NEET thread How do you guys maintain a healthy lifestyle playing

>>387039359
>>>/r9k/
stay in your containment board, parasite

>>387039359
Work for a few months then NEET for a few months. Repeat forever.

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>being a neet
>ever

Doesn't being so useless make you want to kill yourselves

>>387039359
This meme is sad. It's really not something to be proud of

I live in a heavily wooded area with a lot of parks, so biking as a hobby came naturally.

I get funds through doing freelance website design and general IT for the area.

Currently been playing Etrian Odyssey and Nier.

>>387039502
>falling for the helping society meme

>>387039575
Thank god trump is taking away social nets so fat fucks like you can't ride off the government when your parents die.

>>387039359
>Literally associating with filthy fucking frogposters
No thanks

>>387039793
>implying Drumpfy won't get destroyed in 2020 by /ourgirl/ Chelsea

>>387039848
>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying this hard

Being a NEET was the most miserable experience of my life.

>>387039575
>being a parasite

>>387039908
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(you)

>>387039359
>work from home Monday-Friday, 6:30 AM to 2:30 PM
>wake up at 6:25 AM and start work
>leave to the gym for an hour at 2:30 PM
>get home around 4 PM and vidya until 10 PM
>sleep and start all over again
>girlfriend into comics and vidya so weekends are fun too

Feels good man.

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>2017
>being a wagecuck
Enjoy slaving away and keeping me alive wagecucks. I mean you can't really complain, afterall, you're contributing to society.

>>387039359
If you don't have a job then you need to kill yourself. This board isn't for people like you.

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Hello my fellow neet brothers, what you are you playing on this fine day?

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>>387039359
Welfare pays for everything. However there's not much extra there, so if I need more money I have to get a job for few months.

>>387039359
> Mountain Dew
> No doritos
Sorry I just can't take this infographic seriously

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how do i become a neet

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after NEETing around for most of a decade I kinda figured out that being alone is not good for me. It just leads to bad things.
Shout out to all NEETs living the dream though.

>went NEET for a few months
>wanted to blow my brains out by the end of it

How the fuck do you robots do it

>>387040029
you're welcome bro
as an ex-neet i'm happy to help my pals

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>>387039917
For U
Im fine with my life right now

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>>387040179
>>387040029

personally I'm unironically working on my latest symphony.

As a NEET we have plenty of freetime but it's still a moral duty to produce things of worth like poetry, or even wonderful music. Vidya can wait.

That being said, I'm pretty excited for Total Warhammer 2.

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>>387040309
>Work a mind-numbing 9 to 5 job full-time for nearly a year
>Realise it's a fucking scam to suck my life and time away
Being NEET and having free time to do anything is great.

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>>387040179
World of warcraft currently. Might switch it up to some Rimworld or PUBG later on.

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Worked for 3 years and saved up 40k, now I'm gonna NEET for as long as this lasts me. Should be a few years at least.
I get bored pretty easily though, no games interest me. All the shit everyone plays these days just feels like such a chore.

>>387039569
but if you do freelance work are you still a true neet?

>>387039359
all money in crypto

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Why bother when your own government is trying to genocide your people?

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>>387040541
this desu.

While I'm not a neet, I don't understand why some people take pride in working a normal job.

There are people who say they are "workaholics" and work as some low-level position in a corporation. There are people out there in their 20s who take pride in being a corporate drone. Really strange.

>>387040289
Leech off your parents till they die then kill yourself.

>>387040656
it's just to keep me busy till i die

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>tfw work in high finance and fucking laugh at people who "work" and think they are "independent adults being productive"

You're literally cattle being farmed via interest and inflation. NEETs aren't much better since whoever controls their welfare controls them, but at least they don't work 9-to-5 for the privilege of being a slave and brag about it.

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>vacation over
>work in 14 hours

fuck that pic hits close to home. Wish I had cool vidya bros to play and eat pizza with while drinking Hitler did nothing wrong dew.

>>387040541
>Tfw too scared to go crypto

and every time the bc jump i regret it

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>>387040103
>posting this on 4chan /v/

>>387039359
It's simple really. I wake up at a decent time, go for a walk or something and start my day with coffee and cigarettes. I've worked out some oddjobs doing occasional off-the-books laboring for when I need the cash, and it has the added benefit of me needing to constantly upkeep some sort of physique to work hard enough to stay on the good books.

Now, I wouldn't call it healthy, but it works out. I'm happy enough, got plenty of free time and the opportunity to earn whatever I need, when I need it by accepting that I won't grovel for a 9-5 because I am an entitled shitlord and making up my own plans.
Now I just work with that knowledge instead of living in denial, it's pretty decent.

Believe in yourself, do what you need to do to be independent and use that NEET-brain for your benefit. People will always dislike what you do if it goes against their values, just let it roll off you and use your energy to be productive for yourself and set your own goals.

>what are you currently playing
Infra Arcana, SS13, Divinity:OS and some shitty game called Kenshi. I can't stop myself from playing it, it plays and looks like ass, but it is enjoyable for some odd reason.

>>387039575
You don't need to work a lot to support yourself.
2-3 days is honestly fine, if you show some moderation on spending.

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>>387039359
I imagine the three people on the chair to be Ding Dong, Oney, and Julian

God I wish I had friends

As of three months ago when I finished my bachelors I work from home, doing business systems integration.

$115k starting pay, work a few hours a day, vidya the rest.

Why be a neet when you can work this little and have anything you want?

>>387040718
>t. NEET falseflagging
People in finance work longer hours than anyone. iBanking VPs work 11 hours a day, while lowly analysts get 17 hour days. Lying on the internet is pretty pathetic, anon.

>>387039359
I can't tell which agenda this image supports

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>fired for being an underachiever
>zero confidence
>fear of failure keeps me from searching for jobs
>become NEET for over a year
>contributing nothing to society
>depressed as fuck
>feel like worlds biggest loser
>wanted to kill myself
>got a new job despite that shitty gap in my resume
>good pay, interesting work and friendly colleges
>regained confidence
>not dreading each passing day
>being more active
>trying to get /fit/ and having fun while doing so
>managed to get a comfy appartment
>i'm happy again

Being a NEET is fucking cancer and I still loathe myself for what I've done. Sure, the first few months are dank but after that period, life becomes true misery.

>>387040018

What type of work do you do? I'm in software development and I'd love to work from home

>>387040656
The "workaholics" are the worst anon. They are literally cucks who get taken advantage of by the company, but in their mind they are being "helpful" or a "good worker" and that brings them "pride"

>>387041269
half blackpill

>>387040286
Maybe they're cutting.

>>387041276
I kinda agree, I was unemployed for six months. The first two months were great, then I started feeling like shit, feeling scared of not finding another job, anxiety and lack of confidence started to ruin my fun with games.
Now I have a job, and while I'm not super happy I am at least not feeling like a piece of shit all day.

>>387041120
I don't believe you

>>387039561
>spotted the jew

>>387039359
My brother is an alcoholic NEET and we literally can't leave him alone because he might fuck something up. NEETs free themselves at the expense of anyone who give a fuck about them.

