Ancient Shitposting

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>nintendo is a piece of right wing garbage

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>>387044648

Only H. W. Bushlings play the Pretendo 69

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>>387044815

POST THE ROMAN SHITPOSTING

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>listing profit margins like its CURRENT YEAR

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All video games after 1983 SUCK

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>>387044581
>1989
>before you were born
Little kids should get off my /v/.

>>387045267
Get it? Because people born in 89 are actually overage on /v/.

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Prove him wrong. Protip: you can't

>>387045230
Wow they spoke english in 1983?

>>387045134
>Sega players should relax
>the future of PlayStation does not look good
Priceless

>>387045134
Beautiful

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>>387044581
Let's go back a bit farther.

>>387045125
Thanks >>387045596

>>387044756
>Oh, you're an AOLer. Nevermind. :)
So people have been sending shitposters back to r3ddit since ancient times. Interesting.

>>387045070
>Wicked goat sack
Holy shit, remind me to bring that line back into vogue

>>387044756
>As opposed to "$90..." on a cartridge
AHAHAH

>>387044756
>Nice intelligent *NOT* post you did
Good lord what an ancient meme

>>387044756
>I'd much rather have a "now laoding" message and a game with over an hour of dialogue and 1/2 hour of animation than a fast game with no speech and no animation.
Jesus, even back then people had shit tastes and wanted games to be movies.

>>387046957
Calling someone an AOLer would be more akin to calling someone a dumb phoneposter.

t. ancient

>>387045134
>nobody used 'psx' back in the day

post the daggerfall vs diablo one

>>387044756
>people using greentext correctly
wow.

>>387045359
People born in '99 are overage on /v/. Doesn't mean they should be here, though.

>>387044756
>oh you use AOL
these 90s insults tho

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>>387044756
>400 bucks for a system that will be as popular as the Lynx
I don't even like Sony but that is hilarious.

>>387044756
>Shut the hell up, bunghole!

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>Sega overtakes Nitendo to become the biggest videogame company in the world
>Sony is not even a threat

This really goes to show just how much those profit margins and sale charts are reliable.

Picture related: Is what happened to SEGA.

>>387049470
To be fair they were on the top of the world in 96 with the Model 3 release.
https://youtu.be/FO9bN2SWu4A

>>387050009
>climb into the mountains
HE CAN'T KEEP GETING AWAY WITH IT

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>>387051234
Too bad '97 happened and they went from that to being 500 million IN THE RED. Thank you, Saturn-san.

That Scud Race game doesn't look all that good. Why does the car twitch so much?

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>>387051889
>Phony Playshitstation

Internet only came to my country in 95. I was 7.

>>387045371

Fucking Summer

>>387051889
>97 was before you were born
Cutting it close anon

>>387051234
is that fucking 90s arcade racer shit ever coming out
supermodel is a shit emulator and i just want to play this and daytona 2 again

>>387048883
this was the best part

>>387044756
>I'd much rather have a "now laoding" message and a game with over an hour of dialogue and 1/2 hour of animation than a fast game with no speech and no animation.
I guess that guy is happy now, then

>>387051234
>>387051701
>That Scud Race game doesn't look all that good. Why does the car twitch so much?
Bad emulation. It's hard to find actual arcade footage. That video was bad even compared with other emulated ones.
VF3 was more impressive IMO
https://youtu.be/FJsdwrrOoTg

>>387054105
>90s arcade racer
let it go

>>387045371
He is right, the Internet was better before the unwashed masses of normalfags started to flood it and along since them their need of "being connected" and what not which caused the creation of social media sites before there was any form of social media.

>>387047391
who the hell says this?
everyone called it the PSX. I was fucking there. the label of PSone was specifically only used for the unpopular smaller second revision. Sony made the PSX too durable so nobody ever needed to buy the second version. That's why they made the PS2 an unreliable piece of crap.

>>387055912
AIM/MSNIM/ICQ/etc were the peak of social connection on the internet. Everything after that integrated too much together, even xfire was too far. Having an instant messenger as an alternate to calling someone or sending an email was the perfect middle ground.

>>387055665
>let it go
i can't, it was my only hope, all there is to play on pc is outrun 2006 c2c and even i'm getting sick of constantly playing it

>>387056271
ICQ was all we ever needed after that it was just shit to fulfill the narcissistic nature of normalfags

someone post the translated ancient roman graffiti

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>>387056231
I played my PS2 all day every day and it still works fine. My PS3fat, too. You guys are just too rough on your consoles. The only one I ever had problems with was the 360, but that was an actual manufacturer failure. Even my Atari 2600 and Atari ST still work. I miss the bee cursor when you were busy. It's so fucking cute. Busy as a bee, get it?

>>387045596
>In one bar, a picture depicts two men playing dice. One shouts, "Six!" while his opponent holds up two fingers and says, "No, that's not a 'three'; it's a 'two'". By the door of the bar, another picture shows a short man driving a group of men out. Above his head are the words, "Go on, get out of here! You have been fighting!"
lol?

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>>387044581

>>387044756
Your average shitposter here would dance around these people.

You guys are like little babies
Watch THIS:
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm

>>387056812
we've come a long way baby.

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>>387045267
>>387045359

>mfw born in 89
>still using 4chan all these years later.

>>387044581
But I was already born then

>>387056828
Already posted
>>387045596

>>387044581
>being born in any decade but the 80's
OP being a humongous faggot as usual.

>>387056347
You might like this site
http://www.rolling-start.com/

>>387057094
80s were a cultural wasteland of cheap plastic toys and tv shows designed to sell you cheap plastic toys.

