Why do women exclusively play Mercy and nothing else?

Healing is a feminine task

>>387056665
because easiest hero retard

easy thing to do and women have motherly instinct so they associate with the character

Healing is a low skill class and reserved for borderline retards

Women like looking at cute girls too

I can't get interracial sex. I don't get it, I'm perfect. I'm smart, an overacheiver, I'm not a tryhard and I love all types of culture.

Why ian't Mercy bowing at my feet?

>most brain dead healer, with the other three healers requiring much more dexterity and coordination
>easy to get carried
>broken ultimate

Dude just make your Pharah/Mercy thread and go, don't make this weird.

>>387056665
Because then they just need to find some beta orbiter who will carry their healslut ass to the Top 500

>>387056665

Submissive cock hungry sluts

my friend mains Symmetra and she is a girl(female)

>>387056665
I like pharah reaper mei and mccree more than mercy. My friend mains soldier and dva, she's pretty good too.

Because Mercy is the type of woman they'd like to be.

>>387056665
The problem is they literally play nothing else and then act as though they have a valid opinion

Queer

>>387056665
Because Overwatch is a casual game

>>387057997
Nein. I love fucking all genders and colours.

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>>387056665
I play healer because youre all too fucking cowardly to run into bullets to save people and too stupid to know when to assist the ganker and who to prioritize. If I leave you to do it, youll just fuck it up or get picked because if you dont have a giant bfg death ray youll get 1v1ed and picked off because youre fucking trash.

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>put a hundred hours into Overwatch last year then retire it
>birthday was last month
>coworkers threw me a little thing, got a cake
>Oh yeah, by the way, anon, we've been playing a lot of this game called Overwatch, you should play with us, you're always watching those videos about the cartoon guys with the rocket launchers(TF2 videos), you'll be good at Pharah
>they bought me a PS4 copy of Overwatch
>always texting me to come play with them
>all the girls main Mercy or rarely Zenyatta
>all the guys play tanks
>literally the only one interested in playing an offense hero

How the fuck are you supposed to aim reliably with two sticks? It's easy enough to hit things in general since everybody moves so slow, but considering how much of the numbers game is people grinding headshots it feels like even more of a slugfest. At least it's kind of fun being able to mercilessly slaughter things as Pharah even when there are Soldier 76s, McCrees and snipers in play simply because they cannot fucking aim.

but i'm a boy!

>>387056665

>Why do overweight closeted weeaboos that pretend to be women exclusively play Mercy and nothing else?

Fixed

>>387058817
That explains their non-male skinny-sounding voices

>>387058672
I think there's a way to use mouse and keyboard on console, but it might require some kind of third party shit.

My sister refuses to play any character besides tracer, albeit that's just because she has a crush on her

>>387058739
Are you a cute boy?

>>387056665
They don't have to really aim and only have to perform 1 simple task.
Also they realize that the Aryan girl is better than all the mud monkeys that /v/eddit fetishizes due to brainwashing

>>387058817
>Implying you wouldn't trade places to be a sexy aryan bitch with an austrian accent
I'd marry some texan chad and pump out 7 blonde babies

>>387056665
healing is solely for women and cucks

this is why i hate healers

>>387057508
sym is literally hold down a button and jump around

you don't aim, you don't position, you don't do shit

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>>387060962

I hate that this gave me feels

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>>387056665
>you will never be a beautiful lesbian

It's not FUCKING FAIR

>>387056665
Not true, my GF plays Mei.

I play Mercy

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>>387057364
No such thing as a smart black man. SEE: Neil Degrasse Tyson. He had failing grades in highschool and in college. He was pushed through as a pet project for the college to boost its ethnic graduate numbers.

>>387056665
4chan will make a thread like this and respond like this but when shitty click bait "news" sites report on how mysognistic and filled with video game gate keepers gamers can be, 4chan will claim they are being cunts ironically or that their humour is not to be taken at face value.

I'm not saying for 4chan to be nice. You're all cunts and you know it but don't act like you have some sort of moral high ground because you're better at video games. And even if you're being ironic. Congratulations?? You've convinced the world you're only pretending to be twats????

>>387056665
Pls GTFO with this garbage ship

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>>387063314
Does your girlfriend have a big meaty cock?

>>387063667
a rubber one

>Join a game
>There's someone with a gold border/silver with 5 stars
>They have 500 hours as Mercy and only 20 as their next highest hero
Every. Fucking. Time.

