netflix mainly because I primarily play on my PC. I decided to get this and I beat it. My thoughts:

Very strong opening. I was captivated and wanted to know what was going to happen next for the first 2 or so hours. Unfortunately it eventually gets really stale and steers you away from the most interesting points of the game after that. Fortunately, it gets back on track toward the last 25% or so of the game and uncovering what happened in the old world was very satisfying.

Combat is functional, but that's about it. Everything is just very spongey. You feel more like you're wasting time fighting things rather than doing anything cool. It's like Skyrim combat in a sense that everything is basically as shallow is hitting it a bunch of times when there's an opening, and abusing terrain when things are too strong.

The quests are fetch galore. Very few were interesting. And the map is littered with Ubisoft-style icons except they're somehow even less enticing than what you'd find in, say, Assassin's Creed. This game did not have to be open world. They didn't really do anything with an open world that supplemented the gameplay in any way.

As far as graphics are concerned, they're great for a PS4, but only average if you're used to playing anything on a PC above medium visual settings.

Since it was obviously released as a direct competitor to BotW, I will say that I liked BotW more. However, certain things (like the story) were far, far better than what BotW offered so by no means is it a purely one-sided victory.

My personal rating of the game is probably a 6.5. Fun if there's nothing better for you to do. For every good thing, there's something that's just plain boring that you have to slog through first.

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>>387076905
Sure you aren't

>>387077294
Whatever you say weeaboo

>>387077009

>my fantasies and assumptions are now arguments!

How old are you? 7? 8?

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>>387077409

>>387065321
Waiting for the picture of her being Dominated by a gerudo

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>>387066205
I have a high end PC I primarily play on. I bought a PS4 years ago for Bloodborne and bought a Switch specifically for BotW.

BotW was better than HZD. Sorry, but it's just the truth. HZD was alright though.

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>>387077482
>I'm losing the argument!
>better call anon a kid!
Why don't you like to actually think?

>>387065321
>>387065562
>aloy is masculine
>link is feminine
pottery.

>>387077623
thanks for not hating on HZD.

just because one game is better doesn't mean other game is automatically bad.

>>387065321
Giving her boobs and changing her hair would instantly make her look way more feminine, right now she looks like a cross-dressing trannyfag. But I forgot we can't sexualize women in the games or the special snowflake feminists will get "offended" so let's just make every female role look like a man even though we hate men. SHE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN!

Fucking hate feminists, fucking hate special snowflake faggots. If they had given Aloy a larger chest then the backlash would have been severe probably.

>>387077002
well, you gotta remember though, most people will fuck anything that gets wet and moans. And the individuals who are not too attractive know that. Seeing as how they see most get hot and bothered about these fictional characters, surely they'll blow their mind over the real thing right? In my opinion, it's more of a "I need this because I have nothing else type of situation." Broad strokes get the fence painted faster anon. They've decided to take the shotgun approach to it to hit as many as possible. unfortunately you got caught in the crossfire. I don't think they meant to hit you, but if they ease up now, they may "lose"

or at least, that's what I think

>>387074171

She looks terrible

>>387077658

>behaving like slightly retarded pre-schooler
>being call on it
>I-I-I won the argument!

autistic screeching you say? my, oh my...

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aloy concept art was cute

>>387078004
kinda looks like she's got a tan from wearing a sly cooper mask of sorts

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>>387077980
>being call on it

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>this entire thread

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>>387067461
>>387067168
>weebs

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flat chest, flat ass, manly face... Alloy's definitely a tranny.

>>387078117

>still acting like retarded pre-schooler

At first, I was thinking that you are just failed troll. We are on /v/ after all...
But now, it looks like you are just behaving like you normaly behave. Which is kind of sad, really.

>>387078297
see >>387078251

>>387078297
>using "weebs xD" unironically as an insult on 4chan from all places

>>387069168
Maybe he was trying to say that traps are 2 times the regular gay.

>>387077196
thanks anon, know I know to pick this when the price drops rather than full price it

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>>387078445
Sounds like you're mad. Maybe even...triggered?

This fucking thread
Just post some 2B retards

>we don't like gingers with freckles all of a sudden
What's wrong with you niggers?