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>>387044581
I can't find shiposts from before 1981 :(

>>387057217

and those cartoons are still better quality than the ones we have today

>>387057217
>nowadays is totally different

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>>387045596
>once you are dead, you are nothing

>>387044581
does anyone have the one where people discuss whether they eye can see above some number of fps (I think it was 24?)

i think it was during a genesis vs nes debate

>>387044581
>dweenies
Every time!

>>387057603
To be fair, the vast majority of the human population isn't really much of anything while they're alive, either.

>>387057217
yeah nowadays tv shows are all thinly veiled propaganda produced entirely in computers by incompetent interns for about 50 bucks an episode

>>387054015
My dude kids born in 1999 are old enough to be here. It ain't cutting it close anymore.

>>387044581
>makes a right wing joke
>backs the atari 800
even back then they are consistently wrong

>>387056586
>Anecdote.
k.

>Shitposting

It was called trolling, you newfags.

>>387044581
>1989
>before you were born
fucking kids

>>387057603
>yfw /v/ archives gets found by a civilization 2000 years in the future
>they're all perplexed at all the frogs and slowly realising that every picture in a lol thread has the same patterns

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>>387057945
>never had a single console fail in 30 years of playing vidya, outside of the disaster thst was the launch 360
>i-it's just anecdotal! it's not like I get angry and slam my console around like a sperglord
K.

>>387044581
The Atari had fuck all what a retard. I am literally mad about a 28 year old shitpost.

>>387058182
>Insinuations.
k.

>>387045596
Gaius and Aulus, bros for eternity. let them never be forgotten.

Do any of you guys have those waifuwars and "moeshit killing anime" posts in 199x? Someone dated back weeb shitposting before even chans existed.

Why is this allowed

>>387058182
i just gotta ask are you so poor that you're within slamming distance of your console?

>>387044756
ITT: Bungholes

>>387059058
Dweenie

Our shitposts echo in eternity like Maximus would say.

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germans were a mistake

>>387056812
We sure have come a long way, today's shitposting power was unimaginable back then.

>>387060834
Yeah, I'm sure that's something to proud of

>>387060834
i'm curious what kind of shitposting methods the future will bring

>>387062304
Maybe we could shitpost a living meme into being the United States president?
Oh, wait...

>>387046957
we used to send shitposters to gaia, reddit is far from the first

>>387047337
this is more accurate

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>>387044581
>1989
>Before you were born

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>>387056880
>1986
>been on 4chan since 2005
This is my sunday
Anyone want to play Mario Kart?

>>387051889
we need to bring back Pretendo

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>>387044581
>Before you were born
>Doom

>>387045134
Why the fuck was Sega so big?

>>387063619
kids born in 2000 will turn 18 soon

Consoles would have amazing games these days if sega and nintendo were duking it out while Sony lags behind, obviously kikerosoft never coming into the picture to make everything paid online and never release a single good game
The only good Xbox hueg exclusive (jet set radio) would have a dedicated sequel

>>387063986
>in 4 years kids born the year I graduated high school will be 18

>>387044581
>Internet
>1989

>>387044756
>Ultra 69

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>>387050009

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>>387067153
>tfw toddposting actually is shilling from the man himself
what the fuck to believe anymore?

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>>387067516
>he doesn't know

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>>387067618
Toddposting was real all along.

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I miss the old internet.

>>387045371
This is literally what happened to 4chan with redditors from the fappening, gamergate, and star wars

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>>387068434
>BTW - That game is 11 meg uncompressed!
Holy shit

>>387069069
I had a 286 that had a 40 meg hard drive.

>>387068978
>This is literally what happened to 4chan with redditors from the fappening, gamergate, and star wars
It was the Fox news HACKERS ON STEROIDS that caused it.

>>387069069
>youngfags will never realize what the save icon is

>>387069828
>my feet hurt

>>387056231
>Sony made the PSX too durable
The first models had a defect actually.

>>387045267
Lol I'm 27 years old man. I'm almost middle-aged.

>>387045267
WHO 1988 HERE? The year of Heil Hitler.

Just turned 29 in July 24th... please someone recognise me, I'm so lonely :(

>>387068352
>we also hope to release bug updates with brand new technologically unsurpassed bugs that not only reformat your hard drive but also dial up assassin orgs to come get you

I can't find anything which suggest these ever happened

>Todd can't even deliver on the bugs he promises, let alone the features

>>387063169
>implying that wasn't the purpose of the people in power

>>387044756
>tfw I used to be an AOLer

>>387044581
>nintendo is a piece of right wing trash
yer either with us, or yer with the terrorists

>>387072475
1988re here

you are not alone you f-fag

>>387067153
>both games have demos
What happened to demos?

>>387073758
it's called pirating now.

Where is the NEVER EVER one?

>>387069069
That's like 8 floppy disks. True story.

>>387045134
>six days after my 12th birthday
I'm pretty sure I'd already pre-ordered Final Fantasy VII at that point.

We're nothing but the continuation of those scribbles in ancient Pompei that get occasionally posted.

>>387076150
That's distressing. How can we break this endless loop?

>>387077498
There is no break on the train.

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>>387077498
Make good posts, don't give/ask for sauce unless it is actually impossible to backtrace something, do not reply to shitposts, do not reply to tripfags and other clowns. This alone will improve things by 99%.

>>387045230
>1/6/94

The irony is he was just about to enter the Golden Age and wasn't even aware of it.

>>387045230
Toobin was a load of shit, APB was far better. Chase HQ was around that time too and was rocking up the arcades.

>>387069201
My first computer's was 500 MB drive. I remember constantly having to go through all my pictures and decide which ones I needed to delete to clear up more room.