In my experience the stress of not having a job was far, far worse than any stress from the job itself.

Being unsure of how I'd keep myself fed, fearing when the generosity of friends and family would run out, not being able to casually buy vidya every week, all of that was several hundred times worse than getting up for a 20 minute commute to a chill IT job where the most I really had to worry about was filling out a digital ticket correctly.

Sure, it would've been nice if it was a little less than 40 hours a week. But it was honestly worth it for being able to buy whatever the fuck I wanted for all my down time. And it certainly wasn't worse than boring MMO grinding. If you can play Diablo 3, you can endure the grind of an IT job.

roasties and normies BTFO

I just started a food delivery thing to make money.

>>387041623
Same. I guess the most important thing from all this is to just keep trying to overcome your fears even if the outcome isn't pretty.

Oh and to use the time to study instead of just consuming vidya.

>>387041921
How do you get an IT job with no education?

>>387039359
>How do you guys maintain a healthy lifestyle playing vidya
It's easy when you have no car and the nearest grocery store is 20 minutes away on my bicycle. Riding back and forth (most of the way back is uphill as well) a few times a week gives me a regular bit of exercise. I also do a very basic bodyweight routine every morning. I'm definitely not /fit/, but combined with eating decent food it at least keeps me from turning into a blob.

>and how do you acquire your funds for doing so?
Autismbux. I don't have actual autism, but I've got enough other shit that I can trick the gubmint into declaring me unemployable. I had a pretty nightmarish childhood so now I'm exploiting that. I don't spend much, so after rent, food, insurance, etc. I'm still left with like 150-200 bucks every month for vidya. Thanks for your tax money, wagecucks!

>Also what are you currently playing?
Stellaris. Also a bit of Total War but I'm not really feeling it. I've also been playing Fire Emblem Heroes on the side, but I'm probably dropping it soon because the grind is too much.

>Home life was poor and shitty, had to move out on my 18th birthday
>had a job at home depot making minimum wage
>across the highway is nothing but woods & fields around an old but nice looking home
>sign saying he has a room for rent and it's right across from where I work
>it's cheap, and it's actually more like a small garage behind his home, but it has a shower, toilet and small kitchen
>I of course take it, (it's very small though)
>the guy I'm renting from is 80 years old and owns all that property
>I get to know him very well to the point of watching tv with him everyday after work, having dinner with him
>he passed away a year ago and left me everything because his son died of colon cancer 15 years ago and his grandson died in 12 years ago in the middle east (marine)

I'm 27 now. I worked there the whole time, I quit last year. I live in this house that I own now. I have a big share of money he left me, and I'm selling many of the acres he left me at a very high price, since it's a lot of property in a shopping area where they have been trying to build stores for 20 years but he refused to. I didn't realize how hard it was to sell acres, I was contacted immediately about selling them (I don't know how they knew) it was 3 days after finalizing paper with a lawyer. But the process takes forever because government is shit. My befriending an old man set me for life. But I befriended him because I had no friends in the first place, I was poor and lonely.

Searching for a job is boring. Why can't someone just give me a job? :/

>all these pathetic normies whose existences are literally defined by having a job

How is it even possible to be such a worthless human?

>>387041209
This, finance is hell. "Analyst" is also not really the right word, they're more like Excel data entry nodes.
t. actuary aka supercomputer babysitter

>>387042040
Foot in the door through the night shift. Also I BS'd having experience running an out of home PC repair business.

It doesn't matter that you don't actually have experience, if you can still do everything you could with that experience. I never ran a business like that, but I know the usual pitfalls normies run into with computers and how to fix them. Therefore I can fake it.

>>387042162
See for me the job was only ever the means, not the end. The job finances the 'real life', the job is just a particularly grindy 'game' I have to keep doing.

I've made a relatively successful career as a freelancer, but the life feels pretty NEET even if I am working on my own projects. Like there was a point where I could have made a whole bunch of money moving to an ad agency, but I passed because... why? Advertising is cancer, a happy family feels fucking impossible, and I don't want to feed the gov resources to kill middle easterners then turn around and tell me my ancestors and I are the cause of all problems.

So basically I don't know how everyone else isn't totally disenfranchised. But hey people think Google did the right thing firing that dude so whatever

>>387039359
This image is so confusing. I can't figure out which argument it's trying to present me with.

>>387042145
Your issue isn't the amount of land you're selling, it's (((zoned))) for residential or agriculture and they need commercial.

>>387041209
>>387042229

eh? i work as an analyst. yes it is mostly excel spreadsheet work, but i've automated most of my work, so i only really do around 4 hours of work a day. the important thing is to not let anyone know how efficient you become.

there is some manual data entry... but 99% of the data you can pull / populate from some database. the main job is setting up models, calculations, presentations, and thinking through complex problems.

made 6k trading cryptocurrencies in the last 3 weeks.
gonna be a millionaire in a few years.
>neet with actual money
the highest form of existence

>>387042392
>NEET existence is horrible
>Wageslave existence is horrible

How do I live an existence that isn't horrible?

>>387042145
You are living the dream neet friend

>>387041209
>>387042229
>high finance
>just analysts
>analysts work that much every day

Everyone works quite a lot as you can't sit on your ass, but there's a difference between the kind of work you do in high finance and the work you do at the supermarket or at some mid-range job for some corporation.

>>387042607
Define your own happiness and success instead of letting others define it for you.

>>387042501
The biggest problem is that even though nobody does any work, you still have to stay long for appearances

>>387042347
>career as a freelancer, but the life feels pretty NEET
I'm the same. Working at home is nice but sometimes I miss office politics or just hearing other people talking
Gets lonely, not really a lot of friends. Not even great at online multiplayer, so it's not like I can play games with anyone when the work day is over
Of course, the work day never feels like it's over because my office is my home

>>387042520
Tell me more about it, Anon. Do you just mine bitcoins or what?

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>>387039359
I'm a neet not by choice, but becuase my country fucking sucks. I wish I had the money to move out and get a job and a small room elsewhere, that's all I ask for, no big dreams, just self sustainment to do my own thing until I die.

>>387042520
>>neet with actual money

That describes me and trust me, it's not as glorious as you're expecting it to be. My existence feels so empty and pointless that it depresses the shit out of me when I think about it. Not that being a wageslave sounds any better.

>>387040459
Yeah, I'm unironically learning my 10th language today. Us NEETS are geniuses who aren't held down by things such as """work.""" I think I'll work on my granite sculpture later today, but only after tending to my barn animals and vegetable garden.

>>387042382
The property I'm selling and where I am is dual zoning, both residential and commercial. The problem is they want to build stores on it. A curb runs along the entire highway against the property I'm selling. it requires removal of parts of the curb and a turn lane, which neither party gets to control. It's all waiting on the city and could take another two years.

>>387042607
I got a job where I work from home. I get the income and sense of self satisfaction that comes with a job while retaining the free time of being a NEET. The downside is that I have no social outlets and don't see people outside of my family.