>>387066205
Persona 5 deserves it

>>387077849
The gameplay loop in HZD just felt like a chore. The story was cool at the beginning and at the end, but the whole middle section was boring. Maybe a large portion of it was that I dislike console shooters for their poor controls, but I think it's more likely that the game just had bad direction sometimes. The idea of shooting off pieces of the different robots was neat, but literally every fight was always the same since once you find out the optimal way to fight a particular robot, you just do it over and over. Nothing ever varied. And since the world was devoid of anything cool to see, once I realized how two-dimensional combat is, it was basically just a bunch of land in the way of me getting to my destination. In my 40-50 hours of play time, I didn't once decide to go fight any of the enemies for either fun or materials.

If it wasn't for some of the set pieces you see and the lore you come across, I probably would have dropped it soon after the prologue. HZD sorely misses a lot of the natural allure you feel in BotW to explore, and it doesn't spice up some of the more boring parts of open world travel the way BotW does with snowboarding and hang-gliding. I also feel as though the HZD was a lot less polished.

>>387067928

she has a fat fucking face

>>387076895
>That's an olympic athlete.
In what, dick sucking? Or special Olympics?

>>387078961
Sprinting, you faggot.

>>387078654
We like redheads. There's a difference between a redhead and a ginger.

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>>387078630
most 2b I have is nsfw though, only a few clean pics.....i'm a degenerate, I know....

>>387078616

>time for some meme words!

That's it? So soon? Dammit, you should put some effort. At least include a step or two before your "I was only pretending to be retarded" grande finale.

for fun

>>387079015
Oh fuck off, with those stick legs?
What is supposedly her name?

>>387077902
I mean yeah, just because she's not a knockout doesn't mean that she's not fuckable. I absolutely would fuck a girl who looked like Aloy in the off chance I found myself in the bizarro world where she would want anything to do with me. As you say, it's a 'beggars can't be choosers' situation

But all I'm saying is that if I were to conjure up a 10/10 girl, she wouldn't look a whole lot like Aloy

>>387078524
This is true

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>Mfw virgin weeblords call me unattractive

>>387076245
I second this.

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>>387079391
That's the typical woman athlete body type for sprinting. I'm having trouble finding this asian girl's name though. I remember there was a whole bunch of women on facebook getting mad that she was getting so much attention though. Give me a moment to find her.

>>387065321
I just see Jack Black that's on HRT

>>387079647
desu if you take off the makeup and her head she'd look indistinguishable from a dude.

>>387079206
>meme words
You mean buzzwords? Jesus christ, anon.

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>>387079416
welp, I've think we've come to a conclusion anon, thanks for actually talking it out and not just resorting to name calling

heres a 2b for the anon who requested

Isn't this character voiced by Ashly Burch?

I'd do a cum tribute then tweet her a picture of it but that's about all

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>>387079391
Oh wait, I was wrong. She's not a sprinter. She's an olympic vollyballer. Her name is Sabina Altynbekova.

>>387065321
It's Western so yeah it's shit by default. Ugly as shit.

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>>387079971
>you will never physically dominate Ashly and force her to do disgusting an humiliating things for your enjoyment

>>387065562
If you're mentally ill.

>>387065321

Anyone who likes HZD loses their right to complain about any ubisoft openworld adventure.

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>>387065321

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>>387065321
>Ginger
>Retarded hairdo
>Butterface
>Tumblr nose
Yeah sure, real sexy...

>>387065321
Top part of head is too thin jaw too wide

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>>387066205
Both games are shit. GOTY is Persona 5.

>>387073972
he wasn't

>>387079809
I'd fuck that dude desu

>>387079647
She doesn't look like aloy

>>387074171
She looks like shit too. Fuck off Ninja Theory shill.

>>387080730
No, it's more accurate to say that Aloy looks like her.

>>387080727
I bet you'd probably also fuck a guy, straight up.

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>>387081293
I don't think I could jam it in his boipuss, but BJ's and maybe some hotdogging I could do.

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>>387079647
Nobody's calling the actress unattractive you dumbshit. We're calling Aloy unattractive because in the process of modeling her after a real woman they fucked her up and made her look like shit. Western devs cannot replicate hot women properly. Japanese devs CAN. Look at Quiet from MGSV (Stefanie Joosten) or Okatsu from Nioh.

I haven't played either game but obviously both the Horizon devs and the Senua devs went for the more "realistic" looking woman. Horizon devs clearly won.