The real reason is because Mercy is brainless, but incredibly useful.

>>387056665
I just played with the worst girl Mercy player (8 hours of comp in Plat) who kept pocket healing and didn't even bother to tether and GA to escape/transition. As far as I could tell, her attitude was just "Okie gg" and she wasn't throwing. Most great Mercy's I've played with were traps irl or straight up guys.

>>387064275
What's going to happen when they figure out how they're going to rework/nerf Mercy's ult to break the "hunt Mercy or she'll fly in and revive the entire team you just killed" vicious cycle of gameplay?

>>387056665
This is why we need feminism, women have to stop being so one-dimensional and start embracing emotional variety.

>>387063495
Is this actually true and if so, where would such information be found

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>>387056665
I wanna fug Pharah.

>>387056730
Yes, which is why our doctors are women

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>>387064452
Honestly the thing that annoys me the most about Mercys is that they often don't know how to use their entire arsenal.

>Mercy doesn't know how to damage boost
>Mercy doesn't know how to glide, will simply fly up to Pharah and then drop to the ground instantly

You basically get too many coasting on "Left click, shift and Q"

I mean, yeah, a Pharah that's flying around with heightened durability from a constant stream of healing is great and all, but what's the point of having such high burst damage if you're not really amping that bitch up?

>>387066007
>>Mercy doesn't know how to damage boost
>>Mercy doesn't know how to glide, will simply fly up to Pharah and then drop to the ground instantly

True story. I just played my very first match of Overwatch about 30 mins ago, played as Mercy.

I figured out both of those things during the course of the match.

>>387066007
Damage boosting teammates as they ult is truly the greatest feeling. I usually play Mercy and Lucio since most groups I get people never pick support. I've gotten so good at them because of this I feel like I'm gimping my team if I pick anything else.

>>387066007

You have to be bronze.

>>387063495
This is some serious bullshit, /pol/ack.

>>387065568
because men are better than women at everything

>Dont need to aim
>Dont need to attack
>Dont need to use/time abilities
>Get free praise
>Always wanted on teams

Gee I wonder.

>>387056665
don't know about him, but mercy is the only healer I enjoy playing because going balls to the wall zipping all over the map to top people off is really really fun
if you're the type of person that runs off on the side routes away from the team and get killed, don't get mad because I don't exclusively heal your ass at the cost of the team at large

mercy is like my 5th or 6th most played purely because she's the best pick when you're tired or don't feel like putting forth any effort whatsoever but still want to contribute

just the absolutely best Low Effort character you can pick.

>>387066905
So you're saying females take the easy path to success but a success limited by a low ceiling rather than work hard and become good at a hero which requires skill like men?

What a shock twist you fucking sexist.

One of my friends plays Soldier 76 because she wants to fuck him.

>>387065568
He said healing, not saving lifes.
Most our nurses are women.

>>387067084
Lucio is even better than that though. You can still be incredibly effective by speedboosting your team out of spawn at the start of match, then just wandering around while blasting healmusic the rest of it.. You can run triage better than Mercy, and his mobility is far less situational.

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>>387056665
>lure in thirsty girl gamers and femboys via voice chat
>flirt with them while they pocket me the whole game
>always decline their friend request

>>387056665
Why lie to yourself? I've seen female widows and pharahs etc. It's almost like they pick who they want to play. when they get the chance.

The real question is why do so many dudes pick DPS when they suck at DPS AND THE TEAM COULD USE MORE TANKS? I'll pick pharaoh because I have a 51-56% win rate with her, then all of the other dudes will pick DPS, leaving us with a 5 DPS/1 Heals team comp consisting of McCree, Reaper, Genji and Hanzo. These teams always lose. Hanzo never switches. McCree gets gold nothing(I know because I usually get gold elims and damage). The only good pick of those four was reaper.

I'm a virgin!!!

>>387056665
Because the abundance of estrogen and lack of testosterone in their bodies along with their brain structure makes them more inclined to nurture rather than destroy.

beta

>>387056665
t. virgin

>>387056665
support classes are easier to play for people who never played videogames. you are not meant to kill people, you just keep sucking your bf dick and you will have fun

>>387058672
>how the fuck are you supposed to aim with two sticks

Git gud, it's not that hard, honestly.