>>387042520
Do you just buy into cheap ones and sell when they moon? I doubt you mine much unless you got the hardware to compete with Chinks and Russians.

>>387042229
>t. actuary
My nigga. How many exams you passed?

>>387042732
Have you considered just getting a part-time job?

>>387042607
NEET existence is only as horrible as you make it.

If you spend 8 hours a day on 4chan, yeah you will end up feeling like shit. But there's nothing stopping a NEET from having some hobbies that don't involve staring at a screen all day.

Also, if you can get any source of income (depending on where you live, getting autismbux doesn't need to be that much of an issue), move out of your parents' house ASAP. Taking care of yourself will improve your self-esteem, will teach you highly enjoyable skills like cooking (if you're not too lazy to put in the effort anyway), and will greatly improve your relationship with your family as well, as long as you don't completely shut yourself off from them.

>>387040475
Assuming you pay 1000 a month for rent (which is honestly very not realistic in some states), that's 12,000 a year. 3 years would be 36k, but then that assumes you only spend 4k within three years on things like groceries, insurance, etc. So, probably 2 years.

>>387042709
True patrician tier is part time office job. 3 days of work a week, make livable money, and still have very ample free time

>>387042520

how do you decide when to buy or sell?

>>387042992
They only sell when they've lost 90% and realize they got pumped and dumped

>>387042732
Find some shit to do, nigga. You let your job define your life, so of course your life feels meaningless without a job.

Find new meaning. Get a hobby. Join an amateur sports club. Find some cool volunteer work. There's plenty of shit you could be doing other than work, as long as you're willing to look for it.

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>>387042607
>>387042392

>>387042936
I live in a tiny flat in the back of my dad's property, so no rent. Just groceries and bills, and the occasional marijuana intake.

>>387042710
haven't mined anything. if you have any money laying around put it in Bitcoin it always goes up.
i made most of my money because i bought neo on August 2nd before it blew up. study coins and see if they have real world use and good devs before buying
also go to /biz/

Imagine being part of the elite 0,01%

>>387042607
get a job you like

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>>387042607
Life is what you make it. You can be happy as a NEET or a wageslave. It all depends on how you choose to handle it.

There's a reason why there are people who live financial meager lives that are filled with happiness while people with all the money and comfort in the world suffer crippling depressing and/or kill themselves. Wealth and comfort in and of themselves are not what's going to bring your life happiness. Sure it will make it way easier for you to achieve that which makes you happy, but you need to figure out what it is you want and makes you happy. Most of the people who make these threads crying about being a wageslave or a NEET have no idea what that thing they want is, and don't realize that's why they're unhappy.

>>387042764
>mfw I know neets who are actually like this
>mfw I have no face

>>387042520
>neet with actual money
>have enough money to do what I want
>no debt
>no severe autism
>been having fun getting into video creation and livestreaming now
Nothing is better. I don't understand the neets with autismbux that don't actually do anything with it. Like even just a walk in the park or something goddamn.

>>387043109
>so no rent.
If you pay literally nothing, then you are set for fucking years. Quit with the shit drugs, they will drain your reserve of money far more quickly than you think.

>>387039575
>falling for the "chad looked at me funny once in high school so now I'm a worthless neet" meme

>>387042972
Ok... I dont know many office jobs like that. A realtor maybe, but that's commission so you set your own hours. Unless you are Patrick Bateman and scribble in a notebook all day.

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>mfw the stores are all out of 12-packs of Game Fuel

Can someone help a brother out?

I believe unemployment support/benefits should be forfeit after a short grace period and disability benefits need to be more stringent

>>387042607

BE YOURSELF

If you don't own any property by your 30s you have officially failed

>>387043373
That's because it doesn't exist. What anon actually meant to say is
>having your own business where you've relegated majority of tasks to other workers or software and only have to check in for ~4 hours a week

>>387043347
People drink far more than what I spend on dope, I'd be surprised if it was more than $50 a month. I'm not going to live like this forever, its just for a few more years.

>>387043312
What's the matter, wagie? Have you not composed a symphonic masterpiece yet? I've released 3 albums already on bandcamp. I'm currently learning my 12th instrument, the accordion, to which I will learn some french songs. French was my third language I learned. Truly, being a NEET is to be enlightened to the greater things in life.

>>387043410
it already works this way. anyone on 4chan claiming to get benefits for being autistic is lying.

>>387043373
The only office job I've had like that was a temp job 20 hours, Mon-Wed. It was inputting amounts from invoices onto company spreadsheets. Was nice while it lasted

>>387039575
Hey. Move to a small town.
Things you do will actually matter there.

>>387039793
>Thank god trump is taking away social nets so fat fucks like you can't ride off the government when your parents die.
tell me, /pol/cucks, why do you have so much disdain for the poor while fund babies like trump get a pass? you do know there are poor whites as well who don't have the luxury of daddy connections and actually have to rely on government assistance to survive?

Is working a minimum wage job till death really what people aspire to in life?

>>387043486
Property in California in a not shit area (read: where you won't get fucking killed) is like 300,000 minimum. And that's for like probably a 3 room 1 bath home.

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>>387043595
How the fuck do you manage to fall for bait this obvious?

For some reason whenever I lived the NEET life I played way less video games than when I had a job. It just felt like a chore to play when being NEET.

>>387043658
California's property laws are rigged. If you pass your house down to family, your tax rate stays the same. Anyone with decent family money pays like 1950s rates, and everyone else is shut out from the high entry cost.

>>387043683
Same here, and while a NEET you're much more interested in watching YouTube.

>>387043678
because /v/ is one of the essayist boards to bait because they get triggered so easy m8

>>387043612
no, it's something that happens to you. the turnaround is always around the corner, and eventually you'll save enough to do whatever you need to get out. Then something happens (maybe your car shits out, or you end up in the hospital for a few days) and that plan is delayed a few years. Then one day you wake up at 40 years old and wonder what happened

>NEET:
>can be ultra picky about what vidya they play
>have enough time to test the games
>has friends in high places
>WAGIE:
>has to play the latest twitch meme (currently pubg) to keep up with his only 2 friends
>has no time to invest into any other game

truly wondrous

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>>387043546
Depends on where you live I suppose.

I live in Ohio and my brother who is 32 has been receiving disability since he was 21 for "agoraphobia". He lives a normal life and goes out with his friends and shit all the time, does normal physical labor when he has to (he just finished remodeling his kitchen a couple months ago with no help from anyone else). There's literally nothing wrong with him physically but the government supports him financially because he claims to be afraid of being away from home long enough every day to hold a job.

>>387043530
>>387043312
A guy I know went NEET after college and out of boredom he started making """designer""" lamps. Two year back he sold his first batch for like $2000 a piece to some fancy bullshit store, right now he's working on new designs with better materials and is expecting to get $3-4000 a piece for them. Considering he lives in the same building as me (rents are ridiculously low here), he can stretch that money pretty far without having to rely on autismbux or anything like that.

Not exactly genius level stuff, but it shows that you can do some cool shit if you have lots of free time.