>>387080316
Underrated post.

>>387081624
Quiet is a weapons-grade uggo

>>387065471
spbp

>>387066205
>Zelda was a solid 8/10 if anything
>going to get GOTY anyway
I'm just waiting at this point

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>>387081923
I wouldn't go that far, but she looks nothing like Joosten. She doesn't even have a chin for god's sake.

>>387081624
Okatsu looks a little bit different from Emi for some reason.The eyes and brow mostly.
>>387081669
Senua does look realistic, and also looks good.

>>387067241
Far Cry Primal DLC

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>>387067168
>>387067461
SSSAAAAUUUUUUCCCCEEEEE

>>387065321
The problem isn't that Aloy is ugly, she is, it's that you care. Who cares if she's ugly?

>>387081624
Quiet looks like a downs child with a double chin compared to the real Stefanie.

>>387080117
>Sabina Altynbekova
So shes some literal no name with no wins?
Amazing.
Amazing sprinter you got there.

>>387083707
>amazing sprinter
Did you read what I posted or did you just look at the name I gave you and call it a day? I said she's an Olympic volleyball player. Holy fuck, you actually are retarded.

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>>387082689
hetza (hellshock)

>>387066205
funny way to spell Persona 5
watch it be Destiny 2

>>387066994
I want to know the mental gymnastics behind this logic.

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>>387065321
>face of a 14 year old boy
>disgusting nigger hair style
>no tits
>no hips
It's a gross hipster man. So no I wouldn't find it attractive.

>>387066994
Well go on, explain the mental gymnastics.

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>>387080264
>you will never manhandle Ashly and pull her around the room by the long part of her hair before finding the perfect spot to pummel her

>>387065321
wont ever be, dragqueens are not sexually arousing for a male.

>>387082756
This. BOTW Zelda is ugly and everyone loves her.

>>387065321
F L A T

>>387085930
>>387086261
Not him, but remember DA:I? I can sorta see where he's coming from but I don't think it'll be Yooka.

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>>387068314

>>387065321
Lady (Looks like a Dude)

Her face is dopey.

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>>387087065
>all furries
anon, I....

>>387067928
Hey babby

>>387065321
It's got man and hands jaw and no figure.
It's not disgusting but it isn't attractive either.

>>387066205
It will.
Simply because a better than mediocre western games hasn't been released yet this year and GOTY awards are heavily skewed towards the western developed games over Japanese.

She looks like a stoner to me, not my thing

>>387065321
It's really not anon

>>387067168
WTF is this? Blonde Revy?

>>387085930
>He doesn't remember Journey

>>387065321
>soul less face unless being "so unique smart grill"
>flat
>midriff with no hips
>no ass and dumb walk
>mediocre design / outfit
>hair has more personality than her

That's just some chick, I see nothing directly attractive about her and her character emphasizes the idea that I'm supposed to relate to her but I didn't.

A standard 5/10 with no unique traits is like a 3/10 in vidya terms. We have tons of beautiful women that are actually accomplished and interesting not some "I will survive because I am stronk". This isn't a movie with a good plot, it's a game where I'm supposed to be carried by someone so inoffensive that the story just reminds me the gameplay isn't worth going through with.

>>387083707
Oh anon this time you really triggered me.

He already show you about that woman and you're still in deny...
At this point I began to think that you really like your girls if they looks that Stallone or something like that.

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>>387067727
>Being so assblasted over BotW you have to resort to stealing their own memes to make fun of them

>>387068083
Isn't it already marked down to $40?

>>387065321
Serious case of hamster face

>>387091619
post facts

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>>387092149
Oh, my bad. $36.

>>387092373
might need to go pic it up again soon thanks guy had to sell it going to get it again

>>387065321
OP can learn from this guy >>387065562

>>387086406
>"all games should be 50:50 aimed at men/women"

Fuck she's said some stupid shit and
that fucking tumblr-hair she's been sporting lately isn't doing her any favours but I still get hard at the idea she knows wikifeet exists and knows she's got a page on it.

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>>387093265
I don't know what it is about this hair style, but I love it. Not when the side is completely shaven, mind you. Just the whole bit where they have a big tuft of curly hair that contrasts the short hair.

>>387068257
Is it worth getting the trait that gives you a permamount?