>>387043767
And renting 1 room 1 bath apartments in California is like 800 dollars for a shit area and like 1000 -1200 for a not shit area. I fucking hate California.

I'm a NEET and proud.

My mother is sick and my dad is afraid to leave her home alone. I spend the day doing house work and cooking. My elderly dog is a job in itself because he can no longer walk and needs to be assisted with almost everything. He's become so spoiled that he barks nonstop until someone helps him up or feeds him from his bed. My dad makes all salary, is old, and wants to retire. Everything I do I do with my mother because he's old and lonely. I'm the only friend my parents have. Send help.

>>387043891
But that's not being a NEET. That is literally work.

>>387043880
this is fake. I worked for the SSA and we literally would follow people like this around to try and prove they were faking it. Sometimes even when we knew they weren't, because orders from the top are always about finding fraud and waste.

>>387039359
Like >>387039494 said.

>While still employed:
-Pirate all games you can pirate
-Buy the few highly recommended games you can't pirate yet
-Save enough money for 6-12 months of NEETdom

>After going back to NEETdom:
-Don't eat shitty foods. Learn to cook.
-Stay active.
-Sleep on time. Games aren't worth losing sleep anymore.

>>387040591
>Imports mass amount of immigrants like its the best thing since sliced bread
>Causes a housing crisis so even the university educated are forced to live with their parents until an average age of 28
>Imported so many immigrants that low skill labour is almost impossible to find unless you want to work for pennies, with no bathroom breaks
>Flooding your own country with so many third worlders public services are on the point of breaking down
>Companies refuse to hire anyone with a degree unless they have 15 years of job experience which you can only get by working that job in the first place - DUDE BRO WHATS YOUR GEARSCORE XDD!!
>Actively working against the indigenous population, revising their history, repeatedly telling them they're evil for their skin colour despite how broad the scope of history is
>Expecting me to work so my tax money can go to the very people you're trying to replace me with
>WHY WON'T YOU GOYS WORK FOR US
Really activates my almonds.

>>387043546
>anyone on 4chan claiming to get benefits for being autistic is lying.

>>387042107 here. It's referred to as autismbux because of memes, but I tend to use it to cover basically any mental "disability", not just autism. I actually have an official report from a psychiatrist that I don't have autism, because they did test me for that.

>>387043658
>300,000
>in a not shit area

Damn, have property values went down that much? I grew up in California and my parents owned two homes, neither of which were in great areas, and they were both well over $600,000. This was in the late 90s/early 2000s.

>>387039359
Literally me and my bros.

>>387043961
It started as a hobby though.

Sure it's work now, but when he started out he just did it because he liked working with his hands and he had some design ideas he wanted to try. He didn't find out he could make good money off of it until much later.

>>387044046
It's weird. Places like San Jose and L.A have insane property value, but are fucking shit nigger places.

>>387042667
This. Find a healthy balance of a job you can live with that doesn't stress you out and makes enough money for you to live comfortably, not focus on climbing the corporate ladder.

>being proud of being a waste of oxygen
How do you fucks do it? I've been a NEET for years now and the feeling of being useless makes me feel depressed all the time

>>387039359
Jogging mostly

My investments work for me. Does that make me a neet or a jew?

>>387040718

holy shit my man you really figured it out, that cant be how an economy works is it?

>>387044220
The trick to being a happy NEET is not being a true NEET. If you have money, you invest it in yourself somehow and give yourself purpose. That usually qualifies as "training" or "education" or even self-employment.

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Is there any decent way to make a bit of extra cash online that doesn't involved 20 minute surveys that will reward you with 50c at the end?

>>387044220
pro tip
being a neet doesn't stop you from actually doing anything

you would feel just as useless if you had to be somewhere for 10 hours a day packing boxes or w/e the average job is on /v/

>>387039359
>healthy lifestyle

Just drop junk food and go to a walk early morning or late night, whenever there's no people around

>acquire funds

Parents give me 500 each week to spend

>>387044220
Working at a shitty job made me feel even worse.
At least I have a shitton of free time now and don't have to stress out all day every day so that my boss's boss's boss can save up for a new boat.

>>387043875
>neets are picky because they can't afford many games

Also
>neet
>friend

>get a 9-5 so I can grab shekels from you

you guys realize that jobs GIVE you money, right? that's kinda the point.

unless you're referring to taxes, in which case you go to jail if you don't pay them so there isn't much choice there

>>387044507
>discord literally created for neets to network while test driving their games
>he still has zero friends
LMAOOOO
FAILED @ NEETHOOD
FAILED @ LIFE

>>387044408
>That usually qualifies as "training" or "education"
Training or education means official enrollment, like getting in a school

>>387044408
Good answer. Try new things cause you can don't waste but also have fun while not paying into jew schemes. You really should work out if neet like it is a must

>>387044551
if you're not working for the government you're producing your employeer money

>>387044557
>he thinks having a discord means he has friends

>>387039359
40 minutes of cardio, 2 hours of 2 different lifts (Back/bicep day or chest/shoulders etc)

Made enough money to pay off my townhouse, and my truck, monthly expenses are usually around $500, so I trade stocks in the meantime. Its been 3 years now, got $20k in the bank and I'm kinda just relaxing and considering going back to school.

>>387044483
write a bot that does the surveys automatically (random answers), then do hundreds of surveys at once, reducing your own work to just solving captchas while making a lot more money

>>387044502
>500 a week
That's more than minimum wage you are spoiled. Use that money to make more money senpai I know you can do it

>>387044569
If taking mentorship opportunities and hiring a personal trainer for fitness aren't considered education or training, then I still get to be a NEET. Hurray!

How do you neetfags fix your sleep schedule? I go to bed at ridiculous times like 4 or 5 and wake up at like half 2 and feel like I've woken up and already the day is wasted. But when I try going to sleep a few hours earlier it's just a bunch of hours of being wide awake with my eyes closed.

>>387044028
"Indigenous population" kek

>>387044551
not when you're making more value than what is given to you

>>387044636
>he's literally unable to comprehend how anyone could ever meet through various platforms and then meet irl
k e k

>>387044220
As said many times in this thread, find something you enjoy doing.

And no, shitposting on 4chan all day and jerking it to increasingly weird porn is not something you enjoy doing. It's something you try to fill the gaping void of your life with.

Get a hobby. Join a sports club. Learn a craft.

>>387044730
I just go to bed around midnight.

>>387044730
Power through it and only sleep at correct times. Make yourself so tired you can't keep your eyes open and then sleep on schedule regularly til it becomes natural.

>>387044730
Melatonin.

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>>387041276
>same story
>got fired for saying autistic things to work colleagues, even though they greatly exaggerated and/or flat-out lied

And the world comes full circle.

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jesus christ am i the only person who actually enjoys his job? i come and go as i please on a salary, i usually just need to reply to 3 emails a day, write some rules and reports up in a siem maybe once a week, work right under the director. lifes pretty good, even got a boat.

stop watching gay porn at work, someone sees it, even if they dont careand stop streaming netflix you stupid niggers, thats how you get the internet shut back down to business use only

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>30
>promoted to head of IT office
>1 effective hour of work a day
>rest of time locked in my office playing videogames and browsing /v/
>mfw I'm technically living the NEET life while having a high-paid 9-5
>mfw no gf but get to fuck hot interns

>>387042371
Carpe Diem

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>work 60 hours a week, make great money, never worry about a single bill
>nice new car, new tv, new pc I just bought, just moved into a great gated neighborhood
>always have a little extra to put into savings at the end of every month and have more in savings at 23 than my parents even do
>have no time to ever play vidya or enjoy my money I work so hard for

Some days I wish I could just go back to being a neet and living in my parents basement again. What's the point in being financially stable when I can't even enjoy it.

>>387043903
Try and find a job and make your family realize that you have to have a life of your own. Also euthanize the dog. If it can't do anything it's not a dog anymore.

>>387044730

Are you me?

Basically I just stay up to fix it. When I do actually fix it I increase my exercise regimen so that I'm actually tired.

>>387044709
Mentorship is training unless there is no contract and it's just some sort of loose situation where you're pretty much just meeting with some dude for a couple hours a week to talk about shit.
And why would hiring a personal trainer impact whether or not you're a neet?

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>>387044821
What if I can't enjoy anything at this point?

>>387044846
You'll make it friend we all will.

>>387044754
>White people, in white european countries, aren't indigenous to those countries
??

You guys are dumb. You don't work to help society you work to help yourself. The lower your financial standing is, the lower your freedom is.

I hated it after a month even with working out and other things besides vidya , ennui is x10 worse than worrying about bills and a paycheck

>>387044881
Don't fuck the interns anon. Women like that are toxic and only want your power to instant you stick it in they have leverage to say you made them do it and people will believe her. Don't fuck up I'm rooting for you maga.

>>387043903

stay strong my man, just make their last years the best you can, but dont feel burdened and guilty, you have your own life too

>>387039917
I would've agreed a year ago but now that I picked up some hobbies I'm enjoying myself. You're only useless as a neet if you're just doing the same shit you always do.

>>387044483
Be an amazon reseller, learn to make websites or learn to make game

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>advocate for millions of cheap 3rd world laborers to invade your country and take all the low skill jobs
>advocate for H1B visa workers to take all your blue collar jobs
>"reeee Nationalists are why I don't have a job!!!"

>>387044881

not gonna be there long if you keep fucking thots looking for pay days by fucking the numbskull boss

>>387044821
>Get a hobby. Join a sports club. Learn a craft.
I'm 26 and feel like it's too late for me to indulge in something like that. My parents keep supporting me, but they're in their mid-60s and probably won't be around for much longer.

>>387043903
Always a tough conversation but you should consider putting your dog down, it's only gonna get worse and not being able to walk on it's own is the universal sign for a dog

>>387045192
whats stopping you rom kys

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>>387044895
iktf

>been a poorfag collegefag for a long time so got used to live with basically nothing
>now make three times the money I used to
>piling up money
>can't bring myself to spend even a part of it for fun stuff because I spent all my adult life to date being scared of running out of cash

>>387044946
You can learn to enjoy things.

About half a year ago I started doing volunteer work at a local retirement home, since I was bored out of my skull and if I did any real work I'd lose my autismbux. It's pretty boring work and at first I had to pretty much force myself to go there, but it's only a day and a half per week so it's not that bad. But over time I really started enjoying the feeling of just having something to do and some of the other volunteers are pretty cool.

Not saying you should do what I did, but you have to force yourself over that initial hurdle in order to start enjoying things again. Things are only going to get worse if you just wallow in your own misery all day erry day. It doesn't just make you unhappy, but you're also training yours own brain to stay passive. You gotta unlearn that shit.

>>387045192
I'm 31.

>>387045107
Right which is why with a "job" they feel less useless, because it's literally forcing them to be somewhere.

>>387045192
>26
>too late
Shut the fuck up you fucking bitch.
I regularly see guys like 40+ at the local rec center enjoying themselves.
My fuckin nan has a knitting group once a month and she's 76.

>>387045284

buy a house, its pretty tits

>>387044895
The point is having and raising children(with women) you tard.

>>387045393
>falling for the children meme

>>387044730
-Never drink anything with caffeine
-Do physically exhausting tasks during the day
-Adhere to a sleeping time then go to bed an hour before it to make up for the possible period that you'll just be rolling around in bed thinking of stupid random shit
-Make sure that the place you're sleeping in is cool, dark and silent
-Turn off your phone and use an actual alarm clock as the alarm
-Stop using the PC or a phone an hour before bedtime especially when you're not physically tired

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>>387045393
>raising children(with women)

>>387045192
Life is a lot longer than you think 26 is not an appropriate age to think that you don't have time, you're literally in the prime of your youth

>work out 6 days per week for 1-2 hours
>rest of the time play vidya or mtg or board games
>live in finland, great welfare system, don't have to worry about anything
>currently playing witcher 3 and diablo 2

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>>387045192
Unless you suffer from some severe illness or disability, it's never too late to do anything.

Pic related got his Master Of Arts at the age of 102. You're not even a third of his age.

>>387045489
>Adhere to a sleeping time then go to bed an hour before it to make up for the possible period that you'll just be rolling around in bed thinking of stupid random shit
Your other tips are good, but this one is bullshit.

You don't want to go to bed to lay there for an hour, you want to go to bed to actually sleep.

If you go to bed and don't fall asleep within 20 minutes, get out, have a glass of water, do some pushups or something, and try again half an hour later.

these threads are always the same, a mixture of self pity, mockery and some empty life advice

don't you ever get bored with this shit? like goddamn go enjoy life a bit, videogames are fun, rubbing one feels good, crying over yourself in this shithole does nothing

>>387045605
That buffer-hour tip is exactly for when you have to do the things you said, I should have included them to clarify.

>>387045774
I wouldn't mind working a lowshill job if I lived in a homogenous country, but I don't. I'm not interested in whats becoming of it, every time I force myself to visit London I'm reminded how much I hate what my country has become.

>>387044770
>He thinks neets can make friends

>>387045605
Wouldn't push ups actually activate the body making it harder to go to sleep?

Another day another haircut

>>387040608
wow

>>387044709
I hate you richfags so much.

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>>387044220
Study, learn a craft and get a job in which you are your own boss.

>>387045915
i made friends as a neet. its what propelled me out of it

>>387042607
acquire some practical skills, to become valuable for society

unskilled white collars will always be pushovers, even more than unskilled blue collars, while nationwide student loans scam ensures their steady flow and low value.

>>387046075
I thought being rich went hand in hand to being a neet. If not, you are just a bum, a hobo.

>>387046229
you dont need to be rich to be neet. you just need enough family context to not be crushed by poverty out on the streets.