>>387065321
I only find girls attractive

>>387065562
>/v/ is gay
shocking, this board was never infested with faggotry before, what could be happening

>>387079115
MOMMY

>>387065321
no,
this is not videogames according to /v/

>>387065420
Keep slacking of because i'm busy, but playing Geist and Requiem: avenging angel is interesting.

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>>387093518

>Face looks more and more manly every year
>Most of the recent videos have been (Sponsored)
>The last 'recent' video was 5 months ago

Dead e-career
Thanks to the "Strike" her and her brother are both unemployed still
Anthony can't even afford to buy a switch according to his twitter

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>>387094239
>Once was the head writer for Gearbox
>Can't even afford vidya now

Feels good not being Anthony Burch!

>>387094239
I would plant my seed deep inside of her and then leave, but not before getting Anthony's number so I can freely call and harass him.

>>387065743
>>Alan Wake
Nice.

>>Horizon
Ok.

>>Kingdom Hearts
Cancerous garbage.

>>Until Dawn
QTEs are cancer.

>>The Last of Us
Worthless.

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>>387094409

>tfw you have to pay to play Borderlands 2 to relieve your best years
>Gearbox took away your steam games
>Wife took away your Wii Games
>No one will hire you, because the only thing on your resume is filming your sisters ass while playing Ocarina of Time, and adding gay characters to Borderlands 2
>Sister doesn't want to make videos anymore, and wants to focus on protesting. So now you can't afford to buy your own games anymore

>>387094690
>No one will hire you, because the only thing on your resume is filming your sisters ass while playing Ocarina of Time

Can I get a link? I just need to make sure your claims are legitimate.

>>387095019
>>387095019

No you sexist white male, this is why Ashley isn't comfortable making videos anymore because of how she was victimized.

It's either the first or second video they ever uploaded

>>387065420
Playing Final Fantasy VII for the first time (just got out of Midgar), going to pick up Kingdom Hearts again once PS4 comes in and I buy the HD remixes, and considering playing Pokémon Heart Gold just so I can get to Voltorb Flip, because that minigame is GOAT.

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>>387065321
Caring about /v/'s opinion on women

>>387095185
>video ends with Anthony getting yelled at and demeaned by his sister as he grovels on the ground

Bet he got a boner.

>>387094239
haha, that guy just hasn't had much luck with Nintendo consoles. But yeah they've both fucked up badly.

I'm surprised how much I've gone off these 2. I used to follow them a lot during the early seasons of HAWP but fucking hell if there was ever a case of two people going from being pretty cool to turning into insufferable lefty cunts it's the Burch siblings.

They were always left leaning and I was cool with it but around the time he went to work for gearbox and got her foot in the door of voice acting they must've just started socialising with the wrong people because all of a sudden she's advocating for revoking the innocent until proven guilty stance in rape trials "because they probably did it" and he's encouraging the Ferguson riots & forcing his wife into having an open marriage (something no way I believe Ashley Davis would've been cool with as shy as she was).

>>387071369
No tits.

>>387095185
Is the a Hey Ash episode we're talking about?

>>387065420
Nier Automata

Wish I could get more hours in but I'm too busy raising a puppy irl

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>>387094028
>this entire post

>>387095458
>Marries a woman with the same name as his sister Ashly Burch. Making his wife "Ashley Burch".

People have been suggesting for a while now he wanted to fuck his sister.

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>>387084669

>>387097570
>you will never fuck Ashly hardcore and force Anthony to watch because the door out of the room is too heavy for him to open

>>387094028
moe crap ends on faggotry

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>>387067882
>>387068230
>>387068692
>>387073773
>>387073972
Asians have no souls.

>>387098118
>"""Forcing""" Anthony to watch as you go all Femto/Casca on his sister

Firstly the thought of Ash getting railed til her mind breaks pleases me.

Secondly this is the guy the word "cuck" was popularised in relation to. He wouldn't try to leave.

>>387099950
I like the added layer of him being free to leave, but not being able to because he's too weak. Too weak to stop his sister from being ravaged and too weak to run away.

>>387100086
I see your point.

Gonna go jerk off to her wikifeet page now

>>387078610
Yeah, that's fair. For me it was redbox rental tier.

>>387066693
why

She looks like a male elephant.