>>387044046
>live in a $300,000 3 bed 2 bath house in a comfy cul-de-sac in Windsor, nearly crime free, 99% white area with not a nignog in site
>cousin lives in a $400,000 2 bed 1 bath house in a nigger ridden neighborhood in Lynwood where people getting shot is a nightly occurrence

Property values make no sense.

>>387045994
That's why you wait half an hour afterwards. Read a book or something if you don't like doing nothing. No games or mobile devices though.

>>387044951
>believing the jewish tailored historical account of Europe

White people have only been in Europe for about 500 years. They wiped out the indigenous populations.

>>387046293
real estate is a massive scam anyway

>>387045489
this post is shit and totally misses the point of why NEETs have a fucked up sleep schedule. A large part of it is as simple as not wanting to deal with judgment from family. When I was NEET I would wake up when it got dark, get my meal for the day and begin my schedule of lurking, watching tv and playing video games. Likewise, there simply is no point in waking up during the day as a NEET. There isn't anything to do, everyone else is at work or school. Why would you even want to be awake?

>>387046075
Don't worry. Everyone hates neets like you

>>387046293
People value living near good shit.

There is fuck all to do in Windsor. Lynwood is a transit ride away from the Staples Center, the LA Convention Center, Griffith Park, and two world class universities.

>>387046565
Move out. Stop being a burden on your parents.

Even as a NEET it will seriously improve your mental health.

>>387045559
I would argue that 102 is probably too late to use a Master Of Arts for financial gain considering most people don't live to be 95

>>387046620
It is seriously hilarious that people will put more value on nearby attractions than they would on their own lives.

I'm no longer NEET but my job barely gives me any hours. It's been getting slightly better lately but I'm still not really making much.

>>387046647
How the fuck do you move out without any money/

>>387046417
White people are indigenous from Europe .-.
Aren't you talking about the Americas?

>>387046647
I already did this years ago, which I thought would be implied when I said that I "was NEET". Went to college at 23, got my degree, lost my virginity, now have a semi-good social skillset and am working my career job.

sidenote, there is no way to just "move out" as a NEET. I got out of it because I was able to go to college, but that isnt an option for most. Before that I tried to get a job and could not get hired because I had zero work experience and with shit social skills I probably failed the few interviews I had

>>387046620
That's what cars and plains and trains are for.

Anyone willing to live in a shithole so they can be close to places they might go to spend their money every once in a while is a moron.

>>387046417
>What was ancient greece
>What was ancient rome

>>387046620
>Willingly living in a place where you can literally be killed walking down the street so you can be conveniently located near a park

Do people this retarded actually exist?

>>387039941
Parasites are usually one of the most succesful lifeforms

>>387046659
That's not what matters here.
He managed to graduate due to this determination and will, despite being at an age where most people are long dead.

26 year anon should get his ass up and start improving his life.

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My parents/grandparents fund me.

>>387046907
>ever moving to a town or city where there are gangs or a crime rate above 5%
Yes.

Smelly dumb frogposting scum.

>>387039502
I find it interesting you would consider having a job as useful.

>basically a NEET for a little over 3 years now
>lived with my friends until last april, then I moved in with my grandma
>never had to worry about any sort of bullshit
>relationships are stronger than ever, outside of my mother, who i'd rather not speak to anyways
>missed the Boston Major by semi-finals, my pop watched us play up til then
>only really wanted to win just so I could shove it in my moms face
Every time there's a neet thread, I'm always surprised at how depressed everyone is. being a neet is great, as long as you have a little bit of social skills and some confidence, it's a pretty easy way to sustain.
I'm actually looking for a job right now so I can help my grandma renovate her house, but having a goal just makes it easy to actually do

>>387046832
I bet you also believe Earth is a sphere

>>387046565
If you're cheeky enough to be a NEET, you should be able to handle some family judgment.

They can only judge you if you have the capacity to work and are not actually severely handicapped.

>Likewise, there simply is no point in waking up during the day as a NEET

I tried that when I was a NEET. It just made my sleep hygiene worse. Our bodies are conditioned to sleep at night. Fight nature and you lose eventually. It's up to you if you want to further wreck yourself.

>>387047034
not him but the feeling of being a burden for someone else is the worst

I was a Neet for about two years and it was the best time of my life.

>sleeping when you want to sleep
>no stress
>playing vidya, watching movies and long series
>teached myself how to play piano
>working out during the dead hours at my local gym

Now I'm working an 8 to 5 in an office. Half of the time I pretend to work and it's absolutly soul crushing. The other half I work for a bit which makes time go faster. Still, in the evening when I'm home I just drink alcohol and am way too tired to watch anything, train my music skills or do anything else fun.

>>387046994
I'm jelly as fuck, I know so many people like you that don't do shit but get everything they want, riding their parents hard work and success, triggers the fuck out of me

Why do people get so upset at the existence of neets? Why do people want to ruin the good life for others? Is this not what everyone is trying to achieve in the first place? The freedom to not HAVE to do anything?

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>>387046417
>500 years
>White people only arrived in the Renaissance
Dam....we really wuz the kang lol

>>387047046
>missed the Boston Major by semi-finals, my pop watched us play up til then

team?

>>387039502
it's having no life in general that makes us want to kill ourself

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I live the life of a 16yo on summer break. For the past 6 years after I finished school. I also fake depression and get gibs and don't have to do shit because my mental condition is "unstable"

feels good man

>>387043546
Chris Chan gets $1,200 as a monthly tugboat

>>387047145
>Why do people get so upset at the existence of neets?
jealousy

>>387046907
>>387046810
>>387046759

You guys overstate the threat of random violence. I grew up in a shitty part of LA in the 1990s when shit was totally fucked. My parents busted ass to get me into good school programs though. I went to a rough high school, but I mostly hung out with nerds, AP kids, and band geeks. Never really got into much trouble.

I live in the Valley now and it is much nicer, but I have no hesitations going downtown because,

1.) Most people (yes, even most poor minorities) are not criminals. Shocker.
2.) Most criminals aren't looking to fuck with random strangers.
3.) Crime is in the midst of a dramatic decline.

If I get shot tomorrow, that'll suck. But I will have lived a great 28 years in a happening city. I'll take that over living in Podunk, Nowheresville.

>>387046796
>sidenote, there is no way to just "move out" as a NEET. I got out of it because I was able to go to college, but that isnt an option for most. Before that I tried to get a job and could not get hired because I had zero work experience and with shit social skills I probably failed the few interviews I had
I fucked up because I was going to community college, then stopped going, so now I have to pay my student loans before I go back again. I'm working but I need to find a much better job or a second job so I can pay them back consistently for six months before I go back. I never should've stopped going to classes and I hate myself for it.

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>>387046907
Yes. Look at housing costs all around Los Angeles, in the shittiest crime ridden areas. Homes that cost so much that if you can afford them then you could afford to live literally anywhere you want, and people buy them. Sure they have to gate their houses and hire security and go inside and lock their doors after dark to lower the chance of someone raping them at gunpoint...BUT HEY IT'S ONLY A FIVE MINUTE DRIVE FROM THE STAPLES CENTER, WORTH IT!

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>>387039502

>Doesn't being so useless make you want to kill yourselves

It will be interesting to see where automation will be going in the next 30 years. "Worst" case scenario 50% of the jobs will be automated, what will be people do then? How will people feel useful?

>>387042607
be born with good genetics
oops, too late

>>387047145
>why hosts hate parasite
dunno

I lived the neet life for 2 years. My gf paid for everything and she didn't care what I bought as long as we had money for bills each month. I would play a lot of vidya and tell her what games were fun for her and I to play together.

I'm working again and I'd much rather make 70k a year than live off someone else again. I wanted to kill myself toward the end of the 2 years, I was so bored.

>>387047445
I think your timeline is a bit aggressive, but yeah, that's what we're moving towards. There is going to be a huge cultural upheaval.

You're going to see people getting super depressed because they feel useless. You're going to see people with jobs bitch about people without jobs because they think it is laziness, but really it's that we can't out compete machines anymore.

It's gonna get ugly. There is a utopia somewhere on the other side of it all though.

>>387047445
It's pretty weird how much self-worth people place on showing up to a factory and repeating the same process a million times a day.
And not on self-fulfilling hobbies or goals.

Truly remarkable.

>itt: autistist discover late capitalism

>>387047034
I'm a doctor, so yeah. Being respected in society and making a ton of money is more useful than a fatty sitting at home in his mommy's house.

>>387047532
How the fuck did you manage to get a gf as a NEET?

I kinda want to try to get a gf now even though I'm working a job where I barely get paid anything but I feel like finding a girl who doesn't care is like finding a needle out of multiple haystacks.

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>>387039359
Not vidya

half neet kinda
managed to get them to let me do 3 12 hour shifts a week then i get 4 days off
would much rather just get it all sorted in as few days as possible

>>387047445
it's been going on for decades already, and nothing really happens in big picture. Free market has natural ability to heal itself, as long as goverment doesn't shove its dick to "help"

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>>387039359
>last year in university
>taking the teachers exam after i finish
>scared i might not pass

It sucks being jobless. I'm a student now and I hate myself for not getting a monthly salary to buy vidya and a high-quality fursuit

>>387047583
>There is a utopia somewhere on the other side of it all though.
It's easy for a utopia to exist without humans.

>>387047145

I personally am not upset with neets, but I can understand why some are. Able-bodied neets during their prime (ages 20-30) are the worst. They're fucking up their relations with the people around them and their future. They could have been padding up their work experience little by little at this period but they're flushing it down the drain. Some neets think they have an accessible escape button in suicide but won't actually have the balls to pull the trigger, thus ensuring that they'll suffer more during old age.

>>387047529
You have nothing to do with these parasites. Tell me with a straight face that isn't plain envy because of the injustice that some people just have it better for no real reason.
Petty.

>>387044028
>GEARSCORE

What's that?

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Feels good to work part time with autism bucks on the side.

>>387047529
>why hosts hate parasite
wagies aren't the hosts
the actual hosts would never in a million years use a shitty website like 4chan

the fact that wagies even think of themselves as hosts when all they do is follow orders every day is some next level delusion

>>387047723

>it's been going on for decades already, and nothing really happens in big picture. Free market has natural ability to heal itself, as long as goverment doesn't shove its dick to "help"

No it hasn't. The market in the past generated jobs nearly at the same rate as taking them from improvements in capital, but this will be different. AI will take those 4 million jobs in transportation virtually overnight, what will those 4 million people do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pq-S557XQU&t=284s

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>>387044028

>>387047723
Imagine a graph where you chart the growth in human capability against the growth in machine capability.

Machine capability is growing exponentially. Human capability is growing by a small, linear factor.

There is no economic law that says that humans will always be useful just like there is nothing saying that horses will always be useful. Two hundred years ago, horses served in the military, as part of most police forces, pulling carriages, plowing fields, etc.

Now horse labor is mostly a novelty. The same thing will eventually happen to human beings.

>no job

>spend morning with crew of gardeners cleaning up town planting fresh flowers and cutting trees
>spend afternoon helping OAPs
>spend evening on games

Still hate not having a job but I'm trying to do SOMETHING productive.

>>387047361
>I'll take that over living in Podunk, Nowheresville.
Hey, Podunk has some great stuff. I'll bet you never even visited that estate that has the ability to transport people into worlds of their own makings. Faggot.

>>387047751
Why not buy a kigurumi instead?

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>tfw I genuinley enjoy my job
Also, some advice from an Ex-NEET: Don't become one.

>>387047658
Be good looking and charming. I met mine playing wow. I became neet after we had already started dating.

Don't get a gf, they're not worth it. I would honestly do things different all those years ago if I knew what it was like now. We don't even play the same games anymore. For every moment of "this is nice" there's 9 of why do I put myself through this.

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>>387040029
>>387040179
>smugNEET

My favourite meme
Makes me feel so cozy

>>387047774
This too, seems false. If this was the real reason it would invite concern, not hate. Maybe a shake of the head because you feel like they're wasting something.

>>387039502
Just because I'm not useful to you or some jewish boss doesn't mean I'm useless. A tool that isn't used isn't a fundamentally "useless" tool, it's just a tool that isn't being used. I just don't want to be anyone's tool but my own.

>be NEET
>living the dream
>run
>forced to work and become a helpful member of society :^)
>forced to interact with normies 24/7
>think of all my NEETpals out there living the life
>can't wait to get back to it
I wish I was rich

>>387047658
people do crazy things to escape loneliness. Keeping person essentially as a pet, just so you can pretend to have someone to love and care about, isn't unheard of, though it's mostly men who do that.

>>387047723
I work in a stock exchange firm.

I literally do nothing at my job, I run a PC with software that does all the stock calculation for me and I just sit there as purposely added human error.

>>387047908
>Implying I'm American
>Implying my country had anything to do with the slave trade
>Implying I owe anyone else a living
>Implying my country which is was 99% homogenous until the 1960, with drastically lower rates of crime, rape, and murder wasn't superioer
>implying

>>387047990
>run out of money*

>>387047532
marry her

>>387039359
I don't know I can't remember playing fire emblem echos

>>387047751
Besides that furry shit I'm going through the same thing. We are almost there, anon. Keep it up.

>work 8-4 Monday to Friday
>Because I'm the manager I get to leave earlier if I want
>I'm subject only to the building owners who are never around, so I call the shots
>Make 70k just on my salary, kick backs push me up into six figures a year
>Come home in new car to my new TV, computer, and all current gen consoles
>I buy games every 2 weeks, so I have literally hundreds of games I haven't played yet
>Mfw owners gave me Monday off for my birthday


Lel two years of college and here I am a real man with a. Real career. Neets just know that can't to anything better

>>387039502
I don't need a job in order to feel useful because my IQ is above 80.

>>387047908
>he still signed it

Why

>>387040289
Have rich parents, be a good mommies boy and an estate in waiting worth over a million usd like me.

>>387047856
Warcraft was infamous for a mod called 'Gearscore' where at one point people would only accept if you achieved that number. The problem, however, was that they would ask for a ridiculously high number for content that didn't require that gear. So it ended up with a large amount of people having to jump through hoops just to do easy content.

>>387048094
A real career means nothing in this society.

>>387047908
>all people are born equal meme
haha, sure thing :)

Wake up, go to work, go to gym, vidya untill wife gets home, make dinner, talk and watch stuff together until bedtime. Don't have trouble beating even very long games. Beat Persona 5 on new game + and maintain skills in several fighting games.

>>387040720
Me too. I work at a school and our summer just ended.

>>387039494
This has been my cycle as well. When working I oscillate between mild satisfaction and tedium. I eventually reach a point where I don't give a fuck anymore and start some self-destructive behavior just to liven things up a bit. Staying up too late, drinking too much, start calling in from work before just saying fuck it one day and quitting. In general I'm pretty good with my money, so I have enough in the bank to survive for a few months.

The next two months or so are filled with elation, doing whatever I want, whenever I want. Then, the complete loss of sleep regimen and order begin to take their toll. I get severely depressed and anxious to the point of just pacing around all day until I find a job. The cycle never breaks.

>>387047445
Honestly I think it's going to be a fucking shitshow the likes of which we've never seen. IMO the smart thing to do would be to normalize a shorter work week and maybe basic income, but it would take a loooooong time for people to warm up to that, especially with American work culture

>>387040289
>Find a suitable mental illness
>Describe these symptoms to a psychiatrist
>They diagnose you
>Use this to collect disability checks, it's double welfare
>Literal profit

>>387046959
>>387045559
Thanks for the mild inspiration, anon. I have no motivation to do anything but I'm hoping eventually all those little things will fill a bucket and I'll have a bucket full of inspiration to go out and do something with.

It's been almost 10 years since I graduated high school and the bucket's still not filled, though.

>>387047971
Of course it seems false, they contradict themselves two sentences in.
>>387047945
I'm glad you're happy anon!
>>387048005
That's a lot of jobs these days. Supervision.

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>>387047937
I want something good. Like this one.

This thread is way off topic but it's pretty nice and I need some advice, lads. I'm half-NEET at the moment because I'm 3k in debt with my university so can't sign up for classes and only just got a part time job to begin saving. What should I work towards in my free time to set myself to make more money? I have some programming skills but nothing professional tier yet, and no crippling health issues, but I feel like such a dumb, poor waste of space.

>>387048094
>>Because I'm the manager

so you have no real skills

>>387048094
good goy

>>387047908
Why does this SWEAT pledge trigger so many millennials?
I've held down a job for 5 years now and seeing the amount of 18 year olds come in and quit in a little over a month is astounding, it's like they expect to just come in and be king Cock and do all the easy jobs while guys with experience should just do the rookie jobs so they can eat ice cream sundaes all day.

>>387048208
That would require having a worker's movement worth a damn in America

>>387040309
Same dude, for me it was only a month

Made me realize how many anons were talking out of their ass about how "fulfilling" it is

>>387048285
>Things should remain shitty because that's just how it's always been~

>>387047805
I'm not "envious" of NEETs, I hate all welfare parasites, because they are burden for my paycheck, and danger to democracy, by being voters blindly loyal to whoever gives them money.

>>387047908
Wagecucks actually believe this lol. This guy is a failed opera singer with rich parents who became an actor.

>>387048285

you answered your own fucking question my man

>>387048285
>What? The world doesn't entirely consist of American and all around it is not 'Here be dragons' what do you mean?

>>387047638
Why don't I believe you?

>>387048347
Not all NEETs are welfare parasites,.

>>387048285
yeah standards and self respect are anti-american

>>387048321
Same but with when people talk about their basic as fuck jobs being fulfilling.

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>>387042607
I know one way

>>387047971
>If this was the real reason it would invite concern, not hate.
That concern will always be there, but if that able-bodied neet stays that way for too long and you're the one that supports him, you'll eventually feel some hate. Especially if you're the parent.

>>387048343
The fact that people think they shouldn't have to earn their wings or prove themselves just shows what all this instant gratification bullshit has done to a generation.
It's easy to be a bad ass for 4 weeks.
It's tough to be a bad ass for years.
Literally anyone can pretend to be worth a shit for a couple of weeks dude, sorry you're not as special and awesome as you thought.

>>387048241
>I have some programming skills but nothing professional tier yet
it's enough to get an entry job trust me just after graduating uni i got a job as a programer a lot of company need someone for small easy to do programs.

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Will officially be a NEET on friday. Got about $2500.
What do?

I'm some kind of hybrid since I am a neet but I also have a full time job.

Which is what I need to purchase all of my neet gear.

I earn 1,500 biweekly after taxes so I think that's plenty.

>>387048410
>Standards and self respect are expecting to get 20$ an hour starting with 0 experience and no college degree.
Lol @ u

>>387047532
Is 70k a year bad?

>>387048347
They're not a threat to democracy, they are a perfectly logical consequence of democracy. Every democracy only lasts as long as it takes until people can figure out they can vote themselves funds from the public treasury. It's known as the Paradox of Demosthenes. Don't get mad at them for doing what is in their own rational economic interest.

>>387047945
This is the sort of post that begs more details.

>>387048403
how do you get money then ?

>>387047872
then who's host, if not those who produces nutritions to parasite?
>inb4 politicians
>inb4 jews
>inb4 commies
they don't produce, they only enable "redistribution".

>>387047908
Mike Rowe's a cool dude, but rule 8 is the most retarded thing I've ever seen. Your boss doesn't always magically know what's best, and won't know they're doing something wrong if nobody ever brings it up.

>>387044102
Do you live in a 300,000 trailer park?

>>387048560
15 dollars an hour is literally where we should be at if we take into account of inflation. So, yeah.
>Things are allowed to progressively get more expensive
>But what the fuck do you mean wages should be rising with it?

>>387048452
Hatred at your own failure maybe. People don't like their delusions breaking.

>>387040289
Was once a wagie/highly successful student at university, got involved with a rich girl, and now I'm literally a boy toy. I just take care of the house a bit during the day and everything else is taken care of.

>>387048526
buy cryptocurrencies

>>387048490
>it's an american responsibility to take 'crappy jobs'
the brainwashing is so damn strong over there huh

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>>387048560

>>387048302
Which why it will be a shitshow

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>Had a shitty job that was made ok by the people I worked with, spent almost every night drinking and hanging out after work, didn't have a lot of time for vidya but I still got through most of the games I wanted to play
>Had a serious accident
>Rendered NEET for 5 years
>Was awesome for all of 6 months having all that free time
>Eventually got depressed, felt worthless, had all the vidya I wanted but no lust to play them
>Finally got back on my feet physically and got a new job
>Really enjoy vidya again
I strongly believe that for me at least, I need that contrast and balance of work and play to enjoy life.

>>387048598
>they don't produce, they only enable "redistribution".
They're also the ones actually enabling wagies to make money, but sure thing babe keep being delusional and thinking wagies are king of the jungle LOL